Crash Team Racing Thread

To the person asking for Ami's voice: youtu.be/0Lih2BXsxgY?t=302

>They're basically just updates
what about the cosmetics you can only get during the events?

apparently theres a vid of Ami
can someone post it ?

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Before sonicfags come in and start bawwing
No Microtransactions, no Time-gated content:

screenrant.com/crash-team-racing-microtransactions-gameplay-presentation-e3-2019/
twitter.com/Kh3O/status/1138598823142535168

More like play to win. You get shit from doing the game.

>m-muh 30 fps
begone, sonicfag, your game is trash in comparison, come to terms with it or leave the thread

>lootboxes

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If you don’t get it then goes to the pit stop so if they don’t do the grand prixs on pc it’ll just be in the pit stop from the start there are no limited time items

>ingame currency
and that can't be bought, right?

Where exactly? Do you have a link perhaps?

Brio Nina Kong

Here's the schedule:
blog.activision.com/crash-bandicoot/2019-06/Activision-at-E3-2019-Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Heres-What-You-Need-to-Know

No microtransactions, so no.

>raspy tomboy voice
noice

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>lootbox infested
user....

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Thanks friend.

>No microtransactions, so no.
Nice.
Hopefully there won't be too much grind for them.

Sonictard desperation reaches new heights.

I think even Activision know that putting micro transactions in a remake of a beloved game aimed at kids is a bad idea. They’re still a scummy company but they’re at least smart about it.

You are so so naive. Wumpacoins for dollars will be a thing. Karts with improved stats will be a thing. And you will all be forking over this extra money for 30fps

>lying
Shouldn't you be at camp, you insufferable little faggot?

>trying to put people in camps for telling the truth
/pol/ strikes again

>Karts with improved stats will be a thing
Karts don't even have stats

>30FPS
>Censored Bandiboobs
>Lootboxes
>Pay-to-win
Why do people like this game?

seethe

>Brio
>Cortex Henchman
>Crash Mascot

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Who cares
They are in what more do you want?
Nope
Nope

Nice bait friend, take this (You)

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holy hell, she can pin me down and call me her plaything any day

If they put Mascot Crash in I'm buying this game twice.

>who cares
Anyone who demands more from their gaming companies
>They are in, what more do you want?
I want people to not support blatant censorship and remain true to artistic visions.
>Nope
Brainlet
>Nope
Brainlet

>Brainlet
nice source

Championship bikes
Velos Championship bike
Characters:
>Emperor velo
>Nina Cortex
>Brio
>Koala
>Moe
>Evil Coco and Evil Crash
>yaya panda
>Rilla Roo
Skins:
>Coco Cortex
>Bike Crash
>Police sheriff Cortex
>Red haired Nina from Ninas school

To make people really lose their shit?
A completely remade CNK campaign, with new cut scenes

How is everyone feeling about the new track? I'm a little bit lukewarm on it, but I think it's because all the footage has nobody drifting at all or taking any shortcuts.

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where is the censorship?

At this point, it doesn't seem unlikely. Why else would they hold Fake Velo for so long when they revealed all of the other CNK chars at once?

It's alright, layout's a little basic. The jungle track (there's a shot of the trophy girls racing on it) looks like it'll be better

>remain true to artistic visions.
ND's? Crash hasn't done that since Nitro Kart anyway.

I hope Kempfer hasn't lost all his blood from his brain to his dick when T-girls were revealed.
We need more of his teases.

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Having just one wumpa crate on the map and the others being a randomized delivery by a lab assistant on the ramp between the pyramid and the city is a bit weird.

They have nerfed the trophy girls tits, renamed them some sort of fagot girlpower name 'Nitro Force', and put them in full body outfits. Blatant censorship.

Do you think they will add Velo's and Geeary's minions??

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>tranny voice
Dropped

I don't disagree, I think the shortcut at the start is too basic. I wish they had made the arabian market multiple tiers of height so you could pick upper or lower.
I'm hoping they do a bit of cleanup on it before release, but the prehistoric track looks fine so far.

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>alternate costumes are censorship when the original outfits have jiggle physics
Stop, you are an embarrassment.

Get laid ya fucking permavirgin

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oh you are right, you know what?

I'm gonna cancel my pre order

Based

>let’s the TNT blow up without trying to get it off
I’m literally seething

first they need to add the CNK bosses karts

Are you the same guy who screamed a dragon's horns were a different color?

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Why yes, I main N. Brio in Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled, how did you know?

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Come on, do some fucking research before you shit up the thread, they all have the og costumes.

