/VP/ waiting room thread continued-Mods won’t let us have fun edition

/VP/ waiting room thread continued-Mods won’t let us have fun edition

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*turns on Switch*

*farts*
...
*sniffs*

WHO SNIFFED!? BAKA EECHI HENTAI!

*bing bing WAHOO*

Care to elaborate, OP?

*COUGH COUGH*

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*baby next to you starts crying*

*toddler on your other side won't shut the fuck up*

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I've had this erection for more than four hours now, wat do?

>girl across the room won't stop farting

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This looks like a socially acceptable place to play my Switch!

>Sneezing without covering your ears

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>stares at you from the opposite seat

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*Breaks into a laughing fit from some shitty joke on my phone*

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*snort*

What's yooour name? Does your phone have gaaames on it?

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>gets a boner

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There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops. Never is.

*Iphone ringtone*

Hello? Oh yeah, I'm here.


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Yeah! I've heard that bear and bird got in.

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Hahah! Yeah the look at the dude face when he said it's over and started crying.

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Oh, I can go in now?
Okay, see you in.


*hangs up*
*gets up*
*goes through the door and closes it*

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I'm only 27, but feel like getting a prostate exam. That's not weird is it, h-haha

Previous waiting room thread died at just 150 replies, some sneaky jannies afoot

I've had three already! Didn't cum last time. Women are so fucking useless.

what are we waiting for?

yes hello I'm here to check your teeth open up

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death

Last time I had my teeth checked it was by a qt asian girl. At one point she was standing behind me with her tits pressing against the top of my head while I was leaning back with about 10 utensils in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure she could see my boner. It was so fucking awkward.

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That's a dog, not a doctor. What kind of hacks are running this place?

does anyone want a monster?

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