Let's have a video game discussion about the video game Splatoon 2.
Let's have a video game discussion about the video game Splatoon 2
Jeremiah Foster
Joshua Bell
Will you be siding with Agent 3 or Agent 4 in the Splatfest?
Parker Robinson
>Both agent 3 and 8 side with the bastard phone who tried to kill their society
Agent 4 is the only option
Lincoln Lopez
After witnessing the rabid fervor of the Salmonids, who in their right mind would side with Chaos?
Leo Hill
GUYS post funny splatoons
Easton Ortiz
>the average Splatoon 2 player
Joshua Cox
I think the splatoon world and its style are great, I think the kids are really sexy. But there are some really ugly characters too. I think idols are overrated, I'd rather see pictures of cute squid kids than the same reposted tumblr idol ships again and again. I hope there will be future splatoon games that expand on your playable character's life a little more (I love the idea of a customizable room) and have a more social side to the game, meaning interacting with other players outside of matches.
Finally, I'd just like to say, most of the idol fan art posted in these threads is very off model... Do you really like that character when you have to change it so much?
Christopher James
WHEN WILL OCTO EXPANSION EVER GET A PRICE DROP!?!?
Ryan Morales
It did.
Like twice.
Ian Gonzalez
When is Splatoon 2 content support supposed to end? I thought it was this summer.
Brody Ross
Those who wish to live by their own accord. Why have harmony when you can have power?
Adrian Morris
Hunter Ward
Let me guess, you guys made another thread with the same OP and image and it got deleted.
Next month with the Final Fest.
Jackson Allen
Last splatfest is next month, and there's balance updates until December
Adrian Stewart
Next Splatfest is the final, what's odd is that they didn't announce Splatoon 3 at E3. Going by the last game, they wouldn't end support for it until just before they announce the next game.
Oliver Clark
>used to be great at the game
>play for the first time since the inklings v octos splatfest
>get fucking destroyed in turf war
How do I stop being rusty?
Brandon Gutierrez
Why was this pink whale deleted?
Carson Hernandez
Undertalefags make the same fucking thread every day (that one with the fanart of Asriel crying) and it never ever gets deleted. But OP posts an actual screenshot from the game and it gets deleted. No actual video games allowed on the board I guess
Isaac Perez
I'm surprised there was no Splatoon news. If the final Splatfest is next month then we're basically going a full year with no new content. Considering this is one of the Switch's big online games then that's not great.
Jacob Cruz
posted the wrong thing
Benjamin Ross
>I think the kids are really sexy.
uh oh cursed sentence
Kevin Williams
I only play Turf War and hate competitive modes.
Aiden Torres
Why would they hype up the last splatfest only to immediately take the wind out from under it?
Carter Baker
>most of the idol fan art posted in these threads is very off model... Do you really like that character when you have to change it so much?
I don't know what that means.I usually post stuff like this and the slight differences is due to the artists style. Unless you are talking about Marina looking lewd or something? Then that would just mean they want to lewd them up on their features.
Noah Morgan
How would announcing Splatoon 3 detract from the last ever Splatoon 2 splatfest?
Jeremiah Anderson
*Ahem*
REPENT YOUR FAGGOTRY CHAOS VERMIN!
Gabriel Gutierrez
That last one got beaned fast, jeez.
David Lee
ONE MORE EDGE REJECTED
Dominic Young
>how would announcing the next numbered entry in a series people are desperately looking forward to undermine the last event in a game people already are worried about dying
Gee I wonder. You don't announce something right when you're celebrating the end of something else.
Ayden Foster
Fuck every time I don’t mean to reply
But hey turf war chad for life
Owen Gonzalez
This game always looked fun but I didn't want to get it just to stomp kids, how many neckbeards play it?
Matthew Scott
Most idol fan art makes them look like swollen grotesque monsters with giant fat tits. Marina is especially notorious for this. The people who post this stuff should open splatoon 2 if they even have it and look at what Marina actually looks like and feel ashamed by what they are doing.
Gavin Howard
Chaos Chads where we at?
Landon Jenkins
Why? Doesn't it get boring only playing a single mode with only one end condition?
Jaxon Russell
>I didn't want to get it just to stomp kids,
don't worry, they'll stomp you in ranked until you get the hang of it so you're even
Daniel Morgan
So the tiddies then. I mean this could be considered off model too but not to the extreme you are talking about. She still looks nice in my opinion
Levi Rivera
Callie > Marie
Pearl > Marina
Agent 4 > Agent 3 & 8
Mason Perez
Jason Carter
HOY
Jose Ross
Okay you are correct and that makes perfect sense, please forgive me and my retardation.
Hudson Clark
There was already a bunch of shit at E3 announced. Better to do the reveal later on down the track when other things aren't dominating the marketing and minds of people.
Jose White
Animal Crossing is still long way from finished so I'll be surprised if we see Splat 3 before 2021
Jackson Reed
Dylan Thomas
Fight for JUSTICE
Austin Martin
Not him but I could play turf war all day and not get bored. Especially if I try a bunch of different weapons.
I'm not sure quite what it is but Splatoon is so addicting while remaining fun 90% of the time.
Get ready to get constantly splat on as soon as you get on, especially by the japs, when you start.
Anthony Harris
Not to mention that smashfags can have 10+ threads up at any given point of the day and never get banned for spamming.
Lincoln Ortiz
CONFIRMED CANON FACT: squids produce ink by ejaculating and so before every match your team has to orgasm into tubs. A well bonded team will usually achieve this with mutual masturbation or even sex.
