If you were in charge of this game, how would you make it the most awful hated Zelda game of all time?

Basically all the shit that everyone thinks would make the series better

>More cinematic and linear story
>Stupid shit like clockwork technology everywhere or worse, a modern setting.
>"Gender role reversal" where Zelda is a intelligent brave adventurer who is the master of all weapons and magic and Link is a stupid naive prince who does nothing.
>A setting that goes full edgelord grimdark

Zelda has a dick and fucks link in the ass before cucking him with Ganon

make it good

Zelda dumbfucks hate anything thats good

Link is not playable at all.

Make it a Ps4 exclusive

perfect 100 on metacritic

In order to save the world zelda has to have ganondorf's child

Everything breaks, not just the weapons but also armor, other items, quests, even your Link starts breaking its legs and shit untill you the entire fucking game breaks.
Then i want to see how creative people can get at defending it

Just keep making bland empty open world garbage

>but also armor
>we might be playing as zelda

im 100% okay with this and even encourage it

I'd put in weapon durability and fill the world with poop for you to collect.

Zelda is the protagonist. Nu-Yea Forums would hate it but Neo-Yea Forums would see that it's actually pretty based.

>Implying Ganon wouldn't be the one cucking Zelda out of that tight Hylian boipussy

Hamfist find a way to connect all LoZ stories, have link and Zelda get together, add a dialog wheel, turn gannon into a good guy, sell out the animation department to SJWs

>Neo-Yea Forums would see that it's actually pretty based.
No, only the waifu fags would love it

but that sounds incredible

Zelda as a protag would be great if it was designed around her abilities, and made use of her magic and scholarly knowledge. A Linkle-tier model swap where Zelda somehow has the same capabilities as a trained knight would be stupid

Make Link and Zelda kill each other with no way to avoid it.

why are you shilling your shitty theory so hard

Yeah just like fifa/PESfags hate every new game right?

I'd make it something everyone liked so Yea Forums would hate it, and you'd all think everyone hated it and that it was the worst game of all time.

Make it TP without any of the dungeons. Have the rupee glitch for every collectable in this game. Make whatever content is there very cinematic, with every puzzle having the camera pan to it. Subitems are all 5 second cutscenes when used. Saving could only be done at "owl statues" which were not very well placed. Lots of fetch quests to access new areas. Just make it incredibly mediocre and uninteresting. If you work too hard to make it bad, you'll make it interesting again.

Green dragon vs Boar headed man.

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I don't think Zelda fans play sports games

Make it exactly the same as BOTW

The nose on the dragon makes your theory suck shit. There is nothing boar-like in the person on the right-- in fact the only characteristic making it seem like Ganon is the red hair. But it also has blue eyes and the master sword. Fuck off.

Basically this, giving everyone what they want in one big This is for the TRUE fans package. Everyone thinks they know whats best, but its a huge pile of shit.

Connect it directly to Skyward Sword.
Fuck off.

Wand of Gamelon re-release

>If you work too hard to make it bad, you'll make it interesting again
Legend of Zelda: Shattering Curse
[insert non-Ganon villain here] is using terracotta voodoo magic to make Hyrule and its citizens literally crumble. Luckily, with Zelda's help and some ancient earth magic left by the goddesses, Link can put himself back together and save the day. But the magic is limited and Link has to generally manage his supply of magical mending clay and contend with cursed zones where he can shatter easily. Turns out it was Ganon behind the curse all along

>what did they mean by this?

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I could see it being Demise's curse fighting a Redeemed Ganondorf, after a Triforce Wish or heavy mental / spiritual struggle - for power, if nothing good.

>nothing boar-like
>snout
oops...

The boar snout is on the monster on the left.

the hero has a pig snout and tusks, faggot. face it, ganon is the true hero who was fucked over by hylia, link and zelda have been on the side of evil through all those games.

Add co-op so it's like some shovelware lego game

remaster MM again

hated, not loved

>dragons have snouts
wow, that's some heavy shit there...

Make it a sidescroller with a linear story, motion controls, and tie in the cd-i games as canon

You've never seen a pig in your life, bro. looks more like a mouse. Hell, you've have a better case claiming it was a Gerudo-jew nose.

