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Gunstar Heroes, My sister sucked my dick and taught me how to masturbate. We were children so I don't really blame her, but she is being eaten by guilt.

you're a monster XD

Do you sometimes think back to that scenario when fapping?

don't reply to him anymore, user. he's going to think of you in his sick fantasies

For sure
Doesn't matter, the whole experience turned me into a big degenerate as well

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Are you a tranny?

final fantasy 7

I had a dog when I was 9 or 10 and he slept in my room. for a while things were normal but after a time he'd try to lick my pussy and I ended up letting him. It became a regular thing until he ran away.

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haha

Thank you.

I'm unironically not, just interested in knowing if such experiences really stick with people and have an impact on their psyche.

faggot

Any Monster Hunter game.

I have OCD and for almost 20 years now I have been popping and collecting my blackheads and putting them in a container that I keep stored in the back of my closet.

hotline miami

I don't really know who I am and I can't ever keep tabs on myself and the way I am. I know other people but if I ever have to describe myself I just don't ever know how. I never feel like I'm real, like I'm just walking through a dream or something. I still feel pain and shit but if I look in the mirror I don't identify with that person, and not in a tranny way, I think regardless of who or was or what I looked like I'd always feel this way

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You don't say this without posting a photo.

Dark Souls 1
I'm probably going to kill myself some time within the next year

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Lunar: Silver Star Story
Over the past 10 years ever since my little brother was 13, I've been making him more and more dependent on me. I've been taking care of most of his needs and have prevented him from making any friends or dating other girls. Because of this, he's become so socially inept that he can't hold a steady job or interact with people his age. Any work he gets is usually temporary. Pretty much all he's done for the past ten years is go to school or work and come back home to watch anime or play video games with me because I'm all he has in his life.

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Team Fortress 2

I'm really into furfag shit like games, art and even porn, but whenever I look at the community I get an immense feeling of disgust For myself.

Streets of Rage 2
I impregnated a girl last year and felt immense relief when she miscarried a month and a half later.
I didn't start the relationship back up, and no one in our friend group outside of us knows about it.

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I came dangerously close to molesting my baby sister when I was about 13. I had been molested myself by an older man a few years prior, and I had bottled up all that shit, and didn't realize how bad it was. I waited until she was asleep, planned on touching her and shit, but I only got as far as touching her forearm before I ran to my room and cried all night. Never ended up doing anything.

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FUCKING DON'T PLEASE

You too?

Where I put them before transferring them to the main container. I don't think I can't post that, it is too overwhelmingly embarrassing

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Honestly you lucked out
Hoping for a miscarriage ahead of time would've been a dick move but since it happened anyway you can focus on the positives

Good job user, you have a conscious that stopped the cycle.

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Why not? I have nothing to live for and no future.

i dont have any secrets
im pretty open even with the most degenerate shit ive done

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>that isn't mexican rice

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fear
Fear 2 and 3 werent that bad

No. I just wish I was female

I regret asking for this

>halo 2
>I sat against my aunts bed and jacked off sniffing her feet sticking out and hanging off the edge of the bed

That's how everyone feels, remember that no one knows what the fuck is actually going on.

Thanks user. I love my baby sister more than anything now, and I'd never dream of touching her. I've owned up to what happened to me and I want to move past it rather than pass that shit on to others.

that's... kinda scary
how do people always keep up the act of looking like they know what they're doing?

Fuck you for even thinking that, but good job for not doing it.

i don't think those are blackheads. theyre sebaceous filaments and theyre natural. they keep your nose moisturized. blackheads are a lot bigger

what the fuck

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By having bigger egos and/or something to distract them from the constant doubts. The more introspective you get the worse it gets, so people just usually take their minds off things. It's my personal theory as to why videogames are getting exponentially more popular

I really feel like I need to improve myself and how I do live my life but can never find the motivation to actually push through with it

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Oh, that's because they live a very repetitive life, they know what they do, yes, but they only know that, everything else is unknown to them, that's why we live in a society, we need other people that know other stuff.

Bioshock 2
I drowned a stray kitten in my pool once

That's not a secret, you underage faggot. Awful taste btw kek.

There are both sebaceous filaments from my nose, as well as blackheads from other parts of my body. I know that I shouldn't pop them.

