I was only pretending this entire time. You boomers worked yourself up into a tizzy over a gag, some banter, a charade. Steveposting was merely a ruse created to dupe boomers into exposing themselves as the petulant simple minded man-children they truly are. Tata and adieu boomers. Enjoy your “victory” but do not deceive yourself into believing you really are anything other than a bunch of banjokes.
Can you just explain to me why everyone wanted this soulless bear? Other iconic characters such as Mario, Sonic, and Crash Bandicoot have personality and most of their artwork has them striking poses. Banjo literally looks like he's in physical pain every time he has to smile, his neck fucking looks like it's gotta go through convulsions in order to get in that position. Don't even get me started on those fucking spore creature hands that he probably uses to jack off his tiny bear dick. Literally an anthro bear with ungodly proportions. You thought Incineroar was bad? This guy is literally a walking abomination. Also his bird friend Kazooie, is literally a generic ucking bird. There is no clothes, there is no personality, it's literally my Mom's gay flamboyant orange bird. I literally would rather anyone than this absolutely soulless husk of a bear, that was horrendously tortured and put up for display at a local carnival. Fucking dead grandmother had more life in her casket than this pussy ass bitch.
They're saving the best for last when it comes to DLC. I don't really blame Nintendo for shoving a character only boomers care about into the mid section of the DLC reveals. If minecraft has taught me anything, it's that you have to build up to greatness, and when Steve is revealed as the final DLC character, people will LOSE THEIR MINDS with excitement.