Cooper Thomas
Fuck off autist
Jaxson Martinez
Fuck off avatarfag.
Adrian Kelly
I'm starting to think veemo might be cuter than woomy.
Jackson Reyes
MIGA detected
Newfag detected
Luke Barnes
who in their right mind would side with Order after witnessing Commander Tartar?
David Davis
Tartar did nothing wrong.
Benjamin Price
Jackson Moore
Perfect taste besides agent 8
John Ward
I love veemos but I hate you antifags
Eli Davis
>Callie + Marie
>Pearl + Marina
>Agent 4, Agent 3 + 8
fixed
Wyatt Campbell
I already pretty much dropped Splatoon 2 when my Switch broke and I lost everything
fix your shit nintendo
Brayden Cox
Is it really that much of an issue with Splatoon? Your stats never change no matter what level you are, and getting back to whatever rank you were shouldn't take very long if you really belonged there.
Jace Williams
>everyone is just jerking off to how much they want to fuck the squids
>not a single soul even trying to discuss the game itself
This is why I dropped Splatoon.
Ayden Diaz
hi acfag
Andrew Fisher
>countless hours grinding gear
>countless hours grinding SR for tickets to grind gear
>snails
not to mention gear from annies shop that you'll have to reorder from someone
I'd say it's an issue
>gear doesn't matter that much
no but losing all of that would still be upsetting
Lucas White
Blame Nintendo for making them so erotic.
Jaxon Anderson
If the balance updates are coming to an end in September, I'm feeling more and more like the next game will be announced within the next year or so.
James Taylor
>good game would have fun gameplay
>Splatoon just has erotic inklings and shitty gameplay
Oh, I blame Nintendo alright.
Matthew Fisher
I agree that the normiesquids are way cuter and sexier than the idols
Christian Campbell
unbased
William Wright
maybe. I'd also like to see a spinoff set in the splatoon universe
Ethan Ward
Depends on how fast they can crank out New Horizons.
Leo Roberts
Splatoon has fun core gameplay, but everything else surrounding it ruins the experience.
Josiah Bailey
NH is set for March (and I doubt it's going to get delayed again), and I think they would be capable of putting together at least a tease for Splat3 before it comes out (with full development taking off after NH comes out), Perhaps a tease in a January direct or something. I just really don't let them letting the hype cool off for 2-3 years or whatever before announcing a new game.
Benjamin Reyes
What saith the runes
Zachary Wilson
Doesn't Agent 4 canonically room with Agent 8?
Gavin Phillips
Yes, Agent 4 canonically cucks Agent 3 every night.
Logan Nguyen
Chase Flores
Jose Green
E3 was fucking fantastic lads, at least for me. Seeing Banjo back after so long has had me grinning for over 24 hours now.
Alexander Smith
This, and now rosterfag wars can quiet down. Nintendo’s show was amazing for me with NMH3, ACNH, botw sequel, etc.
Charles Cooper
>E3 was fucking fantastic lads
Not really, no
But it certainly had some good moments. Banjo, Doom, BotW sequel, I liked all that.
Jose Green
>and now rosterfag wars can quiet down
it never ends user
Christopher Taylor
>Antifags
Connor Ramirez
Order has better level design potential and is right choice for the future of the franchise
Carson Lopez
Poor agent 4, always the one who gets bullied
Luke White
Michael Allen
>rosterfag wars can quiet down.
that shit won't end until they show all 5
Chase Clark
>BOTW sequel
I really hope they go full dark and creep factor and it's not just a thing for the debut tease.
Well the only shows I gave a fuck about were Square Enix and Nintendo going in anyway and both were great. They dropped a lore tactical fucking nuke in the XIV trailer that still has everyone buzzing days later.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
It gave me some serious MM vibes
Thomas Davis
I really like the splatoon world and IP but I am not at all into the kind of game it is. It's unfortunate.
Sebastian Wood
I'm the opposite. I like the game, but don't particularly care for the universe or the waifushit.
Liam Ortiz
I can understand not liking the gameplay more than i can not liking the universe and characters, that shit is top notch. Gameplay's great too don't get me wrong but the way they make the lore something you have to dig up yourself in a lot of cases is just great.
Jonathan Wright
In an interview they said it would be darker than MM so I have hope
Brody Morgan
At least it won’t be banjo vs Steve thread #5283
Henry Ramirez
Fully realized modern Dead Hand please, that motherfucker is the crreepiest shit.
William Nguyen
Levi Baker
Hunter Adams
Matthew Fisher
>banjo vs Steve
More like stevefags shitposting until the end of time.
They don't even rally want Steve in. They're literally just a mindless discord shitposting cabal.
Gabriel Watson
Yeah, the Banjo thing has barely stopped them at all, they're already gearing up for the next round of shitposting. It wouldn't even bother me as much the thing they had latched onto wasn't so fucking hideous to look at.
Julian Peterson
This, they are a colony of shitposters and have been ever since the creation of that eye bleeding ugly model
Haven't they all seen far worse?
Benjamin Brown
3 and 4 (especially 4) didn't see the body horror shit going on down in the Deep Sea Metro.
Asher Hill
>Tfw 4 is the innocent yet violent one
>8 is the cool yet dorky one
>3 is the serious yet childish one
Can you see it?