My actual best friend is a 27 year old literal retard with Shaken Baby Syndrome. He has the mental capacity of a toddler, forgets my name sometimes, and is incredibly attached to me. I work at a sheltered workshop taking care of disabled people and I love him to death, even if his head is shaped like a pear and he's the neediest guy on the planet.
I don't get out very often.

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Final Fantasy V
I'm such a sad and lonely fuck that I've had 2 imaginary friends since I was 17 to deal with the crippling loneliness. I was able to make friends after college, but I've still kept them around since I don't think I can live without them, despite hating them both for different reasons. I'm so far gone that I actually verbally speak to them as if they're actually there. I've already been caught at work doing this, and when I had to explain myself, I gave an answer so vague that my coworkers figured that I have schizophrenia and I'd take that over saying "I'm actually such a pathetic loser that I'm talking to my imaginary friends that I've had for seven years."

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Lisa The Painful
While looking at porn in google, I found by accident some dark shit i don’t want to talk about it but you probably know what i’m talking about. I was thinking in report it but honestly im scared of shit getting worse and i don’t want to
search it again.

>That's how everyone feels
You should work at a movie theater...AS A PROJECTOR
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Okami
I've been sexually abused by a gay cousin when I was 11. You can actually trace a graph as I've been exponentially more depressed and suicidal after the fact and I've never told anyone about it

So you know everything in life?

LOL

WHITE

Your mistake is thinking they aren't part of you, I've always spoken to myself but I imagine they are different parts of my own consciousness.

Terraria

[Spoiler] I Had desires to kill family members, but I know that murder is wrong because it is permanent and They are not doing anything to trully harm me. They are liabilities but I care for them [/spoiler]

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Fucking furries i swear

GIRLS

bump

Talking to myself in this manner isn't healthy, especially considering "their" personalities.

FUCK

I guess, I started dominating the voices that kept hurting me or that wanted me to do stupid shit, it's hard I know, but it can be done.

Fuck you

Fuck you

Mario RPG
I really don't have any dark secrets. I'm pretty normal. The darkest would probably be something like doing a panty raid in college, or the fact that I've posted regularly on Yea Forums since 2007, but again, hardly abnormal. Man, I'm kinda lame. Uh, I put a tack on a teachers chair in kindergarten?

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Please drown yourself

BOOMERS

>Photos too blurry for me to feel grossed out

we need more people like you and less freaks so don't feel bad, I love you

i'm actually autistic

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That's not a secret.

I NEVER FUCKED HIM I JUST LET HIM LICK ME IM STILL A VIRGIN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

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Xenogears
I am Christian and also suffer from same sex attraction. I badly want a bf and have sexual desires that I've repressed at the cost of my mental health (rarely masturbate because it's sinful, have wet dreams literally every other night--they're so disruptive and painful I'm drowsy the next day. Besides this I really wish to be killed since I can't kms without going to Hell). Prayer isn't helping me get rid of it--I don't even necessarily want to be straight, but asexual. I don't want to go to Hell--as the Bible promises if I live in sin, which I would if I had a boyfriend, but I can't take this anymore. I don't experience the joy that most Christians do. I think I may already be reprobate. My therapist gave up on me because I wouldn't change my mind that homosexual practice was wrong.

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i eat raw bacon fat then

I jerked off to girls fucking dogs a couple of times

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Hollow knight
I molested my little sister

World of Goo
I've been on the edge of killing myself several times over the past year and my family only knows about one or two incidents. I'm trying to be more honest with them and myself, and therapy is definitely helping a lot (therapist says that I have a good grasp on what I am and potential solutions to my problems, but when it comes to actually acting upon those solutions that is where I flounder. To put it in one way, I lack executive functions, and one of the only reasons I haven't killed myself yet is because I am too lazy to go through with it.

If you're catholic, pretty sure the pope said being a homo was okay. Otherwise, you're fucked.

the duality of man...

yikes

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Gross dude keep that dark secret to yourself

Just date a guy for awhile until the novelty wears off. You're so enamored in a fantasy that you're deluded to the reality that most men make shitty companions/partners, and their living conditions are often messy and smelly. And then the anal sex? Who wants poop on their dick? Nobody. That's just a myth the media tells you to accept, shit's nasty, pun unintended.

