>user... wake up..
User... wake up
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I want to lick a butthole
A
I
no
>wake up
>anime is real and I’m an anime protagonist
Literally my biggest nightmare
I want to make a hearty breakfast for her
anal.
Fuck I need to go to bed because work
Hardcore, intense, raw anal?
Damn woman. I just gave you sweet anal five minutes ago. You trying to kill me?
>wake up
>But in the shonen world
>You are the protagonist
You aren't my wife.
ANARU
based butthole poster
just take my dick out and put it in your butt already
i'm trying to sleep here
>shonen world is Mvv-Lvv
Reminder
Fuck off you're from idol musturd, i'll get off bed when Kotori is here to greet me
>wake up
>in a hentai world
>you are the protagonist
>it's an ntr hentai
has there been an anime where a real man wakes up as an anime and exploits anime tropes? i know theres more than a few where real guys end up in anime but they just fall in line and become a normal anime character
GET THE FUCK
>make yourself undesirable
>blame everyone besides yourself
>lol anal
Do you realize she could fart on you at anytime. Imagine the horror
>women aren't in this threa-
Just get a fart shield. They're like 5 bucks.
I want to lick a dirty butthole
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Is it enema time already?
>You are the ugly bastard
Even if it's a harem anime?
Mмм fuck, just thinking about Iorin's anus is making my peepee hard as diamonds
>tfw a loli will never wake you up by stuffing her asshole with your morning wood harden dick
just 5 more minutes
>wake up
>it's a yaoi world
I
Until you kys and save us from your frogposting?
Just like realllife, then
>wake up
>you're a little girl now
that's the worst kind of anine to get isekai'd into
>main female beats the shit out of you at the blink of the eye for misunderstanding shit all the time
>nice girl shows interest in you but is a a sadistic yandere (99% creepy, 1% cute)
>foreign girl is the only actually friendly one to you but you can't understand what the fuck she is trying to say
>only girl in the harem to show a geniune, healthy, normal interest in and attraction to you is fucking eleven years old
fuck harems
>wake up
>it's a world full of shotas
>I finally get to be handsome
I see no problem with this, i hope i at least get to be the top
>the Rabbit House exists
>Chino is working today
pooper princess
>wake up
>it's a world full of lolis
>They're your daughters and you live together with them and your wife and you're a caring husband and father
>Your older brother has just come home
>Its a hentai world
Colon queen
It's a monkey paw world. You'll be the bottom.
illya-chan... where are you...
It's still okay, if they're your succubus family. Have to teach them how to extract male essence safely. The wife will even help.
why are there no doujins about this
>tfw born too early to explore the big dicked trap world of 2077
It doesn't taste like what you think it would taste like.
>wake up
>it's a yandere world
>wake up
>you are now a father
Anime butthole tastes good
That sounds wonderful
>wake up
>nothing out of the ordinary happens and you live happily with your anime waifus or husbandos for the rest of your life
>Your older brother has just come home
>Its a hentai world
>"onii chan here i..."
>turns out some old fat guy has broken in and was just impersonating your brother
I know that's why I want.
>wake up
>you are still alive
no. let me sleep
What does butthole taste like?
Looks like my boss
having licked a butthole, i can tell you that butthole either tastes like nothingness or bitter,,, which probably means he didn't wipe properly
And then comes the ugly bastard when you're running late coming home from work one day.
>he
>He
>he
>he
>he
>
>lol vaginal
Do you realize she could pee on you at anytime. Imagine the horror
Still dont know why she is always related to anal in these threads.
What doujin brought this meme up?
>he
what a faggot lmao
>he
>he
That would be so gross haha like eww
>Not going full blown Columbine style "Do not go gentle into that good night" and taking as many of the old ugly men and unfaithful roasts as you can out with you with Valhalla as your eternal rest
Weak.
>wake up
>see this
>has
analqueen
>no
>he
die pedo fuck
moshi mosh anaru idarou desu
No style
>wake up
>see this
>"user you were sweating and talking in your sleep did you have a bad dream about another life?"
what do
>he
Impregnate and mind break her into seducing her friends into threesomes so you can do the same to them.
no
>he
Yeah I had this awful dream I was married to Homura and not Mirai. Oops looks like I'm still having it, better jump off the roof to wake myself up
Why is she naked though?
>uncomfterble
In an alternative universe:
>she
>he
better question is why you're in a jail cell with her
kys
immediately grip her ass and force her baby maker to eat my dick, impregnate in the midst of tongue kissing
report and move on
You were caught trying to cross the border and walked right into an imperial ambush
>he
based and faggotpilled
>Wake up
>Goblin slayer universe
>You're a young hot anime girl
Plot twist: your world is being slowly created by yanderedev
>bitter
I never ate shit but I'm sure it doesnt taste "bitter".
use her tummy as a pillow and go back to sleep
>he
Oof
How the fuck do you change her clothes
>tfw haruka pegs you with a strap-on while you're fucking mirai
game?
You should have acted.
They're already here.
The Ninja Scrolls told of their return.
Their censorship was merely a delay,
'Til the time after Nintendo Switch opened,
When the sons of Sony would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe,
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawned,
It dawns in Oppai!
