I like to imagine this game as a sequel, with all the best racers getting together again to compete in the biggest races yet. This game is fucking cool.
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You'll have to beat me first if you want to be my bf, user.
2 HOURS UNTIL THE GAMESPOT STREAM
I wouldn't be surprised if there are no major announcements though, we might have seen everything
fraaaames
Why would I want to be a tranny furry's bf?
I don't understand this meme
I just want more gameplay.
NINA CONFI-
not 100% femme means tranny, even though her shoulders are in line with her hips and thus her bone structure is female.
BEENOX WHEN
I hope after the Baby Prix
Did they say how long the Prix are gonna be anyway?
>That subtle tit jiggle.
maybe fake velo, there's a reason behind not picking hyper Spaceway earlier today
Still pirate crash games/strategy guides
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Posting Liz (best girl) for posterity.
I'm just so happy this remake has turned out as great as it has. Being a Crash fan has never felt so good.
They haven't said, but I'd be surprised if the Spyro one doesn't coincide with the Switch release of the trilogy. So, one a month?
Wonder if he'll actually play and enjoy it.
>we live in an era where Tawna is now a chestlet, and Coco has proportionally larger breasts than she does.
Censorship is rife user.
Megumi is still the cutest girl, I just wish she wasn't goddamn turning
where is she
She looks like the kind of girl you'd have to wrestle with to assert dominance.
post-launch dlc most likely
Probably in the game, stop asking.
That makes the most sense after it looked like quite a bit can be earned based on trailer for Grand Prixs
That doesnt matter in lewd art user
in a better place with N. Brio
>we live in an era with Tawna
Good enough.
Since they're announcing post release characters I think we know the entire base roster by now.
That said, they've made it clear that anything goes. I'm certain Brio, Kong, Moe and even Rilla will be added in the future.
Plus we've heard the Velo mask music playing (albeit faintly) in some of the footage coming from E3, even though Uka Uka has been the mask.
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But Ami and Liz are still just as stacked.
If they made seasons last for 1 month that could happen
Uhm sweaties. Thes are Nitro Force and they don't need men. Stop objectifying them.
To be fair her tits are bigger with her default skin, same as N. Sane's.
>why yes, I do main Ami. how could you tell?
By "seasons" do they mean literal seasons or are they referring to a specific recurring release timeframe?
>Full body suits
Ohnononono
Future content update according to stream. Since we're getting seasonal content, expect her stuff to be spoopy halloween themed
obviously their own timeframe.
We get full body suits, and the original outfits too, user. Just like MK8
Damn, look at those thighs on Ami.
she cute
Any gameplay video with her yet?
Bellissima!
I want some Megumi gameplay so I can hear what she sounds like. It's a make or break for me.
Anyone have the high res version of this picture? This tiny one was all I had.
July - Nitro Grand Prix
August - Back In Time
September - Spyro
October - Nina & Friends
>Says italian words
>Name is italian
>Hurr she's slav
WILL THE MINIONS GET IN??
where the fuck are the bikes?
>Tawna got completely butchered, but Liz is still mega milk tier
Interesting
so they just soft-confirmed CTTR content in a future grand prix event, and since each event has 1 new track, which track from CTTR you guys think we're getting?
>these haircuts
>Nina
>Friends
>Hurr Durr. Mario Kart did it, so it is okay for CTR
Censorship is always bad user.
Okay then, Nina and Trick or Treat skins for everyone instead.
rings of uranus, the ultimate pleb filter
They didn't show Fake Velo yet.
I wonder if his reveal is connected to a possible extended story mode. Maybe that's what you unlock with the gems.
They really did make her mesh a lot beefier than the others. Truly the best girl.
Thanks, user.
May you vanquish many Oxide ghosts in your time.
Those are skins user
Did they say anything about lobbies or MMR?
Deal
They're alt costumes.
