Battletoads

Lmao

This remake looks terrible overall, but the fact that the devs went out of their way to redesign a character for looking too feminine really speaks volumes about their priorities. When this bombs, I’m sure the lesson they will draw from it will be “people just don’t like these old IPs anymore” instead of “wow, our studio made a really shit product.”

Why should we promote degeneracy?

I don't care that they put clothes on her but the style just seems so cheap and lazy. It's like they hired a webcomic "artist" or something.

Why does she have a long coat and a cape? That looks really stupid

Dont trust Microsoft

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hah, what the hell

it's fucking cal-arts

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA GIIIIIIIIIIIRLS

What is this cal art people keep mentioning?

youtube.com/watch?v=xyJI_uFRZSY
>Watching Battletoads E3 trailer
>realize there was no Dark Queen
>oh no...
>Go back and make sure
>just under a minute in
>zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZIP!
>The fuck was that?
>Make multiple attempts to pause the video and catch the blur
>finally pause on this frame
Obviously they know they fucked up the design if they're hiding it in a scene transition.

She's the bad guy. Its fine if she's a violent slut, and there's nothing degenerate about enticing heterosexuality.

I wouldn't mind if that put clothes on her as long as she was still a little sexier than Kim Jung Un.

I had to look that up. I can't remember the last time I watched a cartoon. I had no idea that shit is what is currently "in". I suppose if kids love it then so be it.

>9.9k dislikes
I bet they didn't know about the huge Russian Battletoad fans that would also be pissed

>I suppose if kids love it
Kids are smarter than people assume, but they still aren't thinking about something like "art style".

Its the companies who love it because its super-cheap.

Its also worth mentioning that anybody who cares about Battletoads is an adult at this point.

If that's all today's kids know, they probably won't complain.
My parents let me watch whatever I wanted in the 90s, but they feel like the shows the kids are watching now encourages idiocy. I thought that was an interesting.

>focusing on all the wrong things
The problem with the new Battletoads art style is not that you can't jerk it to Dark Queen anymore, that's just one small symptom.

The original Battletoads games weren't great games, they were bloody gory spectacles. They were a 90's Liefeld comic book brought to life and further exaggerated. Overly huge muscles, overly detailed gore, ultra-idealized bodies like pic related, and a grossout/industrial palette of sickly greens and greys and browns.

The new artsyle is a strange kid-friendly style straight out of the new TMNT reboot, full of slightly muted neons and purples and blues and pinks. The characters are ultra simple with seemingly no gore at all. Worse, the characters lack a strong color contrast or a thick outline and so blend completely into the background and into other enemies which will make the game itself more difficult to play, especially with three concurrent players.

The new artstyle as a whole is a failure on both a design and mechanical level. I honestly don't know what the fuck anyone on this project was thinking, and I have to wonder if they ever even touched one of the older battletoads games.

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By having 25 years between them and vidya industry being ESPECIALLY prone to puritanism.

>They were a 90's Liefeld comic book brought to life
This man gets it
original
>grittier
>more practical limb transformations
>muscle
>detailed

Nu-Battletoads
>clean
>no muscle
>cartoony
>lacks detail

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>gore
what?

>They were a 90's Liefeld comic book brought to life and further exaggerated. .

Compare those battletoads to this
youtube.com/watch?v=-LJ7XNtHzdA&t=672s

Yeah, but its easier to explain the dark queen.

Funny enough, the scene you have pictured was another that I watched repeatedly to try and figure out what was happening.

It took about three viewings to figure out that the enemies were each two creatures holding up one with a mallet.

The NES games were a bit censored but still fucking brutal
The Arcade game is messy gorey bliss

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Arcade

>this is official art from the original
Why can't we have nice things?

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Look at what they did to rash they made him the disgusting one
Dead fish hands
Old stinky feet instead of a boot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVs891BzNk

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P U F F Y

>6 ft.
>126 lbs

god damn she must be thin enough to TRIGGER feminism as a whole

Yikes. This didn't age well at all

The worst part of all this is that taken in a vacuum the animations and designs of the toads aren't bad at all. They're clearly made by a talented artist.

They just absolutely suck shit for the purposes they were designed for.

>Tall enough to trigger manlets
>Thin enough to trigger landwhales
>Hot
It was over before it even started

>The original Battletoads games weren't great games, they were bloody gory spectacles.

I think maybe you're giving Battle toads more thought and credit than they deserve. Battletoads was pretty indicative of the early 90s in general where the counter-culture of the 80s had been distilled into a something palatable for mass market. The over-the-top darkness a lot of underground 80s culture developed as a reaction to Reagan's "New day in America" was kind of regurgitated into a face value kind of edginess. Battletoads wasn't more than someone looking at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon and just making something evocative of that. If all they're doing is looking at what kind of cartoons are popular now and redesigning the Battletoads to that, well, to me that's kind of in the spirit of Battletoads.

>30 seconds in and a smoking vent is completely obscuring multiple characters
The art director for this game should be shot.

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> If all they're doing is looking at what kind of cartoons are popular now and redesigning the Battletoads to that, well, to me that's kind of in the spirit of Battletoads.
You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong, and this game is going to suffer because of it.

Also there are legitimate issues beyond not liking the style, like the characters blending into the background.

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You're right that they were a ripoff of TMNT and intended as such, but less saturday morning cartoon TMNT and more Eastman and Laird TMNT.

The X-TREME comics influence on Battletoads is absolutely undeniable.

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This character is just a human who decided she wanted to be a space tyrant.
She's like, "I'm gonna fly around space, wear as little as I want, and have disgusting monster servants who all want to fuck me, but they can't"

This looks like somebody who became a space tyrant to advance a political philosophy or some lame shit.

I mean fuck, they could have gone all Mortal Kombat and put her in a full body suit while keeping the body, face and hair. Instead, we're getting a character who could as well just be a fucking NPC.