Caleb Morales
>that fucking screaming music when you collect all the thangs
Joseph Williams
Shut the fuck up about Smash
Nolan Edwards
Elijah Bell
Just bought the game. How does the outfit sales work? They rotate, or I just go on unlocking them as I level up?
Luis Hall
8 is the wide eyed kid
3 is the edgelord who's trying too hard
4 is the super enthusiatic one
Carson Peterson
Unicorn or Narwhal?
Brody Davis
Different stuff every day at midnight. If you have a smartphone, you can download the Nintendo Switch Online app and get items from there too.
Hunter Lee
Why am I so bad at this children's video game?
Carson Harris
Narwhal
At least they're real
Charles Moore
P.S. go into your news feed and check the articles for the Squid Research Lab, you should be able to find an article for the spring splatfest that will give you a bunch of hats and shoes.
Ayden Parker
unicorn
Liam Brown
Oh shit, a new thread! Damn I'm late
Daniel Murphy
Apparently the mods deleted one earlier, I didn't get to see it before it went poof
Charles Anderson
this is probably the first time I've seen this gif unedited
Alexander Wilson
Who /ninja/ here?
Parker Miller
>wasting a slot
Just tilt the stick less, bro.
Justin Thompson
I was gonna wait 3 days for a new one but I saw this one blazing by
Easton Thompson
>unedited
I've never seen it edited
Gavin Nguyen
Do you think Callie and Marie will join Pearl and Marina on stage for the last splatfest? I only think this because of them wearing their gear on that splash image
Elijah Walker
I think there's a good chance.
Jordan Perry
It would be really fun but I'm not holding my breath.
Jacob Phillips
That was my main ability in Splat1. Never played the sequel because fuck Switch input lag and paying for online, but I hope Ninja Squid was improved upon and can work on walls in the sequel
Noah Lopez
Friendly reminder that octolings are dummy thicc
Jason Davis
>all girls
Jeremiah Wood
It was gone within like 30 posts
>they are a colony of shitposters
True, just look at how asshurt they were when banjo got announced
m.youtube.com
Lucas Rivera
Unicorn (Yea Forums) vs Narwhal (reddit)
Ryan Richardson
Local from /ink/ here, plenty of autists play it and get really fucking good.
Some of them are tournament levels of good.
Not only that, prepare to have your anus ruptured by the japs, who are even more autistic when it comes to this game.
Whether by skill or by lag, the japs will have your ass.
So no, you won't be kiddy stomping for long.
Michael Taylor
Play more
I just started playing this game again for the first time since last August
Why is it so fun...
Austin Brooks
Just imagine being enough of a miserable human being to have such a joyous occasion cause you such pain.
Hunter Reyes
I think I'm like level 56, but haven't played any competitive. It's a fun-ass game, but kind of ran its course, so I only get back into it for Splatfests.
Angel Murphy
Holy shit on a stick, that video
I never knew it was possible to substitute your entire personality with shitposting memes. These people actually need to be culled to cleanse the gene pool, holy fuck.
Acquire proficiency
Through practice, of course. What rank were you?
Nathaniel Campbell
>but haven't played any competitive.
that's like half the game, you should give it a shot sometime
Andrew Diaz
Noah Cox
Nah, I pick up and play with my (couch) friends. Kind of like Smash.
Jackson Garcia
What would you say most accurately portrays Order and Chaos in terms of sexual positions?
Cameron Ward
makes sense. Although if one of you doesn't mind playing playing handheld then you can do co-op online in the same house
David Watson
>Order
Missionary, since it's vanilla.
>Chaos
Doggy, for the domination and animalistic connotation. Maybe one of those mating presses if you want to get more creative.
Camden Mitchell
>chaos
Facesitting
>order
69ing
Anthony Scott
Holy fuck that video is amazing
Anthony Torres
David James
Oliver Jones
>Order
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>Chaos
Pegging
Easton Garcia
GUYS
GIVE ME MORE INKLING FEET
Eli Edwards
I want that witch outfit but nothing near me sells the amibo that carries it
Anthony Moore
Time to import bro
Jackson Cooper
i checked just now and there is ONE in stock for $18 on amazon, better hurry user
Jaxon Fisher
Oh shit
Owen Clark
no can do my man
Landon Flores
fine
Gavin Morales
What are your realistic expectations for what the final Splatfest will mean going forward?
Nicholas Hernandez
Pearl needs to win it all
Cameron Rogers
>see a guy whose username is "I lost everything..."
What did the squids do to this man?
Blake Murphy
Splatokyo will be overrun by demons or under the thrall of angels.
Elijah Smith
Part of me doesn’t want to know
Wyatt Lopez
God I hate shitposting so much
Brandon Adams
I only bought a switch like 2 months ago. should i buy splatoon?
am I too late to the party?
Evan Williams
Either way he’ll take care of it
Grayson Rogers
Never too late friend
Gabriel Barnes
>results determine whether S3's world is based on WORLD OF STR or totalitarian order
>story mode is going down the neutral path to bring some semblance of balance
Fucking give it to me.
Hunter Gray
Ain't this a predicament
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>"its cope time"
lel
Jaxson Wright
Multiplayer still pretty active, actually feels even more active lately since we're heading into the final two splatfests this weekend and in a month. I've actually been playing with people that have names that aren't in fucking moonrunes.
Mason Kelly
Callie's beautiful, shapely legs give me life
But yeah, you'd be amazed at how much shitposting and memes can genuinely possess people. It's like a fucking cult, especially with IRC and discord to give people a platform to feed each other's delusions.
