As a Gamer-American (Gamerican for short), you cannot possibly believe the daily struggle to simply survive in today’s P2W society. Each minute, I wonder if the McDonald’s WiFi will suddenly cut out, or be privatized, in which case I would have to bend once again to the will of society and either walk across the street (yes, walk) to Dunkin’ Donuts, or I will have to willingly ask what their WiFi password is. Can non-gamers even begin to comprehend what an absolute terror my life is like on a daily basis? I’ve been kicked out of 5 different Burger Kings, simply because my “Desktop was taking up 3 tables,” or “Masturbating in public is “”””””illegal””””””.”
When I first heard the idea of having a communist society from my Gamer-Russian comrade, I laughed and dismissed the concept. Gamers, as we all know, are lone wolves, who cannot be tamed nor trusted (unless you buy me an Asiago Chicken Ranch Club at Wendy’s with a large Coke and a 4-6 pc. nugget). But as he talked about it, it made more and more sense (despite the fact that he himself was barely able to articulate words at the time, as he had just snuck out of his hospital bed the night after he had a stroke, heart attack, and was run over by 17 consecutive Honda Civics). With communism, Gamers would never have to work against society by themselves. Gamers could truly rise up, and form a complete utopia, free from oppression and minorities. We would all be privy to the same games on steam (not epic though because they’re capitalist dogs who should be shot), so no single Gamer would have a P2W advantage over another. But the best part?
Gamers wouldn’t be free from society. They would be society.
So join me gamers, in a world free from oppression, where all could—
Explain why most prescription medication is cheaper if I import them via pajeets than if I bought it here, if health care is supposedly so great?
Josiah Jenkins
That would imply Hiro even cares about this place.
Jace Sanders
just ban all americans from this site already jesus fucking christ
Aiden Bennett
We had an ANTIFA once in my country. They virtue signaled and fought battles against Nazis. Then they established the Communist Party, took leadership over the country, massacred a few million people, nationalized the giant stockpile of wealth and land of the deceased WW2 victims as well as victims of their Commie purge and used it to larp Communist stability for the next 47 years, and generally brought us into ruin until we decided they were no better than Nazis and started rounding them up against the walls just like we did the Nazis.
Jackson Green
Daily reminder that it is the moral duty of every American citizen to take up arms and drive out BLM and Antifa.
Chase Allen
>have a career at 22 >job offers good healthcare >It's like $100 a month
Why do people act like healthcare is some mystical power only rich people have? Do they all work for fucking McDonald's?
Ryan Jenkins
>drive out BLM Why? Unless you were white yourself and want whites to be in charge forever I see no good reason for that