>and put them in full body outfits
Those are just skins you mongol. Don't speak if you don't know shit.

wait why is everyone ITT so sure about PC? Did they announce something?

Oh god these threads never stop delivering

Fucking BASED

Do you have a blog or somewhere I can follow you? Love your work

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N-Sane Trilogy and Spyro made it to PC also

Absolutely BASED and Big Brainpilled

I swear they're showing off mediocre game-play on purpose? Maybe showing off a good player would set an unrealistic example for the mainstream audience.

>Did they announce something?
They announced the Sypro Reignited Trilogy for PC. This means both Crash and Spyro will have come to PC about a year after the initial release, so it's reasonable to expect the same to happen here

Out of Time got nerfed so badly. No driving up the clock, and no flesh eating worm things

Ah, right on cue, the SJW brigade is here. Meh, I'ma walk on outta dis thread. Get fucked :)

God bless the drawfags

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Where that stream at

Has there been Megumi gameplay yet?
Does she have a cute japanese accent?

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instead of driving up the clock, you drive through some kind of magic place
but im also bummed about the worms, track seems a bit empty without them

>no gimmick wall run
Good
>no worms
Fuck worms, their animation took ages. Man eater plants in papu pyramid are the gold standard

25 minutes to go

So why does Papu Papu have Uka Uka mask anyway? Doesn't seem like a bad guy.

They should've just kicked down the clock and make you drive it at a 45 degree or something

no Megumi yet, maybe in 20 Minutes, when they show some more footage

they made out of time a N-trophy track, it isn't alien anymore

Ladies and gentlemen....we got 'im.

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Where is the stream being played at?

Maybe a little linear, although I wonder how much of that is due to being inspired by Warped levels.

Being hungry makes you do bad things, user.

I guess this Sonicfag 'gotta go fast'

facebook for some reason
/E3Expo

mario-grant.tumblr.com/
Is a bit unnatended after the nsfw nuke.

There better be a Frankenbrio alt skin

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Imagine the leglocks.

Stream link?

8 more days of this gaping feeling

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>/pol/shittery
How are you even bringing this shit into a cartoon kart racer. Sort your life out

if you're against crash than you're against uka uka

>I invented being based you know

Absolutely based, Brio when?

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He's always been an antagonist

We do have the lewdstorageroom for the lewds.
God bless Newgrounds. It was there for us when we were kids and it's still here for us.
lewdstorageroom.newgrounds.com/

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Soonish

man, in all the hype it's easy to forget there's mirror mode for the tracks
MIRROR MODE
we basically get each track AGAIN, at least in terms of having a different experience with the layout

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Brio...had a hard life.

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He was a minor villain, the default is to affiliate him with the evil mask.
desu Komodo Joe technically isn't aligned with Uka Uka either since he was Brio's minion rather than Cortex's. Doesn't really matter too much.

Nice, thanks m8. Are you the same guy who does all the Nina art in these threads or am I confusing you with some other lad?

Both komodo bros and tiny were made prior to the events of crash 1, they just weren't used in that game.

you are right

Link to the stream?

fpbp
love ya user

it hurts my soul watching ppl playing like shit, they don't drift or let alone jump on slopes.

See

youtube.com/watch?v=kbB0ZTp703Q

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at least a year from now mate, let's hope it gets announced faster than that

Nash gameplay in Twilight Tour youtu.be/o3bqp8cz4P8

thanks

>nash
my negro

SJW FAGS LOVE CENSORSHIP IN GAMES AND MAKING AMI INTO A TRANNY! THEY ARE GOING TO PAY LOOTBOX PRICES FOR NERFED BANDITITS!

4:33
youtu.be/-vSNi_87Mo0?t=273

Who here leaking?

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Wtf that its not Billy West

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Keep crying.

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Shame Billy West didn't reprise his role

tfw someone takes your autistic copypasta from here and puts it on Reddit
Hey you stoners are alright. Thanks for letting them know

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>Enter E3 stream waiting for CTR gameplay
>It's some dumb indian girl talking with an accent with Facebook """""gaming"""""

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GAMING THIRD WORLDERS.

Woman with Aspergers confirmed for 4th Grand Prix

So your SJW lies have spread to SJW reddit. Good job SJW.

Flaseflaggers need to hang. We were having a great time until they showed up and started spewing their unwashed filth.

>took the filthy frank edit some guy did a few days ago
>300 upboats
t-thanks, lads

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>autism: the game becomes Yea Forumss indie of the year
Calling it now

>he stands on the cart
cute!

Not a bad voice for him but I still prefer his original CNK one.

I thought it was supposed to start at 1:45 EST, what the hell is this gaming citizen crap?