Robert Wood
it's still very active online, I usually get matches in under a minute
Adam Garcia
No you didn't
Cooper Harris
I was a chronic cringey meme spouter in my early 20s in real life, all the OVER 9000s and LAZOR FIRING you could imagine. I would kick my own ass if I met myself from back then.
Robert Barnes
Shitposting is fun every once in a while, but sometimes for places like Yea Forums? One of the worst cases I have seen of it. Though, best not to dwell on it. Caused enough headaches as is.
Isaac Gonzalez
If you think I'm lying because of the character limit, it was in japanese.
Landon Campbell
Are these things on their faces masks or are they some kind of aliens or something?
Gavin Ward
>Chas Vs. Order
>Not Chaos Vs. Control
Missed opportunity.
Levi Sanders
They're squids
Christian Fisher
Cartoon squids are often draw with masks like that in Japan
Ethan Ward
Will Salmon Run start being available at all times when the updates end? I really love that mode, and still don't fucking get why the developers are only having it available at scheduled times.
Joshua Allen
It's available ALMOST all the time nowadays, but here's hoping.
Ian Gray
Yeah doing that kind of stuff outside of this site seems like a bit much, especially irl, for me once I’m back doing normal things it’s like a switch goes off and I don’t spout off the kind of shit I do here, I guess people like in that video can’t say the same
Christopher Jenkins
Seize your own future lads
Ethan Robinson
People like you are why I'm embarrassed to say I'm a Splatoon fan.
Brody Thomas
>tfw dedf1sh is ded
Daniel Kelly
I refuse to give up hope on her unlike Nintendo.
Carter Hill
I mean, the santized octos are basically zambos, I think it's a done deal user
Kevin Young
She's still able to create music, there's still something living in her. I'm not letting go.
Oliver Lopez
Veemo
Joseph Martinez
Thomas Lopez
Nicholas Howard
Brayden Rodriguez
very smart post
Anthony Bell
4 could stand to be a little more enthused
Joshua Taylor
>yuri
>squid
>incest
Grayson Ortiz
Benjamin Adams
>Choosing the side that has the fucking Genocide Megaphone
Marina, what the fuck are you doing
Anthony Robinson
Do cold environments exist in Splatoon Earth? Even in the deep sea metro Agent 8 was pretty comfortable in a sleeveless turtleneck baring midriff and shorts.
Does precipitation even exist, since water is fucking lethal to ink-based lifeforms?
Christopher Kelly
i'm not a big splatoon player or anything but i just wanted to say the splatoon fandom is like the most wholesome polite group ever. keep it up
Jace Bennett
>Last splatfest
>Confirmed we won't get a 3rd game
Colton Stewart
All things we don't have a clear answer for
The frogposter is retarded, shocking
Logan Jenkins
>Confirmed we won't get a 3rd game
Where? Explain.
Josiah James
>Does precipitation even exist, since water is fucking lethal to ink-based lifeforms?
Water being lethal if I remember right is just some western localization added to explain basic gameplay.
In Japland, water is not particularly harmful (in the lore) and several characters have mentioned stuff like going into pools and beaches.
Jack Cox
I imagine it's more something on the level of the squid forms being unable to handle water since they're completely made of ink, and when inklings become submerged their natural instinct is to go into squid form, which is what makes it lethal.
Stuff like bathing or precipitation or maybe even just swimming with flotation devices likely wouldn't be lethal.
Luke Perez
based pearl
Chase Lee
Ian Brooks
Grayson Morris
Isaac Nguyen
The final Splatfest gave me some filename inspiration.
Aiden Myers
Who keeps giving Kirb a fucking knife?
Lucas Barnes
Charles Miller
Reminder that Marina is a war criminal.
Samuel Morris
I want to commit a war crime with Marina.
Jack Cox
Woomy
Elijah Williams
She's a cute war criminal
Gabriel Butler
nice image
Jeremiah Jones
Evan Davis
Owen Cruz
Why is this game like catnip for trannies, pedos, and mentally disturbed people in general?
Jaxson Peterson
Let CHAOS reign supreme!
Owen Lopez
Ayden Rodriguez
Not my cup of tea but Pearl does have a nice outfit
Nicholas Bell
It's not. That's because Nintendo fucked up and decided to have you link a twitter account to post in the plaza.
Dominic Scott
trying to brainwash actual children via the plaza
you look at their levels and ranks and you can see they barely play the game
Gavin Rivera
Pearl always gets killer outfits in those artworks they make for the splatfests.
Brandon Cooper
Jack Hall
The facepaint is what sells it.
Landon Gray
I bet that Slut Marina has wet dreams about Pearl dominating her in chaos
Colton Allen
I know, I think it's one of her best
Parker Bennett
BEHOLD MY CEPHALOPODS!
Charles Cruz
Joseph Rodriguez
>has wet dreams about Pearl dominating her
Don't we all
Jason Reed
Bentley Wright
Strange, I sense familiar spirits here.
Justin Stewart
Love this one.
Tyler Gutierrez
It'll be active for quite some time, even way after splatfests have ended
Michael Wright
Shut it Walter.
Andrew Clark
Splatoon 3 will be out and people will still be playing splatoon 1 probably
Cameron Clark
>tfw your favorite map from Splatoon 1 never made it back
Give me Underpass goddammit
Wyatt White
Asher Sanchez
chaos chads are everywhere, there's no stopping us
Parker Peterson
WHA'S DAT, GIAJIN? YOU WAN MOWAY TOWAH INSTEAD?