I would have thought making a shit parody of that katy perry song about california girls would be the way to go here.

Except these guys are from London

This looks like the most generic, cheap, 2 seasons series T.V. show art style one can find.

That isn't better

Not much of a difference nowadays

t. developer on the game
>Make a game where the sole appeal is nostalgia
>then change everything about it

I kinda see the resemblance.

>tfw no tall dark queen gf

Fuckin' sad to think the shitty Battletoads cartoon T.V. pilot had a better Dark Queen.
youtube.com/watch?v=lXEgVGhmvCQ

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>Watching E3 conference
>Hear the Battletoads pause music and see the logo
>get hype
>they show gameplay
pic related

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the irony being that Dark Queen is probably what she dreams about.

Does anyone unironically cares about not-TMNT?

Why they dont just give the art designe to france?

Did you know that TIME GOES FORWARD?

>tfw she will never step on your face

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Yeah, you can see it every time you look at the pendulum swinging.

You can watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

lmao granpa
swings dont count time IDIOT

I had a blast playing the NES game, the problem is just that was a really long time ago.

I see what you did there

IT
STILL
HURTS

looks better tbqh
Rest of the game still looks like garbage

dilate

The evil Dr. Tumblr is going to get those troublesome toads if it's the last thing she does!

If you _________ THEM, THEY will ___________!

right, my boys? enjoy your choices :^)

I liked it until every stage was a gimmick instead of a beat em up. I really need to give that battletoads/double dragon game a try.

There is literally no level where that is true.

inb4 they make her the good guy.

>tfw no sexy dark queen dom gf
They just HAD to make her shittier uglier and nerf her tits too because envy for fictional people

Which one was raped by modern cartoons/games industry more Yea Forums? This cretinous pile of moblie game bullshit or calarts toads?

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oh wow, never even bothered to see what the arcade games looked like, makes sense they would tone it down a bit for consoles

The variety is what made battletoads fun and unique. If all you want is a beat em up, there are dozens of other NES games you can play.

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Fuck this lazy, uninspiring artstyle

>6’
>126 lb

Wtf

Soul?

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NANANA NANAN
NA NANAN NANAN
NANANA NANA NANAN

>yfw you realize Commander Keen takes place in the same universe as Monsters Inc.

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underrated post

based

Daily reminder.

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you get the FUCK out of here, man.

God, i want her to step on me.

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Anyone watch the video where pimple crushes black queen and shoves her head in his ass?

Haha me neither...

He's 100% right tho...

Shocking that its not only less cucked, but has better animations.

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No.

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Y-yes, mommy.

So are the Battletoads like, two and a half feet tall, or is this like one of those old Egyptian carvings, where the important characters are huge?

Nobody cares about streets of shit, battletoads always was and will always be superior.

You can have that argument about the old games if you want, but its extremely obvious that SoR is better NOW.

Leaving the fixed vercion tha a random dude from here did in a SINGLE day

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non US resident here

Why is it that every single thing I hear about and from California in the media makes it seem like the worst possible shithole imaginable?

Genuine question

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She's tall as fuck even in the original NES game. Battletoads are algo midgets.

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post underrated music.
youtube.com/watch?v=UDKKffTSV2Q

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What those gross french idiots did to SoR is a travesty.

Not sure, but the Dark Queen was a giantess in all the games she was the final boss (Except in Battlemaniacs)

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fuck sony and censorship

gamers rise up

Your face will land perfectly right on her crotch.

What exactly is wrong with it?

looks good to me

>Single party rule, meaning pervasive corruption
>Has some of the biggest cities, so only city people are politically relevant
>Those cities have really high populations of black and brown people, who besides crime, are highly susceptible to promises from socialists
It can basically only go one way.

It's well drawing and animated, unlike his loved Nu-Battletoddlers.

>tfw the low-key anti-gravity of Blaze's tit bounce is triggering the Battletoad devs ITT right now

Blazed and Redpilled.

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I don't know what it is with zoomers and loving everything being turned into horrid shit. It's like you're all programmed to lay waste to every human accomplishment and cover everything in tranny stink.

Look at this shit. What is this even

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Wrong pic. That's not the Nu-Battetoads, user.

Fuck off sperg looks exactly like DDN or Dragon Trap, which are good remakes

>What is this even
That's Axel doing a spin-punch to Big Ben and Galcia while Blaze does a flip-kick to Y.Signal and Electra.

Are you fucking blind, or just stupid?

B-but Blaze still makes my peepee hard so it's automatically gud.

>all these people acting like they actually remember shit from battletoads other than toads battling space men

why do you spend so much time trying to find reasons to be outraged?

>t. Battletoads dev
I don't blame you.
I understand that erections are uncomfortable when wearing a chastity device.

Not all of us are as young as you, Zoom-Zoom.

shes so hideous it physically pains me

because it actually is, and it's all masked by the tourism and hollywood

I would run my train over her tracks, I wouldn't lie

So you’d... gangrape her footprints?

She'd be really hot if not for the whole feminism thing. Tone down the makeup, put one of those tight tube dresses on her with a pair of mules, are you serious

Yeah I was just pointing it out.

How old is she?? She looks like she's about to hit 50

OH NO NO NO HAHAHA

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SAVAGE

She’s like, 30-something, but it’s one of those “evil rotting you from inside” things

11/10
A queen worth serving utterly and completely. Would submit mind body and soul for in hopes that she one day finds even a passing use for me.

0/10
Not a queen at all. Doesn't exude any kind of power or dominance beyond "I'd like to speak to the manager, I overheard one of your employees possibly make a gender slur"

>Playing Nubattletoads
I gonna play pic related.

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I'd fuck her face with and shot my load into her throat with the strenght of a thousand suns

what happened bros I thought we were all excited and battletoads was back on the menu?

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they killed the barbarian feel of battle toads. fuck

poop patrols

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its super liberal its gross

Stay away from the Bay Area, Los Angeles and Hollywood and its ok. Those places are so fucking horrible its litterally "one bad apple spoils the bunch".

