I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING

i cant believe they put the dude from forknight to cvyberpunk

BANJO IS IN, YOU GUYS

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GUY FROM SPEED

>everyone who liked keanu's appearance on stage cares about cyberpunk
lol

BIG
FUTA
DICKS

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it's going to be worse than a GTAV clone, the more info that comes out the more it's looking like a watch dogs clone

>wholesome

sup reddit, how is it hanging?

Dilate

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>last e3 before release
>don't show any gameplay; instead show another dumb cinematic trailer
>b-but keanu reeves is in it! that's way better than gameplay!!

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Twitter was a mistake, it gave a platform to all those self hating mentally ill people to voice all their shitty opinions and making them feel important.

NO YOU ARE BREATHTAKING

Yikes, that wasnt very breathtaking of you.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

why do mayos gotta be like this

Honestly would trade Keanu for gamepaly. Instead they only showed journos who hated it because you shot black people and it was (no joke) "too violent"
But it matters not they'll show it anyways at gamescom.
What is two more months?

Ugghhh..... can you like...not... ?? Dont post this transphobic tr*sh on Yea Forums please

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sorry I preordered! it's too late. Keanu is just too dreamy !

>I chopped off my penis and stuffed my body full of improper hormones
>I'm basically cyberpunk :3
Every time

Is he balding?
looks like it :(

You're breathtaking

>crunch
why is this suddenly the hottest meme of the month?

>YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

that hairline will hold for at least 10 years
if he is balding, it wont look bad until he's 70+

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

youtube.com/watch?v=ZjS0ZVa8oyI

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Because game developers keep fucking whining about it to gaming journalists and these people are apparently under the impression they are the only ones on the planet that ever have to work hard to meet a deadline.

fucking kill yourself

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
YOU'RE ALL BREATHTAKING

"cool, we can go through puberty together"

every fucking time

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>Hey guys famous and beloved actor here!!
>buy this product that features my face!!
And everyone goes apeshit, it's pathetic. I didn't expect Yea Forums to fall for such simplistic bullshit but here we are.

If I had money to spend, I'd buy the game 5 times just to spite faggots like this

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Children don’t even talk kike that

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

they're releasing another 50 minutes gameplay in august, exactly like how they did last year

wow dude youre just so above it all man

I don't give a single shit about the game, I just like Keanu.

Oy Vey

No, you are breathtaking.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>crunch culture
they can fuck right off with that shit
maybe if people put the sitting around with your thumb up your ass part after doing their actual work, it would get done at a liesurely pace
I work in tech, and the people who complain about crunch are ALWAYS the ones fucking around until right before deadline

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

dude Keanu Reeves was a Yea Forums meme before the John Wick hype

yeah I somehow doubt those are his kids, they're probably his wifes

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DESPITE MAKING UP 13% OF THE POPULATION,

>I AM BREATHTAKING

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I had to turn it off 10 seconds into him reading the script

everyone loves Keanu you newfag

It's like Pele at that one fifa presentation except he wasn't the meme of the month.
I know, your point?

It really seems you base nigger

Trannies really do take my breath away when I see them, and that's a good thing so I don't choke on the puke

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

I'll honest to god shoot you. give me your address.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Imagine being this unpleasant

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

tldr: I wanted to be on the cover of the game, because I all care is about what I do with my genitals

LEMME ASK YOU SO’M RICK

I’m convinced that it started by a cuck jurno hearing his Open relationship wife complain about work being hard:(

Git Gus or stop doing it

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

You're Breathtaking

Yeah man gotta go with the hivemind, don't wanna be called a fucking redditor.

you are breathing taking :)

>I AM BREATHTAKING

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He was really nervous and playful on stage. Turns out the irl Keanu is literally just an older Ted Logan

I'm breathtaking

someone post that reddit tranny with the velcro. you know the one

SOME OF YOU ARE VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS GAME!
CYBERPUNK!
2077!!
BUT THAT'S OK, BECAUSE FORTY FIVE PERCENT OF YOU MAD FREAKS WILL BE DEAD BEFORE THE RELEASE DATE!

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>466055242
>another thread ruined by celebrity worshippers
And I thought r*ddit was bad.

YOU are breathtaking!

You're breathtaking.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU. ARE. BREATHTAKING.

>concerned about cyperpunk because
>open world meme
>"blank slate" protagonist, but they're voiced and they keep pushing this basically canon look for them in the marketing
>summarized dialogue options
>unprompted voice lines from your character just to take you out of it more
>most of the game will probably be skyrim-tier contrived situations to make you feel like such a badass
but no, trannies and whackjobs are complaining about stupid crap so saying anything bad about the game lumps you in with them

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

welcome to nu-Yea Forums. in other threads you're a chinese epic shill. there's always a boogyman

you're breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

you’re breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

The brainwashed, self loathing lefty cuck thing is definitely white, but spics and nigs are actually more likely to be gay or tranny. To the point the big black tranny prostitute and the fiery latin twink in a belly shirt have been tropes for decades.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

I LOVE JEWISH COOKS

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have sex then kill yourself afterwards, incel

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOUR'RE BREATHTAKING!

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Summer can't be over soon enough. We litearlly have facebook tier of posts defending Hollywood celebrities because "You only hate it because it's popular xD"

>nobody will ever describe me as "breathtaking"

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Yes, your job at Nameless Tech Corp 6000 definitely parallels the environment of a major game development office. No difference at all.

YOU're BREATHTAKING

You're breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Imagine people would just clap and cheer at you and never let you talk.

You're Breathtaking!

he didnt mean it

You're breathtaking

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Pure salt.

he said breathtaking xD

(I like keanu just shut up already fuck u bitch)

See this for correct answer. The new criticisms of it can more or less be safely ignored.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

You're breathtaking

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pure downs

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

The T-shirt he is wearing almost looks like a CDPR shirt but it's not

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

haha tranny

>XIV player too
I bet they play fem lizard and ERP all day.

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Tell Yea Forums to tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

Did anyone else clap when they saw (current popular celebrity) appear on the scene?

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING and I'm superstitious

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Hi zoomer, you clearly haven't been around very long, most of what people call reddit is just old Yea Forums humor etc, only faggots are insecure enough to stop finding something funny because other people do too.

You’re breathtaking!

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>Bossman's face the whole time

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TOO LATE SUCKER

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

based dude with the green tie.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>Take a peek into room 214 if you get a chance, ran into this girl from Sandusky Ohio, runaway, 13 years old, real lolita shit. Real lolita shit.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>John Wick

Fucking zoomers, for me he's Neo from the Matrix

dilate.

Dear god user, chill out.I mean, he deserves it but chill.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

You'll be dead by 30, tranny.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

*AHEM*

based

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

BASED

>And I was like... wow.. Cd projekt Red.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Why nobody realises he was drunk?

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

the trannycels must fear the futachads

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basado

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

I'm miffed that the playable version was only open for """journalists""" so the only info we get is riddled with the sort of useless commentary and stupidity we've come to know from these so-called professionals.
And the deflection to lump you in with various flavors of boogeymen is an outsider tactic to disrupt conversation.

you also would be drunk after meeting bunch of slavs

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Damn Deus Ex Human Revolution is such a good fucking game.

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>implying these people play video games

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

You’re breathtaking

Tell me Yea Forums, why didn't the trailer show the niggers being visibly killed? Something just doesn't add up.

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