"So, user, you play games?"

No, I don't play videogames, but there is another type of game we can play *whips out dick*

That's how you do it lads play on your own terms

>only if we play with items later on.
youtube.com/watch?v=3euFlWF0-Mk

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Im not into shit games, sorry.

>"That's cool. Want to play some Smash?
Fuck no

>No items, of course."
MUH FUCKING DICK

As long as its melee

Let's Smash *unzips*

w...whats ur main

>Oh and user do you like having your balls stepped on?

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ganondorf

L O N D O N
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Based nazikiller

I say loser goes on top

I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR BOIPUSSY

thot begone

what if I have fun with no items?

>"So, user, you play games?"
No I only wank over banjo being in smash and ignore him having no new game since 2008.

Are you a boy, or a girl?

Why does she look like Galadriel?

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she is a dark elf

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haha oh man is it that obvious?

Fuck off you horsefaced slag, go take a shower

>What would you say?
"Get the fuck outta my house and contact your hairstylist, you trashy looking bitch."

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>So what's the deal here? Succubus? Djinn? Tulpa created from years of crushing loneliness? I don't actually care as long as I don't die I just want to know.

already happily dating but playing co-op Smash with anybody into it is too kino

This slag is starting to hit the wall

it's a neonazi

Is this the female version of the JUST haircut?

But why would a neonazi break into my house overnight to play Smash with me in the morning. It's clearly just a disguise for something supernatural that wants to feed off my life force.

Moar of this neonazi scuccubus.

Oh sur-
>No items, of course.

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bangs are very popular among traps

Sure thing, as long as we can oil up our firm bodies and big jiggly tits and have passionate lesbian sex afterwards.

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Bangs are very popular period, no one wants to see your nasty fivehead.

Sauce

>using items
Have sex

This kills the neonazi.

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My sauce is I'm not blind. You can see her bare breeding hips right in the bottom of the pic.

What is smash?

based

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begone thot?
Anybody that cares about Smash is not worth my time.

Actually I showered today so I'm not interested

I'd say good luck besting my Captain Falcon.

where's the feminine dick

she needs attention and she's getting up there in years so she needs it, pronto.
And you are on average a weak willed cracker that will go along in her shenanigans.

Use your imagination.

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>neonazi breaks into my house
>be a mutt
Yeah I kinda doubt she's here to just play smash.

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>that jew nose on the right

I mean you aren't wrong but there's better ways to do that than climbing into my bed while I sleep.

i don't play smash because i keep losing track of the characters but i'll fucking rek you in EU

Just realised that I've never played a nintendo game bar Mario Kart. Are they any good?

I think that’s an elbow and they just have their arms up and bent or something. It looks pretty funny as a Jew nose though.

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I'd beat her the fuck up. SMASH THE FASH.

who dis
she sounds based

Nazi Tranny Femdom Succubus. I'm up for it.

m..my pee pee in y..your poo poo?

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Why are you spamming femdom posts with this neonazi chick?
>nazi/skinhead gal
>wanting to play smash with me
>just wanting to play smash is bad enough
I doubt her

>pick Villager's Black Alt
>Win

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Lets get the Axis Powers back together. We just need an Italian Girl now.

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Is she okay?

Too masculine for me

Just sleeping.

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I'd kick her out for playing shitty games.

based

>Italian Girl

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this bitch got so fucking ugly

she can be in my harem

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are there seriously no nudes? weak

____ ____

Okay. But afterwards we play Mario Kart 8 with 200cc & Bananas/Bob-ombs only

You couldve picked an actually attractive black chick

WEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSHWEEOOSH

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>No items
lel fuck off, pussy

>fuck off, pussy
And you wonder why you haven't had sex.

What kind of fag plays smash without items, that's literally what sets it apart from any other mediocre fighting game.

Winner gets fucked in the ass.

>you can only have sex with pussy
I proudly fuck men. women are inferior.

fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty

>No items, of course."
I'm sorry, I only play by the official tournament rules

>Italian

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