>super liberal means censoring sexy women
the fuck kind of logic is that

I can see how the original design would've been problematic for today's audience.

By “liberal” he mean neo-liberal.

Cal-Arts is a big university that a lot of people looking to be animators go to. The school is known for teaching students how to utilize the most budget saving methods of animation possible down to very specific style choices.
As a result, a lot of modern cartoons all look incredibly similar because the methods they teach which has been pissing off animation enthusiasts for years.

It's used as a catch-all not only to explain the declining quality of animation, also the quality of writing or even the concept of modern cartoons as the people who graduate there tend to be soi-brained hipsters who make cartoons to push far left agendas or do other cringe things like make "mature shows intended for adults but for kids" just because they think it's so fucking amazing that animators like Joe Murray did episodes like "Tooth and Nail" (Which was about the 12 steps of breaking addiction) which has resulted in some of the most retarded moments to ever air on TV.

More like nu-liberal

You’re ver wrong.

It's basically a third world country within the US. The poor getting poorer, a shrinking / non existing middle class and elites living in gated communities far away from the pleb.

So it wasn't all in my head that modern cartoons are retarded garbage with the same garbage artstyle

>guess we'll have to make our own!

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I love coming into these threads as a drawfag because it reminds me that your average Yea Forumsirgin has as much of an understanding of art as your average boomer.

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jealous homos

>t. Cal-arts

switch to anime nerd
they dont purposely ruin their shit for PR brownie point or because it's too hard to animate detailed characters

better
at least now she doesnt appear to be ashamed of her sexuality

Crappy proportions
Now this style has some kick to it.

Damn that looks great.

alright boys pack it up good thread everyone

san diego is pretty chill

youtu.be/eDaQ_UMV1zw

Here’s the real question: Why do you fucking care? The old one is still there to jack your dick to.

Also the transformations in the new one are all fucking shit, as seen here Why did they think changing the iconic body morphing would be a good idea? You're going from huge deadly spikes and drills to dead fish and square shaped toy robot heads? Even the one transformation that looks the least bit badass, a spiked train, looks like some fischer price toy. It seems like they're changing the tone from "gritty/cool" to "wacky/random".

>why do you care about people botching up designs and artstyles

It's mostly the heavily overpopulated SoCal, most of the state is fine.

I feel like both parties suffered some but Battletoads were destroyed completely

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But there could have been more of the old style to wank to!

CALSHITS BTFOREVER
>CALSHITS BTFOREVER
CALSHITS BTFOREVER
>CALSHITS BTFOREVER
CALSHITS BTFOREVER
>CALSHITS BTFOREVER
CALSHITS BTFOREVER
>CALSHITS BTFOREVER

Superior re-imagination within acceptable borders (keeping art-style of nu-toads in check)
Prove me wrong.

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Imagine any european capital but supersized.
Replace the muslims with spics and jews.
Now you have californica.

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I like how people were shitting on SoR4 for the tiniest bullshit like it being cellshaded high resolution sprites instead of chunky 16bit, or because Axel got a beard, but then nuBattletoads comes out and shows people what really ruining a classic beat-em-up looks like.

Never said cal-arts was good, just saying that you guys throw around terms without knowing what they mean like a bunch of YouTube cartoon reviewers.

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thicc

Lazy Adventure Time art will never look radical

>kept the skirt short, kept the titty bounce, actually shows more cleavage than any of the previous versions
Honestly I have no idea what people are complaining about here

I wish they all could be California “girls”

Pretty much any of the redesigns people have done is better than what we're getting.

>126lbs
>6feet
>those tits
>those thighs
>that ass
>126lbs
yeah no

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youtube.com/watch?v=huDA6BNONKY
Hell yeah

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THEY BETRAYED THE LEGACY

NEVER BETRAY THE LEGACY

Ste the FUCK up:
youtube.com/watch?v=_pFYWGo7BWc

Because they obviously know they fucked up the design, hence why she's hidden in a scene transition of the trailer.

When a product is sold PURELY through nostalgia, its false advertising to obscure the fact that you've changed everything.

THAT'S how you revive something.

Could be wayyyy worse. It's not amazing, but still decent.

This is what made Battletoads so hard but also so great. Every stage has completely different gameplay and requires different skills to master. I can't think of any other game that had so much variety and i love it.

What?
This unironically look alright.

literally leftwing brainwashing.
people are so busy showing how "progressive" they are that they don´t notice how homeless people literally shit on the street next to their favorite restaurant

Dark Magic, user

It reminds me of the design document behind Double Dragon Neon.
>neon '80s aesthetic is in, right
>well, we can take this 80s game and give it He-Man villains and an extensive amount of blues and purples
>and to keep it on point for the nostalgic crowd, we can still make it a beat-em-up and throw in some references to the shitty translation of III

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Its much less about how sexy it is and more about how fucking awful it looks.
It looks like the same style of kid's cartoons, which was never the artstyle of Battletoads. Another issue is just the blandness. Look at her. What does her design tell you about her as a character? All you can deduce is that she's a human, most likely female that looks like a side-boss rather than a Dark Queen. There's no "Queen" to her. No over-done cape, no consistent black to go along with the title of "Dark Queen". She looks like the fucking Purple Starburst Mascot to me. There's no effort, no defining features or anything. She has one stripe in her hair, is that all they can do to make her standout?
There's no detail on the suit either, it may as well be rectangles and lines and a single block of colour. It's not the most stereotypical design, but being honest, a typical villain design would have been better.
You're also missing another big point, what kid is gonna be interested in Battletoads? Kids who watch YouTube videos about it when people used to call up GameStop? No. They've missed their entire audience trying to appeal to kids with a bland, yet for them familiar art-style to the cartoons they see on TV. Scratch that, its worse than the shit on TV, at least that stuff doesn't make the hair seem like its just tacked onto the front of the face and then the ears are for some reason stapled on her hair.