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aonuma has mentioned wanting to add co-op to zelda. its a distinct possibility. those of us with waifus can let the waifu play the support zelda role. shits gonna be cash.

Dragon snouts aren't the same design as what is featured there. Even within the game you are referencing.

Link has to kill Zelda with the Mastersword to re-imbue it with power. Ganon wins in the end regardless.

Nice imgur filename.

Make Zelda's hair short to stop it from clipping when you play as her in the new game.

Easy
>Well EXCUSE me, princess

250 shrines all with the same tileset
No Dungeons
No Divine Beasts
Raining 80% of the time
Double rate of durability loss
No NPCs
12 new enemy types but they are all just recolors of the originals with boosted stats.

Is not a pig, is a Boar.

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Put tingle in it

Looking forward to le wacky playthrough by the game grumps xd

Which still doesn't look like the face of the right. Also, there are no fucking tusks on the right with any definition. Also, if you took the entire mural picture into account, it shows Zelda on the opposite side looking not all that much like Zelda. I mean, did you even watch the damn cutscene?
>hey bro it's been 10k years and everyone has forgotten this story
>Let me talk about calamity ganon while it ZOOMS THE FUCK IN ON HIM
>look at this mural of the legend
>let me tell you the REAL story
How retarded are you?
youtube.com/watch?v=LXtFNEE5pzQ

It's the BOTW Overworld exactly as you know it but you can also switch over to the Dark World which has the exact same layout as Hyrule but with a piss filter over it.

The game takes inspiration from the very popular postapocalyptic zombie survival genre, and Metal Gear Survive. Gabon's back, there are hordes of undead you have to kill. They don't really pose much of a threat though, it's just busywork.

Link talks but it's like Jak in Jak II. His first words are "I'm going to KILL Ganon!"

The mural is fucking bullshit anyway, Zelda looks like Zelda, but Calamity ganon is green while in the game he is red with purple and link is swolle and has red hair for some reason,

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>On-rails cinematic experience
>using motion sensing technology of the switch controller, the only interaction you have is to control Link''s glowing green energy hand to assist him while he goes about his adventure
>no one will know this from the gameplay footage and there will be no demos until the day of release.

I would give Link the power of Warp Spasm

>the mural is bullshit
The whole point is it's a shitty mural depicting a legend that people think is a fairy tale from 10,000 years ago. It isn't supposed to be super accurate

Ah yes, the classic blue eyed Ganondorft with his classic brown hair, on top the classic pointy pig nose, fighting the classic dragon that is actually a pig when you see it detailed

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>Pretty obvious feminism, Zelda bitches at Link for his toxic masculinity or something like that. Everyone's notion of her as sweet waifu is spit upon.
>Weapons even more breakable than BotW. You start out with master sword but something happens to it and you don't get it back.
>Story ends on a cliff hanger
>Tarrey Town inexplicably gone!!! It was raided and destroyed by baddies or something. BTFO'd.
>Food and potion recipes 2-3x more OP than they were in BotW, making everything fucking easy

fuck you optional co-op is a great idea

>released the same exact game as if it were a new one
yeah that would do it

>"Calamity Ganon is green and Link's hair is red"
You colorblind people shouldn't get into discussions about colors

Not making Zelda playable when it was HER TURN

You could say the same about Link Red Head link or green calamity ganon.

Underrated and /thread

the game genre and style shifts at regular intervals to match the style and gameplay of each title in the zelda franchise, assuring that everyone hates all of it but the small portion that emulates the one zelda game that's their favorite

See

give it to sony to make it into a "cinematic" experience

link is gay

The events pictured in the mural probably don't match because it's not depicting the Link and Zelda that are active during BotW, but rather it's depicting a princess and hero at some point in the further past.
Because you know, BotW is not the first time the Calamity showed up

I don't see where you're getting green from there, but the red was just a poor color choice in brown. The other red aspects of the mural are much more saturated and then the pants of Link are a similar color to the hair. Relying on colors is silly anyways. Look at the hands. Look at the Master Sword. Not everything is perfectly detailed.

make zelda the protagonist and have all the quests be about cooking and stitching clothes and trying to be seductive towards strong male characters in order to get them to fight for you

make it all about cars

not an argument

Underrated post

>tfw Ganondorf was the real hero of Hyrule in the past sealing his own evil aura under Hyrule Castle at the cost of his life

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but its gonna be the same game.

