Crash Team Racing

Well there aren't that many remaining people

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Crud, they messed up the racing physics?

Soon i'm sure.

WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU COCO

never respect clowns, especially playstation clowns, and playstation clowns from uk

they are absolutely worthless and think games like fifa are good

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He's not gonna make it, is he?

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>Black
That's a weird way to spell green

Well that's why I said flawed instead of complete shit.
Nitro Fueled goes the extra mile in comparison, hence why the hype is far bigger.

Where's that no buy user with the cute anime girl shaking her head? I want to see the anons opinion now.

>stuck to the original game
just like they made the game play completely different?

Wich one /v?

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Would you guys like a dragster kart? The big brothers are long bois and wouldn't fit in the game. so How about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=PKZlFBUjoXc

It's a race, handling, safety and mufflers are not what a skilled and stlyish racer needs.

(yes i know pic is a hotrod, fuck off)

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Is Pasadena in?

>totally fucked up the green girls old design
>but she's stacked and has the best personality now
I'm conflicted bros

>artist wont do lewds

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This game is the definition of SOUL

the cute one

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21st can't come soon enough.

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no thanks

>tfw we get a demolition derby in the sky as a future racetrack
Weird feeling, still kind of want

no pc no buy

t. spic

They look so weird in the remake. Same issue as with Crash, something with the eyes. Pupils too small?

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Can the user from last thread make a gif of von clutch dying?

BOOOORING

My fit tomboy wife Ami is very cute!
>tfw the PC version is over a year away

faggot

The only thing that would make this better is a Josh Mancell Music pack complete with score for the original tracks + Nitro Cart and New Stages music made by him.

Also not everyone is here
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Nitrus Brio
>Rilla Roo
>Nina Cortex
>Evil Coco

Missing a few good character there.

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Maybe grind it to dust with a blender to make it easier? I just wanted this to be humiliating, not deadly.

Tawna
>that voice

>everyone in these threads kept forgetting Baby T in favor of Moe/Tawna/Brio/Kong
>Beenox didn't

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I was indifferent to the trophy girls before but I think Ami's new design is pretty cute and she's the only one I think I'll main.

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>grind it to dust with a blender to make it easier?

God he's gonna fuck up his insides

No Pasadena no buy.

>Also not everyone is here

The week is still young, user. Two streams tomorrow and one on Thursday still to come

I'd ask "is the other guy a liar"? To either of them.

Brio...

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Kill yourself, you gay fuck

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Bye Megumi, Liz is best girl now.

How shitty is the Switch version?

reminder Ami is American - you need to watch her and make sure her arteries stay open.

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Put it in the microwave to soften it up.

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I'm honestly surprised Baby T made it in before Brio or even obj_motherfucker
I mean he fits with the other mount characters but as far as incidental characters go he's not terribly iconic.

You mean Isabella.

Seeing how they have lots of post-launch stuff ad, that rat is going to happen eventually

No nina no buy
I'll probably buy it amyway but still

Middle

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>Rice, Beans and Fries.

*flips plate* do it again, but with meat and veggies.

always was

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>not a single one is all-around
It seems like a missed opportunity seeing as there are four trophy girls and four classes.

soundcloud.com/joshmancell/crash-team-racing-tiger-temple-pre-console-mix

JOSH MANCELL MUSIC WHEN?!?!?!

Is that why she's so thick?

CUTE

>haven't even brought up what their podium animations will be like
The fun is only just beginning

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I
WAS IN
THE
FIRST
GAME

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this

Their eyes here are just freakishly big, I do prefer the new versions.

>these anatomies

ick. good job here Beenox.

RIP

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yes

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I hope they add a lot more obscure/forgotten one off characters like Madam Amberley

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What is the lore behind the trophy girls bros?

Dont die on us user. You could go the fallout route of eating a cardboard disc with the logo on it.
It isnt nearly as bad for you and it saves a copy of CTR from being destroyed

Megumi to rep best dance maker
>Megumi is named after the Sony Japan marketing manager and was the person who made the iconic Crash Dance to advertise CB1

Not yet. But Chick and Stew from CTTR are appearing in the game as NPCs and they will be adding new characters via free updates

Calm down, I want you as my main champion. Now wipe up that Perchloric acid you flung at me. Stuff's nastier than Sulphuric...

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From the press release on Activision's website

>The Grand Prix – With new seasonal content introduced to Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled players have many reasons to come back and play.

>A Grand Prix is a themed season built around a newly themed track and different game challenges.

>Completing each Grand Prix challenge awards Nitro that allows players to fill up their “Nitro Gauge” (XP), and earn rewards such as new characters, karts, skins and kart customization items. The track in each season can be played online or locally from that season on. But we didn’t stop there, reimagined karts and inspired tracks from Crash Tag Team Racing are also sliding their way through the Grand Prix in Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled!

