good moOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Good attitude and good luck, I'm not sure why the inclusion of a beloved character would upset you or take away from the one you like, but maybe you will see Steve with an Alex echo, that way everyone's happy. Screen cap this if you'd like
Is this some bizarro v or something because I hate nintencel console and games but I'm pretty sure this is a pasta about banjo not being in his flash game when he actually is? What the fuck?
Caleb Torres
I'm pretty sure few of them had genuine desire to specifically have Steve in Smash, but it's been clear for some time that many of them at least took their commitment to the gag far too seriously. This reaction only cements that fact.
The amount of coping the past nearly 24 hours has been so satisfying. Seethe harder, cry harder, cope harder. The bear and bird have been wanted by fans and have been considered being added by the devs since either 64 or Melee. Deal with it.
Joshua Smith
T-The one and only S-Steve? You know? The one f-from Minecraft?
Joseph James
I can literally see the tears behind this post. Sorry Stevie, smash is for real video game characters ;)
Jordan Butler
Who is this? I have never in my life played Minecraft before
Jaxson Fisher
>this whole video >all these comments Maybe Yea Forums just isn't for me anymore.
Angel Diaz
Why is Corrin in then?
Robert Parker
What's wrong with the retards on this site these days? They see a joke they like and dedicate their entire lives to it.
Because Nintendo considers him more of a character than a default skin from a lego game, silly.
Jayden Rogers
For some reason trannies really love Minecraft. Why do you think there was a Discord channel for Steveposting
Connor Price
Yea Forums wanted Banjo, retard. No one here unironically asked for Steve yet you have tons of young teens on reddit wanting him.
Noah Brooks
The E3 direct thread that had a sticky was deleted after it was over.Could someone link me to it from an archive or something? wanna read the reactions.
Robert Ramirez
That there's some genuine autism right there. Grade A.
Isaac Thomas
Fukken based
Grayson Long
Let it fucking go, this is sad. Yea Forums as a whole needs to let dead jokes go, this is why everyone found you weird in highschool.
AHAHAAHS SNEED AHAHAHAHA SNEED SNEED
No, it's not funny, it's old. Stop.
Landon Howard
Does someone have the link for the steve 3D model?
>t. Steve rest in shit it was just beating a dead horse. went on months after it should’ve ended and just wasn’t funny anymore
Hudson Foster
Holy shit, this can't be real. Yea Forums isn't supposed to be your life. It's just a stupid place you go to try find discussion and jokes. Harder to do these days with /pol/ screaming at everyone...
ok serious question. where the fuck the idea that minecraft default character as smash dlc character meme first originated? yes i saw some hints that banjo might be appear as dlc, like how phil spencer say that he think it's a neat idea to have banjo appear in smash but i never saw anything that hint the steve character might appear in smash...
Samuel Murphy
Fuck Banjo
Hudson Myers
Cope, virgin.
Owen Watson
This could actually be the most autistic we've ever gotten.
Elijah Hill
some shitposters then vergeben the master liar hyped it up to get attention
Benjamin Sanders
Seethe, tranny.
Xavier Anderson
where the fuck the idea that banjo as smash dlc meme first originated?
Ryan White
>Ugly Steve was created by a literal discord furfag tranny >Thinks he has any ground to stand on Fuck off, tranny.
Benjamin Turner
Seethe over winning? Back to the short bus with you.
Adam Smith
The moment you realized you didn't know what grammar was.
Christian Reyes
Wasn't it realized that Vergeben likely confused a Cubivore spirit for Minecraft? Then again, he has a history of egotistical retardation.
Thomas Torres
Is this the new down syndrome general?
Jace James
Nigga the people who are demanding Steve were crying about elementary school when Minecraft came out. You think it's a coincidence that literally the only threads about Minecraft are about getting a rep into a Nintendo game?
It should’ve ended after the Links Awakening fuckup he did, but stevies kept on going, saying that “uhhh, one mistake doesn’t mean he isn’t wrong!” after that, Vergeben jumped on the banjo bandwagon. And again, it should’ve ended there since the very leaker that created the whole Steve nonsense turned against them. And they even thought he was still reliable after the last mistake. But no, they STILL kept on spewing shit. They should’ve quit when they had minimal damage, but they continued building themselves up until Banjo himself stepped in an anally annihilated them. It’s hilarious when you realize they completely did this to themselves.
to me (a non switch owner) it was all about memeposting but i was genuinly suprised he got in, i didnt expect neither steve or him to actually make it. Steveposting was fun tho
Nathaniel Nelson
I love to bait steveposter
Adam Bell
20 years ago. That's why it's such a big deal.
Carson Taylor
Minecraft has been out for over 10 years user They’re older than you think
Sebastian Green
Everybody knows trannies hate based Notch for his twitter posts. Why would they push Steve of all characters? Doesn't add up
Post the ending you ducker Let it have the wholesome ending and stop roster fagging
Dominic Wood
I always thought it was making fun of rosterfags who only care about reveals. But I think it spiraled into unironic wanting the ugly guy in Smash and hating Banjo because they needed a target. Makes me wonder if there will be another "us vs them" rosterfag posting.
