Nintendo Treehouse girl

In all seriousness -- What happened to Rich?

He and Audrey both worked at IGN and they both moved to Nintendo, no? Also Jose Otero.

Yeah it really makes you think.

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Is Rich still there?

100% accurate for BotW and Black 2 though.

A challenger appears.

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>Theresa
>Treehouse
DEEPEST LORE

She really needed a stylist this year, damn girl , those split ends.

>roll out of bed, put on your pantaloons and get on stage

Theresa a qt. Everyone else was all about Audrey Drake's tits, only a few of us with patrician taste noticed Theresa.

pfft, I thought the same, like she cute but damn.

It looks like she fried her hair straightening and blowdrying it to death.

>pride pin
>no tits

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Me on the right.

I luh her

Ugh, why is Yea Forums so obsessed with trannies?

her tits are fake
she modestly hides her adequate C cups because she's not a vile seductress

Waifushits need to die. Go outside.

>wants a slutty bimbo showing off for everyone
Have some dignity, user.

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why is Yea Forums so preoccupied with ugly dogs?

Holy shit between this girl and the big titty horse face chick Yea Forums has awful taste

I want to respect her as a person and wish her well in her career.

who's waifuing her? I think most people are just saying "she's cute"

Don’t let the baby face fool you kid. She’s getting railed by her employers.

Don't forget gender swapped Kojima.

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Gb2discord

prove that they're fake

Old pic of her. At the very least she abuses push-up bras like crazy

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she looks like she marries white guys

that doesnt remotely look like the same person

Yes, she has that effect on a lot of people. I really would like to pick her brain on her most anticipated upcoming video games in a respectful two-way discussion.

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>fag pin
>Euro

dropped

Nobody finds Theresa attractive, people are just being contrarian.

t. closet homosexual

>Nobody finds Theresa attractive, people are just being contrarian.
Fuck you, go be rude somewhere else.

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>based

>fag pride pin

pick one.

I do, Audrey looks like she got BOGGED

You a low test beta.

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>she looks like she marries white guys

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wait, dragoncon? sheeeit nigga I'm there every year

Calm down Audrey

are you retarded?

are you blind, they're huge in that pic too

I get these kindergarten teacher vibes from all the treehouse girls. Like, the way they talk, the words they use, etc. It's actually kind of soothing.

Treehouse is the best part of E3 every year

I like Theresa but shiiiiit I'd take the chick on the left

Theresa and Treehouse are both anagrams for Mozart.

They know they're dealing with a fanbase full of volatile and unstable freaks.

are we sure she isn't borderline and moonlights as a prostitute? we've made this mistake once before

She looks scarily like my best friend's gf.

actually I tried proving it and every old pic I find shows her tits are a similar size or can be explained by a normal bra compared to the pushup bra she wore during her BOTW Treehouse presentation

Oh boy, she is getting old. One year left until you guys get another treehouse waifu

Would purchase
>we've made this mistake once before

W-who?

Have some from when BotW was just coming out

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Alison Rapp

If only.

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That was her first year which I was thinking wasn't long ago, but it's already been 3 years.

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That's how you know she's a real one

i dig it

Yea Forums thought she was cute before she was revealed as a child-porn defending psycho

She's so shy. It's cute.

>but it's already been 3 years.
What the fuck

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fuck you split ends are sexy as fuck i wish more girls had split ends

Shouldn't that make her more attractive?

Needs to bring back the fringe, her hair was doing her no favors today.

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She looks like she snuggles with the teddy bear her boyfriend won her at the county fair while she's away on business. Nice and wholesome. Reality is probably the contrary, but a lad can dream.

Have another.

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t.

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Nintendo of America didn't think it was the best idea to let a defender of child pornography promote titles like Yoshi's Woolly World

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She looks like Princess Leia

Don't let Yea Forumsv/pol/ trick you; some women aren't tainted by the media and degeneracy and are still pure. She was probably hired as to be the opposite of Audrey.

>bad skin
>gross nose

Gonna be a big yikes from me

You're doing God's work, user. I'm saving all of these. My only contributions are some shitty Snipping Tool captures like pic related.

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obligatory

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I did not need you to give me that mental image. But I'm shamefully enjoying it.

Imagine a BBC blasting a big load inside her pussy lol

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You think her beef curtains are as roastie'd as Leia's?

Absolutely not!

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Here's a Theresa from 2013, so young and dorky looking.

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Cute girls wearing those green military jackets are my weakness.

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They forgot to wear the pride ribbons this year

>Haha am a grill and I play gaems.
>No user, don't take the redpill!
>Drink my gamer grill pee instead tehehehe
The absolute state of this board

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This is so funny, man. We've already ruined the algorithm for Treehouse and all these girls. It would be one thing to see screenshots of yourself online, but weird photoshop memes must be surreal.

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>Cute girls are my weakness.
fixed that

why are you obsessing over some 5/10 girl

Because she's cute.

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Theresa is easily a 7.

She's a 10.

Sam is best.

So nintendo treehouse is cute 3d girls as entertainment

based
more based

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I guess there truly is a fetish for anything.

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What's it like to be numb to all feelings?

I'm into really filthy shit like handholding and consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Theresa > Roxanne > Sam

She has really big, round eyes.
I like her.

You fucking monster.

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MODS BAN THIS SICK FUCK

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I want to grow old with her

??

That's skyward Sword lmao. Still a solid 9/10 for me though.

Why, aging fucking sucks.

>based
>contributes to Treehouse's garbage translations

Look they were fucking based back in the 90s and early 2000s but they've fallen off fucking hard as shit

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Go back.

I want to use that schnoz as a handlebar for when I'm riding her.

Everyone gets old and good luck getting a significantly younger girl when your in your 50's or older unless you have a mountain of cash or they have severe daddy issues.

Fuck off, zoomer. I've been making that joke since before you were born.

Stop trying so hard to fit in it just makes you look like more of a jackass.

The only E3 girl who's visually cute.