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DONT TELL ME THEY CHANGED THE PHSYICS
DONT TELL ME THEY FAILED TO REPLICATE THE PHYSICS
DONT DO THIS DONT SAY IT DONT

She's literally too big

It will never happen but imagine them getting skins based on this dude's art

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>THEY'RE SEPERATE CHARACTERS
Perfection IS attainable

Actually, we're still missing 5, but they'll definitely show up somewhere down the line. (Except for maybe Yaya.)

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they get some background in the credits

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>megumi to do the crash dance
>if you wait for long enough she does the extended dance from the japanese warped title screen
All of my want

Easy dummy, the physics are great. He's just a retard

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Hm doesn't say anything about the unlocking items part staying after the season
I will remain suspect, it is activision

>reimagined karts and inspired tracks from Crash Tag Team Racing are also sliding their way through the Grand Prix
Oh shit

>Which one will you main?
Stupid question, the answer is obvious.
Where are my Dingo bros at?

I wouldn't mind if they scaled her down

everytime I see this pic I dream of a qt knocking on my door wearing this trying to play some ctr

>Von Clutch wanted to host the best race of all time
>he may not actually appear in it

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Yeah buddy

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I'm usually more into blondes.

Just wait til the PC release bro

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Speed main that may just surpass N. Tropy for me

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TEN MORE DAYS

>Nintendo games are for kids!
>Oh no, Nintendo is still winning. Quick, we need to copy them again!

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1. Look at the reply chain
2. The things you listed could've very well been Scandinavian
3. I said she DIDN'T sound Italian, but there was an user who claimed she was.

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But the seasons...

ANY CORTEX MAINS HERE?

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>their boobs still jiggle
YESSSS

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who is the artist?

does this make me a furry for liking the blue haired one?

oh god, I don't think my heart or my dick could contain itself if that happens

Can you come up with a new stage idea based of something from crash that hasnt been made yet?
I was thinking Crash 1 "The Lab", but thats probably just Cortex Castle.

Post your stage idea.

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THE TROPHY IS MIIIIINE

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Classic Pack
>Brio
>Koala
>Moe

Twinsanity Pack
>Nina
>Rusty
>Evil Twins

Mutant Pack
>Spike
>Ratcicle
>Teen Coco

Holy shit you're right.

>being a centrist

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Ripper Roo!

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Reminder that this is an actual game that EXISTS and we will all be playing it ten days from now.

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I wonder how long a grand prix season is.
Not too long I hope, because we ain't seeing Spyro anytime soon otherwise...

sunset vista based stage with a beautiful sunset, moving platforms and walls pushing you outside of the road.

>they actually gave her jiggle physics
>not just bounce but you can see them droop when she turns
>those slightly toned arms and bedroom eyes
Tawna was my first childhood crush but I always knew I was an Ami man. Thank you based Beenox. I am eternally grateful.

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>the sexy look on the eyes of the last 2

>that chad bulge

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Time Twister jumping through different eras similar to hyper spaceway.

I bey Spyro will be realeased in September, along with the pc and switch release of the ignited trilogy.

yaya never ever
make the good chart again

Well, there should obviously be one set in the warped future stages, but what I want to see is one on oxide's home planet.

Just imagine it, user
>Ami, the rough-around-the-edges tomboy, barges her way in to play CTR with you
>no one else will play with her and she was your last choice
>you both get super into it, you beat her a few times and she starts to get annoyed
>ease up on her and let her enjoy some victories
>looses up a bit and you both start joking and laughing with each other
>all while she moves closer and closer to you until she's right up against your shoulders without realising

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>I wonder how long a grand prix season is.
>Not too long I hope, because we ain't seeing Spyro anytime soon otherwise...

I reckon the Spyro one will coincide with the Switch port of the Reignited Trilogy. So one per month?

OFFICIAL POLL

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I don't like those goddamn eyes but
>that PS1 textured cleavage
>if you look close they even textured how close the center buttons on Megumi's lab coat are to popping right open
bless you, naughty dog of days past

First grand prix better start at the game's release, I want my nitro squad.

>Maybe grind it to dust with a blender to make it easier?
like how they killed teh mafia boss in OZ, having him slowly dieing from hemorrhages

July 3rd, they've already said.

July 3.

CUTE!!

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sounds like fun
I have this tinder girl Ive been having over and we're playing through the crash trilogy trying to 100% them all, getting baked, taking turns and shit

but she isn't Ami

>1
How cruel.

So how hard do you think they're gonna push real money transactions

STOP IT!

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post yfw censoredfags got absolutely BTFO

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please respond

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None, they've already confirmed.

Oh, I forgot
>resting bitch face

Dr. N. Tendo never

I wonder if theres something wrong with the lighting or if their fur is just supposed to be that light.

Chinese Wall
Arabic
Prehistoric
Egypt
Ski (pirate ships could be fun)
80's Road (Have UFO as unlockable please)

yknow, basicly everything warped.

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>never beat the game as a kid because this fucker legitimately terrified me
I've waited 20 years for this moment

It baffles me how they tried to kill Crash with a quality fucking game

kempferzero

I cant believe today actually happened, what a day for gamers.

