Who are the other childhood hero choices going to be?

if you think this is even remotely true you are too far gone, who fucking cares about celebrity bs. if theres stats involved thats where people will go if nothing else.

You're forgetting the casual audience. Do you think most of the people there at e3 gives an actual fuck about stats. They gonna see Keanu's face and they gonna select it no matter what.

>if theres stats involved thats where people will go if nothing else.
Sure, on replays after you've already done your first run. Replays that the majority wont do.

Other characters from the tabletop game.

When was the last time you talked to a real human being outside man? Normies are obsessed with celebrities and I personally know a couple that are getting the game solely based of his appearance in it

Based.

I listen to their podcast every day

Each childhood hero will probably be some kind of real life celebrity to give player the same feeling that NPCs of Cyberpunk 2077 world feel about those in game celebrities for immersion purposes.

Johnny Depp and Nicholas Cage unironically

Lady Gaga is one of them

You dumb morherfuckers are repeating this shit about childhood heroes so much that you will accept it as fact and complain when it doesnt happen

yes please

Weird Al would be kino as fuck

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some other zoomer bait celebrities

Oh fuck, yes please

Unironically

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>everyone swears and gets progressively more vulgar
>Holo-Al makes tacky puns and nonstop silly songs, hardly ever swearing unless it fits the joke
>he recharges with Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches

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Hideo Kojima will be Saburo Arasaka

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Please be fucking real

How? All three options are men. I would rather see Kanye as Morgan Blackhand.

Nah I'll play as a corporate lapdog while sucking on merediths oversized clit.

Jason Statham

OH NO NO NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
BUG SAVE ME

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>Wired Al Yankovic

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FUCK I WANT IT

>Johnny Depp
No
>Nicolas Cage
Fuck yes

Oh yes I want this.

MORE CYBERPUNK DETAILS
ca.ign.com/articles/2019/06/11/cyberpunk-2077-new-cdpr-interview
>no straight male romance
>night time only in cinematics, in gameplay its permanent sunny weather daytime
>driving vehicles only during the missions, fast travel during free roam
>most of the budget spent on e-celebrities, there are at least 4 more reveals
>chosing straight white male V gives bad ending
>there are trans people in the game, you can't kill them though(V holsters his weapon when you try to shoot them)
>you cant spend money in the game
>there is a "heroic game journalist" character, xir was a part of closed e3 demo
>they announced Yong Yea to play a major role in the story as a voice actor(same salary as Kenau)
>Marcin Iwinski came out as trans during the presentation
>there are 5 body mods in game, the rest will be available as paid dlc
>they just installed dilation station at CDPR heqdquaters

Do you seriously have nothing better to do

Brad Pitt
Dicaprio
Arnold
Stallone
Bruce Willis
Will Smith

I bet one will be Kanye West

I'd like that.

>Guys who brought us Rutger Hauer kino with Observer are making the Blair Witch game
Fuck I hope it's good, and I don't even like Blair Witch outside of the cool method they made it.

And why cd projekt should bother about that? It's not an online game so the build the casuals will choose doesn't really matter

Boomer kino

Adolph Hitler.

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>Oh myyy, samuraaiii~

>Wired Al Yankovic
Would be unironically fantastic.

What is the name of that black guy? I am sure I know him, but I can't remember his name.

they're not going to cast a black guy as someone named blackhand

Morpheus

Fun fact: Blackhand was one of Pondsmith's own PCs.

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Lorenzo Fishstick

I ONLY PICK KEANU

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fuck off lorelet, Morgan Blackhand is a white man. created by Mike Pondsmith himself as his personal player character

What if Keanu is all of them, but he just has different cybernetics?
Could he pull off Arasaka since he's part asian?

Cdpr confirmed he lines inside your head and will be with your all all throughout the game. It’s why he appears like a hologram

I mean whoever they cast as the other childhood heroes they better be fucking huge names also, otherwise everyone will just pick Keanu.

Dunno if he's old enough to pull off Arasaka.
Dude was 101 in 2020 and was a WW2 vet.

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If that's the case I think it would be cool if Mike Pondsmith himself play Blackhand in the game. But of course there is the problem, that Mike might turn out to not be a good actor.

Young Kurt Russell would be a great match for Blackhand

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I'm pretty sure the presence of Kurt Russel could enhance almost any video game, to be fair.

Takei is a dogshit actor and he wouldn't take the role seriously.

If Morgan Blackhand was a white guy and Saburo Arasaka a Japanese, it's safw to say that almoat everyone would pick Keanu, unless they blackwash Morgan and make him Yeezy.

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Why do people keep talking about Kanye? I get that he's following the 2077 Twitter page but is that really all you're basing this on?

terrible shitpost

no cute girls as childhoof heroes?

zoomers are obsessed with kanye because they have shit taste in music. the number 1 way to know if someone is underage is if they mention kanye

if they have keanu nothing is out of their reach

CyberGoose

old kanye is good

Kanye and Retardi B

this could work and fit in very well in cyberpunk.