No bulge no buy
Fucking look at this semen demon
post your main(s)
>Nina's only friend is a old man her uncle mindbroke
>and maybe a mutant
Nina had a hard life....
>Uranus
jesus christ what a dumbass name, I can't get over it. How about the Majestic Neptune? it has no rings though…
Ninafags are the worst, guess she'll make my wife Ami look even hotter by comparisson though! kid's an ugly beaver.
Fake Crash, Cortex and Tawna.
bigger
Should i get the standard or the nitros edition? Will it be worth the extra 20 smackaroos?
In the facebook stream, they did confirm MMR. No word on lobbies though
which one?
Tawna and N. Gin
Rings of Uranus is fucking great. Just give it more hangtime ramps and boost pads, for maximum chaos.
The only thing that would need to change would be the lap counter
3>9
5>15
7>21
It depends by how much you value a pair of exclusive alt costumes.
I don't date animals.
Zam
I'm going to purposely drive and reverse though pickup crates in last place so I can spam clocks and orbs.
kek
PENGUIN YAY ONE
and Liz
After the reveal of Seasons I think anything can happen
Bikes, Minions, Lab Assist, fucking think outside the box, for Switch Mario, for Playstation Jak and go on
let's hope the game have a lenghty life
Faithful for adventure.
Not enough to spend an extra 20 large kn
Tawna and Megumi.
Why won't Naughty yaaass just sell the Jack IP? I really miss jack and daxter
Hello Jullian
>They gave Tawna a mastectomy
The two things she was supposed to have!
I think there may be complications, maybe contracts? also, to sell a thing you need a buyer, don't you?
What if I'd rather she assert her dominance over me?
>I like to imagine this game as a sequel
Just image Oxide pulled some relic time fuckery and events are repeating themselves.
Fake Crash and Dingo
Liz puts out the most, and doesn't care who knows it. Velo knows what's up.
lmao
Funnt because she was based in Jessica Rabbit/the blonde bimbo with big boobs. Fuck trannies trying to censor boobs
Fucking this. The timeline is clearly around the time of CTTR.
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Someone posted this earlier, is Megumi's voice the one at 3:18 and 1:10?
and Ami.
Velo is a sexy beast.
I like how they are adding all those characters but I would really love a new character as a bait for Crash 4
>Beginner - Liz
>All rounder - Komodo Joe
>Acceleration - N. Trance
>Speed - Big Norm
Do Ami and Megumi use Aku Aku or Uka Uka? these 2 gals only hand to evil characters. (Ami even OXIDE if he is hacked in, as he is half-finished but cut))
>Want to pre-order Oxide Edition
>It's -literally- digital only with bonuses
FUCK.
Would you say that Megumi is turning Japanese?
we still don't know the gem cup rewards user
I'm thinking Kong, Brio, Moe, and Nina from them
Coco, Norm, Ami and Liz (you havin a laugh?)
All use Aku apparently.
>tfw I like look a Mexican cleaning lady
>trying to mask the pain and smile for the camera
owh well, we got a heavy overpresence of evils anyway.
Later faggots, i'm taking a vacation. Making 4 hot bandisloots takes a lot out of me and uncle Brio needs his downtime. See you in the TTR pack.
>for Switch Mario, for Playstation Jak and go on
So what's for xbox then?? I would prefer Ratchet or Sly or Dan instead of Jak desu
how about no you greedy fuck? who is your MAIN? the other 3 would be alts.
I know you got no driver's license Brio, that's why. not because ''muh tired''
Coco, Megumi, and brio if he gets in
Both are confirmed
The gem cup rewards will be gem stickers
Which system, Yea Forums?
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Why would he not have a drivers license? He invented them!
You're a god among men for this Brio. Thanks for the update and we await your return.
I'd be legit okay with that, purple gem would look good.
>MFW Ninafags are the Ashleyfags of Crash
>MFW they get cucked by baby characters
>tfw Banjo and Kazooie show up i a Crash racing game mocking Sonic once again.
