Why is he so wide now?

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To be fair, Kazooie is also probably pretty fucking strong to run and fly around all day with Banjo on her back.

What do you think he spent all those years doing? this nigga been lifting weights and slamming protein shakes to get ready for his big day

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For op

you get hunky with age, unless you have shit eating habits,then you will get fat, body fat accumulate differently at that age.
t.36 yold man.

He grows when he's excited

WE NEED TO GO BIGGER

>tfw Banjo has spent all his time getting swole and you've gained weight and dont exercise

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Needs to appeal to Americans so they made him fat.

more polygons

Sakurai also wanted him to roar and sound like a real life grizzly bear until Grant Kirkhope pleaded for him not to do that.

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Dude has been working out since he received the invitation, he couldn't wait to meet all his bros again

Nintendo knows how to appeal to the gays. Just look at Bowser.

The repercussions from when they were fat in 2008

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Source

he's a burr

As a Sonyfag I can honestly say Nintendo does a better job appealing to my faggotry than Sony

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Stop making shit up

He goes to the same gym as DK.

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fits in line with how dk and bowser are

Stop being lewd

Source?

he hit the gym dk goes to once he got his invitation in January

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K Rool and Diddy too

for you

they didn't continue this, did they?

haha do you think they massage each other's muscles after working out and take showers together?

He got bearmode /fit/

to appease the barafags

REMINDER
files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

Did Microsoft sell Banjo's rights to Nintendo

>tfw this used to be true but you finally started losing weight, exercising, and putting on muscle

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Based on the renders.

No.

smashbros.com/en_US/index.html
>Characters: © Nintendo / HAL Laboratory, Inc. / Pokémon. / Creatures Inc. / GAME FREAK inc. / SHIGESATO ITOI / APE inc. / INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS / Konami Digital Entertainment / SEGA / CAPCOM CO., LTD. / BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc. / MONOLITHSOFT / CAPCOM U.S.A., INC. / SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. / ATLUS / Microsoft

Except I didn’t

Banjo finally gets put in Smash and the internet explodes with gay porn and turning him into a gay bear icon.
Truly the Monkey's Paw at work.

swole

Sad

He's BIGGER
FASTER
and STRONGER, TOO!

Sakurai knows every new addition is met with copious amounts of porn, he just gives them more to work with

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He's a bear

I think that's exactly the motivation I needed

In awe of the size of this lad

Because what the hell kind of bear is skinny? It'd look pretty stupid if the guy had Luigi's build.

HE'S IN BROS
BANJO CONFIRMED FOR HIDAMARI SKETCH

;_;

twitch.tv/blake_adam/video/437768160

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He started bulking in Nuts ans Bolts, and had 11 years to exercise.

>haha he's like a real person :^)
Literal autism. Get tested.

He should be fat, like a bear should be!

Since nuts and bolts started because of him being a fat fuck he swore to himself to never repeat the same mistake again. Banjo Threeie will be a Doom mod.

cosmetic surgery is a wonderful thing

Since Microsoft and Nintendo are in somewhat okay terms it'd be cool if they worked together in a new game.
It'd be good marketing too since people love that kind of "omg this company is human" publicity.

Gotta stay flexible, ya know what I'm sayin?

Mom said It's my turn to be in Smash.

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kazooie eyes should be censored, jeesus, those "fuck me good" eyes she gets on every picture.

He's a big guy.

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Calm down

How come, user?

he really cant do much with out kazooie cant he?

enjoy your fap material furries, i know you make a sizeable chunk of the smash community

for you

Don't know, don't care. I've just never been so happy to be proven wrong! I honestly never thought a character owned by Microsoft would be allowed into Smash! What does this mean?

what the fuck

He is inmortal in the backpack.
And is a bear.
Bears are apex predators.
But i get your point.
Wish they worked out that.

So he did scran about 30 pizzas

it means Xbox and Switch are gonna team up against play station... oh wait they already did

PR stunt that benefits both.
Symbiotic relationship.

Also they allow crossplay while sony is autistic kid in the corner.

he looks good. if anything original banjo is a little scrawny

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t. fatty

Hes a big guy.

