Stone cold Peach

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My boy can't catch a break

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is mario an incel?

Maybe

It's called "Italian"

>Jumps an inch off the floor to exit bus
>Punches a block that isn't there
>Flexes muscles that don't exist
I wouldn't hold his hand either.

Why is Nintendo pushing this shit?

What exactly are people misinterpreting here?

He's clearly saying "after you" and waving to let the lady walk first.

But people are seeing something else and I don't get what? Do they think he's offering to hold hands and she refuses or something?

>mario does "after you" gesture
>omg why didn't Peach hold his hand that bitch is just like veronica not returning my affections
Gonna need you guys to not

this

Bowsers a real man.

You'll find that the average Yea Forumsirgin loves to project and because everyone on this thread got rejected by girls in their life, they often feel like that must be the case for everyone, when in reality it's usually just them.

It's fake news.

Mario fans it turns out are extremely autistic and can't recognise basic social gestures like "ladies first" and waving someone on.

>bounces back from rejection pretty quickly
>doesn't resent women for existing
>pretty well adjusted
>bathes daily
>likeable in general
>women across multiple species are attracted to him, is that okay in the Mario universe I dunno

I'm pretty sure its this cuck fetishists will say otherwise

Bowser got rejected back in Odyssey too

I DONT WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER BREATH

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he just has terminal oneitis syndrome

Wrong

It's because Luigi is the big man on campus.

>> And your real name if you please?

Luigi’s one of those guys that looks nothing like a beta but always acts like one.

IM PISSED OFF
>WHAT
I SAID IM REALLY PISSED OFF
>WHAT
LAST NIGHT
>WHAT
MARIO MARIO
>WHAT
THE PLUMBER
>WHAT
TRIED TO HOLD MY HAND
>WHAT
I SAID HE TRIED TO HOLD MY HAND
>WHAT
WITH HIS GREASY HANDS
>WHAT
AFTER FIGHTING GOOMBAS
>WHAT
KOOPAS
>WHAT
PARATROOPAS
>WHAT
BOWSER
>WHAT
I TOLD HIM HEY
>WHAT
I SAID I TOLD HIM HEY
>WHAT
YOU SHOULD TAKE A FIRE BALL
>WHAT
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
>WHAT
CAUSE IVE HAD IT WITH YOU
>WHAT
IVE BEEN GETTING CAPTURED EVERY WEEK
>WHAT
AND YOURE TERRIBLE IN BED
>WHAT
SO THIS GOES OUT TO MARIO
>WHAT
MARIO
>WHAT
THE PLUMBER
>WHAT
YOURE A FATASS
>WHAT
PASTA EATING
>WHAT
HOMO
>WHAT
YOU CAN GO KISS YOUR BROTHER
>WHAT
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE

Go to bed, Bowser.

He's taking time out of his schedule to accompany peach and her boy toy to a retreat.
He's even carrying all of Peach's bullshit luggage because he knows Mario isn't up to the task

I do not know if it is cut on purpose, but their faces tells exactly what Op implied.

Not really it just cuts midway through both of them going through motions.

Back to your finna containment board

Bowser is Peach's bull.

>Tendies on the spectrum misinterpreting social cues and gestures
It's more likely than you think!

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this

>luigi
>big man
Dude cross dresses for laughs.

It's not peach. It's king boo in disguise.

What game is this from?

And yet they have luigi carry all the shit

This

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Luigi would be the bell boy in a hotel.

mario always wins.

it's very obvious and the person who tweeted said it was a joke but if anyone is legitimately thinking that they're autistic

he has oneitis. pauline would take him back in a second

Luigi should capture a ghost gf.

Luigi's Mansion 3 intro

Why do people always project themselves on Nintendo games?
How is it that the most apolitical company gets co-opted by faggots?

You got way too many people playing these things.

lol

>autists struggling with social gestures

Shocking.