Tfw too poor to move out and buy a dildo

I'm too ashamed to go to a sex shop and If I bought it online my parents would see it, also nowhere to hide since my mom checks every corner of the house

...y-yes?

Save Hex

You can use me as your dildo.

kill trannies

gaymers rise up

then use a cucumber or something

make one
use a hair brush (you know which end)
cucumbers
there are ways

W H E R E

This thread is ahead of its time.

KYS SMELLY TRANNY

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how do i stop wanting to be a girl i never asked for this

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first thread I see in the morning lmao
thank you Yea Forums
very cool

Miami

You don't need a dildo, just get a cute boyfriend!

Honestly this. Already had one but still wanted to try it out

I did it many times but it just doesn't feel very good without lube or even like a proper toy/dick

Me neither but I've legitimately wanted it since I was 7.

Buy one anyway. Or is she the kind of person who'll throw another adult's personal belongings away because of her personal objections?

You're the one looking for dick, W H E R E are YOU?

Work hard, save money. You'll get there, in due time.

Read the bible. Unironically.

>its another anime sissy thread

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>not using lube
Shit nigger, what are you doing? Tell me you were at least spitting on it a bunch every minute or two.

being a guy is so much better
why do you want to be a girl

>take shit
>flush
>water starts going away, but turds cling to the side of the bowl
>soon the water's gone, and all that's left are a few turd nuggets just hanging out in the open air
>have to flush like three more times to get rid of the fuckers
How's everyone else's night going?