>Banjo is buff and I'm not

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Eh fuck'it time to run, gonna do that potato to 5miles shit to get stamina to hit the weights, gonna report back in 40-50 minutes.

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So start now faggot. You can do it.

Why is Banjo fucking his sister?

I hope you stretched beforehand.

based

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Gotta pander to the bara audience.

>But Banjo isn't-

He is now.

and what audience does kazooie pander to?

Diddy always sounded like a monkey in DKC though. You ever hear his more humany voice in Mario Kart Wii? Sounds weird.

The crowd that loves bedroom eyes mode on female animal characters at all times.

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My mind still can't process he actually got in. I mean, it happened but I just can't face reality. Anyone else?

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>Your jiggies, hand 'em over

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im glad he is getting so much porn since he made it

>One smash invitation please

I'm still trying to get over K. Rool actually being in the game, I'm practically expecting to wake up tomorrow and have hallucinated Banjo's reveal trailer and for none of these threads to have happened.
This is like the insanity timeline.

>why yes, I'm in a relationship with a bird. How could you tell?

AH, I SEE YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN OF WIDEFINED TASTES AS WELL

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obviously this wasn't the first time this was posted, can I get a link to the first time? I'm not going to bother with a reaction image because this is completely beyond anything I was prepared for.

no cause its an edit

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He should’ve ordered the small pizza.

never
EVER

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well I am honored, but in what context would a person even use this as a reaction image?

Everytime I see that trailer I still cannot fathom how this could've happened. The only time I will ever be this happy is when I witness the birth of my own son.

why are the dragon quests nervous in this wholesome picture?

banjochad

if a bear, even a cartoon one, gave you a hug, you wouldn't be relaxed

I was not prepared for that, three years ago i was playing american football and could run, what happened?
I forgot the sweat, i forgot the hearbeat, i forgot breathing, the timer was my only friend to continue, and my back hurts for some reason. I need to do'it again the day after tomorrow, this is not a body i want.
>Streched beforehand
FUCK, only did after.

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WHEN WILL WAS A BABY, I WAS SCARED OF BABIES

And Kass

In all seriousness WHY the fuck won't MS make a new Banjo? Clearly the demand was so great for banjo to be in smash that they did it.

So they obviously know the demand is there for a new banjo title. Why won't they make one?

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Don't do static stretches before.

MS is never going to let Banjo go. Especially now since they got good will publicity from this collaboration.

Why not?

I don't and never will give a shit about Banjo, but I'm happy hes in so I won't have to see this god awful render anymore.

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Papa bear!

It's a motherfucking bear

>So they obviously know the demand is there for a new banjo title. Why won't they make one?
Judging by Grant Kirkhope's comments, MS and Rare are still living in a bubble where 3D platformers and particularly Banjo don't sell, despite Hat in Time and Yooka Laylee's Kickstarter proving that the thirst is real.
>Kirkhope told VGC that he didn’t think a new Banjo-Kazooie game would happen anytime soon.
>“I don’t think Rare has the appetite for it,” he said. “I don’t think they believe it would sell, and even in my mind I’m not sure. It’s easy to get wrapped up in my Twitter feed, but that’s just a tiny audience in comparison.
>“If they did want to make a new one they’d never get the original team back together so it’d all depend on who they asked to do it. They’d have to find the right people to do it. Ubisoft Milan were perfect for Mario, for example, and the Killer Instinct guys did a good job.”

>Don't believe in 3D platformers
>Greenlights two super luckys tale

>average shoulder wideness is 41 cm
no wonder so many people becoming traps, the average person is already built for it

That wasn't made by Rare.

So why aren't you getting fit yet?

Someone with that shitty steve model needs to do a reversal of this now

I'm going to a dietician next week and an exercise physiologist the week after
I think I want to take up hiking.

Alternate between walking and running. Start with 4 minutes each.

Why is Akagi so wide?

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sony only gets dykes and trannies
no cute twinks or bara

he was cultivating mass

Yeah, I have this as my wallpaper and sometimes I just look at it and can't fucking believe he's in still.

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The floss dancing got me

Did that but with 3 m 30 s for the first day, following the couch to 5k. Now the problem is the discipline of eating well.

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Surprised this hasn't been redrawn yet.

Absolutely Underrated Post

Cutting back on sodas goes a fucking long way.