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My fucking sides

>he believes in god
>he takes the time to believe in anything

Agnostic4lyfe

Fuck a guy, have that off your bucket list, then repent for your sins afterwards. If you keep repressing your sexual feelings eventually they're going to completely fuck you up, leading to a mental breakdown or worse.

There is nobody who is without sin. It's why God's forgiving.

He didn't, and I'm not anyway.

Can't even if I wanted to.

But it's not strictly sex that's the problem. I need to eliminate my sexual urges--which I can't do, my doctor won't chemically castrate me, true. But I also want a relationship with a guy that's more than friendship. I want to cuddle, to have a hot dinner for him when he comes back tired from wagecucking, to bake for him, to play vidya together, to feel his warmth in bed (not in a sexual way).

Yes but there's a difference between sinning and living in sin. If I got a boyfriend I'd be living in sin, and I plainly wouldn't be sorry and would go to Hell.
And that's without bringing up reprobation again.

I wish Xenogears got a proper remake

Chrono Trigger
I lost my left testicle when I was 6 and I think it psychologically scarred me. I'm actually attractive and get hit on by other women at work but deep down I feel insecure about my missing nut so I willingly don't get a girlfriend to save me the shame.

Just date a really butch lesbian or transgendered (F to M) woman. Problem solved.

>transgendered (F to M) woman
That might be your best bet.

Xenoblade 2

I think my chronic self loathing is slowly turning me into a cuck and I'm scared and I hate it.

Vaginas literally make me feel nauseated, strap ons aren't the same, and "bottom surgery" is also not the same

Good taste, which version of Chrono Trigger do you prefer.

btfo

MGS3
I'm such a huge furfag that i don't feel sexual attraction to humans anymore.

wait there are therapists that actually manipulate and do this to people? fucking christ

>Vaginas literally make me feel nauseated, strap ons aren't the same, and "bottom surgery" is also not the same
Then you're just being a niptickly little bitch who needs to learn what "settle for less" means. You've set yourself up for impossibly high standards against contradictory beliefs, and you're going to sink into absolute madness that'll put you in a strait jacket unless you negotiate and accept some alternative with yourself and your stupidly high level desires

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See:
There has to be some compromise somewhere. Something has to give. Going insane is not going to make you a better Christian.

This, except my favorite game's DKC2

>If I got a boyfriend I'd be living in sin
how would that be living in sin? the whole point in getting into relationships is so you can eventually marry

>Favorite game
Planescape: Torment
>Darkest secret
I have publically expressed my antisemitic views in elementary school.

It's happening to me to. Guess I'm gonna die alone.

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But that would mean making peace with Satan. The Bible is very clear that if I live in sin I will go to Hell.

Marriage is between a man and a woman. The bible condemns homosexual practice in the New Testament (Google "Seven verses")

user, nobody is without sin. The entire point of Christianity is that we all sin, that sin is wholly unavoidable as a human being, but the key to heaven is acknowledging that you're flawed and that no matter how flawed you are, you can always do good. Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven, and no amount of making yourself suffer for who you are will change that.
If you've ever eaten pork, you're on the same level anyways.

>If you've ever eaten pork, you're on the same level anyways.
Not really, since that was under the Old Covenant which Jesus fulfilled.

My sexuality also isn't who I am

Oh I misread, I thought you were a girl. Best of luck to you and hope you can cure yourself of your faggotry.

The thing is you've boxed yourself into a corner because you're hyperfocused on a heavily romanticized fantasy of being with a man, instead of being even somewhat remotely grounded in the reality of how a relationship works. Life sucks, you're gonna make some regrets, but if you keep twiddling your thumbs like a child because you're as stubborn as a donkey about what you need to do in this situation, you're never gonna grow up, and you're gonna live a life of misery. Sometimes you have to learn shit the hard, painful way.

>But that would mean making peace with Satan.
I'm not saying engage in buggery. I'm saying either learn to accept a masculine woman/ftm transitioned woman or something similar. Because clearly you're driving yourself crazy because of absurdly high standards for yourself and for others.