What the fuck is this shit? Who watches that? What does it have to do with video games?

>low income students
>of color
>Fuck whypipo

so Nina confirmed?

i think they started late a bit, just hang on

Same.

aight, it's just a bit annoying to sit through this new age crap

>CTR
>Indie
Wut

>showing all those hideous women
>they will announce Nina in a few moments
heh...these guys

Any Megumi gameplay yet?

>dorito pope is shilling some niggers and globalist corporation of facebook

Doesn't he have even basic moral spine?

I couldn't care less about those people
It's literally just an indian girl with an horrible accent, some misdiagnosed asperger girl and some mongrel that went to fucking uncle tom's "social gaming" enterprise to learn how to make shitty indie games with """""""""""people of color"""""""""""""""""

i think were guys are watching the wrong stream
on the facebook gaming one are talking about ctr

WHERE IS SHE BROS IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Go on Facebook Gaming lads.

this is the right link fellas

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>every single gameplay video is retards hitting walls and never powersliding
How awful.

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/videos/2233348666751011

They're showing the same thing as on YT

Thanks user

>trying every butchering edit of the link to post it
>still comes up as suspected spam

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>chad walks in

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Thanks. Activision's blog had the wrong link.

Some good gameplay for once
youtube.com/watch?v=o3bqp8cz4P8

THIS IS NOT THE UGLY GIRL I WANNA SEE!

hopefully soon

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The whole room have just become pregnant

GIVE CRASH A MICROPHONE

>Kikebook
I guess I will just wait for anons to post anything interesting here

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NINA CONFIRMED BOYS

That joke has been done before.

God this crash mascot is based

So when did you get sold on Nitro Fueled?
I was skeptical until I saw the trailer with all the CNK tracks. The first customization trailer made it a 9/10, and yesterday's reveals made it a 10.
youtube.com/watch?v=cuTM-G3nfgY

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crash can't read, but he can write
this is canon

>Hulkamania Cortex

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN

>Next, will wright on the future of gaming.
What the fuck. Is it the wrong stream?

see

FAVORITE TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me/17882634

MOST PLAYABLE TRACKS POLL: strawpoll.me/17841782

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guys, I want a drag kart for Ami, what is most like vid related? (giant bare engine, barebones kart and obnoxiously loud) youtube.com/watch?v=PKZlFBUjoXc

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Oh shit bros he's in!!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS STREAM

Facebookgaming/videos/2233348666751011

...

>What could they possibly give us that will make our dicks harder than they already are?
Naked Bandicoot skins.

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Seal of Approval: CONFIRMED

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It was a day one Buy since I was satisfied with reliving the glory/pain days of Crash and Spyro Trilogies and each has only gotten better and better.

>looks like a tranny
>sounds like a tranny

Adding Crash Tag Team Racing content boys, we're getting it all.

TAG TEAM CONFIRMED

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>BRINGING THE CHARACTERS FROM TAG TEAM RACING

Nina is confirmed basically, he literally confirmed all tag team racing characters are coming in

THEY SAID IT!
HE'S IN!

Ill get it on PC, unless of course that version cant get past 30 fps either.

BESTNOX HOLY SHIT
CTTR content getting ported

Tag Team Racing characters confirmed for post-release content.

do you think they'll show new content or will it just be a recap of the season stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

HE'S IN BOYS!

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Canadian Guy eh?'s footage, Nash player does the shortcut thrice and wins hard. I loved Thunderstruck more, it's like the lovechild of Tiny's arena and hot air skyway; but more brutal than both. what can I say, I'm a sucker for rough riding.

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EVERYBODY'S (gonna be) HERE!

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Wait a minute, is that Jiyuna playing?

They all made it!

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>cockblocked from hyper spaceway
feels bad, man

>"Hyper Spaceway sounds cool"
STOP TEASING ME

>He's leaving
NOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHG COME BACK

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>out of time is great
fuck mane

They didn't even have him mic'd up, what a waste

DID HE JUST SAY NINA CORTEX?!

Crash costume guy.

He said Neo Cortexes

actually obsessed

What is this dude talking about

The host cannot grasp that the developer said that characters and tracks are from "Tag Team Racing" and that there's no actual tag team racing mode.

>host hears there's gonna be Tag Team Racing content
>dev clarifies that it's just the maps and not the mechanic
>5mins later
>'It'll be interesting to see what characters people team up with'

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Oxide Station FUCK YES

since the furry dices showed up

>they don't know fucking N Gin

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I want to fuck a bandicoot, bros.