So, uhhh, Mumbo Jumbo as an assist trophy?

>No sodas
>If not lifting avoid red meat(mainly pork and beef), all other types of meat is good.
>Avoid pasta and bread if you can.
>Eat more vegetables.
>And try to cut sugars food like ice-cream and sweets
>Eat protein 30 minutes to one hour before exercicing.
I have read /fit/ sticky a long time ago, will read again in the afternoon.

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Better idea: Just go on a fucking walk. Unless your metabolism is absolute dogshit, you don't actually need to make huge adjustments to your diet. A simple bit of exercise is all you need.

Bowser's voice in Smash is crap but the Kongs and K. Rool sound good and don't seem out of character. Banjo growling like a bear would be very out of character so I'm glad they just ripped the voice clips from the original games and called it a day.

They never do DLC Assists. He appears in the Spiral Mountain stage, though.

You don't need to avoid specific foods, just don't eat as much. Pasta and meats are fine, eating pizza every two days is not.

how about 1 pizza every week is that ok?

Improving diet goes a long way as well. Makes you feel more energized and helps with results from your exercise.

That's why i said try to avoid, not cut like the sugars.
What will you do when going with friends? Or going taking a cofee with your parents? Eat what you want with good mesure and at home do the right thing.
>Go for a walk
Already do that with hour long walks with my dog, still fattened, i have to change my current diet.

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Most pizzas are just grease and meat on dough. If you really want to lose weight and still eat such things, look up the amount of calories it has and how much you need and burn. The types of food don't matter at all, if you burn more than you take in you'll lose weight.

I think what helps Banjo is also that Banjo-Kazooie is basically a Fairy Tale parody with talking animals,witches, toilets and and fairies, even the fucking pickups are sentient and can speak and that factor of the setting is part of the SOUL of the IP.

He's juicing.

They could have used his deeper grisly voice from tooie. I prefer the first game, so glad they didn't.

>guh guh huh guh guh guh huh, guh guh huh?

I had noticed it earlier and like it better this way. Its an unique look for a mascot and he is a bear, it fits him to be bulkier, they dont call it "bear mode" for nothing. Lots of variety on the mascots here on smash

>mario
dadbod
>sonic
skinny
>dk
strong
>banjo
strong/fat

>dk
>banjo
>mascots
???

Just like a tumor.

platformer mascots like crash, bubsy and the likes, should have been more specific.

>bubsy

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>Why yes, I do agree that Nuts and Bolts was criminally underrated. How did you know?

1 pizza a month is ok

youtube.com/watch?v=zDnPFxnALBg

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>Bowser is made to appeal to gays
>Implying his main appeal isn't that he's a monster

God I hate barafags sometimes
Just let me have my cool firebreathing turtle mini kaiju

HE

>eat all the bread and pasta
>still thin

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>scran

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Faggot

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mom says its my turn to be in smash

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HAS

lmao

Dr. Bottles i'm G-U-H

After Nuts&Bolts he trained all these years to get ready for smash.

>Implying I haven't done the opposite and turned into a veiny skeleton through depression and stress.

I miss weighing above 150 lbs.

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DOMINOOOOOS

For kazoo(ie)

>Nintendo knows how to appeal to the gays. Just look at Bowsette
FTFY

>sun in the back
>lighting in the front
this looks so wrong

bowsette was not nintendo's fault

HES A FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR DUMBASS.
GRIZZLY BEARS ARE VERY SWOLE ANIMALS. HE BEEN AND WORKING OUY TO BECOME WHO HE IS. BANJO IS BASICALLY DONKEY KONG/MARIO COMBIMED WITH HIS PHYSIQUE.

I’m like the only people that didn’t care, i’m I’m the same state as you are, but cannot fathom why he was put in

>2 (((good))) games
>only Americans wanted
>double pay wall of Rare and Microsoft
>a literally who with anyone that grew up on GameCube
>Guh-Huk
Bruh, Banjo and Kazooie exist in smash sure
But he doesn’t seem to be a massive influence
>inb4 joker
I’m also curious as to why he’s in the game outside of Sakurai delaying the game by a solid day or two simply due to playing P5 too much

Go back to school zoomer

files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4
Okay what the fuck is this

He's a bear.

