Sells over 20 million games on 3 days

Maza kek

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CDPR gonna claim valve's place in PC gaming, change my mind.

???

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Valve don't need to create anything to make billions

Keanu is the most based man in Hollywood

Stands head and shoulders above the rest of those Jew puppets

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Trannies are miserable fucks. News at 11.

>>enrages every single tranny and SJW
The fuck? How can they hate him when he's the ultimate wahmen respecter with the renowned hover hands?

Try googling his biography, helpless idiot. His tragic backstory is well known.

Keanu is /ouguy/

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Wasn't there a rumor a couple years ago that he was in a long term relationship with a tranny, and he wouldn't go public because it would ruin his image?

Why the fuck do these niggers try to talk on behalf of a group they don't belong to? Not a single latino gives a shit about how they're represented in the latest AAA game.

What are billions when your love ones are dead? What is yourself when your anchor to life is gone, but you must press on?

Rumors only user.

They are flooding his twitter for supporting this

>I know the art director is not a man but they're still at fault
RENT FREE

This sounds gay as fuck, but you are right.

>sells over 20 million games on 3 days
Source? 20m preorders?

I'm literally autistic but I don't understand why people only feel sympathetic towards actors and musicians with sad lives and not literally fucking everyone with sad lives. I see no point to care about one stranger's tragedy, despite them being famous, if I don't care about everyone's tragedies.

this is all from one article.

>preordering
When will you faggots learn

This is desperation at it's finest.

Watch out, you'll get called edgy even though you're correct.

Because some people are worth more than others.

>I know I'm fucking hot!

LMAO, you just KNOW looking at that 40% statistic he's trying harder to convince himself harder than anybody else, and both are failing!

Tranny are you okay? Are you okay tranny?

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We only have room for so much sympathy/empathy, you're making the emotional equivalent of a communist argument.

>not being attracted to trannies is problematic
>being attracted to trannies is also problematic
Ever stop to think the problem is the trannies?

>20 million
source?

>sorry homeless man A, even though you have a sadder story than celebrity B you won't get any sympathy from me

So why not use it for people you know and yourself and not strangers?

>I must say tranny
>I just have to talk about trannies

You know, I'm turning 30 this year. I think the here forever memes might not be true, lads. I can feel myself losing any semblance of touch with the stuff going on here.

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CDPR confirmed for the most based company in gaming history

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Don’t pretend you don’t get it. People who are influential to the masses, famous actors, writers, game developers, spokespersons have an impact on people’s lives in some way or another. It might not be you, but when people who are able to broadcast entertainment, knowledge or influence people gain an emotional investment to that person and care for them. The reason people don’t give a fuck about some average person going through hell is because they have no connection to them. They’ve never seen those people, spoken or ever will do any of that.

You already knew this though and you are just trying to look cool by saying you don’t give a fuck about anything.

You're just deflecting from his point that no one actually cares by saying he doesn't care which is... odd.

Because Amerimutts worship Hollywood entertainers as gods. It comes naturally with sucking Jewish cock.

Because those people are popular hence stuff about them is well known whether they want it or not. Normal people can have fucked up shit happen to them obviously but they're not that well known. Tendency not to share that shit doesn't help either.

>“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

He days hes autistic and doesn’t understand it dumbass so I explained it to him why people do care.

Cdp said it outsold witcher 3 already so over 20m

what ad are they talking about? (also it's the future, there are clearly enhanced dicks)

No one cares about Christfaggotry, please stop trying to fedore tip it back into relevance here, even the LARPers don't actually care about this shit. It's fucking Jewish mysticism, user. Bring heathen gods back for the based white man, he doesn't need Jesus shit.

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>trannies have dicks
>No they can't be proud of their bodies they must CONFORM!
Liberals really wanna turn us into fish people when they go all puritan on Trannies

which one? i want to play it

Maybe the "far-right" is just excited to play a game that's not a walking simulator

*saves E3*

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I imagine they like the actors but dont give a fuck about random people

You're pretty mad for a heretic seems like you hate your creator nerd

and how the fuck would i know what to feel bad for over someone i have no knowledge of?