>OXIDE STATION

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The guy playing him is Jiyuna who's 100% an FGC guy who lives in Japan. Not really surprising.

>space part in oxide station isnt in space anymore
lame.

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>game already jampacked with content
>EVEN MORE TO COME
>IT'S ALL FREE
i don't think we deserve Beenox

get in the line
half of Yea Forums was lusting after ami yesterday

Daily reminder that Nash is literally /ourshark/.

It is such a relief to see these old tracks be given more color.

Seriously. Why the fuck can't Activision find one player out there that has actually played a Crash game before?

Guys what the fuck is going on. Video games are supposed to have bare minimum content and gameplay which you have to pay through the nose to get a little bit more, not the other way around.

we got anything on Ami's voice? some guy said he posted it but that was all Tawna?

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They seem committed to not showing Hyper spaceway. What secrets is it hiding?

>barely one like and retweet for each one

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she's been in a few clips, rough tomboy voice. Liz is british, and isabella is italianm

>storing boosts
USF CONFIRMED

They're hiding CNK adventure mode I swear to god they still haven't shown fake velo

its only for a short moment you can hear her voice, listen closely

CNK Adventure Mode

>UGLY
Did he see them in the original? Their eyes took up 80% of their heads.

How rough? Rainbow Dash tier bad? (sorry for the comparisson, I had nothing)

see

I never watched pastel horses, but I'll try and find a timestamp for you

>Rainbow Dash tier bad
Applejack best.

Wait, is Pasadena confirmed in? Base or DLC?

Every time i say "Fuck game devs" in my heart ill say with warmth and love "Except Beenox"

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coo, thanks.

I've only heard a line or two from footage posted. I don't think there is any video of her yet.
Have some Liz instead. Yes, I know it's the obnoxious leaf retard.
youtube.com/watch?v=OjfNAGcaLN0

sounds like DLC

So was that it? Is it worth staying in the facebook page or should I now purge my browser history?

someone already posted it here wait for her to get passed, you can hear Ami as she goes by

youtu.be/zR0MEG1QERI?t=303

based von fuhrer clutch

purge your cookies too

there's a stream later, although it's not on cancerbook

Let's get a better idea which system Yea Forums will be playing on: strawpoll.me/18155279

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timestamps seem to get lost in embed, try posting the number and I'll go there manually?

Guys, i'm scared now.
How do fuck is activision of all companies this based?

Now we wait for the Gamespot stream.

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Works on my machine, but go to 5:02.

5:03

5:00 you could also just open the link you spaz

The game is censored anyway.

waiting for pc

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holy shit, bless you user

>no ''wait for PC'' option

yeah, pollguy her,e your poll is BAD.

Thanks, and owh.. that's right, the link got t=x.xx rite?

pic, made it as joke but it came true kek. It's aobut ideologies, not the products perse.

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Have we seen Switch Gameplay? It's 30fps on all consoles anyways so might as well know what I'm dealing with before getting it.

I'm thinking Switch, because online is way cheaper.

Twilight tour seems alright.
I have seen at least three shortcuts in these videos so far.

what's the ingame explanation for the skybox shifts?

Just seeing how well they are handling this remake makes me excited for a new Crash platformer, if they ever decide to make one. I have a feeling they could make one as good as Crash 2

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What's the best version of wrath of cortex anons?
I don't want to be left with a shit version

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I updated the poll to include waiting for PC. Didn't think people wanted that option: strawpoll.me/18155426

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All I can think of is that Crash Warped had both night and day versions of the Egyptian and Arabian levels. Visual interest is probably the biggest driver here.

The game is shit so there is no helping you with that

They're all shit, don't bother.

>old game is more interesting that any of new shit coming out this games
wew first gameplay I saw since playing CTR like 15 years ago and it looks like a good game

XBox had the lowest load times if I recall.

Shes on the way!

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>The single person getting it on Xbone
Where are you user, show yourself

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yeah, better than I expected from the ''lel tranny'' posters. No too flattering, but her muscles are fucking hot IMO. still my fave.

can you handle ugly, plastic Visuals and sudden offscreen enemies rushing in for the kill? (underwater level bad) if so, try it out on PS2?

>Tawna supposedly left crash for Pinstripe
>but she gets Aku-Aku as a shield and is still wearing her crash t-shirt
What does this mean for future crash games?

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But anons, it's the only crash game i don't remember. I need to finish it for completion sake. Help me out

Thanks

>she is cheating on both Crash and Pinstripe
what a fucking whore

She swings both ways

And now with this one screen of barin ruins, we have oficially seen every track from CTR and CNK in the remake

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The best is the Xbox version, which happens to be the only one that cannot be emulated. The next best thing is the Greatest Hits PS2 version. Avoid the original PS2 version (VERY long load times) and the Gamecube version (hideous graphics).