They're pretty big.

This
Honestly see him and Donkey Kong as muscle partners.

>Banjo is THICC

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All we need now is Conker and Crash and the 2020s will be the 90s remade.

Bowsette is a fan made creation retard, the closest nintendo ever came was bowser possesing peach

so you're saying Banjo is bear-mode?

>Banjo will never choke you and literally maul you
Why live

He has to be fit if he's going to swing Kazooie around.

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Banjo is not donkey kong.
Despite them both being muscle bounded.
Banjo is a more peacerful bear who wants hibernate and hangout with his friends.

THICC!

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>you will never starve in Banjo's arms when he bearhugs you and hibernates with you through winter

I’m pretty sure they did for his jab.

I'm in awe at the size of these lads

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It's reflecting off of Rool's tummo

It's a bear

>Not
>And I'm....Banjo
>WOOOOOAOAAAAAAHHHHH
youtu.be/-oFdEgvoo94?t=36

Damn how long until they add T.T to smash.

I can't believe based Tiptup will be DLC #4, Sakurai's really going all out

And now it's my new wallpaper.
Thanks user. Based.

what workouts do I need to achieve Banjomode?

Bears can be pretty wide

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Be a lumberjack

what a unt

Barra and Bird

Kill yourself, furry faggot.

Nice

Unironically manual labour job

Kazooie definitely must workout as well to carry that heavyweight bear.

Can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded or you actually is this much of insecure.

based fellow skeleton
>tfw my doctor recommend I start adding ice cream to my diet

gonna need a source

I feel the absolute same. How the fuck did we go from "have roy, lucas & corrin be DLC" to this in the span of a few years is still mind boggeling to me and I'm so fucking excited for the last 2 and what witchcraft nintendo will pull for the next 2

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How else would they have been silhouetted in the first place?
Obviously somebody pointed a spotlight to reveal them.

i wonder if he'll go uh-oh when falling off a stage

I actually started working out again in November and I'm fucking biggest I've ever been now LET'S GO BABY WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH

I wouldn't get too excited because it's mostly all downhill from here
remember they revealed Ridley,simon,and k rool first and then revealed ken and incineroar last

Basically, what your doctor wants for you to do is jack up your insulin levels, so basically you should just eat often. Snacks constantly, etc. Get some sweets you like, but also eat healthy shit like lean meats and complex carbs (white rice, basically) and fibrous greens

im so glad he got in

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ken and incineroar were fine, isabelle was the boring one

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Here's about the only thing I like from Nuts

youtube.com/watch?v=7JdmTRMdhOU

For some reason that one sounds like complete shit

youtube.com/watch?v=o9Z9g_hpJJA

who here getting the banjo amiibo even though they already have the xbox collection one?

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Mom says it's my turn to play xbox

It feels like the ballot is what made Nintendo and Sakurai realize that "oh hey, i guess people like these old rare characters/games"

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>tfw dont lose fat
>but put on muscle
>but 5'8"
I am becoming a Unit

I'm not knocking people who buy amiibos, but I just don't understand the appeal. Maybe if I had my own place and had a bedroom to deocrate I would like to have just one to put on my shelf though, but I wouldn't want multiple ones.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

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I'll warn the posters you call the Mods...

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well he is a bear, duh

Hello Operator, I'd like to report a thread...

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Banjo has the same anatomy as Big O.

Banj O.

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You have reached the Microsoft Help Desk...

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Squidward the Banjofags have taken over the Mods!

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have sex

Not the Mods!!!

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This it's like asking why donkey Kong is SWOLE when he's a gorilla.

Attention everyone! Run for your lives the Banjofags have taken over the Board!

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Man if only Sony weren't a bunch of cocky jerks, would love to see Kat (Gravity Rush) on smash

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I don't know the official names of the moves, but is this about right?

>Up B: fly pad
>side B: invincible charge
>neutral B: egg shooting
>down b: ?????

OUR BOARD!!!

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down b is the grenade egg or it just hasn't been shown yet

Stop fucking spamming and flooding,
How fucking desperate are you

No games has made him fat.

If netural b is egg shooting then will kirby just shoot them out of his own mouth or will he get a cute little backpack with a baby kazooie in it?