GOOD
FACK YOO
Jonathan Price
Aren't these the same colors as they're using for the last Splatfest?
Jayden Hill
well actually moray got back in because it's so popular with japs
and you know about the jap favoritism
Camden Morgan
I got fucking flashbacks when Towers were brought back in. Even now, I hate that map.
Joshua Rivera
Reppin my girls for chaotic good.
Noah Campbell
Agent 4 isn't a enemy chuuni, so I'm siding with her.
Jackson Harris
>Octavio is in team Chaos
>Lives in a NK hyper communistic/authoritative state
>Even uses mind control, hypnosis and propaganda to subjugate people all tactics which are generally seen as a form of thought control
I feel like Order makes more sense for him
Joseph Jenkins
>Octavio on team Chaos when he runs a fascistic society that relies on literal mind control in order to maintain control
>TARTAR in Order when he was willing to literally blow up the fucking world in order to achieve his ends
This doesn't seem right
Brayden Sanchez
Nathan Howard
You stop this right now, Veemo is a good girl
Isaiah Perry
Why can't I choose Neutral instead and fight the God of Splatoon that forced me into making this choice.
Jaxson Miller
this
Carter Ortiz
SR is the neutral choice
Carson Peterson
>he thinks he has free will
Cooper Clark
Humanity can never be truly neutral in a choice between Order and Chaos. Every choice one makes will inevitably tip the balance in one direction or another.
Adam Cooper
Represents the current divide of political identity driven society in the real world.
There is no "neutral". You're either with us or against us.
Eli Nguyen
Mason Smith
Justin Robinson
>If you're not with me. Then you are my enemy.
Remember when this line was worthy of mockery and not a description of the modern day.
Justin Morales
Cooper Allen
YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIS POWER
Jayden Thompson
2005 was a simpler time
Jordan Howard
I might be overthinking this but I honestly think this is partly why Splatoon has been so successful.
Inkling society has been a great parody of modern society, from hyper capitalism, communism, racism and making fun of peoples tendency to fight over the dumbest shit via Splatfests.
Jack Ortiz
And what side are you on?
Leo Fisher
im late to the thread but the nintendo e3 was fun, same with treehouse. in celebration heres nogami once again
its crazy how much has changed since then
Liam Gonzalez
very nice
Ryan Morgan
Lincoln Reyes
3xMale8
What mountaintop temple did you have to raid to unearth this
Landon Campbell
if you have a collection, feel free to dump anytime
Charles Carter
youtube.com
Holy fuck
Caleb Collins
I forgot the unicorn vs. narwhal splatfest was even happening this weekend until the Switch reminded me. I'm going to fight, but my heart won't be in it because I'm amped for the end of the world. Octo daughter best daughter. HOLY FUCKING SHIT BANJO!
Mason Morgan
Lincoln Evans
As a 30 year old boomer, Geno is the only remaining NEVER EVER on my list, but I've made my peace with the fact that it's not happening.
Aaron Kelly
I don't have much. Just a handful from this artist.
And my folder is unorganized as fuck
Ryan Rivera
doesn't have to be from the same lad or of those particular squid/octokids
you no doubt have good taste
Christopher Allen
There's actually a lot of it around. It just doesn't get posted because everyone's obsessed with yuri, and I mostly just save my little girl.
Not now, with multiple Square reps in the game. My NEVER EVER list ran out with the big scaly boys, but I'm glad for the happiness these announcements keep bringing. I almost shat myself when I saw that jiggy bounce.
Robert Thomas
Well, if I could find any more of this sweet, needy weeyo and stern but loving woomy, I'd post it, but so far, all I could find was this guy's stuff.
Connor Thomas
I'm no Banjo buff, but it actually got me excited.
Now I just need my man and a half
Jace Walker
Thought control is the purest form of evil.
Anarchy is fair with its unfairness. It allows for those with the strongest of wills and ideals to survive.
David Taylor
man, I'm glad Splatoon will never end up like Pokemon, they have people who actually care about it
Adam Collins
Other than Geno, who else could they bring that would cause this board to go ape shit.
Jack Wood
Banjo was literally the reason I got on the internet for the first time as a kid, to look up the sandcastle cheat codes. It will forever hold a very special place for me.
Nicholas Morgan
I don't think any character, including Geno, can at this point. Geno has a very vocal niche fanbase but most are just kinda indifferent beyond the few extremely dedicated fans.
Joshua Rodriguez
Thought control and selfish indulgence are two sides of the same coin of evil. One seeks to control the helpless and innocent through threat of dehumanization and imprisonment - the other does the same, but with murder and pillaging. One seeks to lord over others as he watches them crawl in shackles beneath him on an ill-gotten ivory tower, while the other crushes the innocent under his boot for no other reason than because it pleasures him. Both the pompous tyrant and slavering warlord must and shall be put to death. Swiftly. Mercilessly. Definitely.
Leo Harris
So you're implying Yea Forums is for fags and bronies?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Landon Sanchez
Is it bad that I don't know who you're talking about from that?
That's hard to say. Banjo and Kazooie are the latest in a long line of classic characters associated with Nintendo and its systems added to the roster. Mega Man, Simon, and Banjo are all huge third parties that made a big splash. All the other top Smash picks are reps from existing franchises so no matter how good, the reception won't be as grand. The site fucking broke for about 10 minutes because of it. There's the obvious pick, but I'd rather not speak of it.