Anyone saying that Ami sounds like a tranny has never heard a tranny before. I've heard actual girls with raspier voices than that.

Retcon

Maybe they got back together. The Bandicoot family keeps growing.

It reminds me of changing stages in Sonic Transformed.
F

That game is just awful whichever version you play.

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Considering she's coming out with the trophy girls and they all have matching moto racing skins, I'm guessing the official explanation is that she went travelling and ended up forming the Nitro Squad (Trophy Girls' new name) as an international racing team.

Beenox knows.
Tawna wants her cake and to eat it too.

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>preordered at local shop
>realize that it's a phyisical copy and needs to be delivered
>ask them how they're handling shipping and if I can expect it on release day
>"Hi mr. user, you should be getting your game on the 26th."
I'm going to fucking kill myself, should've just ordered on ps store

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CTR takes place outside of the normal canon so anything goes.

Nope.
CTR is a direct sequel to CB3.

Can't you just pick it up in store?

Looks alright I guess, not too much of a drastic change from the original.

It's absurd how despite the much higher polygon count, WoC character models were much worse than the PS1 games. Thankfully, they fixed this in subsequent games, CNK looked immensely better.

Her voice reminds me of Jennifer Tilly

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no, they seem to be fucking incompetent regarding that, even if they have multiple shops around the city and even in my town.
Still they only offered normal delivery

He presumably means delivered to the store for pickup, not delivered to his house.

Not this version though.

Fucking cancel it
It's not worth it, those extra days will be the worst days of your life

Ami's voice is hot.

Hopefully we'll see more of her and Crash.

What are the accents of the bandicoot girls?

Where's that guy who would eat his CTR disc if Tawna was in Nitro Fueled?

>tfw i never played the original so everything in this game is new to me

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I already cancelled it like 2 times because their site was garbage and needs to be cancelled by sending a support email, now I just feel embarrassed
no, it's to the house. They don't offer pickups at their store, for whatever retarded reason

eggmains btfo

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everything about ami is hot

Literally only one of those is true

DAME DAME

I think Liz is British, Isabella is Italian, and Ami is American.

Boy, you're in for a trip.

Honestly I think I would be overwhelmed by the sheer amout of content if I didn't know half of it by heart.

Good question

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If you like tranny furrys sure.

>*STILL* nothing on Megumi's voice.

Liz is English, Isabella is Russian, Ami seems to be American, Megumi is probably Japanese but hard to tell from the one video where she's barely audible.

>Ami = tomboy American
>Liz = Literally a "You avin' a laff" Brit
Megumi = ??? But I hope she speaks full Japanese or broken English
>Isabella = Slav or Italian depending on which autist you ask. We'll just say a general foreign European accent for now.

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Wait, PC version was confirmed?

I really am, especially since I don't have much experience in kart racers at all. I'm going to be so shit when I start lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nke4W9dr3aM
You can briefly hear her twice in this. Not much to go on though.

Please don't bully the quadriplegic

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Nope, not confirmed
People are just assuming 'cause both Crash Remake and Spyro Remake got launched on PC after a year of launch

...

No but Spyro got a steam page yesterday so it's pretty safe to assume CTR is coming to PC next year.

Year after the console release it would seem.

Oh slick I can finally play that Spyro shit now

>strawpoll.me/18155279
so many switch users

>Master of time
>make time puns
>Master of hypnotism
>make egg puns
madman

I'm trying to find a way to eat the disk without ripping my digestive tract to pieces. I was originally going to break the disk and then blend it into fine powder, but I'm not sure what damage that would do to my insides.

I was really fucking sure Tawna was too 'problematic' to be added to the roster, and when it seemed that the trophy girls were being left out it was a sure sign to me that Tawna was definitely not going to star. I'm sure whatever governs the cosmos wants me dead.

Good art by the way.

I want, no, i demand Megumi to have a genki anime girl voice!

>t. has never been with a woman in his life

Watch them combine the Chinese Wall with Spyro themes for the Spyro track.

Tawna's "oh really?~" feels a bit out of place tea bee aych

what do eggs have to do with hypnotism

Don't do it man. It's not worth ventilating your large intestine because of some randos on Yea Forums

Sure I have user. I just don't like "Women"

Whichever way you do it you'll be fucking dead.
You will either rip your guts or get a blood clout from the disc dust.
Just print the the disc on paper and eat it that way.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Congrats, user. I hope you have a great time. CTR is game that gets exponentially more fun as you build your skills.

