STEVEPOSTING IMAGE DUMP THREAD

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Kek

He has a possibility of being in.
It's certain Banjo is in though.

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What are the most fucked up Steve images/webms? I already saw the on where he fucks Banjo in the ass, turns him into an assist trophy, and then shoves it up his ass. Link offsite if necessary.

Steveposting should be a permaban now.

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Cope harder

streamable.com/lk0y6

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Oh no Banjobros!! I thought you said Steve was btfo?!?!

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Steve CHADs will never be banned, deal with it

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Stevefags are the rightful heirs of the Bane throne.

inb4 the Minecraft content comes with Banjo as Spirits and Mii Costumes

I love seeing the actual renders of Smash characters compared to smaSHITfied. Why did anyone ever think these faggots had any talent?

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>with Banjo as Spirits and Mii Costumes
What did he mean by this?

>It’s alright Banjo, I’ll let you go first. Just know Microsoft and Nintendo love me more.

They were pushed into my recommendations about a year ago and I haven't seen anything from them sense. Are they dead yet?

Well Isabelle, Inkling, K Rool and Chrom were all Mii costumes so if Steve gets in as a costume, he'll likely be the 2nd Microshit rep.

stevefags reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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The Smashified renders were made around the time of Smash 4, and they look about on par with the models used for those.
Smash Ultimate's promo images use insanely detail models, much higher detailed than in game.
But yeah, Banjo's official art is infinitely better than the Smashified stuff.

He'll be added in out of pity in the next smash bros game about 5 years from now. Just a little bit longer Stevoids, you'll get your chance.

Banjo fans laugh and cheer,
But Grunty sees a lot of fear!
Steve is coming very soon,
Here comes the shitposting typhoon!

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you mean steveCHADS, right user?

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Here's my favorite.

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streamable.com/2d8ah

>he thinks the brown part is a beard
disgusting

Stevehetero here, have a good day.

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Holy fucking Christ, these Steve faggots on damage control.

Here's a classic

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Steve is dead
Now it’s time for Herobrine

Banjo wasn't even the worst. Look at this amature crap. My wife's son could do better.

they didn't look anywhere near on par with anything.

You didn't miss much. Talentless hacks larping as "artists".

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Based

Chads don't dilate

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It is. Or at least, it's stubble.
It's not his mouth.

How’s that hormone therapy?

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Well obviously a digital painting isn't going to look as good as an insanely detailed 3D model. They were made to mimic Smash 4 character art.

The only meme you'll ever need

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stating facts doesn't make you a fan of based steve(ers)

ridley was hands down the worst

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Please, don't let it die. I have already downloaded, you do it too

It's the fucking mouth.

I think some of them where 3D models

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This render is my favorite because it solidifies such as Iconic character back to his rightful place.

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This bit is his mouth you fucking retard. You think they'd make him look semi realistic, then give him a smile half as long as his head and a quarter of the height?

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This one was a model.
The rest (especially Banjo, K.Rool, Ridley) were all digital paintings.

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mediafire.com/file/j17bfrcj1bdizzp/Steve.rar/file

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Sort of. They do different stuff now.
youtu.be/mqbqug3oPiQ

I will miss you Steve. You brought out the worst in rosterfriends.

Your time is up, stevecels. There's a new zoomie pick in town.

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It was always a beard, but I think after the Microsoft purchase, they’ve pushed it as his mouth

The Steve skin changed over time. He now has a 4-pixel wide mouth and no beard at all.

the minecraft spirits and mii costumes will be added when banjo is also added into the game

>imagine being so offended by steveposting that you wish it was banned
Steveposting was kino, I don't think we will ever get shitposting that can compare to steveposting ever again

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didn't vergeben confuse keanu reeves with miyamoto

this could've happened in an alternative timeline

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I really want a pic of steve sitting in a couch Noire style looking depressed with a cigarette

Steveposting was the best thing to come out of Smashfaggotry

I admire your resolve, Stevefriend.

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Pretty sure it was this french twitter account, not sure if Verge said anything about it

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fire with fire

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>comparing fan art renders made for fun/free to professionally made renders by Nintendo
No shit the Smash renders look better, wtf are you expecting?

What if i wanted banjo and steve
Also btw grotesque steve is ironic and used by non steve fans

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is the left one really a smashified vesion because if so it doesn't look that bad.
you have to remember that they are making wild guesses to any redesigns and ridleys is about as drastic as redesigns get so it's not really their fault that they were off? who would have guessed ridley would have looked like a fossilized skeleton?

>steve gets in
>the gimmick he brings is stage destruction and construction
Unironically could be fun.

Nothing wrong with wanting both. Banjo and Steve ARE incredibly based after all.

There's literally nothing wrong with Steve. Minecraft is a big deal and was never the cancer killing the industry. If anything it was helpful. It's one of the games that inspired the developers at EAD to trust players more with Breath of the Wild. The only problem I ever had with Steve stems from Banjo being the character fans actually voted for, pretty overwhelmingly from what we could tell. Steve getting in before him would be highly questionable. Other than that I'm not gonna be a grouchy boomer shaking my head at kids these days.

Shitposters who just want to see other people bummed out latched on to Steve. While creepy Steve was funny for a while there was a notable amount of people who were just out to piss others off.

In his defense nobody could have known how perfect the Smash design was going to be.

Good joke. He will 90% play like young link.
>swing pickaxe
>shoot arrow
>throw bomb
enjoy!

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Is this what kids these days are doing to find belonging instead of helping their local community, attending church, and playing sports?

I think a more likely out come is durability
>steves weak wood tools break
>he has a crafting taunt to rebuild them
>this time stone
>keeps going to iron,gold,then diamond
>after diamond he gets a mending diamond sword that repairs itself with damage he deals to people but can still break and reset the cycle
>each time his tools break he can choose not to improve his tools and rebuild them as the weaker version because stronger tools take longer to craft
>using moves with out your tool set crafted results in a 1 damage punch

I hate that I know this reference.
10 years of a wasted life

saved

I don't own a switch but I wish Steve got in. So much OC; Steveposting is not shitposting; Steveposting is effortposting.

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Thanks fellow stevechads! I'm now fully loaded for the second coming of steveposting. The banjokes won't know what hit 'em!

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It's how anyone ever gets into the industry these days. Just keep pumping out stuff that look professional and hope somebody notices.