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the only thing I really like about the new game are the slit frog eye pupils. Most of the rest is very bad

Looks pretty cool. Rare to see hand drawn sprites desu

who did it worse
Battletoads 2019 or pic related

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That's the Turtles in Time remake right?

yup

Meh.

Rayman Origins and Legends featured similar departures from character designs and the general tone of 2, 3 and even 1, yet I adored them.

I'm probably not going to enjoy this so much, and I doubt I'll even play it, but it really doesn't seem like that big a deal if the game ends up being good.

Which, knowing MS, it probably won't be. But you can't fault them for trying at least. It's a new battletoads game, with new gameplay footage, and that's hell of a lot more than I thought it would ever amount to when it was announced last E3. One of those things that screamed, "quietly cancelled".

>ywn be a 6' 126lb femdom bimbo with as many latex gloves as mental issues
If reincarnation is real, I better come back as an Amazon

>The original Battletoads games weren't great games.
what? fuck you. yeah they were, at that time? on the original NES?
Battletoads was an awesome beat em up like River City Ransom, with a shitload of genre swapping like you see in Nier Automata.

Battletoads was the Nier:Automata of the NES.

BASED

2d freelancers

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How can anyone defend this shit? ignoring how censored it is, the design is just hideous regardless. fucking hell

Are you being retarded?

kids love fartnite now.

This is the biggest 35 yr old soi style I have seen since we happy few. Good lord what a nightmare

how do you go from this...

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soi faggot detected

You forgot about the medieval diseases breaking out over there because of the shit.

Are you that dude on Twitter that got really mad at that artist for being a bad artist or something? lol

straight up

>lol
no. i calls it as i sees it. thats only one drop of the shitpile of what affected the game.

sure if by today's audience you mean today's agenda and today's delusional strategy of appealing to people who will never care about games more then posting pictures of their lunch on insta.

when you are too stupid to just give the people who buy your shit what they want you deserve to fail.

Blessed

cuphead trash has ruined videogame arcade styles for the future.

It's funny how much better this is than the new official one. I guess they really should just stop hiring women.

Wasn't Double Dragon Neon good though?

im talking about the redesign

Agreed. This art style is horrendous and it looks sloppy.

Even resetEra is hating on the change in art direction.

>Phil Spencer says it was easy to put Banjo in Smash.
>Sees the mass positive reaction
>Looks at Rare who has had this treasure trove for years
>Sees all the down votes on Battleoads reveal video

If they don't get it by now, sadly they never will.

>6' dom
GODDDD MY DICK WHYYYYYYYYY

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If that isn't proof of a complete disaster, I don't know what could

Double Dragon Neon was incredible you fucking retard
youtu.be/lW98Z9W1X5I

I wouldn't fault somebody for falling into the generic-ness of the first wave of unity games.

That's much better than bastardizing the whole aesthetic, let alone doing so because the original aesthetic was "problematic".

That's America for you.

this alone is much better animated than the entirety of friendlytoads.
>the shading
>the tit and hair bounce
>the thick black outline so you dont blend into the background

It's a reboot of a meme franchise, I think there are better things to vent your frustrations toward.

ARE you BEING RETARDED?
The whole reason this thread exist is nobody is okay with it

eh, I was just talking about the more fundamental problems.
The inability to maintain basic sanitation is the result of what i listed.

because you're on Yea Forums.
>highest per capita income
>biggest gdp for any state
>beautiful landscapes of all types (beaches, forests, mountains with and without snow packs)
>mostly friendly people
>temperature is almost always perfect, coldest is high 50s f, hottest is usually high 90s f
and for the retard that thinks we only have democratic rule - most of our governers are Republican and half the state voted for trump. Game devs in San Francisco are legitimately more obsessed with these ridiculous social """issues""" than the actual politicians, who are much more focused on lining their pockets with land development money and tech money from overseas.

ARE (You) BEING RETARDED?

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Sure thing soiboi. We all know you people hate cuphead for being hard and "problematic".

Hey man, thanks for explaining this. I always felt like a lot of the shitty cartoons coming out these days looked the same and didn't have any soul and I'm kind of vindicated that explanations like this exist.

Skullgirls has freelancers to retard one was fucking z0ne

yeah i have already expressed myself in the other threads.
it doesn't have to keep being a meme franchise you fucking zoomer. theres more to the game than calling pawnstars asking for battletoads.
could have evolved but it degraded into a kids game instead of growing up with the people who actually played the shit back on the nes.

Rash in KI for example. perfectly animated and kept to the source material on top of a graphical overhaul. Imagine a new battletoads game with those fucking graphics and possibly going away from a typical 2d beat em up into something like Devil May Cry or fucking BamHam as an example.

>*loud clapping*
fucking thank you

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I came into the thread where people talk about how hideous the design is to ask all of you - dont you think the design is just hideous?

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yeah and they got turned down to work on nutoads

Not defending the games artstyle, but Resetera will generally detest anything that's on xbox but not Nintendo or Playstation systems. The fanboyism runs deep from way back in Neogaf over there.

So much so that the Xbox community on that site has basically formed its own cult.

lmao stay mad cunt

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>t. limo leftist who intentionally chooses to live where he can't see his state's problems
Cali has reached the point where it can't pretend to be anything but a shithole anymore.

>everyone is complaining about the design of the dark queen
>not how shit the game looks

Fuck you Yea Forums

Yeah. Surprisingly, their reasoning isn't all that bad. They believe that Battletoads should look like an early 90's edgy cartoon, like Swat Katz or X-men, but be wacky; not look and be wacky.

Yes we do, why do you think we don't?

Weird idle flex but okay.

I blame pic related for this artsyle

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>Literally everyone wanted a new game after rash in ki
>They redesign rash and the whole series

They gave her a leather jacket. That's cool points for them.

Not commenting on the gameplay, just the disgusting design.

HERE'S YOUR DEV TEAM BROS!