>Don't worship the dead jew on a stick, goy! Become an atheist and throw away your morals!

nice try, kike

At most they mean outsold Witcher 3 pre-orders

BOILING trannies

i mean it's /pol/

I was never in Egypt. If you're talking about muh ancestors, they were snowniggers tilling fields in da norf. I don't care about larping as muh heritage but if I did I wouldn't follow some desert folklore.

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20 million copies on steam alone or overall?

>dick no longer works after the hormone therapy
>thinks they can dictate a new and "true" purpose and functionality of their own dick and claim it's part of their trans physiology like they're the new step in evolution

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If Cyberpunk was a GOG exclusive then sure probably

>folklore
You realize that science book you worship is also folklore right? Remember when dinosaurs had scales and not feathers 15 years ago? I do you don't trust any mortal who claims to know shit about this universe

Honestly all this shit makes me want to play the game even more.

this but unironically

>95 percent Jewshit religion
>but Jesus stuff the Jews don't like it
You're drinking Diet Jew and telling me, based water drinker, that I am wrong and immoral.

Okay.

>Is keanu literally jesus christ?
Jesus doesn't need to hover hand in fear of bitches

>So why not use it for people you know and yourself and not strangers?
i dont know anyone with that kind of personal trauma. i even knew some chick that grew up in a mennonite cult that i think was ostracized by her family for leaving, and i dont think that is quite as bad

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fellow autsimo here, let me put it in a way our types can understand, basically its about the sensation of something or someone larger than life having something relatable to you, suffering is a part of the human condition, so to see these "beutiful money demigods" actually have something that brings them down and humanises them is important, especially if they are an inspiration to so many people, like i dunno for example when i found out einstien was probably autistic i was pretty happy, if i also found out that einstien was a NEET with depression i would be even more enthusiastic.

That religion tried to erase European history and culture. You are extremely confusing. Are you not a white nationalist? Why would you then be a Christian?

Keanu is an immortal. He's tried to kill himself but physiologically cannot die. So now he just tries to make life a little less shit for everyone else

Alright then you wouldn't mind getting your knob cut off so a more "important" person can have two knobs

yeah, I think they meant it broke witcher pre-orders.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witcher_3:_Wild_Hunt#Sales
playstationlifestyle.net/2019/06/12/the-witcher-3-sales-20-million/
both sauces saying it sold 40 million copies.

unless it's indeed 20m on steam alone.

>Literally an entire new book written by Roman's known anti-semites
>95% jew
I bet you never paid attention in history class either commie

Are you fucking idiot?

Should I even play Witcher series or just wait for Cyberpunk? I hear W3 is good, i'd like to get a feel for how CPR does things, I have the first two I got in a steam sale years ago but never played, could I just get that complete edition on PS4 since its like $20 now and be ok?

Fucking this

>Looks like a deus ex clone

explain in 500 words why this would even be a bad thing

So if you admit it's just a bunch of bullshit written by angry dudes and not actually something spiritually relevant why would not just abandon it and go back to what your people actually worshipped then?

>expect blatant shitposting
>get to read a thread in which people talk about emotional things
>money can't buy happiness
>everyone needs some sort of belonging and purpose

Pretty wholesome desu

isn't it a major theme of cyberpunk to amplify the problems we have now to ridiculous cyberlevels? Does this person deny that the cartel and Chicago exist?

play all 3 games, the first chapter of the first game is a bit of a slough but after you get used to that and the combat you are in for the beginning of a great series if you have time to kill.
my 3 single blind demicomplitionist playthrough
yeah, the third is a whopper.

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More like.. GTA clone.

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good then you aren't a lame ass fucking normie. only normies worship celebs

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Why can't I just appreciate a certain celebrity for doing something I find endearing or amusing without sucking their cock in your mind?

This new screenshot looks beautiful.

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If I wasn't broke I'd pre order the collectors edition. Asking 250 is too fucking much tho

Because I only worship the Bill of Rights bitch. Would I rather be a decent person and fill the check boxes for Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Taoism, Christianity, Paganism. Learn the great lessons from them and maybe get into the right heaven, or be some doomer fag
Fun fact, Allah and Yahweh are the same God thus meaning both are right and as long as I treat nature with proper respect my good karma will never fail me

because you're a lame ass normie who would literally suck their cock if you had a chance gay boi

He supports Israel too and has gone to countless jewish parties there

left:
>triggers transsexuals
>triggers roasties
>triggers xenophobes

right:
>triggers nu-Yea Forumsirmin
>triggers zoomers who don't like their fortnite idol being popular with their parents

If there was a center entry, we could call it the trinity of triggering, the T3 from E3.

TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
oh wait they already were

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Theres a decent chance Keanu Reeves is Charlemagne so I assume he hates muslims

>ur lame normie xd
>normie
>ur lame

You're a tryhard normalfag trying to fit in on an ANONYMOUS website. I think you're running on meme overdose and need to re-evaluate what makes life worth living and think about why you raging at strangers on the internet is actually bad for you and not good for you.

Good luck, user.

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He's clearly been snorting that GOG money

i've probably been here longer than you've been born bucko. reevaluate your celebrity worship you fucking loser

>2006
Unlikely. And if you have and you still act this way, then I feel even more sorry for you. You're still a little memester after all these years or you're a liar. Both sounds awful.

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I don't know man, Mel Gibson has been touched by the power. I worship him

>enrages every single tranny and SJW

What happened?

How someone can be such a massive faggot.

>Im gud cos i pray to all religions so i have a chance to enter in heaven.

>why are you Christian, bro?
>I'm not, I'm everything except you!!!

Sorry for bothering you.

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there is a white dude on the cover.

I doubt Keanu can hate anyone. He seems like a down to earth calm kind of guy

You can't be serious.

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I've been on hrt for 6 years and my dick works fine

>I'm autistic but I don't understand why people feel

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Of course you don't, you are autistic. The new most common insult, second only to trannie.

Epic seething

In fairness, the buzzcut white dude with gun cover is so fucking bland at this point. It actually makes me like the game less just because they haven't made an actual good piece of art the focus. It's cyberpunk and it takes place in a city. Literally just put the city skyline on the box. That would be better.

It just reeks of focus tested shit wherein brainlets tell them they like rooty tooty point n shooty so they slap beef mchuegluge on the cover with a gun.

Granted, he isn't exactly a Biff McBeefQuake but yeah, we've been having that same discussion here on Yea Forums for years (somehow with less outrage than the trannies lel)

still been here longer. go back 2 reddit or go out into the real world and attempt to get some puss celeb worshiping loser

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>rfw your wood hut dwelling ancestors get owned and converted

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>Game is about a future with tons of cybernetic upgrades
>Can turn your arms into mantis blades
>Can have a fucking rocket launcher in your knee
>But attaching a cyber dick to a girl? Wow you're too fucking far man, how can you do that when there are current day issues

I'm really worried that these people don't understand any sort of fictional concept whatsoever.
Which is honestly just scary.

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according to your retarded brethren in the image you're in the minority

>my
I'm a mexican/native murrican/whitoid mutt, user. I'm just asking question as a human whose history was eradicated and doesn't really have a future due to being an American.

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Post body

it looks nothing like any Deus Ex game retard

I'm going to be really sad if the vehicle handling is as bad as most open world games

That has nothing to do with Keanu

I've watched enough tranny porn to know most trannies can get boners

>someone gets paid to write this

>Looks like a deus ex clone
i fucking hope so

This, Absolutely this.

The state of gaming would be much better right now if we had a few more Deus Ex clones.

This million times.

Only faggots pick sides. me? I'm always batting for the winning team

>tweet deleted
lel

Of course they understand it, they just ignore it to scream about their opinions. Literally no one gives a shit. If they were going to buy the game before, it's not like this shit has changed their minds.

I don't know about the average person suffering. I do know about Keanu's suffering. That's about it.
It's not like people are lacking in empathy, and you find this to be true whenever some GoFundMe project gets enough buzz. But celebrities already live their lives under a magnifying glass, so people are going to of course be more aware of their tragedies.

>amerimutts worship hollywood
>he pretends the rest of the world doesn't
Fucking kek, white EU girls worship Beyonce even more than actual Black American girls do.

Tell me your story and I will cheer for you too.

t.Keanu Reeves.
You're ALL wonderful.

Is it true he fugs Trans people?

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Tracking celebrity news is a far cry from idolatry, user.

