She has eyelashes

>that look
you just know

It's a SHE?

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Same

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Is this news to you?

Kazooie's sex is common knowledge you deviant.

Cloaca?

BASTE

She’s always riding him user, this is shocking to no one.

>tfw most of the new porn is just gay Banjo or worse, Banjo cucking Kazooie

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She always had, you cock fag.

>There's already a pic where Banjo is fucking Isabelle and Kazooie has to wait in her cuckpack

Nintendo posters are worse than bronies

Nah.

BIRD
FEET

no way fag

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no not again

but she doesn't have games.

Do NOT lewd birbs!

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ok

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What a wavey lad.
They should really get it a mate so it doesn't have to dance at the zoo keepers like that.

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lol le lewd le bird! lmao
eyelashes means BED EYES lol!
I can't wait for le porn XD

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breegulls are for being stepped on by

You know you posting in here bumps the thread, right?

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You will never stop me

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When will she get more art bros?

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>ironic weebs
>liking lolicon

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So is everyone just going to ignore the fact that she has fur?

They're both trans. Banjo is trans male and kazooie is trans female.

I feel like I'm looking at the weirdest virgin/chad edit created yet.

Why did Scott Krudman disappear from the Internet?

They should be longer

You could say the same about Falco
ssbwiki.com/images/8/80/Falco_SSBU.png

Birds are chads.

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Retards gonna retard, but the "ravioli stromboli" that came from Kobayashi-san definitely fits the bill..

>le ironic cinematic no gaems SEETHING in every thread
lmao

Y'all niggas need to meet some more birds

dumb

>loli is cp
You're either a moralfag or a cunny.

She's literally just a red bird with anime eyes you freak

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Can someone make of Geno edit of the girl on the bottom right? He’ll never get in but I want to have one ready to go just in case.

Depends if she appears in the stage background or as a spirit

and a cunt who needs to be quieted with fat bear dick

I fail to see the problem here user.

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So can we all agree this bird is a masochist

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Seeing as how she gradually accepted different attacks being taught, she practically craves it.

She likes it ruff

imgur.com/gallery/zl0ldwB

many birds imprint on whatever species they are raised with

ostriches raised in captivity routinely perform mating behaviors towards humans

his brother died I think

thats actually good i laughed

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that's a pretty hot size difference

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So what's the porn mostly gonna be? Cuck or masochism

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ara ara~

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>ironic
oh no, im 100% serious, I want to fuck kazooie

yes? I know that? what are you trying to say here?

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fpbp

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it's ok to fuck birds

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egg laying

You alright there, bud?

god i wish

She's a girl, dingdong.

What accent does Kazooie have? This is important.

Ah shit, that'll be high up there.

if they don't have dragon kazooie in one of the alts i'm gonna be mildly annoyed but still very happy anyway

stop trying to fuck tiny modern day dinosaurs

cockney british

Fuck off /pol/tard. Not all girls have stupidly long eyelashes.

Brummie.

is it tight

RENT FREE

Oh God this is that "I hate every single one of you" pasta vibe about it.

>tiny

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LA SERIE EVENTO

I still use it as slang for women. Partly in jest, partly to sound like a fogey. Never around real actual human women of course.

>With anime eyes
And sass. Don't forget about the sass.

I love this pic but here are some thoughts:
>add those stupid lofi hip hop anime girls
>get rid of the loli thing, ironic weebs do not read loli
>add in copious amounts of jojo references
>add in a few additional japanese words like "NANI?"

You're gonna rip your dick off

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nobody makes memes for those of us here from 1005 or earlier

god damn it I meant 2005

imagine the bacteria

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>mfw been on Yea Forums for 1015 years

Man, that thing would tear you to shreds.

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Yeah user
>tfw no meme about your sister getting kidnapped by vikings

>1005
ha fucking zoomer try 5

>newfags will never know how apeshit Yea Forums went when we learned that kenneth iii of scotland was killed in battle

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>anime eyes
You stupid, cock starved idiot.

It’s been known for over 20 years.

Don't worry that last part was obvious.

Ironic weebs love loli and are the most vocal about it.

>tfw you will never get to suckle and caress raptor feet

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do it with a chicken
it should feel the same

You probably are never around any women. And that’s a good thing.

Fucking darkages fag. I still hate the church for flooding this place with you fucks.
Greekfags were better.

They'll do the "lol she's a 1000 year old elf actually xd" thing while fawning over a little anime girl but I highly doubt someone who browses reddit and watches crunchyroll would straight up tug their weiner loli porn.

I always interpret ironic weebs as being as obnoxious as normal weebs but without the actual depravity/social ineptitude of normal weebs

A chicken isn't a raptor, you dense irritating miniature beast of burden.

I want to fuck Human Banjo.

haha

lol imagine

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