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People are complaining about both, autismo.

The Dark Queen is a bit interesting tho, since they hid her in a scene transition, indicating that they KNOW she's shit.

lol i agree

It saddens me to think that in a better timeline we could've had that Dark Queen instead of this

KI's graphics weren't really that impressive but they rendered the monsters very well.

I'm kind of bored of modern video games so I don't really play some of the newer stuff, so I cannot say I share the same pipedreams that you do. I just find it kind of weird that people would go that far to express their distaste in a video game when they could just

Like

Not play it. Then again, I'm really old, so I guess I can't relate lol

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

It's both, really

Watched it until the end.

You can't make this shit up.

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>Guy on the top right
JustEndIt.jpg

Looks ok.
Might even grow on me like DDN did.

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Fuck you I love Battletoads

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ONE JOB

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ARTIST WORKING ON THE GAME

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Fair enough, but try something, user:

Go watch any of the clips of the regular beat-em-up combat in the game, and consider, "Can I tell what's going on in this scene?"

I had to watch one scene about 5 times before I could figure out what the enemies even were.

The only 2 here who look old enough to have played Battletoads frequently is the woman and the guy in front.

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remember that shitty fucking turtles game for nes? just think of how the games went away from that
>shitty fucking turtles game full of bullshit just like battletoads replicated
>turns into a damn beat em up that worked well
>battletoads replicates it with the arcade version
>turtles turns into a platinum style game but still keeping the core beat em up to it
though the latter wasn't well recieved. but that shit still was great for the nostalgia dudes growing up with it and it changed its formula slightly while keeping a bit of the beat em up to it and getting a graphics overhaul.

seeing as how battletoads is just full of ripping off turtles, might as well step in that direction but do it better

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it looks great, bet it looks even better in motion. much better than Calworkstoads

Some of the other devs

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> hottest is usually high 90s f
Get fucked, it cracks 100+ most days and it's not going to improve at all this summer.

>Human Pizza blob
Haha quirky le fat.

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so half these people never played the game and the other half missed the point of it?

The new toad designs just make things way too busy visually. It's hard to distinguish them from the enemies and the background so everything kinda just blends together and makes a confusing mess that's hard to follow.

>Why is it that every single thing I hear about and from California in the media makes it seem like the worst possible shithole imaginable?
because you browse /pol/ and Yea Forums all day and don't leave your echo chamber

Surprised they didn't turn her into a nigger.
They probably wanted to but at the same time found it problematic to make the bad guy a black person.

something tells me she's underselling how fat she is with that drawing and pic

Never played Ninja Warriors but this rejuvenates me with life.

... to this!

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pretty much. they seem like fresh out of college interns being thrown a bone.
the thing was rushed and they are just banking on nostlagia. everything that is getting shit on about it is justified and yet they will plug their ears on about it being for kids. because they cannot animate for shit

We have a multitude of problems that the state actively ignores in order to cater to the upper middle class and the elites.
We've also been officially exposed to educational scandals where, if your rich, you can just buy your kid's way into any top tier college even if they have peanut brains just so they can get/give suck & fuck during their "party" years.
Consumerism is the primary focus of social acceptance here, even in the poorer parts (where I'm from).
Essentially, we've abandoned morals for the dollar. If you don't have money to partake in any given social activity you're secluded.
I was born and conditioned to have a natural nihilistis attitude towards things, so over time I've come to just appreciate the COMPANY of another person. Just the company of another person.
The reason why you should hate California: you NEED to buy another persons time.
Nuke us.

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Don't forget
>Super high cost of living
>Rich elite voting down affordable housing to keep property values high
>6 figure shit sweepers
>Huge needle epidemic
Nullifies a lot of those positives. Sure it's confined to to the major cities, but those cities essentially control the entire state due to population density, and their shitty policies seep out to to everyone else.

Putting aside the entire de-sexualization context, this still look plain bad. The design and artwork is flat and lazy. This is supposed to be the main villain in a game where you play as giant transforming brawler frogs, and this character wouldn't stand out against a pack of Care-Bears.

to this!

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>6'
>126lbs
>with those tits,ass and thighs
lol

I thought the lead animator for Earthworm Jim / Neverhood / Armikrog was doing this?

That, and it'd be even more problematic to call a black woman "Dark queen".

Incidentally, I wouldn't be surprised if that dropped that name entirely.

it doesn't even have shading. and it tweened by the screen for half a second just tells you it all.

kek

The fucken state of western gaming

the animations look like they are made with flash. theres no way he greenlit this if he's lead. aside from animations, the designs are meh and the illustrations are terrible.

It’s a mini Brazil in terms of living conditions.

Seething landwhale

Just wait until you hear the game's ost. It's obviously will be filled with shitty looney-tunes tier music or some fucking dubstep.

We have a lot of brown people here. They outnumber the white people. We also have a lot of jews. That's literally the root of all our problems.

does anyone have the jpg of the artist talking about how art schools don't even teach anatomy anymore because they've become daycares for rich kids "finding" themselves?

spotted the beta orbiter

Nope. Those stats just don't make sense.
bannerhealth.com/staying-well/health-and-wellness/fitness-nutrition/ideal-weight
She's 20lbs underweight (or was) also muscle weighs more than fat. Shit makes zero sense.

Because all you hear about is from the concentrated main coastal cities where celebrities fester and not from the 98% rest of the state where normal people live.

*conservative Christians

cringe

>2D artist
>STEM ambassador

what

Its magic, she ain't gotta explain shit.

Body sculpted by the Gods themselves.

>Humanoid toads walks around
>Magic exists
>Somehow a disproportionate woman exists: Shit makes zero sense.

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Neon was good, dumbass

>Race:Human
Based retarded Yui poster

retard

>Double Dragon Neon
youtube.com/watch?v=myYb8XA5hHk
This is good? In what planet?

