Hey plumber boy. Your worst nightmare is coming to Smash ultimate soon. Maybe you haven’t heard, but the best kart racer of all time is getting remade. Mario 64? You make me laugh plumber boy.
>B-but Crash is a dirty gaijin he will never be in!!!
The Japs love me. They really do. I’m a worldwide treasure baby, never forget that. I was the PlayStation plumber boy. Are you scared you will lose to me again?
See you in a few months plumber boy. Got some Grand Prix to win.
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All the DK boys and now BK are also gaijins. Not an argument.
At this point I wouldn't even mind.
>His trailer is the live action commercial, only this time a Mario mascot and Sonic mascot come out to settle things.
Mario/Crash/Sonic 90s kid here. I would love nothing more than for Crash to get into Smash, it's already great to have all three mascots' platformers and kart racers on Switch.
Soon.
And Dark Samus, everyone forgets she was made by Americans
Would be amazing
Banjo's confirmed QUICK let's think on another character to spam on the catalog
And sonic too
OH NO NO NO NO WHEEZE
Seething. Be based like Crash instead.
How much do you think Sony would even be willing to let Crash into Smash?
Sony doesnt own Crash, Activision does
You’re overdoing “plumber boy”.
You’re trying to recreate Steve VS Banjo poorly. It worked before because neither Steve or Banjo were in Smash and it was a competition. Mario is clearly already in, which means if Crash made it in they would be friends on good terms.
But have fun forcing this.
Activision owns Crash you retard. See
>Sony doesnt own Crash
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let's settle it in Smash...Oh wait you aren't invited!
It’s like Tortanic all over again.
God I wish. Conker and Crash for Smash when?
?
/Smash/ board when?
Seething Ashleyfag.
>sony sold their mascot
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Activision will probably be more than willing, they've been treating Crash and Spyro surprisingly well recently.
>let Crash into Smash
that's not how it works, snoygger
Yes plz.
How are you discovering this just now? How old are you?
Also Crash was made by Naughty Dog, not Sony.
He’s retarded honey.
Cope accepted, sonygros.
I object in the court of "law"
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Any classic vidya characters are welcome, especially if they're not anime poofters
>Maybe you haven’t heard, but the best kart racer of all time is getting remade.
Holy shit bros. Diddy Kong Racing HD is coming.
>Starts off reference to the original Smash 64 commercial
>Suddenly Crash interrupts the fight with a megaphone
Close but no cigar.
Just Dance dances its way into Smash!
>Crash reveal trailer
>it's a remake of the "hey plumber boy" commercial
>except this time a guy in a Mario costume comes out
>and guys in Pikachu, DK, and Yoshi costumes
>So Happy Together starts playing
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As someone who played both Crash and Mario games as a kid I'd be happy to see him.
Crash is just as important as the other classic icons currently on Smash.
Hell hopefully this gives motivation for a good sequel instead of yet another remaster for once.
Dubs crash confirmed.
Nitro-Fueled is a completely new game at this point, so we already have that
They couldn't even make decent remakes of the classic trilogy, they certainly won't be able to make a worthwile sequel, especially since the original visual artist and music composer are out
Nobody cares about "SJW: Nitro-Fueled". Just look at Trophy Girls in it. Activision gave them pants, because no skirts allowed.
>racing in a skirt
dumbest thing I heard all day
>the smash smash 64 mascots beat the shit out of crash while happy together plays in the background
>racing in a skirt
Please don't make Crash into a copypasta like Steve, he's actually based unlike Steve.
What about shorts tho?
>Crash
>based
90s called
>show your vagina to the world
that's probably what you want though
obviously that's fine, shorts aren't a flimsy piece of cloth that are attached to nothing but the waist
Sony never owned crash, Universal owned the Crash IP, sony just published the games.
Universal then sold the IP to Activision who took it multiplat
What are the chances Beenox will surprise us?
They always wore a full suit. Wtf are you on about.
What do you guys think his moveset would be?
Idiot -
Spins, sliding, body slam, and some generic melee attacks from the Titans games
CTR weapons and fruit bazooka for specials
Triple Aku Aku or Nitro Crate detonation as Final Smash
cool, let them know Banjo is in Smash
>Banjo
who?
Last 2 are Travis Touchdown and Crash Bandicoot
Yeah okay, only two had skirts and changed in NF. What's the big deal anyway?
>inb4 muh furmale titties
If crash won how is that he was considered a dying franchise untill the remakes?
>until
i dont get it, why would mario be angry? he has nothing to worry about, if anything sonic should be the one seething
I'd imagine Crash as a character who revolves around racking up damage, and mainly uses his neutral special, Spin, to KO opponents.
Up special would be crate, side special would be fruit bazooka, down special would be body slam. His smash attacks are him laying TNT crates (i.e. forward smash is laying a TNT crate in front of him, then turning around and covering his ears), and him screaming "Woah!" when they explode. Most of his moves would be good damage-wise, but to excel with him you'd have to combo into Spin, which does shit damage but has great launching potential.
Taunts would be his peace sign thing from NST, looking at the camera and smiling like in the Hog / Polar levels, and waving around Aku Aku like Young Link and Navi.
Final Smash is the boulder from Crash 1 and 2 running over everyone.
Ok, fine, but answer me
>best kart racer of all time is getting remade
Why would they remake pic related already? It's not that old. Remaster, maybe.
>a dying franchise
His redesign in Crash of the Titans scared a lot of fans, including me.
pic related
Am I the only one who hates realistic fur? He is a cartoon, why they made his fur like that?