Say something nice about short haired Zelda from BotW2

I'm going to fuck her until I give her a baby!

We all know it will be your fault for releasing Ganon and Link will have to clean up your shit again.

Made for BBC (Big Boar Cock)

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How would you feel if Link and Zelda already had kids by the time the story starts?

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happy

Remember that scifi channel show Lex. As a young teen I always hoped something truly pornographic would occur, but it never really did.

>short hair
>nice butt/thighs
All she needs is a cute navel and she'll be perfect

that's long hair you blindo

Forced as fuck. There's zero chemistry between Link and Zelda despite what the logs say. The ONLY time they've ever looked good as a couple was in ST.

so fucking happy

I'm looking forward to the buttsex minigame.

>lets ignore the journal entries
>and the memory quests
>and the ending
kys

Zero output from the character to actually get anywhere and the story isn't any better as Link is still the same voiceless character as he's always been. It's forced as fuck like I said before.

The only good thing that can be said is she has the potential to grow her hair long again

Cute
Cute
CUTE

please be my gf

I love blonde Makoto.

>M7H STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN GUIZ

Nintendo is SJW, its over

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No she's fucking ugly. No tits no ass. Skyward sword Zelda is perfect and pure.

Nintendo fucked up because anything other than Zelda being the default/main character the game focuses on the west is going through a massive bitch fit.

If she's an AI companion she's subservient.
If she's only playable in co-op it renforces gender roles.
If the she needs saving at any point despite being playable it's a damsel in distress.

Nintendo fucked up by ever pandering to the absolute mongoloids that think just because Zelda is in the title she should be the MC/playable because there is no winning unless Zelda gets her own game at this point.

Fuck, I'm dead! That's hilarious. Saved!

that was honestly my first thought too
but hey, we don't even know anything certain about her yet
just have faith...

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>Short hair = SJW
Have you ever talked to a real woman before? No your mother doesn't count.

>all these threads about a playable Zelda
>historically, Zelda isn't playable
It's gonna feel bad when it turns out she isn't playable, bros...

they made a point to show the green hand on link, i'm assuming that's a new mechanic. unless zelda has the shieka slate i don't see her being playable.

I LOVE SHORT HAIR ON GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up Legoman.

I love short hair like that on girls

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She's Ali's nobody.

unironically less attractive than link

That's not any better.

Hyrule Supercuts lmao
20% for lesbo chops

She went from an 8 to a 10. Cute as a button.

That's always been the case. Nintendo has always left it open to interpretation. Letting the player headcanon their own story instead of outright picking a love interest for them.

Except for where Link scored a kiss back in the day, and all the ambiguity and faggot pandering is recent. I hope Link mating presses Zelda at the end of this game.

>that tummy

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>That's always been the case.
Spirit Tracks says hello. It doesn't work here, Link isn't a romantic character, and what romance was in BotW died with Mipha's awful character.

It's too bad I'm too much of a brainlet to mod my Switch. I'd seen the videos of the Zelda mod and holy fuck it looks cool.

I don't like when hair covers women's backs. That's why shoulder long hair that's been braided or put in a ponytail is the ultimate hairstyle.

Power couple

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>redhead Link
It’s poopoo

And somehow it will be thought of as the 2nd coming of jesus christ and that it was the first game that ever did this, 10/10.... calling it now, also calling it they will onky add like 1 or 2 dungeons at most and will just be mre of the same map reskinned with minor changes.

It would be extremely cute.

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ST was definitely the most overt. Though there really wasn't any other options to leave it ambiguous (think Malon, Paya, Riju, etc), though still never outright stated.

I wanna tug on it while I rawdog her from behind.

How come we have to talk about a fucking game characters hair Jesus fucking Christ you fuckers are shit.

>Burning heretics who don't believe in the cult of Hylia
Based.

many of us are very lonely

My girlfriend has short hair like that, so m8, I r8, 8/8.
Cute as a button, would snuggle.

The game is emulated, user.

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Farore will flood Hylia’s world and set things right by killing off all those jobber worshippers.

You don't play mods on the switch, you play them on the emulated game.

I can post her if you want. She's literally adorable. 5"3, 115 pounds. Very cuddly.

C U T E

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... is... is it difficult to set up? Like I said, I'm a potato.

This doesn't have to have the same feel/atmosphere of BOTW to be good
I agree that the "alone on an adventure" aspect of BOTW was great, but having a companion could create a different feeling just as good
Maybe they could improve the combat and make it more action-oriented? Or create tougher puzzles using both characters? Or action puzzles like Kickle Cubicle

sauce on the artist?

Unironically better

Stay mad c/u/ck. Play the superior Japanese version of the game where links logs early display he has feelings for zelda

Cute! CUUUUUUTE!

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Looks uglier than before.

Almost as fuckable as Link.

i overreact, i know

cute I say

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here’s white haired link

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that was linkle

>a girl will never braid your hair

why even live

She looks way better. I hated her BotW design but lo and behold a good hairstyle that actually frames her fucking face improves her tenfold, who woulda thunk.

I just want both zelda and link as duo protags.

>superior Japanese version
Lmao, that one was even worse. The Japanese have such a retarded way of love. Makes sense when you consider they’re dying out.

This is not botw

She looks nice for a woman that just had a baby

This.

>that one was even worse
>has logs from links perspective for every single quest in the game
>worse.

Why do you people keep saying such retarded things?

because you keep responding, sperg.

It bothers you

Retard

Japanese version of Link’s logs was different from the one we got. Read too much like an anime which is why it sounded so gay.

lmao deething weebcuck

>Japanese version of links logs
>version
There was no other version of the logs.because they were localized out.
Fuck outta here with your dumb ass and shit taste.

>Read too much like an anime which is why it sounded so gay.
And you know this because you actually read it and not a half assed ESL fan translation, right?

it's also the european version

Do you just... not understand how localization/translation works?

>shit taste
I only play in Latin fun because the English dub was trash and Japanese one was gay.
>that fucking crying Zelda scene
But it can hilarious at times.

gross.

Smash Zelda is only 400% cuter than her now instead of 600%

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Shit taste.

All the changes they made from BotW 1 have been improvements

Lets hope she's fun to play as

They get rid of things written from ones perspective in favor of generic quest details?

Can you repeat that in English? I don't speak Retard.

i'm glad that caesar can enjoy botw in his own tongue

SHIT TASTE.

Latin or LatAm as some call it. Latin America dubs can be high quality sometimes.

>when you consider they’re dying out
Do people unironically believe this, or is it should played of as an insult? Low birthrates will not result in the death of an entire race, seriously imagine being this retarded. Declining birthrates are actually a blessing considering how overpopulated Japan is. Japan would be a lot more pleasant with fewer people anyway, I was a little big overwhelmed at times during my visit. Especially Shinjuku Station and Dotonbori at night, it was insane for someone like me who grew up in the sticks.

I'm glad they're going full lewd in this game

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At least put a spoiler on it.

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