It's my own fault, but all the fan art of her made me really want her to be the ice queen type. Damn...
Naughty Dog literally = Sony you fucking idiots. Like every Naughty Dog share and asset is owned by Sony.
>imlpying you aren't a gem cup unlock
I heard about the ranking/MMR, but where were lobbies confirmed?
I don't have a Pro, so probably Switch, unless its revealed that it runs worse.
The four stat classes are different enough to warrant a main in each.
If it's just one it would be Big Norm
>xbox gets banjo
>rare prix gives everyone diddy and the track is a remastered crescent island
PC___
so whenever Pasadena shows back up, will they have her voice actress back for new lines? pic related, they're the same voice.
There was an interview posted yesterday that confirmed lobbies among other things
Why did Cortex created the trophy girls in the first place? Is there something he’s not telling us?
I fucking hope so.
>handling
do you even need that? i mean, accel and allround should serve me well enough?
have a vid of a spic with no money and too much free time, beats cocofags though: youtube.com
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Brio made them and it was because hes based
>Banjo and Kazooie
Then you would have whining autistic nintendofags, so it's not gonna happen (?)
Is there a link or source? Not saying I don't believe you, but I want to read it.
Sony owns Jak and ND so what they need is a dev who wants to make a new Jak game. Pretty sure that was the case with Sanzaru and Sly 4 since there was far smaller fan demand for Sly 4 compared to Jak 4.
I hope not, I like my eardrums not ringing like a doorbell under violation of Jehova's.
You're all going to lose to Pura and there's nothing you can do about it.
They downgraded the quality of the roster in favor of putting in every shit character they could think of
After seeing what happened with Sly 4 you should probably just be happy with what you have.
Well if USF has been as buffed as people are speculating and can be sustained with more boosts, handling types might actually be the best character on the tracks where USF is present.
It was a video interview, about 10 minutes long.
He hasn't been confirmed yet
I'm seriously starting to think someone at Beenox has seen this fanart and noticed the bicep on Ami.
What if we also get Bianca and Elora from the Spyro Grand Prix?
But Brio, you're already in
Imagine being this kind of a person
Exclusive tracks won't happen inb4 retro - it's just a reskin
Sly 4 was better than 3 tbqh.
>losing to handling
I'd rage-swordslash my cables before that happens. Ultimate shame is to lose to handling.
I hope not, USF antifuns are the worst.
I'll never forget Cortex for stealing all the credit for your inventions, my man
Have a good one
Well alright gameplay wise I wouldn't argue with that.
Why is Brio the best Character in all of Crash?
I put in a bunch of hot waifus in and a waifufag is complaining about it?
Prix is available to everyone, user.
USF is literally pro-fun and makes the game faster. Everyone needs to learn it.
Why did you acknowledge that post?
I kinda wonder what characters Spyro will get if they do multiple. Spyro and Hunter seem like shoe ins, then you have the 3 main villains, Money Bags, Elora and Bianca to choose after that.
Rest in peace, you magnificent man.
The game director didn't rule out characters from other franchises in the future.
I was feeling generous with my Yous
Best character reporting in
Realism at its finest
They put too much effort into Bianca's model not to use her.
Toasty
Here's the real question; what character is nobody going to main?
>if USF has been as buffed as people are speculating and can be sustained with more boosts
It's not speculation, the guy recording gameplay from the gamestop demo could maintain usf for the whole lap on Polar Pass. I think handling characters will only shine on Electron Avenue and maybe Hot Air Skyway, balanced characters will be better on other usf tracks.
And nintendo has a copyright to anything diddy kong racing except banjo guest character. Unironically third parties like Gex or Croc have a bigger chance for track.
Yaya Panda
Papu and Krunk, most of the mounts except Polar who's based and cute
Awesome, thanks.
Zam. Zem for the memes but Zam is boring
Ripto, Elora, and Moneybags make the most sense to me.
beginner class characters mainly, the tiger and polar bear maybe.
well, it ruins time trials bigtime, but you don't need world records for features anyway. You think it'll do well in arcade where Tourneyfags still can be shut down if they got it?