Yep, it's him.

twitter.com/NilOggier/status/1138434298770591745?s=19 (french sorry)

Dudes been working with this studio for a while apparently. This actually restores my faith in the game's animation a bit.

well hopefully this really isn't the finished product that they will just release because it just looks unfinished.

...But would still have the audacity to leave in the pause menu music. For shame.
For what it's worth. How do you fix this game?

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Women are so filled with envy and pettiness they get mad at sexy fictional females.

Meanwhile men don't give a shit if you make Adonis and tall as fuck bodybuilders for your game.

But he's entirely correct, autismo.

Here, allow me to sooth you autism: Dark Queen is a sexy, psychotic, and vain space tyrant.
So maybe she just made up her weight for the records.

There, that can be your head-canon now, since you care.
You're welcome.

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Is there any proof it is really the EJ guy?
Someone link him xbox trailer page

Minx can have my cummies.

west cucks and SJWs ruined battletoads

Leftism truly destroys vidya.

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>getting triggered this much over devs giving people random numbers and somebody pointing it out
Based retard

You have to fix this world first.

lol, you're so mad.

>Provide rational explanation for autistic person
>They're still upset and hate you because "reeee"
Okay. Good talk.

god i wish drawfags weren't permanently anonymous, i wanna see the rest of this guy's work. his program is in a chicken language so he must be a spic, and spics are always hungry for attention, and thus money

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Literally hot lusty dominatrix. How did they think they could sjw it and get away with it? How disconnected from the real world are they?

What game is this?

>chicken language
haha what

jesus fucking christ

>Point out that Hesse's Sonic does this shit
>His fanboys shout you down

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basically communists are grasping at straws and scrapping the bottom of the barrel so hard that theyll take anyone into their fold and promise them anything
assuming they actually do assume their goals of total communistic governmental majority, it becomes a small matter of purging the unwanted (degenerates) from their ranks

>rational
>hate
based retard

Still looks like a chibi Kim Possible reject

The Game. And we all lost.

not him but if you listen to a majority of the 3rd world languages they sound really bad compared to, say, english

> 4 continue left
not yet

[*pause music plays*]

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List them

I always preferred her red jacket in the first. As long as they allow different pallets though.

Who knows? We'll see when it's out.

Rash: 6'03
Zitz: 6'07
Pimple: 7'03

It looks l8ke a bad 2010s version of 00s flash games with next to no rsspect for the source materual. At least old NewGrounds games would have interest in the origibal. This is souless corporate trash, a hollow brand name made by people who give no shit to the original.

And I say that as someone who kinda hated the original because I never got past the fuckin tunnel.

Reminder they know about the controversy.

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He's at E3, and he's also working on another game with that developer.

Yeah. I wouldn't say gore unless you consider Tom & Jerry gore. That cartoony ultra violence.

Someone pls tweet him the screencap of the likes ratio

Nothin personnel

>the characters lack a strong color contrast or a thick outline and so blend completely into the background and into other enemies
My main gripe, and not the first beat 'em up in recent times to do this shit. Fucking style over substance and function. The fact that it's ugly as shit and a weird re-tooling to make it kid friendly for a audience of kids that have no idea what if fucking is, is just the cherry on top of the shit mountain.

Very cute

>You only like it because its sexier
Why does it seem like every soiboi's entire worldview is based on the idea that he can read minds and say, "No, that's not really your opinion!"

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I commented on how Tumblrized he is in Mania the other day, and can confirm what you say about the Classic Sonic™ fanboys

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Also why is liking something because it's sexier bad? What the fuck happened to feminism to make it puritan?

>you only like it cuz it's sexier
So you don't like it because it's sexier? Why change it?

Cucknita happened

Man, she looks so MILF-y.

Well now you took it a step too far. There's nothing wrong with that sprite or any representation of Sonic in Mania itself, I just hate how Hesse's Sonic specifically looks like it belongs in Gravity Falls. What you posted could have come from any golden age cartoon, it's a proper expression

even her in game chaarcter was better looking and showed more skin than this trash

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>What the fuck happened to feminism to make it puritan?
Unironically: because really ugly women got involved.

Previous generations of feminists, who didn't allow themselves to devolve into ham-planets, understood that sex was a woman's power.

That's why looks powerful (and like she's enjoying herself) while looks like a grumpy Hillary Clinton recolor.

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>Armenians

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Even the Keen reboot looks better designed than this shit

>grumpy Hillary Clinton recolor.
kek

you are actually retarded

imagine her using the battletoads as dildos
as a prank haha

well... there's your problem.

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE NES ERA WITHOUT THESE STUPID CUNTS RUINING EVERYTHING

It's weird how it looks worse than the original.

>artist on video games
>STEM ambassador
Go fuck off, bitch.
I am a STEM major. I have artist friends. None of them are stupid to claim to be in STEM. Clozest was when one worked nightshift security at a lab.

I like the detail this artist took to add a pee hole to the costume.

>a pee hole
Or a bolted-on vibrator.

h-hot

It's not even close, at least battletoads is still an actual game, and not some soulless lootbox simulator built to extract money from children

It's how video game bosses were bigger than the main characters in old nes games. She is tall though.

I want Cybill Troy to peg me!

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That's their whole strategy when they infiltrate the creative positions.
>sabotage old, problematic IPs
>companies are forced to produce their PC-approved new IPs

Now we can fully immerse ourselves as frogposters BTFOing ugly shitty SJW feminist garbage, literally.

#NotMyDarkQueen

I played Battletoads on the NES. no, it was not.

>We've also been officially exposed to educational scandals where, if your rich, you can just buy your kid's way into any top tier college even if they have peanut brains just so they can get/give suck & fuck during their "party" years.
A theory which honestly isn't one, is that those kids from the upper and elite class since they don't face consequences of their actions are actually weaker than the previous elite and thus less likely to protect the country.

I also played it on the NES, yes it was.

All I wanted was for her to sit on my face, equip me with a cock ring while calling me a dirty motherfucker while she rides me. Why is life unfair bros?

