What does Yea Forums think of Warwick Davis's voice acting...

Death threats

Midge

Yea Forums has a customer service department?

midge

Did you know Warwick Davis has his own cell phone game?
youtube.com/watch?v=WEXGRoLxEQ8

he probably just emailed admin@Yea Forums.org

Peter Dicklage is a better midget

God what an ugly little, tiny piece of a man. Could you imagine having to live an existence as insignificantly pointless and small as Warwick Davis? I'd frankly just try to kill myself. But imagine how hard that must be for him to even do though. He definitely can't reach a rope up to the ceiling, even with an Olympic level toss. If he tries getting poison from a store, or even just under his sink, he won't be able to reach it. And forget about trying to get a gun, any clerk worth a damn wouldn't sell it to someone tinier than the average elementary student. Walking from place to place to find methods takes weeks, and by the time he would find a train to hop in front of, he'd just slip right under the damn thing.

I think he secretly wants some Yea Forums poster to kick his head off, then at least he could finally have relieve from his shrunken existence.

ALL OP

had a hearty laugh

All me

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What I would pay to punt this midge. Just pick him up by his feet and rub his head into the dirt while he makes minime screams until he's in the ground deep enough to stick straight up then kick him high enough in the air to make him go over through the field goal but low enough that his head pings the bar as he quadruple flips into a cart of hotdogs.

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

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lmfao

Why is this guy being posted everywhere?

He's suing Yea Forums over torture-porn death threats.

he should go to Yea Forums headquarters and call them out in person, theyre probably just gay for him

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

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