>he didn't get tips and tricks from Fruit by the Foot
You some kind of uncool bitch?
Robert Nguyen
You're right but you have no choice in the matter of the end of the world, simply how it ends.
The fact you are given a choice at all is a mercy.
Ethan Foster
all i could want now is doomguy for smash i'd say kiryu from the yakuza franchise as well but they wouldnt give sega another rep as DLC so hes a never ever
James Clark
I will create my own choice
And it is to drink your blood and skin you with my teeth as you still breathe.
Blake Allen
I'm honestly surprised Namco hasn't gotten another rep considering their close association with development on the last couple of Smash games.
Owen Howard
>yfw Solaire gets in
Juan Edwards
Asher Hernandez
An edit of the Chaos vs Order Splatfest logo using characters from the series Please Don't Bully Me Nagatoro-San made by a guy on the tranny place. What do you guys think of it?
Jace Murphy
I don't get people who call him a meme pick. He's a classic character, would come way out of left field, has plenty of moveset potential, and they're pushing big for the modern DOOM games on Switch. They don't look great but they run surprisingly well and have that sweet, sweet gyro aiming. I guess I'm not unbiased but I don't see why he couldn't get in.
It's going to be sad if Pac-Man never stops drinking Klonoa and Lloyd tears.
Gabriel Clark
not bad
Anthony Ramirez
I think the joke in Nagatoro gets old/repetitive and having the Prez be another abusive ice queen instead of a normal teenager, possible love interest or even just ex-girlfriend to the main character was a wasted opportunity for more drama and interested development for both the main character and Nagatoro.
Jeremiah Robinson
exactly, hes not really a meme pick, his games go way back with nintendo
Brayden Sanders
i like uzaki chan more desu
Parker Powell
Honestly have no idea who could be next and really don't even care. Banjo has made me happy enough to last forever, between him and Woomy who else could I ever possibly need
Ryan Thomas
Valkyrie should get in before Klonoa or a Tales of character. she may not be Kos-Mos or Pac-Man tier but she's still one of Namco's crossover vets and she has tons of moves too. I woul like to see Dante as well because Smash is exactly his kind of party, throwing down with the movers and shakers of gaming history? how could that not be a bash worth breaking out the guns for?
Kayden Wilson
Anyway, back on topic
Pitch me your new and exciting ranked mode ideas for 3
Zachary Hernandez
I think it's just a combination of people wanting their own picks, and shitposting like Banjo had. At this point I just can't see the sense in being mad about any character as long as they're vidya. The door's open for anyone at this point.
>who else could I ever possibly need
I got one small idea, but it isn't happening.
Justin Anderson
>At this point I just can't see the sense in being mad about any character as long as they're vidya
except for a certain character thats ruined this board for half a year
Lincoln Phillips
I don't care if it got cut, give me the 8-ball. That shit sounds absurd and I want it.
Figured that was a given.
Jeremiah Flores
Capture the Flag. Person carrying the flag is slow and they can't swim without dropping the flag, but they can swing the flag and it's a OHKO.
Gabriel Myers
Sounds like a brush version of rainmaker.
Cooper Watson
Rainmaker fills the CTF niche.
Charles Morris
i mean i feel bad for the genuine fans of that character because theyre are some as they have no chance to speak their mind anymore or theyll get shit on to the moon and back.
Besides that though im super looking forward to AC, it looks mega comfy, and im all about comfy
Eli Jones
Rainmaker is one run and done. CTF would have a first to 3 format and doesn't put a giank ink canon in the hands of the player carrying it.
Christian Gonzalez
>theyre
there*
fuck im tired
Aaron Smith
Best to shut your eyes then and get some sleep
Liam Nguyen
No doubt there's reasonable fans, but if they're reasonable then they'd know the guy has no chance in hell. I do kind of feel for them, though. Minecraft started on Yea Forums, after all. I'm not sure what to think of New Horizons. I love some of the new shit I saw like making your own roads, uprooting trees, and a million guys in your town at once. I'm so over crafting systems, though. It better be fucking worth it. Go to sleep.
Parker Stewart
i just got to the thread a bit ago after a shit show called work, i want to enjoy it a bit more before nodding off since it'll hit bump or image limit probably by the time i wake up
Lincoln Myers
The crafting system in NH is infinitely preferable to having to wait for some dumbass fucking animal make a suggestion so I can have the privelege of putting down a park bench in my town somewhere. Fucking hell.
Gabriel Green
Have sex
Juan Thompson
so many fags have been using this for no reason get charged faggot :)
Connor James
Fine, if it makes you happy.
Is that what this is? If so, I'm all for it. That was the worst shit in NL, along with all the other worse shit. Maybe this time my favorite villagers won't be trying to move out ever 10 minutes.
Dominic Torres
I get massive lesbo vibes from these threads
Jack Lopez
these threads always make me happy
Jose Martinez
Most of the stuff they showed that was craftable so far was either tools or stuff that you can place outdoors. It may not be exclusively for that but it beats the previous system by a mile.
Cameron Edwards
I get massive lesbo vibes from the game
Landon Davis
Justin Jones
why?
Ryder Edwards
These threads are very calming. Glad it makes you happy
Robert Lee
That makes two of us.
Thank god. Now give us roommates.