Note that's from the NES version and also following the usual boss is bigger than the player character rule that's in every game.

Battletoads was an interesting game because of not just its graphics, but its multiple styles of gameplay. From seeing the trailer, I don't think they've improved on any of this, in fact the art looks worse. Some of the battletoads are hard to see next to the backgrounds of the stages. The art doesn't even function properly as a mechanic.

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It was one-and-a-half stages of brawler content surrounded by do or die platforming sections and gimmicky one-hit-death vehicle sections. Battletoads is a beat-em-up like Sonic Mania is a Puyo Poyo port,
Th arcade game actually expanded on the brawler base of the NES game, and actually mixed genres competently.

Feminism

I feel you. I don't want Heese to be the face of Classic Sonic and I'm not a fan of his silly, wacky faces.

Honestly, I'm kinda glad that they didn't go for a happy medium of making her "sexy but with more clothes".

The complete transformation of the character removes all possible motives other than "PC bullshit", and these people rely on that kind of "deniability".

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Cheeky cunt

If she's 6 feet tall, the toads are fucking toadlets

More

There's no impact or energy to them. The whole point of the morphs were turning into the most devastating thing you could think of. We go from buzzsaw kicks to limp fish swings.

Kek. Based and redpilled

>east california

I hate how this is all going to be about her being desexualized, it diverts from how the whole artstyle for everything looks like shit.

imagine

>Yea Forumscels getting triggered by battle toads
LMAO WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE

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I hate it, but at least it's not the usual tumblr shit, you know what I'm talking about

I'm surprised that you're surprised that people are upset.

thinking with your dick is pathetic

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i'm buying with my dick, not thinking with it

>the pause music was them clapping their pecs at each other

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only correct answer.

Then cut off your balls already impotent cuck.

>""""""Leftism"""""""
Nice one CIA

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>criticize leftism
>get called a CIA lefty
Okay.

SPBP, Calarts BTFO

to be fair, the new battletoads looks like something out of the early flash animation era
i mean, can't really do anything about it, but at least it's not the prototypical "calarts" tumblr whale style

>"Male gamers upset that they can no longer jerk off to pixels in latest Battletoads game"
>"New Battletoads game shows toxic masculinity is still an issue in 2019"
>Gamers are going ballistic over the loss of a pair of digital breasts in latest retro game revival"
You can already predict the journalist headlines

It's basically the artstyle of Rise of the TMNT

She is the villain, we should make her even lewder as a stand against degeneracy.

>CIA
Bane?

not nu-toads though

>calarts

and that show is all square and pointy like a cartoon from the mid 00s, not the usual sameface round shit from tumblr
don't get me wrong, I don't like the designs, but it's clearly a different style

Trump supporters and al the republicans attacking democrats.

Democrats go crazy and start to attack everything fun.

Trump cock suckers and republicants are the cause of the downfall. Democrats were just trying to get people to treat each other better and work together.

You made the normal democrats stop trying and that let the retards inn who were more than willing to take advantage of "freedom" to do shit like this.

Couldn't just stop hating a black man running for president. Now we have an orange ball russian puppet failed billionaire making the crazy people even crazier.

Good job.

seems like it's an american problem, then

Based schizo denying reality when the CIA is in the business of regime change, regardless of who is President (and they are always ideologically close, because burger politics).

>6 foot
Perfect size for me

Most likely yes, American leads, the rest of you follow. Do something for once.

While I'm grateful that she's getting a lot of attention, amid the bomb on the outfit and game itself. This whole thing take on that series is just so Bad! How in the Hell was it so hard to just give it to a competent developer that Knows and Bleeds 90's Battletoads?

Fucking perfect

>What is this even
that's called a panty shot you underagedb&. SoR Blaze is now better than nu tifa

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t. schizoposter

>thinking the right's main problem with Obama was his race
o i am laffin

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but my country still produces lots of lewd stuff for everyone to enjoy

You don't even have to address the level of sex appeal with this picture, it's just shitty art in general, made by people who were never told "your art sucks, get better."

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Calarts, that's all. The fact that they desexualized her is a separate thing. People are bashing both.

Yeah I know, I'm just pointing out that even if she had the same exact dress style, the art is still horrendous. The art style and the lack of sexualization are symptoms of the same cause, though.

At this point, Calarts is just a word to describe any cartoony art style people don’t like with how often it is used.

this guy went 1700's native American on your ass

literally went from I could finish to
i can't even get hard

The CIA of today is focused on pushing leftism and sodomite marriage.

Its amazing how that shitty art was enough to tip you off she is an ugly histrionic leftists women. Fascinating.

I want to see this "villain" rule our world.

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>dilate spacing

It was a valid thing to say for a couple of years, considering the associating it had with the popularity of the tumblr style.
I still use it to get my point across, even knowing they bombarded my childhood with the milfs from dexter's lab.

Now in convenient shitposting format

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based

What sort of stockhold syndrome logic is this?

>1991 was 30 years ago
oof papu

I used to back in the NES and SNES days, but after Battletoads/Double Dragon they vanished from video game history due to Tradewest dying and Rare becoming a Nintendo third party.
I would have liked to see them come back, but not like this. Definitely not like this.

>be in future
>graphics get worse
>lose all shading
>doesn't even have tits anymore
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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I remember some faggot here bitching about how its wrong that some based dev immediately purged anyone who unironically used tranny pronouns from his dev team. Sounds like a good policy for any sane person to actively select out leftists from their teams, because their psychological problems really ruin works.

they might as well give 'her' a penis bulge and complete the transformation

Welcome home friend. The world needs more lewd, fuck everything else. Sorry for delay not watching thread.

>trigger manlets
You fucking retard, I'm a 5'7 manlet and I love tall women.

I can recognize a Genzoman work from miles away. I wasn't aware he did furry commissions until I saw that macro Fox/Falco stepping on people piece that gets posted in here every now and then. Guess you gotta do what you gotta do if you want money.

