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I think I might go on /pol/ for a bit due to all this celeb worshipping and yellow fever on Yea Forums and Yea Forums.

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cringe

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I fucking hate reddit

Might as well go and dilate while you're at it.

I have an epic idea

Keeanu Reeves is the new jesus christ and goes to heaven and gets kisses from gosh.

Total epic bacon

Because only 12 people made it through that atrocity without falling asleep.

stay there, dont come back.

based pitbull killing catniggers

Spoiler Alert! That fluffy nigger gets hit with a car.

The holy trinity of awesomeness:

Morgan Freeman
Martin Luther King jr
Keeanu Reeves

Upvote if you agree

Dilate tranny, pitbulls are cute and wholesome

HAHAHAHAHAHA

How awesome would it be if when my dog inevitably dies that Keeanu Reeves goes on a personal vendetta against Donald J Trump and shoots him full of bullets to avenge my dog?

That'd be so random and epic I would love it.

Wait i found something more awesome than that lol

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while i'm in the bait thread
does anyone have any actual statistics that ACCOUNTS FOR POPULATION?
i've seen raw numbers but if you don't adjust for population it's meaningless.
i'm more interested in the german shepard because they figure pretty high but are also pretty popular so i want to know about actual figures

Idk if they count police dogs biting the shit out of criminals, but German Sheppard isn't that high.

Pit bulls also attack adults as much as they do kids, for little to no reason. No other dog attacks adults the same amount as children.

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She gonna get fucked by that pitbull isn't she?

I can just tell you're both underage, protecting your millionaire celebrity that doesn't even know of your existence if someone dares say something bad about them. I can't wait for summer to end, I don't know why companies cash in on celebrities to be in games. It turns this place into Yea Forums.

cope harder won’t put Steve in smash bros

DESPITE

>pitbulls
WHERE THE BABIES AT?

Fuck off.

thanks
i was interested because i'm a bit biased because i friended a neighbor's german sheperd and on one of these threads some non-population-adjusted charts showed them to be like just behind the pit and rottweiler

now that you mention it tho, they are like the n1 police dog, are they not? probably accounts for some of the numbers i've seen

No, she isn't a white woman

That's supposed to be a pit? They don't look that cute.

>pic
that's literally the face Yea Forums made when Keanu got revealed

Try putting yourself in a mind of a redneck with a trashy foot tattoo.

post the mini todd version pls

>Dobermans are les prone to attacking people than fucking German-Shepards

Fucking Doberman movie made me fear them! Im getting one!

Being edgy on purpose does not make you fit in, it only makes you look pathetic, have sex.

WHY ISNT HE PLAYING INTO MY STEREOTYPES

FPBP
B A S E D

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stay there

60%

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based

German shepherds attack plenty but since it is usually in defense of the owner they can continue.

Is it edgy to say pitbulls are the niggers of dogs?

Yes

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its meant to be Bernthal's pitbull that he brought on stage.

>for a bit
Why don't ya make it a permanent stay kiddo

best girl, only reason I kept watching that shit

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W H O L E S O M E

Imagine the autistic rage in the cat/anti-pitbull discord chat when that dog went on stage kek

oh shit

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Based reptile bro

Cute.
>tfw no snake bro to cuddle and kiss with.

just end yourself, this board was mcuh better without trash like you

what is it about keanu ikumi and a dog that triggers you so much?

Why a puppy? I get that snakes prefer live bait but why not mice?

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>expected to be baited

fuck

you

BASED DOGGO

Cope

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>nigger dog

AWW HE'S SMILING :)

>oh hey it's John Wick

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awww hes so cute :))

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OH MY GOD! JOHN WHICK! AN ASIAN GIRL AND A FRICKING DOGGO!!!! BASED AND WHOLESOME! GAMING IS SAVED!!

I'd google the numbers, I posted it, but I have no idea what the source of that chart actually is.

Fuck the snake, fuck the owner and fuck (You) for posting that shit

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Found the pitbulls

So? Fuck cats

Lmao he's angreeee
Doggo snipe bity boi

looks like it's from here, though page formatting broke down.
dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-study-dog-attacks-and-maimings-merritt-clifton.php/quote

>The significant rise in attacks begins after the conviction of Michael Vick in 2007, when several national humane groups launched aggressive campaigns to "rebrand" pit bulls as "loyal family dogs" and to promote adopting out "rehabilitated" illegal fighting pit bulls seized in criminal raids into family homes.

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get knotted