This, but even worse.
I developed a vore fetish before I'd even hit puberty, so all I've ever been attracted to is the dea of a big, soft monster/alien/anthro man who could devour me whole. I want to marry them. I want to hold them. I want to grow old and die with them. I physically cannot get hard or feel any form of affection for anything more human than the more monstrous types of orcs. It's goddamn to the point where I've started crying myself to sleep imagining fights between myself and a monster husband just because I'm so desperate for a relationship that I even simulate the bad parts.
Also, my favorite game is probably TF2, but I play a lot of games and have a hard time marking any of them as a favorite.

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That stuff's bullshit, dude. The whole point of Jesus dying for our sins is for us to realize we're human and prone to sin too.
If your god is so petty as to judge and vindicate you because of who you put your dick in, he's not a god worth believing in.

Go outside more.

Bro.
Why were you teaching elementary school kids about the jews?

The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
>My fraternal twin sister and I lost our virginity to each other when we were teens and we kept fucking in secret up until our first year in college
>She moved away to another state after college and we haven't spoke in years

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Oh my fucking lord, why did I click this shit

Wew

katamari damacy
I'm trans

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Uhm sweaty have you considered the whole concept of christianity where all sins are forgiven and thinking that hell exists for humans is actually pretty heretic?

As a kid, I mean.

My favorite game is probably Paper Mario: TTYD because I'm a nostalgiafag.

Darkest secret isn't that bad I don't think. I have an extremely severe voyeur fetish and I have a collection of candids I've taken of classmates, old roommates, and friends over the past five years. I don't even use them as fap bait these days but I keep them anyway, dunno why.

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Well, then carry on.

Great secret material. Proud of you user

the fuck man? you need to get back with her, you can't just throw away all of those unforgettable memories and experiences you two have like that

You'll solve the puzzle

>vorefag
>TF2
everytime

based cat poster telling it how it is.

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Armored Core Last Raven.

I really love cute characters and I feel great shame for it. I try to act really manly and tough even though I fucking collect plushies.

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Super mario world
I wrote on the stall of the high school saying "fags get out" there was a big assemby about it i never got caught and made some fag cry.

At least find an abstinent bf if you're going to be this miserable. Sex is the least of your problems.

Your real crime was making students have to sit through a fucking assembly.

Die

We heard you the first time

Ape Escape.
Mutual sexual experimentation with my sister as a kid is probably darkest I've got.

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I think people gasp when they saw it so they were pretty invested in my hate crime

Guess the race.

Hearts of Iron 4
______________________I fucked a anthro fox before

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Just don't lie with them as you would with women. Entertain the lie that you're just dads having a good time. There is actually so much gay shit that will not land you in hell. It's out there.

Don't feel ashamed of it user, embrace it, just keep it to yourself if you're embarrassed about it but there's no need to be ashamed of it

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White?, fat disgusting mexican?

>hate crime
You vandalized a wall in a bathroom. I've seen worse shit written in truck stops on the regular. It wasn't a hate crime, it was petty vandalism, and the only reason it got attention is because of the hypersensitivity of school administrators.

Maybe your brain is confusing friendship for lust. I know that sounds weird but I thought I was gay for awhile, turned out I was such a massive loner who wanted companionship. You can keep calling vaginas "gross" but I think that's a rationalization.

I feel your pain user. Don't do it though. Who else will shit up the board with us?

Lmao christcuck left. Pride up gayboy.

Also, tekken.

I literally cannot stop eating my fucking toenails.

This. Society has ruined the concept of friendship between men. Men have traditionally had close relationships without it being sexual, but now if you want to have some male bonding or companionship, its cast as "gay". Maybe user's right. Maybe you just want a good friend, and think its gay because that's what you've been told such feelings are.
Also everyone thinks vaginae are gross at first. They're an acquired taste.

>But I still had friends at 13 and lost them when they thought I was gay, so I'm not so sure.
What's that have to do with anything?

I don't know, user. As an adult straight male, I feel like I shouldn't be into things like this.

That's because you're conditioned by western societal expectations

I may not be confusing friendship for lust because I've had friends that I didn't have sexual/romantic feelings towards.

Bro.
I need to explain something to you about male sexual attraction.
Do you like "cute" and "pretty" girls? Of course you do. That's what men are attracted to. Its natural you'd like cute things.