Jace Phillips
cute kot
Dominic Taylor
beeb
Luis Bennett
Not him but it's annoying to see the guy complain about Idol art while wanting threads to be just about regular inklings depicted sexually
Chase Hill
Instant ramen and regrets about my nocturnal lifestyle when I have work early in the morning, such a familiar feeling. I wish I could sleep like a normal person.
Landon Phillips
I find it hilarious that the jap call the noise beebo. Those mush-mouthed weirdos never fail to amuse.
You can change it, user. You HAVE the power.
Ryan Thompson
What do you guys think the most worst weapon is between splatoon 1 and 2?
the threads are cozy and i like that
im glad these threads bring a few of us happiness
Lucas Price
I can't go back to squids after using my octo daughter for so long. She's just so much cuter.
Shame about the OUCH though.
Hunter Wilson
I love both but could never forsake my original daughter.
Nolan Perez
Gootuber
Joseph Cruz
Hudson Murphy
>tri-slosher got fucked over in both games now as it continues to never get a third variant.
I'm still sad they will never make a final weapons update so EVERY weapon has a third variation. I used to love the tri-slosher but I'm so sick of the shield+burst bomb combo and I prefer other weapons for ink storm.
Jordan Evans
I swear if they don't dress Pearl in this outfit for Splat3 I'm gonna find Nogami and thank him for developing such a wonderful game series.
Luke Thompson
>he misses the pre-nerf trislosh
That's what you get
Adam Sanchez
well im off frens. i guess ill see you next thread in a couple days id imagine? day of the splatfest that almost no one cares about? Either way have a good one
Connor Hill
Probably clash blaster, though I am biased.
I was never squid girl, octo baby is my only love.
Good night, Callie lover.
Angel Miller
Goodnight friend
Matthew Moore
The cephs are just too fucking cute. I can't handle it. I want to scoop them up and squeeze them.
James Rivera
Careful, they have no bones. As an organism of pure muscle and skeleton, you're probably way stronger.
Juan Morgan
>pure muscle
Haha...yeah...
Parker Lopez
I used it all the time in Splatoon 1 as well. The range nerf in Splat 2 bothered me a bit but I got used to it.
Isaiah Nguyen
It's more than what they get.
Ethan Ortiz
I dunno man, they can swing Dynamos around, they've gotta have at least a bit of horsepower in those frames.
Aiden Kelly
This
They can swing things two to three times their mass and body weight and can survive hits from low velocity, high mass projectiles capable of shattering hardwood, then shake off whatever injuries they sustained in seconds. They can jump up to 10-15 stories high in a superjump. They are capable of escaping any gap or whole wide enough to let fluid through and changing form at will.
Woomy is unbelievably cute, but she also stronk
Landon Collins
And terrifying
Charles Nguyen
Are we sure the stuff they're using isn't just unbelievably light? Stuff gets thrown around in these games with almost absurd ease.
Dylan Evans
>Stuff gets thrown around in these games with almost absurd ease.
Exactly
Yet we seen they dynamo with a very obvious metal frame, and machinery like the sloshmo and explosher that seem to be made entirely out of steel.
Elijah James
Inklings are probably stronger than we usually think, but to some extent, you might be right. Inklings as some death machine is definitely exaggerating things
Jaxon Moore
Brayden Sanders
Woomy is an apex predator, I honestly think they're pretty dangerous all things considered.
Jackson Myers
Both make good points. They probably have to be far stronger than they look to be able to lift shit when they're made out of ink. It most likely still doesn't stop them from being tiny and easy to just toss around and whatnot. It's a win-win, my little girl is tough enough to not hurt easily and she gives great hugs.
Angel Howard
I wish to hug ceph
Grayson Scott
Christ, let me post ffs
Luke Hall
There's nothing better available to hug.
Angel Sullivan
Just imagine how squishy hugging ceph would be, it's be like hugging a tub of gak.
Nathaniel Cruz
Maybe in their squid/octo forms. They probably feel more solid and formed as a little person.
Jayden Rodriguez
They're not THAT little, they're like five something.
Dylan Flores
They're so damn little, user.
Andrew Morris
Except Pearlie
She just itty bitty
Jordan Thomas
Ffffffuckin...
Jaxon Baker
>so small the Shoal's automatic doors don't detect her
Juan Jenkins
You could just pick up that girl one-handed with zero effort. It's almost sad, but mostly comical.
Cameron Perry
Her absolutel firebrand personality contrasting with her frame is one of the reasons I love her so much
Dominic Morales
>Marina gets to snuggle that tiny, feisty, spunky. adorkable little squid
It ain't far
Elijah Ramirez
If cute cephalopod girls existed, do you think they WOULDN'T want to fuck each other?
Josiah White
Living the fucking dream man. Getting to be highly successful, rich, popular, and having someone totally devoted to you to snuggle and more every night.
Wyatt Sanders
Christian Lopez
I wanna commit a war crime TO Marina
Brayden Brown
Yeah I said it. What're you gonna do?
Blake Brown
Bros.. I'm going home. Loved the fuck out of Splatoon and played it since launch day but when Nintendo suddenly dropped Wii U support and Switch and Splatoon 2 came out I refused to get it. But been having Splatoon withdrawal and that E3 was too good for Nintendo. Ordered a Switch and Splatoon 2.
That's why you can expect the Switch U and Splatoon 3 very soon because Nintendo can't miss an opportunity to fuck me over.
Sebastian Harris
Welcome home, bud
Mason Sullivan
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten user.
Tyler Carter
Better buy that Octo Expansion DLC and get yourself an octo daughter immediately. Best thing to ever happen to the series.
