Remember way back when Steam started supporting Macs and they gave out a free copy of Portal to Mac users...

Remember way back when Steam started supporting Macs and they gave out a free copy of Portal to Mac users? Now do you remember that one video of that guy trying to download steam and play Portal but he was too stupid to figure it out so the whole time he just whined and kept saying "I just want my free Portal" when he had to do anything to set Steam up? I can't find the video anywhere.

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i dont get what that screencaps's trying to tell me

This

I don't either. I just picked a random image because I don't have anything relevant on this computer.

Then go get one, idiot.

Waste time and hard drive space?

Get fucked poorfag

>a picture under 2 mb
>waste of hard drive space
tard

How many tangential posts does it take for a thread to become a lost cause?

I rember
It was called steam for Mac sucks

The joke is that broccoli is like sex.
If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

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Just post the actual link retard
youtu.be/dCEQZ_4V7NY

Who the FUCK hates broccoli? It's great.

Dare I say it? LOL

OP I hope you learnt a valuable lesson today; Never post an image more interesting than your topic.

But people also say that it turns people into sex addicts as adults?

Psychology is a pseudoscience.

>I'm an adult and I still hate green vegetables
americans everyone

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Whenever someone says rape jokes aren't funny, my mind immediatly goes to the Yea Forums clown rape greentext and I burst out in laughter

I've heard the opposite.

this is unironically me

It's the other way around, people who get diddled as kids end up as pornstars, literal prostitutes, camwhores, flaming homos, etc.
Source: I live in Miami and know a lot of homos and camwhores

i liked broccoli as a kid and as an adult

>You must like the same farty sulfur vegetable as me or else it doesn't count

>Always liked broccoli
>Raw, cooked, cream of broccoli soup, you name it
>Every kid show growing up said I shouldn't

It was a weird feeling.

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Post it

Same. I think it's 'cause burgerstanians don't know how to prepare it, so people have it bad once and they give it up.

>Armpitfags
>Stencil a couple hairs on someone elses picture
>That's enough for them to fap

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Based

They don't cook it any differently than in Europe, some people can just taste the bitter and sulfur compounds more strongly, so it tastes bad and farty for them.

brussel sprouts have to be cooked right or they taste/smell like literal death

I just don't like broccoli

I like asparagus cus it gives me the stinky pee. Haha

No one and I mean NO one hates broccoli.

Don't bully user!

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I'm going to kill you now hacked your IP prepare to have your throat slit while you sleep in your bed

I remember, who knows where it went. I do remember the guy was a fat numale faggot with an ironic beard.

Hmmm. I don't know then. As an American kid, my mom made broccoli, and I loved it, but if I ever went to a friend's house and their mom made broccoli, it usually was pretty bad.

M8 I'm american and the one guy I know from the UK won't eat anything unless it's brown

Always was confusing to me too.

So tell us about your relationship with your uncle.

Maybe the secret ingredient your mom used was love

They've never had good brocc. Everyone tries to boil them like retards. You get better flavor and more nutrients out of roasting them in oil.

I just think of every prison movie with a good prison shower scene.

show me one vegetable that will give me something fruit or meat cant

I strongly doubt something that tastes like bitter sulfur is gonna taste better if you burn it.

Broccoli is fucking tasty, only faggots dislike it

El americano only eats vegetables if they've been caramelized in corn syrup or pickled, canned or frozen.

The only vegetables that regularly get botched here seems to be zucchini, eggplant and mushrooms. So many people made them tough, rubbery messes I generally avoid them unless I trust the cook.

The only vegetable I really, actively dislike is celery. The only way I can stomach it is ants on a log.

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>the Yea Forums clown rape greentext
Could have just said clown rape greentext you underage newfag

Why do you give a fuck how I call it?

requires real effort to take something as inherently funny as rape and make it that boring

Nothing can replace the amazing flavor onion imparts into sauces and various foods.

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No, every supermarket here has a huge fresh plant section.

I was molested and the thought of having sex is faintly repulsive to me. I've done it for other people's sake but I don't enjoy it and I have to disconnect entirely from the experience. It sucks but I'm sure other people have different reactions.

Nutrition or flavor wise?

I am rn typing this on a minecraft web display, I can not lie about this shit. Not even on 4chanEo

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Which el ogro takes into it's lair and overcooks and deep fries in bacon grease before it's palatable to it.

Absolutely never heard of anyone frying broccoli.

even worse than a phoneposter