At first I was opposed to additional Spyro characters being included but now that I think about it, what would be the harm? Even Mario Kart has added multiple Donkey Kong characters and since Crash and Spryo have been in games together, why the hell not? Besides, I'd love to play as Ripto for once. Don't forget all of the animal buddies from Year of the Dragon.
Cant see moneybags getting in over Ripto, hunter, elora and Bianca.
I'm sure Pura is popular, I had a friend who used them as a kid, and tigers are popular as shit. Baby T probably nobody will use though.
Krunk and Baby T.
He's more iconic than the chicks.
he'd be sure a less popular choice
You're going to lose to this cat. No victory is better than a Pura victory.
ONE HOUR LADS
Moneybags might be a bit memey, but I think we can agree on Elora and Ripto anyway.
Which of the trophy girls would you bang?
>Papu
>Baby T
>N.Gin (I believe he's got a vocal minority here and isn't actually all that popular)
Moneybags is the only character you have to pay real cash to use.
This is the correct stream link, in advance for next time since Acti fucked up the last one:
Are you kidding me?
I'd main moneybags in a instant. He's great. He's even worse then picking wario. The ultimate jew
Might be easier to ask which you wouldn't.
N. Gin has a lot of people that ship him with Coco
Has there been any indication how long they'll support the game and if we'll get anything new after the spyro content?
Liz. She's the one I can tell needs a man's love. She's sensitive deep down and a little insecure.
but I'm good at the game.
Mate that'll be the greatest fucking thing. I don't disagree with your opinion, but I'd prefer play as characters I'd fuck.
thanks mate
Bandicoot milk
What does the 'N' stan- oh, oh I see
egg thief > nulora
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They said cttr characters will be coming later. They're probably the next Grand Prix after Spyro.
I doubt even Beenox know what question, we know that Tag Team Racing content is under development or being planned.
They confirmed there will be more seasons after Spyro, and some of them will bring CTTR content over
nulora > nuthief
oh hell yeah, i love the Cortex Castle music.
egg thief > elora
Jesus
Maybe
Because HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE THE FIRST GAME.
>n.gin
>unpopular
In your dreams
Tawna and flag girls retro skins pls
I want to see more campaign gameplay with the trophy girls, please beenox
I'm better.
I don't think I've ever seen a true "Krunk fan" before. Papu, Krunk, and Zam will be the forgotten ones. Isabella will be used, but I think she'll be the least used trophy girl considering Tawna is here now too.
N. Gin and Megumi.
I’m pretty basic so I’m sticking with crash. Isabella is a bella
But I’d also be down to play Ripper Roo or even (though not likely to happen) this lad if they give Spyro more friends to come with him
one of the packs will probably because the obscure spinoff characters pack. Willie Wumpacheeks, Yaya, Rilla Roo and that one queer from Crash Boom Bang
>Eggboy
Better watch out for me on the track, kiddo, otherwise you'll get scrambled
Mario and Donkey Kong are essentially the same franchise and set loosely in the same universe though.
niggers? muh representation and all. Nobody unironically uses Pura or Zam either.
i admit they absolutely fucked up the egg thief in the remaster so maybe i wouldnt actually want him in nitro fueled unless they didnt use that horrible redesign
elora is just lame however, id rather have any random npc from any other level, the trophy girls are enough waifufaggotry for me
but id take bianca
Damn shame we won't be getting the pre-console mixes in the soundtrack toggle. Such a huge missed opportunity.
Best boi right here.
Now this is a guy I would play the hell out of. I remember he would make me rage as a kid.
You'd be hard pressed to show me true fans of any of the CNK bosses, considering they were one off literal whos that in any other timeline besides this singular blessed one would have never been seen or even referenced again
I can see people picking up Nash and Norm though, since they're actually cool characters, but Krunk has very little going for him unless you like his design
I would use Papu before Krunk. He's a based fatass who runs a tribe and probably has many wives.