He said worst, not the best one ever

>brown hair
>brown

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Triforce Heros with mobile phone gameplay, utilizing gacha system to roll for shit like arrows, bombs, rupees, armor pieces and weapons (with durability and levels 1-10 in rarity)

Also, no story outside of the tutorial.

that's darker than MM all right

Oh yes classic Link with his muscular frame, bright red mane and red pants to match.

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Hire Itsuno & his team to develop it.
Nothing kills a fanboy like a game being good.

So give development over to Bethesda?

i always thought hyrule really needed more floating trees and levitating boulders.

Make it multiplayer with microtransactions.

>cherrypicking the darkest parts of the hair when most of it is clearly brown
I could do the same as you and say the tunic he wears is green but you know the difference between you and me? I'm not a retard that needs to make shit up because can't cope with being wrong
Also based on your pic then the hero had not only red hair but also a red mouth and even parts of his nose were red. Great logic here

WAIT A MINUTE that might be a zonai barbarian head dress. Look up the fucking barbarian armor. That could very easily be a big mask the hero is wearing that looks like a boar face.

It looks pretty red to me too dude, it looks red when set against a brown background even

fucking kek

also FUCK BETHESDA SHITTY FUCKING CANCER ON THE INDUSTRY

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The brown parts are the background user, is a brown tapestry with other colors on top making the figures

>comparing completely different artstyles
Yikes

>inb4 n-no u
No artstyle makes pig's nose pointy like fucking triangles because that's literally the opposite idea of their noses, they look like a big nose without the tip
Also fucking blue eyes

>red mane and red pants
STOP PUSHING THIS MEME, RETARD

The game is only controlled through tilting the joycon. No sticks or buttons.

Yes, you're going to check what color they used for the hair at the point that actually got the most hair color applied to it.

Go back, redditfag.

Am I missing something? They day dragons represent courage, aka, links triforce. Ao if that guy is Ganon, then he's still the bad guy.

I we are interpreting the tapestry wrong, is Zelda and Link vs Ganon, but Links is the greenish dragon and Ganon is the red and blue guy in the right.

I'd do another Phantom Hourglass where you tease an adventurous Princess Zelda and then remove her from the plot entirely in the first 5 minutes

I'm still mad 12 years later

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>literally lying on the internet
If you want something that is actually supposed to be red you have Ganon's hai, craws and mouth, the parts you see as red are just darker tones of the main color (brown), just like the tunic is blue but has green tones or like Ganon has greenish grey tones

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That's stupid. It only sort of works if you look at that picture alone, but the cutscene clearly has Ganon, using Ganon's voice clip, grow into the giant boar monster. The hero wielding the sword that seals the darkness and the princess with the blood of a goddess seal him, with the help of the pilots of the Divine Beasts who also don't look anything like their actual counterparts (just vaguely human elemental drawings instead of their actual races.)

And yet the New Super Mario and Pokemon series keep selling.
And Splatoon 2.

Kek, the one that looks like a pig isn't even the hero but the princess, she literally has pig snout

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That's the fucking background you incredible dumbass

AMATEURS ALL OF YOU!

Here is the true list of nightmares:

Procedurally generated dungeons with one-room puzzles that are mostly just arrow eyeball blocks.

Fully voiced dialogue from everybody including and especially Link, voiced by Vic Mignonga.

Game is episodic. Save data is not transferable between episodes.

And that's just off the top of my head.

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That is fucking evil, I love it. Just add quips every 5 seconds and you are hired..

Are you retarded? Not in a meme buzzword way, I mean LITERALLY retarded.

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Thats because of the faded paint merging with the background, for actual brown paint look at zelda.

Make it a walking sim with no puzzles or any kind of combat.

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Zelda is captured and Link is forced to watch himself get NTR'ed...
By Tingle.