Feminism was never never never a positive or good ideology. Never.

She only wears the suit to contain her true form, which gets revealed in the final fight.
lolno

based
imagine being above 6' and having no chance of ever getting a (relative) amazon gf

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One guy with a computer always wins. Fucking ugly trannies ruin everything.

You can thank trump cock suckers.

Republicants for shit turning into

This is the fault of imbeciles who hated a black man becoming president to put in place a russian cock sucker puppet.

The republicants eat any shit their retard hate monger fools put inn place.

Oh knows! There going to raise taxes! They're going to take your guns! Sexuality is vile and evil.

The democrats who merely want to have US work together. Get bullied out by the screaming shit eaters that are trumper lovers and republicants.

Allowing the crazy assholes that side with democrats to come out full force. Thus. We get crazy feminist, censoring moderators and political correctness at all times.

Like my post being removed pointing this out.

Cool isn't it?

I enjoyed the old battletoads, don't give a shit about this new one. republicants made democrats crazy and now everything is flooded with censorship and stupidity.

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MOMMY

This guy gets it

you have to go back.

it just isn't intresting to look at
same with nu-battletoads

unironically
RARE

>implying manlets hate tall women
How stupid can one man be.
Me and my tall as fuck gf laugh at you.

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my friend, it seems like the republicants have made YOU crazy

**ugly atheist leftard women who are jealous of sexier women
pic related advice for you

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6'2 is a manlet cut off, you're the squirell in that pic. That pic is retarded btw, I tower over all of ya with that shitty grandma included.

Dilate

This is the most fuck generic thing I've ever seen. I feel like I've seen this exact design 400 times before in western media.

found the homosexual.

Neon is a masterpiece compared to what the series has to put up with ever since Double Dragon Advance. Have you even SEEN Wander of the Dragons or Double Dragon IV?

>he actually thinks manlets don't love tall women

I wish. Back then everyone united against right wing puritans and told them to fuck off. When the puritans are on the other side of the isle though, everyone bows to them.

I hope this shitty hegemony in art direction dies soon and every shitty sjw/tmblr/onions/whateveruwanna callit-designer who enforces it too

ok bro

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I hate you faggots. You fell for such an obvious trap. Now Battletoads is going to get swept up in your anime titties identity politics faggotry and nobody will talk about all the other affronts to the IP committed by this game. You fucking disgust me

yikes, reddit the post
go back and save yourself the years you stress out on your own life worrying about boogeyman russians you super retard

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I was so depressed after playing this. Who thought making a side scrolling beat-em-up have 8 way attacking would be a good idea? Not to mention the absolute garbage soundtrack. Just because you couldn't get the rights to use the originals doesn't mean you should half-ass your own music.

>you're wrong!
>why?
>look at this dislike bar filled with angry boomers mah dude

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>The animator's literally named crook

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>he thinks the first NES TMNT game was shit

Get taste and git gud

>reboot classic beat-em-up
>piss off people who would buy it out of nostalgia
>this is somehow a good strategic move

>REEE TRUMP IS WHY THEY ARE HACKS
liberalism is a mental illness

what app is that?

doesnt look like photoshop

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>we're covering up women in the name of God!
Everyone hated this except fundamental nutjobs.
>we're covering up women in the name of women!
Everyone loves this except for hot women that want to leverage their attractiveness and men who are no longer concerned with the opinion of the average woman

looks like something a middle-schooler would draw while bored in class

Boomers are the only ones who will buy an archaic genre like the beat-em-up. Why alienate your target audience?

Armikrog animations fucking sucked as bad as the game.
it's not amazing that this one sucks as well.

here's one trying to combine all the different versions (including the OP)
pose is traced off of kim possibile but it was too perfect and it's about the outfit so i dont give a fuck

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Honestly that looks way better than this

DO YOU HAZ BATTLETOADS!?!?

God I wish Genzoman did porn.

yikes

wrong color leggings

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>Calarts
Why

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literally anything is better than what they came up with

Modern Western animation is a mistake. Nothing lazy, derivative, flat tripe.

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Have we gotten an official response as to whether or not the dumpy square headed child is the new Black Queen yet? Some people are still holding onto the hope that she's her kid or some other lackey.

cuphead has a very good artstyle that is very hard to make. anybody could shit out the nu battletoads artstyle in a week

Change the 1991 to 1994

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not bad
but how is the cap staying on ? Where does it even attach to?

No official confirmation. The studio is only responding to praise and fawning, ignoring any criticism. I guess the only consolation is that these artists wouldn’t know sexy if it slapped them in the face, so maybe it’s better that we won’t get to see their attempt. That said, I really wish the remake wasn’t happening.

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hows it attach in the original design? (not nutoads )

Looking over this again, do the cape and trench coat just merge into each other? The cape has no left half and the coat has no right half.

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GAME THEORING:

Every Character is SANS UNDERTALE?

Stop giving masculine properties to people that think its toxic.

Cant wait for people to take Street Sharks or Biker Mice from Mars and fuck it up the same way.

Well you don't need to criticize to ask for information. Why doesn't someone ask them nicely just so we can at least know? I don't have twitter myself so I can't. Hell, dress up the question as a compliment if you have to.

Just keep those shoulders covered up sweety

Why does a 6 person studio have a producer?

Jesus fucking christ who the fuck thought this was a good idea

Boomers are nostalgia blinded faggots. Look at the ki3 announcement. Most of them were reeing at jagos look, despite the fact that retro jago looked like a flaming faggot with his belly exposing tank top. Anyone not blinded by nostalgia could've told you that. Such views were validated when retro skins came and jago was the biggest homo in the packs

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Checking applicants' twitter for that type of faggotry should be an industry standard practice if you ever want your business to succeed (if they don't have one, even better)

>action packed screenshot
>looks for panty shot
That's called being a thirsty virgin.

too french