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Kazooie is most of the duo's moveset.

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YE NOT GUH-HUH

Why is she so big now?

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It's a joke for fucks sake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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built for the BBC Big Bird Companion

LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS

to appeal to the kind of people that draw that shit

source now

Sequel when?

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Read the /fit/ sticky and get to work. You can do it, lad.

At the very least they could put the HD versions on Switch.

Non cynical response
>MegaTen has long history with ninty going back to NES
>Persona individually apart from the rest less so, but Persona Q is on DS
>Like Final Fantasy, each game has new characters so the option is to use a mascot like Jack Frost or a Moogle
>Currently most identifiable protag is from an installment not on Nintendo like Cloud
>DLC has to be sold on its own merit, lesser known chars like Terra and Nanashi wouldn't sell as well
>SMT5 is still forever off, and P5 was massive so Joker is most recognisable to public

I'd love Nanashi playable with Dagda for taunts, or Space Marine but half of Yea Forums wouldn't know who they are let alone the kids that own Smash

Banjo always was an absolute unit.

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So Isabelle would be satisfied.

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why are artists like this

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They feed on your despair. It gives them power.

because "is random xD" and "lmao porn, someone stop my hand!!!"
just a bunch of attention whores

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Who is this guy, a stevefaggot?

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I get that Steve is a meme, but did anyone genuinely want Banjo in this game? I don't even think the most hardcore of B&K fans (All 4 of them) even wanted him in the game. It certainly doesn't help that he looks so fucking off in this game.

Bear so big
Big big bear
Bear so big u bend the air

>yfw Smash has come so far that these three exist in the same universe

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>but did anyone genuinely want Banjo in this game

twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1138488218716844032
>33,476 Retweets
>98,531 Likes
twitter.com/RareLtd/status/1138488551841181701
>28,608 Retweets
>117,616 Likes

You tell me retard.

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Yikes that's nothing. Banjo really is just a vocal minority

He got fat and then lost weight and hit the gym

You're a vocal minority.

>but did anyone genuinely want Banjo in this game
Since Smash 64, Sakurai even talks about it regarding Melee.

The delegates dohnald

Still unfinished. They have to iron out the animations and textures; clearly the 6 month wait was to put the manpower into the animated trailers. They'll look like the render later on.
Any fandom becomes a cult after being intentionally buried for so long, but at least it's a cult all around the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=xCADfAo39ak

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Banjabsolute-Kazunit

That's it no buy from me. Fuck you Nintendo.

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I've wanted him since Melee and I wanted him in the base roster, faggot.

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>It certainly doesn't help that he looks so fucking off in this game.
How does Banjo look "off", he looks like his N64 design.

twitter.com/BradMoo66503576/status/1139074439738531840/photo/1
It links to the original artist too

Look at those gains compared to then

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Imagine someone showing you that image 2 years ago and telling you it's an actual screenshot from the next smash bros

they did

It's really surreal. Look at the last game's DLC. Ryu was the only character that seemed interesting while Roy was just another Marth and Lucas being cut and then returning to be sold for five bucks. The last Smash period was just disappointing overall and a lot of fan favorites were getting AT'd left and right. Ultimate so far looks like it's trying to fix everything that went wrong with Smash Four and Everyone is Here along with K. Rool/BK seem like a direct apology for how the last game was handled. I'm still pissed off about Smash Tour and admittedly World of Light doesn't excite me either, but if I can play as Banjo in that mode, I'd have no problem steamrolling the entire mode with him.

Since both Plant and Joker can be played in WoL, you can play as him.

>inb4: TUMBLR
I know.

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You mean look at something that is literally not real? You closet homos want canon female Bowser go fap to Bowletta.

At first, I didn’t like the design changes in smash, but now I see he is just achieving a more powerful form, a form microsoft never let him reach.

>scran
based northerner

KAZOOIE NO!

He's a bear type.

No one man should have all that power.

Squats

I guess even tumblr understands the concept of shitposting.

Well the first time that link was posted, in the archives, is still not the first actual time the video was posted, so unless someone saw the video posted the original time, no dice. However, someone did get a lot of (You)s in the Banjo sticky thread for posting it there.

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