GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
Hate to disappoint you Banjofags, but there are still TWO (2) more DLC slots for Smash Ultimate! And while you continue to praise Vergeben, need I remind you that he is still supporting the claim that Minecraft content will be featured in Smash? Banjo’s reveal not only proved Vergeben credible, but also confirmed that yours truly will be in Smash Ultimate! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
How about I lay out the facts: >Vergeben, who has been 100% correct, claims that Minecraft content will be featured for Smash >Sakurai has been shitting on all of these “rules,” so another rep for Microsoft is still possible >the roster website shows 4 dlc slots still open, so the next two dlc characters have echos (gee, I wonder if there’s another variant of Steve? Perhaps one with a vagina?) >Sakurai is clearly aware of the west’s interests as shown by Banjo’s reveal Yeah, I’m thinking /ourguy/ is in!
Well atleast you're looking Iin the brightside. That's the best thing to do when you realize you have failed and the other guy BTFO'd your ass.
Also Vergeben only really said Minecraft Content, not a fighter. Plus I've yet to see credible leakers like Sabi, PapaGenos' very own VR Plant Guy nor Shinobi ResetEra Newman guy make claims that even hint at that.
So once the direct for Banjo Kazooie rolls around showing off all the cool new Microsoft stuff, I hope you enjoy your free Steve assist trophy!
>who the fuck is steve? this was what everyone was talking about when you fags started to make these threads. steve has no presence or personality on its own game, steve is not going to be in smash, if a minecraft character is going to be on smash, its going to be a creeper, because steve is just a placeholder character.
Robert Myers
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Grayson Perez
Pathetic
Easton Cooper
I just made this exact fucking thread a 30 mins ago and you fags let it get archived FUCKING KYS YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT AAAAAH FUCK YOU OP THESE ARE MY (You)S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunty tells Stevies what everyone has thought, Banjo is beloved, Steve simply is not! Keep seething and coping to your heart's content, We'll live in your mind and never pay rent!
Anyone else having deja vu? This is pretty much post Grinch Leak, but Steve is taking the heat. It’s going to be pretty poetic if Steve gets on.
Lincoln Powell
Why don't you find out on their discord? discord.gg/FcYYaw get fucked, "Steve from Minecraft"
Anthony Miller
GOOD EVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo is in so Steve can't be! “No!”
Do you really think Banjo being in proves Steve won't be? All this shows is that Nintendo is interested in catering to all markets! With Banjo covering nostalgia, it's up to our favorite underdog to bring a legion of young new players to Smash! Steve is from the most popular game ever made, and he's ensured a position in Smash Ultimate! Deep in your heart you know Steve won't only get in but will also make the game even better, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
So what kind of suicidal Steve pics do you have? Just curious for how prepared you are for when the last two characters are announced
Easton Perez
Wow, that discord is just depressing...
Adrian Baker
I know right the absolute state of Stevefags, thinking they can vehemently shitpost at us for months while hiding away in their discords, the utter gall
Reminder that despite the character reveals we got today, we did not get the full Sakurai style reveals yet. So Steve will probably be a $1 Mii outfit when Banjo releases.
David Bailey
The fact stevefags are so dedicated to getting a character they don't actually care about into smash just to piss people is kind of amazing.
The Stevies keep seething, their egos descending, "I'm not upset! I was only pretending!" I guess I should tell you, though thousands have said it, Fuck off with this meme, and go back to Reddít!
>the roster website shows 4 dlc slots still open, so the next two dlc characters have echos Or one of them is for Yooka-Laylee as a Banjo-Kazooie echo. Hell, fucking NiGHTS & Reala have a better chance than Steve.
Let Banjofags have their cake, user. You have to throw them a bone when their last game was 2006 GBA title 'Banjo Pilot'. Besides, don't you know the meaning of "saving the best for last"?
Unlike the rest of the rosterfags, stevefags just intensify their shitposting when BTFO. They're truly the pinnacle of Yea Forums culture.
Kevin Diaz
Even if Steve is a never-ever for Smash, the Steve trolling will still have been an institution in itself.
Owen Torres
>implying Steve will even get an Assist Joker shipped with Morgana, Banjo will get Mumbo or Conker/Fulgore/Rash. Steve will be a Mii Costume, (assuming he isn't cucked out of even that small grace by his more interesting enemy mobs like the Creeper)
There is already proof of a minecraft stage my debut is inevitable Banjo won for today but for the war against rosterfags I win. Sorafags don't even stand a chance.
pretending you didn't lose is even more pathetic than whining about losing
Tyler Lee
Stevie, stevie, stevie. Even during the moment of your absolute loss, you cannot accept defeat humbly, whining like those autistic brats that swarm your fanbase just because Microsoft didnt approve some default skin blockhead over a 5th generation icon. You know, Daytona USA was something of a 5th gen phenomenon as well. I can't wait to be alongside my Banjobros! Oh, and in the meantime: youtubemultiplier.com/5cf6ba89b0bfc-ohnonononono-stevekeks-are-finished.php
>six months of "Banjo and Kazooie won't get in, I will!" >Banjo and Kazooie get in >"A-Actually, it doesn't matter if they got in, you'll be upset anyway if I still am, right!?"
Not really, if anything that would kill your meme even more.