>strawpoll.me/18155279
glad there are a lot of switchfags. I thought I was going to get left out of the Yea Forums lobbies

they're hypnotisingly tasty

Tranny falseflagger

Why would you fucking admit it? Yea Forums is anonymous. No one would ever know it was you. The person who was going to eat the disk can be some imaginary unreal hate sink.

why would tawna have been too problematic for ctr when she was literally just in the n.sane trilogy...
seems like a ridiculous hill to die on, my dude

How many tracks are there?

I think her voice actress is this girl.
youtube.com/watch?v=pTeYbFgV-lI

I lost count

You will never be a woman. No go back to wanking over Ami's bulge.

18 CTR + 13 CNK + 2 Bonus (+ Retro Stadium for PS4)

31 at launch and 1 new track per Grand Prix

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>Good art by the way.
Thought it was pretty funny, it's not mine though. As a Tawnafag you baited a lot, don't actually eat your disk user.

Bandisluts were so heavily censored that you shouldn't have to eat it anyway user. They are not the trophy girls. They are gurlpowah Nitroforce now!

Would it ruin the launch of CTR if I died trying to eat the disk of the original game because he bet a bunch of anonymous people on the internet that their favourite large breasted bandicoot was not going to star in a kart racing game.

It'd make for an interesting headline.

I'm really surprised big velo and the iconic bikes aren't confirmed yet, what are Beenox planning?

Cut out a picture of the disc with the hole in the middle and eat it that way.

I hope you don't gamble

Why the hell would you do it? For a bunch of fuckers on Yea Forums who wouldnt care anyways? Not worth it mate.

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Quit projecting sweaty

>Retard eats the disk. Dies.
Not that interesting user

Just wimp out and claim since they are DLC, it doesn't count. Not worth risking your life over an anonymous shitpost about a video game.

CTR is better than any Mario Kart desu.

Where is the next stream and when?

Did someone screencap the Meteor Gorge icon?

i hope the facebook stream is uploaded somewhere, since the activision page was wrong and directed half of us to the wrong fucking place to some dumb ass interview with a bunch of pricks

Damn impressive

Has there ever been a better comeback story? Lizfags have always gotten the short end of the stick from the fanbase, but now she is clearly the best girl. I just wish she wasn't turning.

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grind to powder and stir it into tomato soup
done it plenty of times

sonicfags in overdrive after seeing oxide station

3 hours from now, gamespot E3. That one should at least be on youtube.

Give your disc away to a random boomer. Saves your guts and comes to the same thing in the end.

Beenox went all out for this. Damn impressive.

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they said on the facebook stream just before that the character stats are more closely balanced and thus shouldn't really matter too much. if you're good at the game you should be able to dominate no matter what stats you're using

I think you meant to post Ami

This
Just eat some paper with Tawna's face on it

Based Liz

Is it just me, or does the Grand Prix sound like a Fortnite Battle Pass?

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I just don't like how handling characters feel. They almost turn too well for most situations, as I prefer the wider radius of the acceleration class. Now if the USF buff rumors are true, the handling class may get the last laugh.

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I mean, yeah
It's basically a Fortnite Battle Pass but free every season

>handling

worst stats man.

The women the trophy girls got based on, still active? as Ami and Liz are American, so if you waifu them expect to pick up their cholesterol medicine each weekend.

Toxic AND a classic. don't.

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I want Liz to fuck me!

>but free every season
>In an Activision game
I have a really hard time believing that.

>but free
You idiots will believe anything
It is online only, so you have to pay your Sony Overlords for that privilege to begin with, like a cuck.

Only speed wins races though, other stats on a vehicle IRL too, are fluff.

I'll be playing it on pc.
Thanks for beta testing, i guess?

Based and goldmariopilled

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(you)
Not online only, not sony exclusive

DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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Ami lives a healthy life. Loadsa liftin' and loadsa eatin'

Nah. You'll be forgiven, everyone is just happy we got Tawna. Save your guts and let's all enjoy probably the best remake ever!

Based Ami Fag

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Only on tracks like Crash Cove, Roo's Tubes, and Coco Park does speed have an advantage. Speed sucks on tracks like Cortex Castle and Dragon Mines.

Wasn't the original super popular when it came out? I remember it being one of those games that everyone played. So why is it that almost EVERY single gameplay video features a tard who doesn't even know how to drift or boost?

God I wish that was me.

>sonicfags so BTFO that they have to invent reasons why CTR is bad

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Remember that Ami is buff tomboy wrench wench that will crush your dick with a bicepjob.

