Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job

Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job.

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*joins the Stormcloaks*
*kicks your family out of Whiterun*

>add killable children mod

>does both

Just fus ro dah the little shit

wow i think the graphics actually aged worse than oblivion's

no lollygaggin xDDDD

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At least my dad isn't an imperialcuck lmao

>Go Redguard

"WHAT DID YOU SEH TO ME BOY?"
"I KNOW YOUR FADDA, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"

I'm just realizing after all these years that he's probably supposed to be Oblivion's fanboy opposite.

I will never forget the threads this phrase inspired back in 2011

reminder that if you didn't playy a Nord Stormcloak you played the game wrong

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fpbp

>v claims Bethesda cant write for shit
>still has arguments about the civil war 8(!) years after the release
how does he do it?

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Skyrim is THE game of the decade, nobody likes to admit it.

Imperials and Stormcloaks are both wrong, negotiating peace with the Greybeards is the best option. As long as you don't mind getting locked out of that one word of power for Disarm or Dismay or whatever it is.

>*installs fuckable children mod*
The only one doing any licking here will be you, boy.

GET ME MAD
AND I'LL PRANK YA
AND NOT A LITTLE, A LOT

Friendly reminder that every child in this game has the exact same face

>v claims Bethesda cant write for shit
It's the only thing they're competent at

I always kill that piece of shit kid. Consoleniggers will never know the joy of mods.

not really

all kids in this game are pieces of shit
it's like todd wanted us to install kill children mods

>still has arguments about the civil war 8(!) years after the release
Yeah and the same five points are brought up over and over again ad nasum doesn't mean it isn't shit writing.
>uh guys the stormcloaks are racist therefore they are bad but ill ignore that one of the main returning theams of this series is that everyone is racist but im going to ignore that because the other races aren't white and skyrim is my first tes game with regards reddit
>yeah uh i agree with other user also did you guys know that ulfric is actually a thalmor? is true heres a dossier about it ill leave out how it says he isnt actully a thalmore and that him winning the civil war would be a bad thing for the thalmores master plans
>wtf why would you side with the imperials? you guys some kind of cucks or something? they tried to kill you

Both factions had legitimate claims.

Reminder that there's nothing wrong or immoral about killing literal pixels on a screen and anyone who attempts to claim otherwise is a retard.

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Most of the adoptable ones are okay. It's just that Whiterun has like 3 or 4 little shits and those are the ones people remember.

No, shitter. There are a few exceptions like the poor bullied girl in Rorikstead or the two adoptable gurls, but like 85% of them are pieces of shit.

Stormcloaks are idiots and Imperials are assholes, which is worse?

>steals your wife

Assholes are worse. Idiots can be fixed with knowledge and time, there is no cure for being an asshole except death.

>kill boy
>summon a pack of wolves to gang rape sister in front of her father
Another day in Skyrim

>start new playthrough with Hearthfire
>alright this time I'm not gonna adopt Sofie
>walking around Windhelm
>"Excuse me mister, would you like to buy a flower?"
>adopt her on the spot

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>Resurrect her dead mom and kick her in the ribs
WELL WELL WELL
LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, SOCIETY

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>Install
>Add 250 mods
>Work for weeks to bring to stability
>Fail and give up
>Repeat yearly
I love Skyrim