Hi Yea Forums, Tim Sweeney here, AMA

Hi Yea Forums, Tim Sweeney here, AMA.

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Why do you look like a pig Mr. Sweeney?

Honest question, does Tim Sweeney have some kind of developmental disorder or is he just REALLY unfortunate looking?

I think he has some mental disorders but physically he's just ugly

Winnie the Pooh

Who has the biggest dick at Tencent? Seeing as you've definitely sucked every single one and probably had them in your ass as well.

Can you stop paying off developers to release on everything but steam and instead use that money to fund entirely new exclusives while improving your service to make it something that I want to use because it has a lot to offer, rather than trying to make me feel like I'm being forced to use it because of scummy business practices?

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He seems like one of those dudes who got bullied a lot and this is his way of getting back at them.

hey sweeney, how many many of these fit steam compared to your store?

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How does someone have so much money but still look like shit. You can afford a fucking permanent makeover.

Can’t trust a man with shifty eyes like that.

Unreal 3 when?

Literally never. While Fortnite is still making money all of their focus will be on that. Once Fortnite stops making money they'll be liquidated by Tencent.

I weep 20 years will turn into 200 into a blink of an eye, but my hate shall be ETERNAL

>on everything but steam
There's not a single EGS exclusive on GOG.com.

why didnt this faggot show up at the pcgaming show? too scared?

WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO GODDAMN SMALL?

thanks for the free, guilt free games, creepy wanker

Half of the EGS is on UPlay

It's because of his glasses. He's really nearsighted, from the looks of that magnification.

Thoughts on the '89 Tiananmen Square Massacre?

Did you really say this you based man?

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How did you get to intern for Satan, Tim?

He was a programmer of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Carolina, 'til one day ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE
TIM YOU SELL VIDEO GAME FOR ME
I'm a man of peace! I just wanna program game engines and raise a family
HAHA TIM WE CAPTURE YOUR WIFE
But I'm not married!
YOU ARE NOW, TO CHINA

deepest lore

On average, how much yellow dick do you take on a daily basis, Tim?

If you cut off every chinaman's dick and put them in a line, it would reach around the world.
And you have to consider how small they are.

Let's say every China dick is 4.5 inches on average. The Earth is atleast 3000 miles long. Like 400 dicks or something I ain't thinking about it no more shits gay af

>3000 miles long
try 24,901

Do the dick math.