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what if I told you, you can be muscular but have chalked veins and sky high cholesterol? Eating healthy in the USA is hard, unless you're okay with Dioxin veggies?

What can I do to earn my redemption?

Where is the bulge?

Trannies don't sound like that anyway. They have more Manish voices

Will Pasadena make it in, bros?

>buff tomboy
Uhm, I think you mean a delusional man.

hopefull not, nobody likes her unironically. will rape crash.

>Switch in the lead

It genuinely baffles me that so many are going to buy the blatantly inferior version. Novelty of portability aside, I just don't get the point.

Get a cardboard disc for the fallout experience.

what's inferior about it?

Portability is a strong factor, as well as the fact the switch comes with 2 controllers out of the box.

I'm getting both switch and ps4 because I want to have the switch for tabletop and portable. The PSX version runs like dogshit on the switch.

I hope so just for the fact we'll get the Larxene opossum voice back. Nitro Fueled will have Axel, Larxene, and Ansem the Wise if that happens.

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>B-But Sony is better
>I like paying to play online
>Let me just buy Wumpacoins bro
How did gamers get so cucked?

Runs at a lower resolution, less visual detail than the other versions. PS4 is getting an exclusive (shitty) track.

I don't want to play for Playstation online when I wouldn't use it for any other game, at least I could play Smash online if I get it on the Switch

There are some slight graphics downgrades, but nothing severe at all. It looks 95% as good. I never bothered with buying a PS4, because I would only play Crash on it, so it's Switch for me.

This makes me question my hatred of furries

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If I were you I wouldn't do it. You better live as a coward than die from doing stupid shit. I don't think anyone here were really expecting you to really eat a fucking disc anyways. But it's funny you got BTFO'd so bad by Beenox.

unless there's a framerate difference who cares

*pay for

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I travel a lot, and the downgrades don't bother me.

>B-but... but I have to pay
Poorfags fuck off. Paying for online is fine, lootboxes are fine.

PC will be the best version once it comes out. Switch at least has the whole portability meme going for it.

you can enjoy cute characters while dodging the cesspool that is furry shit, most of us do

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just join the ride

(you)

>leave Xehanort to me

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Who's behind them?

(You)

See this post everyone?
We need to make it happen.

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The Switch seems like a console that would appeal to people that enjoy kart racing games in general more than the PS4 imo.

Don't do it, but if you must.
>Show disc
>Camera trick a less good black backed disk into a blender
>Blend
>camera trick, replace blended up disk with blended up licorice or some shit
> make into a smoothie
>drink
The effort that went into the editing would make it just as worth it imo

She's a girl. Girls don't have bulges.

They confirmed on the Facebook stream that cttr characters will be coming later.

youtube.com/watch?v=hOrWqYlLgV4

Youtube video of oxide station

Were more characters confirmed?

But its not coming out on PC, so I have to buy the inferior version

Imagine paying twice for the priviledge of using your existing internet connection for p2p.

Activision guy said that CTTR stuff including tracks and chars will come later in grand prix.

I can't believe Tawna sent nudes to minors

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Big Norm

fuck off

Imagine not making enough money to buy trivial entertainment things

the activision rep said they have plans to bring content in from CTTR including characters, karts and tracks (with modifications)

>3 Uka-Uka masks in a row
hot damn...

>Turning
Actually triggered. I FUCKING love the Liz redesign as in, I want to cum inside her, if you catch my drift. I would exclusively play as her if she had acceleration stats. I'm actually heartbroken. If only she and Isabella could switch stats.

They said that their plans for future Grand Prix was to add Tag Team Racing content, so thats a soft confirm on Nina, Pasadena, and Von Clutch. And that other one.

I make plenty of money from a cushy network administration job but I'm not a retard that pays for a literal nothing service.

Just play what you like you fucking cuck. Skill trumps stats

>reset at 1:05
RIP fun. Hopefully they patch that shit to not reset you.

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I’m about to burn ze bandicoots.

I don't like the way turning/speed characters feel. Acceleration and all-rounder are the only options (and out of these two I greatly prefer acceleration).

>PAY-TO-PLAY
Well, yeah. You DO have to buy the game to play it.
Fucking idiot.

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I already have switch online cause smash. I don't have PS+ and getting it for one game is kinda dumb. Ultimately want it on PC so I'll be double dipping.

Yea Forums are nintendo fanboy idiots to the core, so they are always gonna play the inferior version of the game when it's availalble on nintendo platforms. You are gonna be surprised how many of those retards is gonna buy and play the witcher 3 on nintendo switch™ for the first time.

as a huge Mario Kart fag, I agree. CTR is a lot more fun.

