most of us are here to shoot the shit. Fuck you pathetic lowlifes whose only recourse to get back at life is to be good at fucking Apex Legends. At least Starcraft had tiers.
>OH LOOK AT ME, I'LL PLAY AS RELENTLESSLY AS POSSIBLE
>LOOK HOW GOOD I AM
fuck you.
I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE people who are good at videogames
Brody Powell
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Isaac Sanders
git gud
Christian Torres
uninstall the game. You're trash and you will always be trash.
Michael Flores
Fpbp
Luis Campbell
unless the game has an unusual amount of depth, i can typically peak after about 2 hours of gameplay. sucks to suck bro
Gabriel Fisher
gtfo casual
John Scott
Anyone who unironically says "trash" is either 13 or a faggot
Jayden Brown
I cannot sympathize with you as I am not a shitter.
Benjamin Rogers
>people play apex legends
Nathaniel Ortiz
Are there any other words in the dictionary that makes your bum sore user?
Brandon Davis
AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY
Leo Jones
Fuck you I was gonna do it
Rocket Power wasn't as bad as everyone says it was
Josiah Moore
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
Brandon Butler
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his penis dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Nolan Clark
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
Aaron Price
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
Brody Johnson
absolutely based
Leo Perez
Holy shit you're retarded. Kill your nigger self.
Trash.
William Rivera
>high rank player makes a smurf account
>brings a personal healer to casual mode to stomp randoms
These tryhards deserve to squeeze out a large kidney stone on an 8 hour flight after drinking too much water.
Isaac Morgan
the only solace I have in all this is that you are pathetic, tryhard losers whose lives fucking blow.
Christian Price
big C here Tbh
Jackson Brown
IT'S TIME FOR A DICKING
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Charles Clark
>not becoming efficient in everything you do
When I first tried to use a hammer and missed half my fucking blows and bent the nail I didnt find that acceptable and decided to make an effort to improve, the same applies to vidya
Jaxon Brown
STFU pathetic tryhard loserm its a video game
Jaxson Young
JFC knowing carpentry is a useful skill you fucking teenager.
Bentley Campbell
I'M SO RANDOM! XDDDD
Nathaniel Martin
imagine playing video games and being shit at them. unironically just have sex instead of crying about it here.
Carson Smith
It doesnt matter what it is though, how do you not naturally try to further your progress in everything you do? Why willingly sit in mediocrity? Getting better in vidya increases the enjoyment of it.
Owen Hill
Cringe newfag
Cooper Turner
The real loser is you, for playing FOTM BR shit. I've never played a game on release. I've never played a Battle Royale game. Kill thineself.
Gabriel Peterson
>Be good at videogames
>Autistically replay snoy "movie games" ultra-aggressively on the hardest difficulties, pulling off crazy shit that other people are pulling their hair out over look easy
>Make webms of said crazy shit
>Post them on Yea Forums with no comment and get 50 (You)s of angry weebs saying ">press X to awesome", "so braindead easy" and "i-is that supposed to look good?"
Joseph Wood
because I do that at work and with other hobbies. Playing games is like following the Mets... it's some shit I do to pass the time with friends/family. Unfortunately I have to share it with fucks like you whose highest ambition in life is to be a 1337 gamer. Fuck you, you ruined a nice casual hobby.
Christian Price
>thineself
I'll kill myself when you go back.