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gold digger is unironically his only good song. he is an over rated hack with ghost writers and ghost producers

Would be great but as you say he might not be a great actor. At least we know that he's a good singer.
youtube.com/watch?v=D5p8YhhaVlA&list=PLZ3GeijUxGio1EGIDFHpN-k7HrWVR5OHM

You know, i never say this kind of thing, but please kill yourself you disgusting faggot weaboo. VocalAIDS is literally the worst kind of garbage.

Brianna Wu and LeBron James

I want Kevin Costner to be in it haha.
Most of my favorite movies as a kid were his stuff.

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>in cyberpunk 2077 Satania became a symbol for anti-capitalism after she became the icon that eventually brought down Apple, one of the first hyper capitalistic corporations, bent on unethical practices.

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Silvester should play blackhand

satania in cp2077
>plis be real

roaylties for a side character in an anime is probably a pittance when compared to Keanu reeves. Plis do it cdpr, you clearly have the money for it.

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Jensen Ackles for Morgan Blackhand.
Kenji Ohba for Saburo Arasaka.

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Al Yankovic's version of gold Digger is better.

based

>created by Mike Pondsmith himself as his personal player character
I mean, being made by Mike Pondsmith gives some decent grounds to do a raceswap.
Not saying it'll happen, I'm just saying that's a poor argument of choice.

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and Satania for Satania

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Larry Fish

Assuming the other childhood heroes even get the same treatment, they've blown their load already with Keanu. You'd need celebrities of the same caliber for the others, too.

>cyberpunk 2077
>has multiple celebrities

This is boring. I wish devs would stop putting celebs into their game.

imagine the memes...

Arnold, Wesley Snipes?

Please

EXTRA EXTRA!
THIS JUST IN!
BILL MURRAY WILL PLAY YOUR WACKY SIDEKICK IN CYBERPUNK 20177™

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>you died on your last mission
>system reboots...
>you hear: aaaaaaaaaaahahaha
>ahaahahaaaaa
>ahahaha
>satania enters into frame
>she says: you pleb, you died again. You clearly haven't got the skill to be my minion.

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reddit al yankovic

zooom

If they're going for actual hero tier the gook's gotta be on the same level as Jackie Chan or at least Jet Li.
I don't see them getting Arnold, though that'd be the killer.

Bill is dead user..

kinda looks like dan

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no, let john wick be john wick, let cyberpunk be cyberpunk, keanu can play more than one character you know?

CYBER 9/11 CYBER GREY MAN

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Aw look how hard it's trying to fit in

>Blackhand
Hugh Jackman
>Arasaka
Sonny Chiba

Excellent

Arasaka: James Hong
Morgan Blackhand:Lennie James

Screenshot this

Hugh Jackman is perfect for a gruff character

I would legitimately cum if I could play a game with Norm as the main character. The writing quality wouldn't even matter, everything that fucker says makes me laugh

they could probably hire her
myanimelist.net/people/22329/Naomi_Oozora

she even has the fangs

Satania in fully canon VA

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Dan looks like him you mean

HE'S IN

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Nicholas Cage

Lavrentii Ribajog

youtube.com/watch?v=OlU60vGRVHc
Man, that would absolutely wholesome.

it's like they're the same person.

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>Morgan Blackhand

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I want Arasaka to be an old ass traditional samurai movie type clan patriarch. Although if they're all cyberghosts they could cast a really young Japanese guy and say "It's what they looked like in their primes" or whatever

Sylvester Stallone, as a cop hopefully.

sho sho reddit
back to where you came from

Weird Al is a praying man
He never swears, not even in jest
He just implies it through silly boink sounds though, but never will a swear leave his mouth

>they announced Yong Yea to play a major role in the story as a voice actor(same salary as Kenau)
I actually believed you up until this point

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you said it as a joke but I would be totaly ok with this

Ken Watanabe would be a good middle ground.

Arasaka was still pretty old during his early corporate days, dude was a WW2 vet and lost an arm and an eye.

>Can't even say shoo right
I know you're trying. Eventually you'll learn to be yourself and not feel the need to fit in so hard

I can't belive you belived him even after the first line.

The only Blackhand that I need.

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nanomachines, son

>>they announced Yong Yea to play a major role in the story as a voice actor(same salary as Kenau)
>>Marcin Iwinski came out as trans during the presentation

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I think it depends on which childhood hero you choose in character creation but I could be wrong.

His dog.

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It doesn't matter. The other two are NOT major characters in the game. They didn't pay Keanu 10 million for him not to show up at all for 2/3 of the players.

>He can't die because he's already dead

Genius

the thread needs more of

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Also cringe

A game can have only one major character?
Who even started the stupid train of thought that only one out of three can have roles in the story?

Those are some scruffy fucking beards

I did, after skimming through a single IGN article about the demo. You don't need more when you have my IQ.

No-one has commented on how full-circle this is, given that Kurt Russell IS Snake Plissken, the primary template for Solid Snake.

I fucking hope so.

Imagine Satania NOT being in

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I want to see Sigourney Weaver as an evil CEO or as Morgan Blackhand

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>George "rapier than Spacey" Takei