I have a burgeoning desire to eat shit out of a woman's asshole. The fact that I have this fetish and don't know the source is bad enough, but it's knowing that I'm currently repressing my desire to be stuffed full of scat that makes me so nervous whenever I jerk off to poopy stuff. I showed 2girls1cup to my zoomer suitemates a couple months ago, and forgot that I was supposed to act surprised too when the shit stuff starts. I doubt they cared in the moment since I said I had already seen it, but no sane man should be sensitized to fucking scat porn. I regularly masturbate to TobyArt, Modeseven, Octoboy, and this one CG gallery on SadPanda that has some Sega and Nintendo characters shitting out their nipples. Again, it's not the actual deviancy that makes me shameful of keeping it a secret, but instead having to repress such a desire. Brapposters, footfags, and even diaperfurs have it so easy. Hell, I'd put lolicons and guro addicts in there, too. But us scat lovers? There's not a single ounce of mercy for our poor souls.

Waterwraith is unironically the best Nintendo boss

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Yeah, it's the opposite in eastern societies.
You have commercials aimed at adult men, like razors, with cute mascots for example.

actually hot I'll eat you out

Smash bros as a whole to be honest,but if i had to pick one itd be the most recent smash.

When my youngest sister was born i seriously considered killing her but didnt act on it because i was nowhere near her at the time.

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Gross, a dog licked that. Would you eat a hotdog after its been in a dog's mouth?

So these threads are basically just group therapy sessions, then?

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>Pokémon Fire Red
>I stole panties from my neighbor. She was a milf. I put them on, jerked off, came into them and put them back where I got them from.

Bro you forgot to post a game

Bro you just posted cringe without posting a game

This picture makes me irrationally angry

Its a nice break from

BANJOFAGS BTFO
>BANJOFAGS BTFO
BANJOFAGS BTFO
>BANJOFAGS BTFO

>favorite game
Super Mario World
>darkest secret
Prpbably the darkest secret I hold is the fact that I regularly tell peoppe here to kill themselves, call them beaners and niggers, etc. Basically behaving the way I do here.

Why, its just a polite cat?

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Unironically based. There is something so nice about seeing a cute girl push out a fat stinky shit log complimented with bubbly farts. I recognize some of those artists too. Yeah its good to have some self awareness when you are into scat and know how fucked up it is. At least with being a footfag there is some level of understanding from someone who isnt into it.

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Ive always wanted to find out what makes people do these things

Pretty sure your parents found out and gave him away

I don't have very many dark secrets. I love my friends more than my family despite their unconditional love. I've gotten very attached to friends I've gelled really well with, because I've accepted I'll probably never find a partner. Most don't have the drive to reciprocate a strong bond, but some do. I'm not sure if this bias is normal.

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I've seen three main reasons:
1) Catharsis. Its refreshing to be able to indulge your id and say things that you could never say in normal life.
2) Sadism. Some people like hurting others.
3) Conformity. Newfags see people sling shit and do it as well to fit in.

If you lived in Japan and saw these 40yo+ salarymen on trains playing anime shit on their phone I guarantee your mentality would change. Liking cute things is fine, that's human nature.

I'm in the same boat as you, user
and some autistic games have conditioned me into believing friendship is the most powerful thing in the universe
I won't find love but friendship... is nice

Did you get any fetishes from the experience?

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I don't know. I just do it when people here pissing me off. Basically I respond in ways I'd never IRL. I didn't use to say shit like that, but after being here for 11 years i just sort of picked up the habit responding in kind.

I guess it just feels good being able to say what you want (so long at it isn't something illegal) without consequences.

they were sad he was gone too
I'm absolutely certain they never found out

>say things that you could never say in normal life
or most anywhere else on the internet for that matter without getting banned or doxxed. people love to say this website is an echo chamber but it is far from it

You might not feel comfortable mentioning that you like cute stuff around the people close and that's fine. We're expected not to like cute things.

That doesn't mean we should feel ashamed for liking it though. You're not hurting anyone so why feel bad about it?