Then we'll have to make one.
The Krunk can't be sunk!
>Liz the insecure one
Idk why, but that seems appropriate. She was always the least liked by fans, yet showed off her tits and panties the most. Beenox has redeemed her.
>no hot air skyway clarinet solo in retro fueled
I know pain when I see it but aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The state of N.Trance players
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So how does the "season" thing work, is it paid dlc? or free updates?
Other than Papu, all ND characters will probably be more popular than most of the CNK crew.
Free event to unlock stuff through various challenges
If you miss it, the content goes into the free ingame shop to unlock that way instead.
Like a battlepass but completely free
Free.
Earn new unlocks during season by challenges, When season ends you buy them with non microtransactional in game currency
With this many new characters, I'd want to see what's their epilogues. (if this feature appears that is)
this game is looking HAYAI
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Banjo & Kazooie like in the first Sega racing game.
Retard
but he isn't quite black, Krunk has the monkey like character.
I heard someone saying it was paid but you get it for free in the 60 dollar version of the game, was that bullshit?
May not appear because the original intent was to end it with those
They wont because they know a sequel is in the works
Don't you have a leak to attend to, you overgrown ovum?
Sounds like it
Yes. That is bullshit.
The Oxide addition is for skins, stickers, and early unlocks ONLY.
who made n. trance?
is there n. chicken out there?
nestor with hat
>Gettin KRUNK 2nite....
This is going to be harder than anticipated. Maybe he'll get some cool costumes.
Black people don't like monkeys if you haven't noticed.
LOOKS LIKE OLE STEW HAS BEEN HANGING AROUND THE HEN HOUSE AGAIN
He's not a egg. He's a 5th dimensional dude and N.Tropys fren.
But if he had a mom i'd imagine she'd be a fat chicked
i haven't seen anyone talking about Geary at all, so I think he'll be relatively unpopular
Hen Gin laid him
>Owww, did Chick's wife send you?!
This line gets me every time
He looks like a flaming homo now.
>Krunk can't be sunk
>Getting Krunk tonight
>Hunk Krunks
>Get dunked by Krunk
>Flunk to Krunk
>Can't handle Krunks chunk
>Eat Krunks funk spunk, you monks
there was one user that i remember wanted to main geary when the bosses were revealed
that's one more than i've seen for krunk
So stream begins in 30 bings?
>tfw ended up cancelling store preorder after finding out copy would arrive at 26th
fuck that shit, I don't even care about physical media
I would let Liz cuck me.
At this point I'd prefer to have the champianship bikes over another major character, I cant believe they haven't been shown off yet, looked like a no brainer feature to the game.
unka unka mama africa!
I would do a mishmash of franchises for racer, vehicle, and track.
>Nintendo: Captain Falcon, Warp Star, Rainbow Road
>Sony: Jak, Cooper Van, Metropolis (R&C)
>Microsoft: Conker, Warthog, not sure about track
Of course that's expecting way too much work for console-exclusive content so never going to happen.
>track
Turbo Tunnel
Neptune does have rings, user
Maybe a Minecraft track for MS.
>Metropolis (R&C)
WE GOING TO HEKSEVILLE AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
>Microsoft: Conker, Warthog, not sure about track
The track would be Warthog Run. The very first one from CE.
Brutal
Link to stream?
You know why
Weren't they xbox exclusive?
He probably is. He already lives with Polar.
Yes.
He doesn't look like as much of a pussbot as he was in the original CNK, so maybe there's more about his character now that 'jumps out' at people for a change.
>bros cant hang out and chill without some faggot thinking they're gay
Dont project onto them
Look I'm just pointing out the easy setup there
Must be weird for him seeing the love all over again for a game that was meant to be the end of Crash.