Luke Hill
Who makes these hideous 3D steves?
Joseph Mitchell
Copulate.
Jace Anderson
Oh I hope minecraft just ends up being a mii costume, the tears from stevefags would be delicious
Imagine caring about this site or any of the people using it. I just come here to shitpost and look at leaks.
Oliver White
>Yea Forums smashfag meetups Jesus fucking Christ it's even worse than I could have imagined. None of you have children, please.
Bentley Fisher
Underrated scribble
Cooper Jones
>Acting like nothing happened Don't make me get my shotgun and give you the old yeller treatment, Steve. Just go back to your game and live in peace. Give up and accept your fate. It's sad to even see you still keep doing this.
>Ryubros were never on their side >Doombros showed time and time again that they despised blockheads >Chadows were on Banjo's side, they were grinch comrades >Personachads didn't even care enough for blockheads to pick a side Don't get me started on the "neutral" fags.
Joshua Hughes
They started when they were four year olds, that makes them 14 at the oldest. Zoom on.
Jackson Peterson
stevebros are a shell of their former selves. you lost everything, and for what? zoomer bait?
What is so bad about this? They're obviously just laughing and joking around. They literally even say "if it's Banjo, it's still gonna be funny cuz we're all gonna be like AAAAHHH".
Owen Carter
The fact that there are people who actually talk like they post on Yea Forums makes me mildly upset. There are certain words that we regularly use here that I'm pretty sure most people here can't just nonchalantly use with the sound of their own voice as it'll likely give off an unsure and awkward tone that other people can pick up on, like with that guy who said "faggot".
David Carter
Should have just been 'GUH HUH' from banjo to be honest
Asher Lewis
how many people have fapped to this
Christopher James
The final DLC fighter will be Jimmy Hopkins
Jacob Cox
leeches. you had nothing to do with the creation of steve
-Notch
Ethan Price
The autistic screeching near the end sure didn't seem like a joke.
Ryan Ramirez
wtf, is it really you notch?
Chase Diaz
Of course it have to be discordniggers, who else would unironically support squareman this fucking much. petition to track and kill nu-cancers like this when?
The Stevies keep coping, so I must digress - You're the one reason you got into this mess! Your lifeless shitposting had snuffed out discussion, But Banjo came back to give you a concussion! Your shit meme is over, let's put this to bed. Stop feigning support for a worthless blockhead!
I'm sure the guy saying "OH NO NO NO NO" was also dead serious.
Tyler Morgan
Yes. By the way, I plan on buying 4channel in the near future.
-Notch
Logan Edwards
he's not wrong though I'm willing to be most actual minecraft fans don't even give a shit about having a rep in smash
Jordan Moore
Some guy on Yea Forums made it as a joke and uploaded the model because people thought it was funny, it went from being used to make fun of people that wanted Steve to being their shitposting mascot.
Jacob Cook
Guh Guh. How he still manages to escape this. Just accept your fate and get yourself sucked into the void.
How about a Minecraft stage? Be honest, there's a lot of potential there.
Mason Williams
Welcome to Smash, Grunty
James Roberts
Honestly fuck Banjo I seriously didn't even watch the rest of his trailer once he was revealed. Keep at it steve bros, fuck banjo and fuck banjobabbies
Jose Bennett
that's why they pretend notch didn't make it, which is where the "hatsune miki made minecraft" 'meme' came from
>Steve was Yea Forums character Then I'm glad he didn't make it, this place is fucking awful.
Thomas Cox
Notch has gone from the patriarch of the Minecraft family to the uncle that doesn't get invited to reunions anymore.
Angel Kelly
A shrill voice echoes from the shitposter's den, "Look at this, ma! It's been posted again!" He still thinks it's funny, his insufferable bait, But jokes lose their luster after month number eight!
Minecraft became reddit as soon as they added hunger.
Cameron Ward
How did they fit so much fucking SOUL into this?
Isaiah Foster
>Cringe >Oh, wow, Based >Another anime swordsman? >it's over bros >Banjofags blown the fuck out >time to cope They are actually casually saying some of these things. Even IF they're using some ironically, that guy genuinely said "cringe" and "based" as casually as you'd say "cool". This is your average Yea Forums poster, people. Also, they all being people from Yea Forums is no excuse, Yea Forums terms sound retarded when you say it out loud and should be kept here. These faggots should feel fucking ashamed for even recording this shit
As stevefags once said, "it's hip to be square" But little you knew, you were in for a scare Please don't add in Banjo, you faggots all whined But the people of Ninty had other things in mind You called him a irrelevant, like his games were bad But when push comes to shove, it's Steve who's been had. A shitty default skin, a mere empty shell Like him you lacked souls, so suffer in hell
if this is genuine then it's sad how far rosterfaggotry went fuck rosterfags anyways the point is that steve is not a character that fits well in smash and banjo is minecraft is, or was, a way better game than any banjo game will ever be, especially if you include mods
Nolan Ramirez
I swear this Steve model got ported to Source, I'm trying to find it so I can use him in Source Filmmaker Anyone have a link?
Lincoln Hernandez
based pikachu
Hudson Morris
Question: why is the Steve in these posts always white? Steve is a black guy.