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In the past year ive shit myself more times than i can count

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awoooooo

Oh yeah and donkey kong country 2

Why are kirbyposters so fucking pure bros
This post brightened my whole day idek why

Dude you literally kill god at the end of that game

The Demiurge isn't God.

>kill god
Clearly you don't understand gnosticism.

Mega Man X
Not so much a secret, but it's not something a lot of people have done I think
>Middle School
>7th grade
>have this bully named Travis
>I share 2 classes with him and he fucked with me, every single day, would rip up my homework if I was doing it, at one point spilled water on "accident" on my 2 week old laptop (fortunately had warranty)
>lunch one day
>peeing in one of the urinals
>he comes in, shoves me, making me piss on myself
>this was my breaking point
>I stood there till he went to wash his hands and stepped behind him and began to violently thrust his head into the mirror and on the sink
>there was blood everywhere, on me, and him
>he went into a coma for 3 weeks, and I guess a glass shard went into his left eye as he went blind in it
>I was suspended for a month
>When I got back he was back at school, and I tried to apologize
>Says to me "If you know what's good for you, you'll never speak to me again. I'm done fucking with you. You've ruined my life."
>Just stood there in utter shock for almost a minute
>Tried to apologize again at the end of High School and he punched me and told me to piss off
I don't understand why he hates me so much still and how I "ruined" his life

>put someone into a coma for 3 weeks and possibly blind his left eye
>why does this guy hate me

top tier autism, user

Chrono Trigger
I only poop when I'm at home, and whenever I do, I get naked

user you know why he hates you.

What happens when you get the runs and you're nowhere near your house?

Id imagine its relaxing

Jerma is that you?

Good.

I just never get the urge to poop if I'm not at home or in a hotel.

I'm the model chad robots hate.

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Yeah well, he poured water on my laptop that was brand new, breaking it. Messed with me every single day of 7th grade (except after that event), and treated me like shit.

How old are you?

Not really actually

22

That's not how he sees it. He sees it as some kid he was playing around with almost killed him. He doesn't see what he was doing as anything wrong. From his perspective, you're an insane psychopath that attacked him with little provocation.
Doesn't mean he's right, but that's how he'd see it.

How is that a dark secret? That just sounds like one of the highest forms of altruism. You also worked at shelter. You're too good for this place

Xenoblade chronicles
I plan on killing myself after highschool ends, and I have no support from my abusive friends who keep my autistic ass around as bait. I have no future and unmedicated but diagnosed aspergers, clinical depression, and Anxiety since 1st grade. They don't care I mean My parents are emotionally abusive and neglect me. This seems like bait and idgaf if you find it that way, it isn't. Thanks anons for listening to my rant.

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Join the Army. They'll do what your parents couldn't and make a man out of you.
Better than just killing yourself, and you can accomplish something in the process.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

I masturbate probably once or twice a month to traps. Just the thought of dicking down Astolfo or any trap is pretty arousing. I'm not gay though, I am sexually and romantically attracted to women. I've had girlfriends in the past and I've had to reject many women. What does this mean? Am I turning into a fag or is this normal?

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There are a similar story buy whit Ricky Martin as a protagonist

It literally is part of who you are, especially if you spend so much time thinking about it like you said.

Just do what you want nothing matters.

>not gay
hahahahahhahahahahaaaa holy shit

Based idea but I am extremely opposed to the military and have narcolepsy doubt I'll be allowed in

MegaMan X8
My sister and I are in love with each other and already planning on moving together

he isn’t catholic, but the pope said being gay is ok, but only if you don’t act on it. basically it means you can’t help the fact that you’re attracted to same sex but seeking out gay marriage and putting your shangdingle in a boombiddle is sinful

Twilight Princess
I stole $2 from the church collection box

Bro, killing yourself at an early age is the only way to fail as a human being. You need to find something you enjoy and separate yourself from people that are holding you back.

There are better things to do than killing yourself. If you really have nothing else better to do, then do something extreme. Take one of those high-paying, high-risk jobs, since the risk-reward is in your favor.

>>Favorite game
Ultimate Doom
>>Darkest secret
My dick is only 5.5 inches and I have serious self esteem issues solely based on this unchangeable metric. It's gotten so bad that I don't even want to attempt to talk to girls out of some fear of inferiority and the chance they may leave me for someone with a bigger dick. I want to die.