Sometimes I forget that the bosses are in, all in my mind are the trophy girls
*clocks your path*
Think I might main Small Norm on the side though. Brio if he's in.
he really loves going fast doesn't he?
Thanks user, you're a bro
Crash is her friend. Her boyfriend.
what you're going to do? get CLOCKblocked by Crash again?
>lobby full of Krunk and Papu mains
just imagine
Canonically, she posed for an adults magazine, I don't think she's all that insecure.
>Brio as my loyal assistant. C-can I ask why do you need 4 bandicoots?
Not that I blame him but has he been vaguely positive about anything Crash related since 1999?
It was something she did to improve her self confidence. She's not ashamed of her body and she wants the world to know it.
The first game had them too and they were obviously not Canon
Anyone else feel like Nina and Brio having banners in Cortex Castle confirm them as being in the initial release? Fake Crash also has banners there too. It seems like a minor detail, but it would be incredibly strange to have these characters referenced in a stage like this, but not included in the initial release. I doubt these two will be DLC.
>Even having to ask
This is why Brio is automatically the better of the two.
Where will the stream be?
also,isn't nash the least popular?
>A slut not being insecure
Have I missed anything today besides Oxide Station? (which looks great btw)
no obj_motherfucker no buy
Geary's only potential selling point will be his voice.
His design is pretty bland so I hope they'll give him some entertaining lines.
No, not really. They're doing another live stream in ten minutes though.
How do we get skins in this game? I know that there are no microtransactions, but how do we actually get them?
Do we get random free lootcrates or do we get a currency we buy specific shit with? God I'm hoping it's the latter.
The bit about Ripper Roo pursuing higher education made it to Crash 2 at least.
From what I've seen Nash is probably the most popular of the CNK bosses, save maybe for the Norms. He has the coolest design at least.
>Why Cortex, once we put them through the vortex they'll be perfect!
gem cups my lad
brio, nina, kong, moe, (fake crash maybe replaced by emperor velo)?
Sony PlayStation 4
>Oxide Station
What? where?
something something wumpa fruit currency to buy things
It is.
>Since 1999
No there hasn't been, and as someone that loves flawed games like Twinsanity it pains me to say it. But after following this series through all the ups and downs, it feels amazing to see a Crash game with this level of quality and hype again
Thanks user.
>hey're doing another live stream in ten minutes though.
Where?
They announced during the last stream CTTR content will get in thru grand prix, and they showed the stage select screen so we saw the thumbnail for hyper spaceway and barin ruins. They were very adamant about not showing hyper spaceway, so fake velo is still hidden.
They have a currency system to buy skins called "wumpa coins".
I'm really looking forward to what they've done with Hyper Spaceway. Love the redesigns for Electron Avenue and Thunder Struck. Out of Time still feels a bit too much like a Dingo Canyon knockoff though, especially without those weird worm things
full footage of thunderstruck as well
looks pretty fuckin cool
You are never going to see zam in your lifetime
This is going to be the longest week. It's already everything I could ask for in a remake. Only thing that I'd want now is confirmation on the boss bikes and fake Velo
>a fucking shark being the least popular
not happening man, also it's accel so its double good
I think they referred to Penta as a girl in the reveal stream
>Blizzard Bluff
>N. Gin Labs
>Slide Coliseum
>Turbo Track
>Tiny Temple
>Barin Ruins
>Android Alley
>Assembly Lane
>Hyper Spaceway
That's all that's left. What do we think is coming up in stream?
yeah, some random dude who made a guess
>tawna and trophy girls all /in/
what am I supposed to complain about now?
Nitro Kart was the last for me, something about Twinsanity always felt off somehow. Then Radical came along and that was that. Things now are great, never thought I'd care this much about Crash again.
Thunderstruck looking good, lads.
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I'm sorry about the faggot at the beginning.
Nina and Pasadena.
that it isn't the 21st yet
Brio, Kong, Nina, maybe Pasadena
I want to see Tiny Temple, and N. Gin Labs. I think they're gonna hold in hyper spaceway for a little while so they can do a big reveal of the CNK adventure mode with fake velo.