But, there is one they fear,
In their tongue he is Virgahkiin
VIRGINBORN!
cringe and gaypilled
Sugar Choose
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lewd
The cheat mode has a few hidden functions, such as the accessing the camisole outfit and changing hairstyles. Press Home+E on the title/door screen to enter cheat mode, then click one of the scene names to also enter "omake mode", which enables the extra hairs and outfit. Some of these are essentially beta stuff that will be releasing in the next updates.
On door screen, number keys and F1-F9 change current day. Clicking a scene resets to day 1, but doesn't overwrite save file and lets you use the costumes.
TV scene
F1-F10 cycles through girl's animations. F11 changes lighting. Number keys 1 and 2 change hairstyle, 3 cycles outfits (only default and naked), 4 changes panty color, 5 changes sock color. Backspace skips to fellatio scene.
Missionary scene
Number keys 1/2 cycle hairstyles. 3 cycles outfits (including camisole), 4/5 is panty/sock color. F1-F8 change girls head/arm positions. F9 applies cum. F11 changes lighting. Numpad 1-6 change sex position, 7-9 more head cycles. Comma/period control guy's cum meter. Left/Right brackets control guy's stamina. Backspace skips to fellatio scene.
Fellatio scene
1 and 2 cycle hairstyles, 3 cycles outfits (only default and naked), 4/5 is panty/sock color, G toggles glasses, F11 changes lighting, F12 is considered free mode which pauses the action except for the animations you manually play (using F1 through F10). Numpad numbers set animation (9 is the bite) when not using F12. Comma/period control guy's cum meter. Backspace ends scene.
Pressing enter at any time brings up a text box, for a dialogue feature. Text entered with no command is in black box for guy's speech, use /t before text for girl's pink speech bubble. You can also make the girl emote by typing /like, /pain, /shy, /note, /ques, /cloud, or /cloud 2. /loveme sets heart to 90. There's also a debug mode with Home+D for some info display.
I wanna sit on another boy's face and have them eat my ass so badly
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
No
cock
honey select
>a man knocks on the door offering to check for radiation
i'd let you do that to me as long as you dominate me, fart directly on my nose and make me call you daddy
any stories where the ugly bastard is a good guy, unironically and not in a "villains who did nothing wrong" way?
cease IMMEDIATELY
>ugly bastard changed their name to onii-chan (2)
>hey its me ur brother
the Americans in Garden by Midori no Ruupe
What?
Just open the door and let me check user, I'll even throw in a copy of skyrim
What would happen to society if anime girls became real?
I sure fit the fucking role
Women would kill themselves
There are some where the girls are bitches so the old gays raping and mindbreaking them are in the right. There was one where a bitchy loli broke into the dudes house and at that point he was just raping her in self defense.
3d women organize to send them to camps within a month since they cant compete
gay mods
put me in the screencap
Is this a novel or something it has my attention
user no thats not what you do with your tounge it doesnt go there, it goes literally anywhere else
This. Ghostwire girl alone was enough to send them into a frenzy. Can you imagine if a sweet feminine girl like your waifu became real?
where's my asymmetrical multiplayer lolis versus ugly bastard game
what the hell man
Screencap plz.
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Men cede all power to 3d women so they can spend all their time fucking the anime ones.
A shitpost well done.
Thanks Shlomo-sempai you are my greatest ally.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
It's part of an artists yandere Zodiac thing.
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I will try that later. Was that mentioned in the game in any way?
Dont understand why keep hairstyle and clothes as a cheat code secret thing.
game?
Thanks
Who would win a fight? Waifus of various canons and origins or the Jews and their minions as in Real world military, roasties and basedboys, niggers, achmed, etc. No this is a serious question. Could waifus take on the Global powers and win?
Anime girls wont happen, but android lolis is definitely gonna be a thing in the future.
It might start as a legal thing, but like everyone that is good it will eventually become illegal and only sold in black market.
What?
kys
>not even last night's storm could wake you
make me limp wrist pedonigger
>ywn wake up while being raped on a ship by a stranger
RJ252067
>wak up
>but in the last vidya you played
>you're an NPC
>my post about facesitting was deleted but licking buttholes is a-okay
FUCK mods and FUCK jannies
>with pubic hair
Oh wait I have that already but still
consensual facesitting is always a big turn off for me. It's more sexy to be force smothered underneath a stinky butt
not that I know. Without Yea Forums/ATF I wouldn't know about it.
facesitting isnt consensual you conquer by force
Delet this
I don't know what all ya'll homos are reacting about. Manass is far superior to eat than a ham sandwich
That's gay though
same except i want the girl's butt to be clean
good taste
>get transported into vidya world
>think to self oh fuck yeah i'm gonna save the world
>cool looking party of people walk into the store your in
>you sell them items
>sad realisation kicks in
>not joining them
>not being the party's blacksmith
>not having fire and earth elemental abilities and bashing foes with a huge warhammer
>not repairing and improving your party's gear between battles
what are you a faggot?
Reminds me of that Rainbow Mika thread
>raping her in self defense
Keep it bumped until someone finds it.
Few worlds are more brutal than that one. Specially if you're the protagonist.
How so?
Sounds like heaven to me famalam
t. nick bate