Hey guys, it's Keanu Reeves. I've changed my mind...

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TODD I KNOW THAT'S YOU AND I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR GAME

hey keanu my man how come you got 4 ears now? what happened?

Omg. Keanu im ordering the game right now.

Fuck off todd I know it’s you

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fuck off randy

I love you Keanu! You’re the coolest dude in Hollywood, I’ll buy anything you want me to

Will it have a taran tactical 3 gun mode?

hey Randy
FUCK OFF

Fuck off randy

>i actually thought 76 was ftp

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Mr. Keanu, did you get a haircut? Something seems off

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BUY IT!!!!!!

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You'll buy two
You'll buy two
You'll buy two

YOU'LL
BUY
TWO

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Ill buy it keanu

I don’t have any money left after buying my 38th copy of Skyrim.

you can do it.
You're breathtaking
I know you'll find the money

but I'm poor Mr. Reeves.. I heard you're a nice guy can you spare some of your Hollywood action star bucks?

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OMMMGGGGG KEEENOOO REEEEVS
WTF I LOVE FULLOUT NOW

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YOURE NOT FOOLING ME THIS TIME TODD

please I don't want anymore bethesda games. I already have 76 and my friends stoped playing it and I buyed skirim seven times already. PLEASE HAVE SOME MERCY.

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He's lying. It's a trap. It's TODD HOWARD. Don't cancel your pre orders. Don't buy Fallout 76.

Fuck off Randy

BUY, CIS SCUM

fuck off

goddamn spider i'm buying F76

Umm, Mr. Reeves I'm afraid you're mistaken, I no longer pre-order games, been burned to many times.

Simple mistake though, but thank you for avenging Doge

77 is greater than 76.

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I am inevitable.

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God if there ever was a face that said "what's new with you?" it'd be this one.

you can play Fallout 76 FOR FREE for the ENTIRE WEEK

if dubs everyone in this thread has to buy the collector's edition of fallout 76

[Perception 2] Todd?
[Speech 25] Let's not mince words Todd, what's it worth to me?
Blow it out your ass Todd.

Well if Keanu says I should do it I dont really have much of a choice...

but there's no dubs on Yea Forums

>[Speech 25] Let's not mince words Todd, what's it worth to me?
Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw you one week of free access to the Fallout 76 BR mode if you buy in now.

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[Speech 50] You're going to have to make it more worth my while, Todd.

Stupid Todd. Fine. But I have to wait for my new cpu to come in because I can't play it on ps4 because I can't aim with thumbsticks.

>[Speech 50] You're going to have to make it more worth my while, Todd.
Tell you what: you pay me an extra 10 bucks, I'll throw in an extra 500 atoms. That light wood laminate can be yours, just say the word.

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it was a different time, literally and non memetically.

nords were just as stupid but still, if they released the game now, they would still catch shit for this. i assume that if they ever decided to remaster morrowind, they'd have to change the redguard stats or rename intelligence to something

nice try spider

jesus todd you didn't need to actually listen to sam raimi, this is some heavy stuff man

FUCK-AH YUU

YUU BAI ZERUDA BURETH OV DAH WERUDO TUU OH I WIRR KIRR YUU

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*ka-chunk*

I'd like to see you try, you rice-eating suicide monkey

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What would Keanu Reeves look like if Cyberpunk was developed by Bethesda instead?

Well okey doke mister John Wick from Fortnite
Should i buy the special edition?

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MY FUCKING SIDES

You look like that guy who played Dr. Strange but bearded. What's his name again?

What happened to Fallout 5 to 75?

Give Todd Howard another dollar, he just might tell you depending on your charisma

EggsBenedict CabbagePatch

Bend-a-dick cum-in-pants

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frig off randy

Do you really think you can escape us user?

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>a spider is the one trying to undo Todd’s web of lies
Poetry

Oh no not Toot Howwoh!
Where's Dddd Arddra when we need him?

gender modifiers existed?

Enough is enough. I’m making the call.

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Yep, in every game until Skyrim.
Except Daggerfall technically because, like most features in the game, racial attributes were broken and didn't actually apply. But if they did they would have been gendered too.

[INT 7] Uh, Todd, you do realize 10 bucks is far more than the cost of 500 atoms?
[Confirmed Bachelor] I think I have a better idea of how to make it worth my while.
[Terrifying Presence] Make it 10000 atoms or I wear your face like you wear Keanu’s.

Frig off bobandy

I already bought 76 please give me my dog back todd

Check this 76

Lmaoing at (You)

You will buy Fallout 76 right user-kun?

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Todd posting is truly blessed

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Fuck You Randy Bobandy, and your face

frigg off todd, im not buying your damned battle royale

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user's, I think there's something wrong with Keanu. His attempts to make me buy fallout 76 is scaring me.

That's the guy from star wars