Honestly that's all they need, I know others like Nina will show up eventually though the DLC packs.
fuck yeah m8
>Tiny gets two tracks in one game
greedy bastard
remember the frames
*radio crack*
Lets do dis
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>Tiny Arena
>Tiny Temple
>Tiger Temple
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All I can complain about now is Crash's dumb soi face. He's supposed to be more masculine and he's just a retard with downs now.
Fucker looked perfect in Skylanders
Maybe they're just referring to the size of the temple
I guess it's confirmed Norm's new home track.
Have you ever been so hyped for something that it gave you a physical sensation? A tightness in your throat, chest and gut is the way I'd describe it.
I'm feeling it.
tiger temple is pura's track, not tiny's
Why would they wait so late into the game to reveal N. Brio, Tawna, the Trophy girls, etc.? What's the motivation for waiting so long? Were they trying to tease us in anticipation or hope? Are they late additions to the roster that might not be Day 1? Voice acting difficulties?
>barin ruins
Muh nuts
This track was the shit
>more braindead noboosters
please release me from this hell, why can't they get people that know how to play videogames to show off videogames?
Canadian guy eh isn't that bad, but i called it, Thunderstruck is the manlier version of hot air speedway.
imagine announcing post launch content right after revealing your game. its not a good idea
It's just an autism thing.
Not every character can be a god, user.
Because they're by far the most requested characters, so of course they're going to build hype for them.
>the faggot at the beginning.
I'd also go out of my way to say that the footage was sent by Acti and the shitter playing is not me.
He's not actually an egg, just a round limbless being from another dimension
He cries for mommy in his CNK/TR lines
it is canon
His intro music annoys the shit out of me for some reason, I can't figure out why
Anyone saved the thread where the trophy girls were first announced? I love reliving the magic
Here we go fuckers.
They're late...
How is this even possible? Embarrassing.
AAAAAAAAA START ALREADY
WHERE IS THE SWITCH GAMEPLAY AT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iktf bro
For a Crash fan this game is like the biggest and best present possible.
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Thats where I was
Julian stop pls.
The state of E3
These fuckers are making the best kart racer ever, so guess what they're not getting? Sleep...
If he just dropped the jarring HEY GUYS at the beginning it would be fine.
Also agreed. Thunderstruck is legit. Pinstripe can keep his Balloon/Casino.
>they’ll be The perfect for our breeding Concubines.
They've nearly blown half the time slot and they haven't even set up yet.
it's only a 20 minute stream, and they already wasted 7 minutes
yfw the stream is late but they'll still end it on schedule
WHERE THE FUCK IS MOE
I think was the first.
GOD I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!! I SAID NOW!!! HURRY UP BEFORE I START A FUCKING RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE WE GO
yeah that's the one
IT BEGINS
HABBENIN
Lets time it from here; hopefully they go into overtime
based andy
>It's a Coco Park episode
I'm going to main Polar and use his raincoat skin whenever I race in a raining track.
Based
I swear if I see Papu's Pyramid again
>Picks Retro Crash
A woman after my heart
just enjoy the trailer
WE GONNA STILL PRETEND THE GAME WILL BE ONLY ON PS4
spyro better get a retro skin
"The marketing team would want me to say let your freak flag fly"
WAIT...
WHAT? WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT LMAO
It's going to be another zero drifting & powersliding stream
I'll be a zam main, but only once they give me a classic dark-green colour skin, instead of that bright green cancer
I loved that shortcut but it was kind of game breaking like all the ones on Oxide, I think it'll be removed
They are not gonna show anything new
>Go ahead and hit square
>Where?
Oh boy
>beginner stats
>tfw Spyro was confirmed for PC too
there's hope PCbros, maybe we will get CTR one day...