>hey guys is this one good?
>it looks like a clone of history's greatest game

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Except no, because European polytheism didn't fully die out until the 19th century, persisting in the rural areas of europe and concealed among wealthier and more eccentric people. Now, polytheism is back and christfaggotry is dying. Guess that "conversion" thing didn't end very well now did it?

That's not really a bad thing.

whew, hemad but hecute too.

the level of self-victimizing from you retards is hilarious

literally fucking no one cares that a white dude is on the cover, maybe some fucking gender studies major on twitter makes 1 tweet about it, but you need to be the victim so badly that you're convinced a white dude being on the cover is triggering le SJW trannies

it is the most pathetic display i have ever seen

Imagine worshipping the Jewish dummy religion that is Kikestianity.
Imagine worshipping the religion that split Ancient Rome in half and destroyed it.

Disgusting. You are not White.

Why are people getting hyped for this shit again?

>European polytheism didn't fully die out until the 19th century
Sure thing.

>self-victimizing
How do you even get that from user's post? Are you okay? Have you been on the internet too long?

Rome was already falling apart, they lacked the technology to communicate efficiently over the distances of the empire and was constantly being invaded. Without the Christian church a lot more knowledge from Rome would've been lost than what already was at the time of the collapse.

Because not all people are Tumblrwhales or Retardera faggots who only play Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon for the rest of their life, you know?

lol

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I want more fan art of Keanu.

B T F O

This.
I JUST researched that.

Fucking kek.

I'm going to buy an extra copy of this game just for causing so much distress among the smooth brains. These people are so insufferable, I'll support near anything that makes them miserable.

>those evil straight people have no respect for others
>FUCKING POLISH, WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH YOU RETARDS

>20 million games on 3 days
is this real?

If the witcher 3 didn't already, this game will absolutely put CDPR in the same level of name recognition as a company like rockstar/ubisoft/capcom

it's easy to be sympathetic/empathetic to people you feel you know (even if you don't actually know them), and hard to feel that way to people you do not know/know nothing about. Moreover, sympathy and empathy can be exhausting. It should come as no surprise that this is how it is.

>I don't understand why people only feel sympathetic towards actors and musicians with sad lives and not literally fucking everyone with sad lives.

partially for the reason I just explained, and partially, well, they don't. You just only see their reactions to the former because the former center around public figures.

>I see no point to care about one stranger's tragedy, despite them being famous, if I don't care about everyone's tragedies.

nobody has the capacity to care about everyone's problems, it's just not physically or mentally possible. That doesn't mean we should stop feeling sympathy or empathy for others, and indeed we often have no control over this.

>I see no point to care...
There is no point in feeling empathy or sympathy. These are emotions you feel, and do not help people who are suffering. How you act on those feelings is what matters. You are well within your rights to recognize that other people's problems suck, but are beyond your responsibility to deal with. This is normal and healthy. You don't need to justify this, whether you feel sympathy/empathy for a few people or no one at all. Just make sure that your lack of sympathy/empathy is rational and not a product of depression or some other mental imbalance that impacts your capacity for empathy. empathy is a healthy and normal reaction, even animals display empathy.

I wouldn't call him correct or edgy, I think his attitude is pretty common, just phrased with a bit of unnecessary Yea Forums brand hostility.

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>*Footsteps*
>"OH NO, HE IS COMMING"
>*Footsteps getting closer*
>"MY PAID SHITPOSTBOTS WILL SCARE HIM AWAY WITH SHITTALKING"
>*Shitpostbots launch their insults but CD-PROJECT-RED only start smiling because it doesent work on him*
>"NOOOOOOO I PAID FOR THEM WITH ALL MONEY FROM DUNGEON KEEPER ONLINE AND STARWARS BATTLEFRONT, HIS REPUTATION IS TOO STRONG"
>*Footsteps are getting even closer*
>"HE IS ABOUT TO CLEAVE ME WITH CYBERPUNK!!!! ITS FUCKING OVER, MY MICROTRANSACTIONS, MY DLC, MY SJW PROPAGANDA. HE WILL END THEM ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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The most obnoxious gays always have their profiles revolving around their sexuality

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No.

>>sells over 20 million games on 3 days
Source?

Eh I'd fuck him.

pick them numbers up

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It almost looks like he's aged 12 years.