I'm starting to feel sorry for Mario

I'm starting to feel sorry for Mario.

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Why is Peach such a bitch?

Mario's too good for Peach

This can't be real. She even keeps an eye on his hand as she turns away.

he is just doing a "'you first" sort of motion

When will they learn?

Oof

peach was never such a bitch was she?

yeah since there is no door mario just gestures her to continue along but its still looks sketch

This. It's literally an "after you" gesture.

This. She was looking at his hand because she wanted him to grab her hand, instead of letting her walk in by herself.

maybe

>no Bob-ombBus.com

If it was intended to be a snub Mario would look a bid more upset, so I think you're right.

Its a motion meaning "no please, after you." Its a sign of a gentleman. Thats it. You guys need to get out more.

have sex, mario

Shit like this is why Bowsette took off

>extremely long pedals so the Toad can drive the bus
Cute.

>That face that red toad makes

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You know shes cheating on that BBC
Big bowser cock

I dont understand wjat made you come up with anything othertwise. What were you thinking?

Mario (bing bing wahoo man) needs to appeal to his target demographic, hover hand O-mouthed sois. dont want the players feeling inferior or jealous now

Don't. He's willingly there and unworthy of sympathy.

jesus Toads have become the mindless drones of people.

Based Toad

this shit is why bowsette became such a thing

He was gesturing "after you" not asking for her hand.

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Remember the ending to Oddysey?

Mario lore is unironically fucking deep

>trusting Yea Forums for social things

he's just looking at the pile of peach's luggage and realising it's a dildo hidden in them

His fault. He should go first and help girl to get down.

>spoiler
Damn, deep cut Super Mario RPG reference.

What game lets me play Mario as a MGTOW?

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I don't think there is only one dildo inside.

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Mario really needs to ditch Peach, leave the Mushroom Kingdom and hook up with Pauline.

Come back home Mario.

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this.
so much turbo artists cant read basic human communication.

calm down reddit its a nintendo game

This.

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No she was always a bitch

WHAT A TWEEST

yikes

the animations in this game are so good holy shit

>Yea Forums is so aspergers they can't recognize a simple gesture that means "after you" in a fucking cartoon character
Love you guys

bing bing......

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Explain why she gives Mario that disgusted look

... boohoo

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It made zero sense to have these guys working on some shitty Metroid game about faceless robots.

he's still trying to be a gentlemen; she knows the place is haunted and Mario should go in first.

She is getting the BBD

Bowser is literally a wizard

Tanabe gets what Tanabe wants. Thankfully this time it's looking to be one of those cases where the production is inspired and following a good direction like with the original Metroid Prime games.

this is a different game bro. Nothing literally has changed.

Let's be honest, Mario can be a bit of a asshole himself, like in that Mario Sports Commercial, they were actually made for eachother. And Bowser, it is pretty fucking clear all three like their "Arrangement" of kidnappings and rejections, and they are all three assholes in their own ways.

Thats why Sonic is better: He doesn't care about pink thots, he just wants to go on an adventure.

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>Let's be honest, Mario can be a bit of a asshole himself, like in that Mario Sports Commercial
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