PLUMBER BOY
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED
FUCKING DRIFT
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I CANNOT WATCH THESE STREAMS
>It's going to be another zero drifting & powersliding stream
>465842026
>Drives right into a beaker
Why do they pick the worst fucking players to show off the game? Sales would go up 3000% if they picked one of those autistic speedrunners.
>he doesn't know
How is she so far ahead? Must be on easy mode
...
I love both
kek
SECRET
-NOT- PASSAGE WAYS
yeah I'm out kek
anyone have a link for the stream?
How'd this retarded woman get her job
She had like 5 seconds to avoid it. What the hell
>Play like ass
>Still first palce and far from the group
Journalist mode comfirmed
60 posts to go dummy
wymyn
WHERES BRIO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They're tied up you idiot
She's shit
>Papus Pyramid
FUCK THAT WE'VE SEEN IT 100 TIMES
This girl literally plays like my mother. How is she a games journlist (or whatever the hell her job is)?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
top kek
You asked for it user
Why does this game attract the most unskillful people to display the game
Why doesn't the guy who's right there talking about how he worked on the damn game just play it
You called it
you answered your own question
Beginner: Zam or Megumi (still considering)
All-rounder: Fake Crash
Acceleration: Oxide or Coco (still considering)
Speed: N Tropy
YOU JINXED US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gomen
so what exactly is Grand Prix?
Lol your wish has been granted.
>it's a coco park episode
>it's a papu's pyramid episode
>it's a no powersliding episode on coco's park and papu's pyramid
end my life
he's picking all the short tracks for her cause they're gonna end it at 3:20 even though they lost 7 minutes
Fuck.
Yeah, no bombshells on this stream lads.
is an old thread mate
This is painful to watch.
You know what they say about women driving
>a bunch of piranha- venus fly trap looking plants
Is this the worst gameplay we've seen to date?
He already explained it.
This is painful to watch. It's the worst gameplay so far.
but you didn't
Fucking hell. This is hilariously bad gameplay.
>"I've done a fantastic job so far"
There's no fucking way she actually believes that
Free DLC
Even I've played this fucking level god dammit
yea but I didn't get it
LADS.
rEMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE SEEING RIGHT NOW. REVIEWS WILL MARK OFF POINTS FOR THIS. "UHHHH.. THE GAME JUST LET ME GET ATE BY THE PLANT?" "UHHHH I KEEP FALLING OFF?"
remember this gameplay. remember, that reviewers, will play this game, and it'll be too hard for them, and they'll mark it down. Remember this post, you know it be true.
CASUALS.
Expect "well, it's GOOD... BUT IT'S NOT -THAT- GOOD, it """CONTROLS""" bad" and the actual person is just shit.
FALL OFF ONE MORE TIME BITCH, I FUCKING DARE YOU
I was skeptical on whether I should buy this game but now that I see this terrible display I will not purchase it, good bye.
They made them look like something from flushed away, unlike the original animu ND versions
Heh, good catch, I thought he switched it because he figured out she was retarded and used smaller words.
What the fuck are you guys watching?
>It doesn't play like Mario Kart enough
>what is boosting?
what did you do at school today?
in b4 "and that's all the time we have folks"
She was obviously being sarcastic. I'm not defending the gameplay but she's clearly aware of how bad she is
He's right, you know. CTR -IS- too hard for the general audience, they'll go in expecting Mario Kart. Top kek
I feel this will be most of the "Game reviews."
TOO HARD, BAD GAME, 5 out of 10.
what part of 'they still have their original costumes' you dont understand?
Is just Fortnite's Season Pass but free
LAST PLACE
ON EASY
>I wanna be kind
>Let's do hot air skyway
Heh
DARK SOULS OF KART RACERS
>we live in an age where people get their shit wrecked by fucking kart racers
>making her do Hot Air Skyway
FUCK NOT AGAIN, WE'VE SEEN THIS TODAY AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
How many times will she fall off?
>Hot air skyway
See you in 8 minutes