Super Castlevania 4
I have a niche thing for women in formal dresses to the point where I find it more attractive than lingerie or nudity, and if I had a gf I am sure I'd want her to doll up for me all the time

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>this thread

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Dude you have an average dick.

This is a better view on life than I've ever been given from anyone unironically and un-sarcastically

Bruh girls don't care about dick size, they're always like men for the whole package. Your size is respectable and not the smallest either

user the average dick size in the US is 5 inches. Dont let porn warp your thinking into every dude has some mandingo cock, even the black stereotype isnt as pronounced as people make it out to be.

High school sucks. Once you leave, (most) people start acting like adults.
Eventually you stop giving a shit and realize you can do whatever you want with your life.

>sensible world of soccer
>i just want a terminal illness to end me

Just date an asian woman who has a tiny vagina

I swear 80% of people in this thread have screwed or fooled around with their sister or are actively screwing/in love with their sister
what's going on here?

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Stop drinking tap water and söy.

Nigga youre average

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Most people are afraid to do dangerous work because they fear for their life. If you're so far gone you're planning on killing yourself anyway, take the chance. You might find that you enjoy it, or that once you have a good income and a place you fit in, that you no longer want to kill yourself.

Not surprised, hope things pick up and you are right

Well, there's this guy who's been screwing with his brother.

I guess. You know what's weird? His dad hates me too. I've only met him once, at graduation (High School). He came up to me and said
>You're a piece of garbage human being, you nearly killed my son, and have ruined his eye. I'm positive you gave our son PTSD.
For the record, I was just turned 18, getting yelled at by this guy probably in his late 30s, early 40s. It was surreal.

I don't care if you care or anyone else is grossed out you ither show me the man himself or you'll leave me blue balled for the rest of my life without being able to see your ACD magnum opus user,
DO IT

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>I don't even necessarily want to be straight, but asexual
You could castrate yourself, those urges would go away.

Also, honest to God, I have an advice for you.
Try Psilocybin mushroom once. Do one seance, it might change everything.

>You know what's weird? His dad hates me too.
Not weird at all.
From his perspective, you just snapped one day and assaulted and almost murdered his son. He wasn't there when you were being bullied. He doesn't give a fuck about your mental health. He just knows that you almost killed his kid.

Its all a matter of perspective. His dad's reaction is completely natural. Its why that other guy asked if you're autistic, because an inability to see things from other peoples' point of views is a symptom of autism.

You don't know how good you have it being average. Being Asian is a fucking nightmare for my penile self esteem.

>I love my friends more than my family despite their unconditional love
Love has many different facets, user.
You should look up what Agape and Philadelphia are.

You don't love your friends the same way you love your wife, or your mother, or your dog, or your son, or ice cream.

>You could castrate yourself, those urges would go away.
>If your dick causes you to sin, cut it off!
Actually, that's terrible advice. Don't do that.

>a glass shard went into his left eye as he went blind in it
>I don't understand why he hates me so much

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uh what

You're autistic, but you did good.

I actually tried to explain to him, but all he kept doing is
>I don't care what you have to say
Cause that's fair

>Philadelphia
Philia, user. Philadelphia is a city.

>I plan on killing myself after highschool ends
You're retarded, life sucks when you're young, no wonder you feel like shit.

Join the army or something.

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You did good and did nothing wrong, but you must have a serious case of the tism if you can't understand why he hates you.

You're average dude.
If you feel so scared about it, just have a trip to Asia and fuck women that are used to smaller dicks, you'll feel more confident after.

DOGS

Go to heaven. Don't go to hell. Search the path, the truth, the life (you know where to find it, right?)

>did nothing wrong
I'd argue disproportionate retribution. Its one thing to deck a guy who's bullying you, its another thing to slam his face repeatedly into a mirror until he's half-dead. That's the reason he's getting no sympathy. Also because he probably comes across as a psycho due to his clear 'tism.

It's good at least to know I'm not the only one.
>some autistic games have conditioned me into believing friendship is the most powerful thing in the universe
I know what you mean. Kirby, Earthbound, Undertale, Cave Story, really any game that's cute/innocent but has a turning point where the situation becomes more serious.

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