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You nonce, you literally selected all of the beige weave lines and it still came out reddish brown, because when red fades on a brown background it will become steadily more brown.

So now your "argument" is that parts of the "tint" is missing and looks brown thanks to the background but it's supposed to be full red? Good to know Ganondorf skin is red too, thank you based retards

You have got at least 4 people now telling you that the obviously red hair is red. You are either baiting, willfully ignorant or just an idiot. None of those are good descriptors

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Use the same map, use the same shiekah trial pallete for the same shrines but only in reverse.

Add 1 new ipad power that's just a glorified miverse shitposting device to leave dark souls messages.

All of the armor is the same but just looks different. No new weapons, no new powers, and an even bigger attempt at baiting a story but with another go at the memory system that gives even less story than BOTW.

Congratulations, you just made the sequel, and this is going to be exactly what they do.

Also a new Zelda amiibo that's the same as the last one. It just with her new hair.

Screenshot this.

>entire game is an escort mission that takes place in a giant linear underground dungeon
>Zelda not only has an HP bat, but terribad AI pathing
>combat is simplified from BoTW
>half the puzzles in the game require Zelda to cooperate with her bad AI
>tons of sections between puzzle rooms that force you follow Zelda at a slow pace
>they take away running for this section, but you still walk slightly faster than Zelda and the game doesn't allow either pass Zelda or fall that far behind
>there is only one boss: the final boss
>starts with unskipable 5 min cutscene
>it's just another puzzle, but somehow slightly easier and shorter than the puzzles leading up to it
>it dies in a cutscene
>you have to excape the collapsing dungeon at the end
>timed escape with more puzzles that require you to work with Zelda
>if you fail, you die and you get put a few rooms before the final boss
>when you complete the escape, Link sacrifices himself to save Zelda
>he dies in this process
>hard cut to credits
Hire me Nintendo.

make it a zombie survival crafting battle

Motherfucker, you pick colours from where the paint is THICKEST, I even grabbed redder colours from your OWN CIRCLES, you absolute muppet

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>entire game is an escort mission
You won at that point

The game will be split into two:
- One where you play as Link
- The other where you play as Zelda
- You need to buy both to get the true ending

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That would only make Rosties mad.

Why would you want to make a bad game on purpose, Bethesda, is that you?

No tingle would ntr zelda by fucking links hot hylian boipussy

>make Zelda's hair shorter so it's easier to animate
>FUCKING FEMINIST!!!
Come on now, are you fags that salty about BOTW?

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Making it the same as BotW. Mark my words, if the open world is as empty and the dungeons as straightforward and small as the first one, people who are past the novelty will realize BotW just doesn’t hold up at its core.

t. a person who spent 75 hours in BotW, loved it, then looked back and realized I loved it the way I loved WoW back when - tons of stuff to do, but none of it really rewarding

You played a game for 75 hours, enjoyed it the whole time, and then realized you didn't actually have fun at all? Really?

A rail shooter with the gamebryo engine

Two Zelda games in one year. I think people would fucking love that.

I unironically wish Tingle was in more Zelda games. His solo games imply him being more than a mere human, and possibly even the fourth member of the ever reincarnating trio.

>Triforce heroes
That game was great!
>With mobile gameplay
Dear God no

that user has to be fucking with you. there's no way what he is posting isn't bait.

I wouldnt need to do anything but prevent the release of another game, So the zelda cycle will never continue.

Where did you get that from my post at all, gain reading comprehension. I like Zelda's haircut.

I would give it a top-down perspective but keep all the gameplay from the original the same. Then I take away the square bombs, horse riding, fps arrow shooting, and outfit coloration. Lastly I would force the game to have an extremely poorly done cliff hanger with no intention of a follow up. Oh and then I’d put a subtitle after the subtitle, something like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Ashes of Ganon

>argumentum ad populum after being utterly destroy
Sasuga, retard. Tell me more about Link-I mean... Ganondorf red skin.

underrated post

hard to beat the cdi games friend.

>be last living member of the royal family
>if you die, the blood of Hylia dies and the triforce of wisdom with it
>go around exploring dungeons instead of popping out heirs

why is this bitch so stupid?

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