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What is the exact time for the gamespot stream?

3PM PDT, 6PM ET

>Crashfags admitting that their game is pay-to-play now
Ohnonononononono

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Everybody is here
just wait for a new Season

Appreciated. Thanks.

At least its not Pay-to-NOT-play like TSR where there are no players to play with.

>Sonicfags laughing at us because we have to pay ONCE for a game
Are you sure we're talking about the same game here? Also, the DLC is free, so nanny-nanny-pootis.

And how much does TSR cost?

I'm confused. I think It looks great, but the jump sections are shorter? In the original you could almost feel the gravity in those jumps.

who?

Do you know how money works?
You Sonic retards know how money works i assume
You need to pay a certain amount of money that you earn by working (i don't know if sonic fans know what this is either) to buy a game and play it
Or you telling me you pirate all of your games?
I'm so confused

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>there is a chance for an obscure character Prix that has Yaya Panda and Viscount

don't forget, Sonic isn't even getting any DLC.

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>first result on google for "trophy girls ctr" is two separate outrage rags, one for vidya one for comics, complaining about how those dirty SJWs cut the trophy girls from the game

fuckin' god dude

>already 4 replies taking this post seriously
Has everyone here gone so fucking insane that they can't recognize a joke when they see one?
Have the idiots finally taking over after retards kept pretending to be retarded without stopping?

Is the content from CTTR coming to CTR real like someone said? Did they reveal anything at all in the first stream? When's the last one?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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guys, which kart has the mostp owerful, LOUDEST engine? I am of the belief speed wins races and other stats are for bad drivers. Cortex? It has a giant V2, exposed.

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Well, there are so many people that legit act like that, that eventually it becomes hard to tell apart who has legit brain damage and who's just trolling.

It's all just for clicks user. Always remember that even with how shit this place is, the rest of the internet is worse

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But trophy girls aren't in the game user. Tranny power, Gurl Power Nitroforce is.

The first stream they showed Penta. The stream today they said CTTR content will be coming with grand prix. Last stream is tomorrow on twitch, 11AM PDT/2PM EDT

A disaster gone wrong can be hilarious, but a terrible comedy is called a tragedy.
STR and all of its shitposters fall into the tragedy bin and deserve euthanasia.

The whole track had reduced gravity, doesn't seem to be the case here but I can't be sure until I play it. One of the big jumps has USF now so you go faster in the air.

you got any facts to back that up?

In the original, Tiny, Dingodile, and I think Pinstripe were Speed. I always liked Tiny the best out of them.

I was actually mistaken. They said his name on stream, though I forgot what it is. He's still an FGC guy though, but I think he was a Smash player.

I hope CTRNF actually does well, because I feel Nintendo has grown incredibly complacent with Mario Kart. Look at MK8's Wii U debut with zero battle arenas.
>reusing the racetracks for battle stages
>less battle modes than Double Dash
>less single player modes than MKDS
>a pathetic roster missing many fan favorites, but filler like babies and 4 Marios and Peaches.
>Continually dulled and dumbed-down mechanics, and a huge shift towards RNG determining race outcomes. 3rd-10th place is a total crabs in a bucket situation.
>Little to no costumes or colors. We finally got colored Shy Guys and Yoshis after the first DLC pack. Shit like a Cpt. Toad costume would be so easy to implement.
Nintendo needs a fire under their butt, and CTR looks to be the game to do it.

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aren't trophy girls literally in on every console besides PS4

there's still one more stream today at 3PM PDT/6PM EDT

Nitro Team Racing
NTR for short

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I know, Tiny was my main, but, I mean KART. Visuals, audio, design. you know. The N. Trance karts Always struck me as toys were Cortex struck me as most overpowered. Oxide is just space magic.

No, they are censored racers now.

Pinstripe was the same as Coco and N.Gin
N.Tropy and Papu were Speed like tiny and Dingo

Nash Team Racing

>trannies are 0.001% of the worlds population
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a tranny
Trannies living in your head rent free.

>strawpoll.me/18155279
I don't like how close PS4 and Switch are. I have no one IRL who will be interested in this game, so I want to be sure I get it on the platform Yea Forums will be doing its lobbies on, but it's really not looking like there'll be a consensus before it releases.

Hmm. I thought Joe was acceleration. Shows what I know.

Easy, I don't own a PS4, as long as it dosen't have framedrops im getting it on switch

Kek these guys look pretty stupid now.

Ami is literally a Tranny now user

Bonus if, they do this face in the thumbnail.