Journalists are not going to be happy with this game.
Journalists are not going to be happy with this game
Hudson Richardson
Michael Lopez
elaborate
Ian Hughes
>Game specifically designed to be offensive
>Wonder why Game Journos wont
See
youtube.com
Justin Morales
>*wont like it
>Can kill hippies and make fun of them
>Can shoot anal probes up women's butts and have their heads explode
>Kill commies in the 2nd game
Levi Rogers
It's got a fair amount of crude humor, mind control, and I'm pretty sure it's heavily implied that you fuck a chick instead of probing her.
But I don't really think Journos will have much of an issue with a remake, they've got bigger fish to bitch at.
Gabriel Murphy
Well for starters the main villain and final boss of the game turns out to be a women (one that has a VERY low opinion of men) and it takes place in the 1950s US and the game is a parody of alien invasion b movies of that decade so no minorities.
Don't forget that cyrpto clones a dead Russian woman and rewrites her mind to be his sex slave in the ending of 2.
Justin Jenkins
>I'm pretty sure it's heavily implied that you fuck a chick instead of probing her.
Crypto does not have a penis until the second game.
Henry Ramirez
They already hate it because THQ
Josiah Morris
Though I am still wondering why they decided to do an AMA on 4x2 chan instead of Yea Forums.
Jose Powell
It's still highly sexual when you abduct that beauty pageant winner.
Luis Garcia
Because Yea Forums Yea Forums can't actually have a conversation. It would just be shitty wojacks
Grayson Ross
>those kids love the chans right?
>8 is greater than 4, so it must be better
>we're geniuses
Luis Barnes
I think they were implying she was a massive slut.
Dylan Roberts
Because 8ch is a multicultural bastion with a Jewish mod and crippled owner.
Sebastian Roberts
>destroy all humans remake does well
>newest sequel is set in the 2010's
>full of shitty meme humor and references
Jace Harris
kys shills
Gabriel Morgan
8ch actually has mods
Jeremiah Turner
>Still mad that THQ won E3
KYS tranny
Oliver Martin
You can shoot the memes, boomers, and zoomers.
An angry sjw comes running up to you and you just blast her as nothing but a charred skeleton remains
Joshua Nelson
>CRYPTO YOU FOOL! I told you not to bother abducting the black ones, they don't contain our Furon DNA. You can tell by the smaller size of their brains
How the fuck did THQ get away with this?
Brandon Fisher
Anyone else think the majestic agents in the remake look weird?
Nathaniel Long
Good, maybe the quit their jobs
Bentley Wright
I can hear invader Zim saying this.
Jose Gutierrez
By it never happening
Ethan Powell
>Quiting a job that amounts to getting paid to shitpost
Julian Cook
A new sequel is most likely going to be in the 80's though I have no idea what the culture was like in those days, though I heard that's when anime started to come over to the US, so maybe we might return to Takoshima.
James Diaz
Games urinalists can all fucking die, they're irrelevant and gay
Jack Ramirez
They need to look more suave, like vincent Price. The remake ones just look goofy.
Thomas Robinson
youtube.com
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
Ayden Hernandez
You ever see Back to the future or Micheal Jackson's thriller. There you go, the 80's.
Asher Barnes
Because Yea Forums's Yea Forums isn't functional due to the amount of Reddit tourists and summerkids trying to fit in.
David Carter
>I have no idea what the culture was like in those days
What rock do you live under?
Isaiah White
High crime. The 80s was literally the most violent era in US history with every young boy joining some form of gang.
Lucas Sanders
This. 8ch Yea Forums was the right choice. If it happened here it would have been shit and we definitely wouldn't have gotten the game leaks.
Ian Cooper
Worst part is the soldiers look fine so would make the agents look even more uncanny.
Chase Cox
>one of the characters is voiced by one the guy who voiced Billy from the grim adventures.
never seen any gameplay of this series before today but I'm sold.
fuck journalists
Dominic Butler
Ah yes, "journalists."
Ryder Sanders
Name a more based vidya, I dare you
Jose White
kek
Julian Harris
It's a mediocre GTA clone with bad action, boring exploration, and even more repetitive missions. Plus the in-game character models look like wax.
Justin Rogers
Pox (your boss) Is Zim from Invader Zim/ Raz from Psychonauts. Crypto (you) is discount Jack Nicholson that did a lot of voice work in Doom 3/ Quake 4/ Rage 1.
Colton Wright
Ah, I see, I forgot those movies came out that decade.
Christopher Johnson
1984-5 was a fucking amazing time
youtube.com
James Adams
I didnt want to think they'd do it but THQnordic has already messed up. Cryptos eyes ARE NOT RED! They are RED in the later games but in Destroy All Humans! 1 they are BLACK. The original is pure soul while the new one looks TERRIBLE. Wtf THQ? Fix your shit or quit.
Owen Moore
Left looks better. Cope.
Angel Rivera
RUN FOR IT CRYPTO
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
youtube.com
Mason Price
Colton Williams
Jeremiah Smith
John Parker
cuckchan is reddit 2
Kayden Adams
In fact I think a LOT of modern pop culture started in the 80's, also I looked up the 80's, I was right that was when anime really start to come over to the USA. So a DAH! has lots to parody there.
Lucas Williams
Didn't know pic related was an ayy lmao
Nathaniel Brooks
Crypto used to actually look scary now he looks like Ratchet and Clank
Jaxon Phillips
I mean if you want to get anal retentive, they're actually a Dark Magenta.
Which is within the Red spectrum.
Jaxson Roberts
I think journos are gonna be mad about a lot of the games this e3
Hudson Smith
IT'S TIME
TO EAT SOME SLIME
Benjamin Clark
they asked them to
Noah Lopez
>Only kill whitey
Oh they are so going to love this
Isaac Ramirez
ultimate power
Wyatt Anderson
We are still living the 80's. The 90's changed some stuff, more industrial and grunge. Early 2000's was like a cosmic 50's/60's. Then somehow everything went back to the 80's where all our movies/shows/music was just remakes of the 80's stuff. It will never not be high parody potential.
Mason Howard
Stop giving the faggot what he wants
boards.fireden.net
Angel Anderson
looks cool to me
Julian Watson
duh
Jacob Rivera
>Game only has white people because it's a spoof of 1950s america
Connor Hernandez
based
Noah Bennett
Seriously, the game is already liberal leaning, if things are changed to be more "politically correct" then that is just insanity.
Elijah Gomez
because an 4x2chan Yea Forums mod asked them