Carter Ortiz
Do you think they'd go with a boy band for the next game?
Brayden Torres
Caleb Ross
They're definitely going to switch it up, but what it'll be is anyone's guess. Boys would be an obvious contrast but something tells me they might opt to go down a different route.
Brayden Reed
God I hope so
Robert Sanchez
I don't even want new characters, I just want em to mix and match the four we already have. Seeing them interact with the others who aren't their usual partners would be all sorts of fun.
Landon Morris
>Callie and Pearl giving the daytime news
>Marie and Marina giving the nighttime news
This would be great actually
Samuel Torres
Elijah Gray
>her killer wail has its own crown
jej
Didn't notice that before
Leo Wood
Nah, all four would be randomly assigned because that way we'd never get PearlxMarie or CalliexMarina.
Joseph Johnson
I only noticed the face on Suction Bombs a while back
Elijah Campbell
That reminded me that Killer Wail props were datamined awhile back. The final shifty station is going to be chaotic.
Luis Sullivan
Isaiah Cooper
I could get behind this idea. They already sang together during that concert.
Zachary Campbell
I wonder if Pearl's parents know she has an octo gf
Luke Carter
But that would make what they do at night incest.
Dylan Gomez
Your spouse is your family
That's not incest.
Angel Morgan
It is if you do it right.
Jonathan Baker
Sebastian Morris
Gotta pay for DLC now? I'll pass since Octoling is for splatting.
The old music is still in there right? I want to hear youtube.com
Andrew Clark
Nope, the music is all new. Callie and Marie don't perform at Splatfests, the new girls do. Bummer but the new stuff is just as good.
Jaxson Scott
You're just trying to make me mad.
Nathan Russell
based
Wyatt Johnson
Buddy, you've got to get up to date. Many octolings were freed from brainwashing by the inkatation.
Mason Williams
>already have half my bonuses for this shift
I love when there's people who know how to kill and egg at the same time.
Zachary Phillips
are you in overachiever
William Gonzalez
>tfw you've encountered no one but people who know how to do neither.
Easton Allen
That's too bad
How so?
Octolings ain't right
Gabriel White
Boy, you ain't right.
Bentley Cook
I haven't left Profreshional in almost 2 years.
Just had one of those morons who babysits eggs. Luckily the other 2 were more than helpful.
Hank Hill, I will slap you silly.
Jayden Adams
Looks like we're on track for image limit this time before post limit. I should go to be either way but I probably won't.
William Reed
>got my bonuses with nothing but drooling retards
Grayson Gutierrez
Yeah, me neither. I still got some things to whi- i mean, talk about
fuck freelancers, holy shit
Hunter Powell
>no angle to aim a bomb into the other flyfish cannon
>use the small bit of turbulence it gets from the other one getting exploded to just barely nail the shot
Is there any better feeling?
That's on me, I just can't resist posting my little octo. It was fun, though.
I know your pain all too well, user.
Bentley Gomez
Luis Powell
Alexander Anderson
selfish veem
Carter Peterson
Damn, why would someone try and swipe Veemo's drink like that
Kevin Lewis
dum woomy
Hunter Lopez
Cameron Bennett
Okay, I know luck doesn't hold out forever but even by my standards that was ludicrous. I was killing all those crazed assholes by them just walking into my flingza, and not a single one of my team could be bothered to get one of the hundred eggs I was dishing out. I had to have been playing with japanese toddlers.
Colton Rivera
Gonna at least try to sleep some before work lads, have a good one
Adam Sanchez
Probably because they don't have a vee sound in the alphabets, so they use a dakutan hee sound to get as close as they can.
SEE?! I AM LEARNING
Christian Nguyen
When’s a great time to play Salmon Run? There are times where it gets so bad I lose my profreshional status. Mostly happens because players want to stay close to the basket and we get swarmed.
Theres a whole damn field to play at, why is it always the same 30 ft. people camp at?!?
Jaxson Wood
team adult report in
Eli Powell
Good night, user.
You can't.
I want to help but I play whenever it strikes my fancy, which is any time of the day. Haven't noticed any sort of pattern, nor have I come close to losing my profreshional. Try your best to team carry.
Dylan Price
what's wrong user
there is never a great time
you have to get good and carry but even then it might not be enough
vast majority of randoms are really bad
Nolan Sanchez
I hate these people who stick to the second island. Salmonid smokeyard is a plague.
Jason Nelson
I try to avoid this map as much as possible
Alexander Diaz
I wish I knew what would drive a person to commit such atrocities.
Logan Scott
Fuck, the absolute worst possible team you can get. The team with zero unity whatsoever. Most shitters, they try to work together. Not these guys. They're all playing single player mode.
Tyler Baker
Show's over, it seems. I'll just post a few new pictures I found that I like, and I'll be in bed.
Adam White
Jacob Rodriguez
Michael Cox
Agent 3 is... suffering.
Tyler Wright
Good night.
Jayden Miller
Angel Mitchell
Just went to bed since captcha is being a bitch again and I woke up now. Better luck next thread for me
Wyatt Williams
kiryu belongs in tekken
Nathaniel Bennett
WOOMY
Carson Baker
Gavin Torres
Jaxon Clark
Cameron James
Noah Brown
Ryan Bailey
Based
Camden Peterson
Why do people put up with the Switch's terribly laggy controls?
The first game felt far superior, how could they fuck it up this bad?