>NO TROPHY GIRLS NO BUY
>GET BTFO'D by BEENOX
Just need Nina so I can laugh at the autist

yes

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>that pic
>platinum metal is venomous

10/10

also, can't you just run over the ropes for it? not that special. I remember N. Tropy's motorcycle stage to be the worst when I played Original warped. IDK about time trials in N. Sane.

Out of all the souls I encountered... his was the most.... based.

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What do you mean? Did ND make crash racing to kill crash? What the fuck?

user's is it okay to be rock hard with hype

Chinese Wall would be really good.
Hoping that they do one in the style of Warped's motorcycle levels (except more interesting) and finally add the fucking moto skin for crash.

Based Bandicoot

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Luckily they have drones like you to defend them at every turn.

old

this shit is old user

This is a weeks old stream breh

That's from a few weeks ago.

Do I smell an assblasted sonicfag?

censoredfags? did the game get censored or something? whats going on

Banjo Kazooie

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post the animated version

Way ahead of you.

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should a shrinked UFO be an unlockable kart? it's obviously not Gasmoxian. colors and shape is all wrong. How would you facilitate Chinese wall? it.... isn't round anywere, so we may need some ground driving?

Megumi is adorable, why don't people like her more!

>shadman

OH ISABELLA, THERE'S SMOKE ON THE WIND
JAGUAR AND FEVER HAVE TAKEN YOUR MEN

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I'm not the one posting on a thread with content I don't like.

>Yaya Panda
>Never ever
Based

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I think he's referring to the trophy girls originally thought to have been removed because of their prolonged absence.

People who tip less than 25% should be shot

>venomous relic

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Spyro supporting characters have more of a confirmation than Brio right now.
Imagine Elora and Bianca playable too? The furry crowd will go insane

she is Japanese, may as well eat Crash as that's what they do - eat anything that moves.

They chose to make the scientist N.Oxide an alien so people would think the series is jumping the shark and is out of ideas
With the copycat games that came after ND was done, they were proven right.

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sauce pls
im not gay, i swear

Give banjofags an inch and they take a fucking mile

Is everything right with the world?

Does Penta say Penguin Yay 1?

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I don't tip at all

The one that runs at 60fps.

The furry crowd is going insane right now

Depends on the platinum, as there are 6 platinum metals. OG platinum is bad, but AFAIK Osmium is far worse and Iridium is safe. what kind of autism is that though?

Here's a tip: get a real job

>What do you mean? Did ND make crash racing to kill crash? What the fuck?
yeah the devs admitted they wanted to kill off crash by jumping the shark with Oxide by making him an alien because they believed he wouldn't fit with the overall theme of the Crash series. They mentioned this two years ago at i forgot what event but it was the one with the crash mascot hugging the sonic mascot costume

ripper roo is back i'm so hyped

Yes, when you unlock him with a code.

yeah youre worse
a faggot in denial, youre too much of a pussy to even be deemed a faggot
Id say neck yourself but you probably cant even do that

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yes

Nothing can beat a fit tomboy.

He does when you input the cheat code.

he says it when you put in the cheat code to unlock him

The chickens from CTTR are the announcers. It’s not like they forgot about the characters from CTTR
youtu.be/V5Ub5AUru8w

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high spectrum, just like the platinum

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Except my dick

>Arabic
>Egypt
>Prehistoric
Have you even seen today's announcements?

unequivocally based

youtube.com/watch?v=yNWm0eIpujc

tipping is dum and means a country has bad labour laws. don't let your ethics deprive a waitress of formula for Lil'Tyrone and her other 7 niglets. Good thing Netherlands, where I live, tipping is not standard.

I REALLY want to save this picture

Nintendo completely stole the attention from the mainstream media, its completely expected but still.

>look again at comparison image
>realize they don't actually all share the same exact model and Ami's arms are fucking RIPPED compared to the others (especially Tawna and Megumi)
JESUS CHRIST MY DICK

>user: is the other guy a liar?
>black dog: yes
>caucasian dog: yes

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He has a chance right, Crashbros?

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what, sauce?

WAIT THE TROPHY GIRLS ARE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

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This is what Coco risks by doing it.

Clinical signs & symptoms of platinum exposure & toxicity via inhalation & dermal routes are those of classic allergic reactions & include irritation of the eyes & nose; cough, dyspnea, wheezing, & cyanosis; skin sensitization; & lymphocytosis.

did now, wow, how can Beenox be so BASED, and how can Activision let them? should we become fanbois of activision now?

It's fake, of course they're not

The answer is Brio.

Mate at this point its confirmed, I cant doubt beenox on anything now.

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ok thanks I thought for a second I had to stop being outraged

Keep up user.

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Imagine the handjobs.

Wow I bet I wont get tired of listening to these retards.

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Such a tiny picture makes me sick.

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people on Yea Forums were so desperate for trophy girls that censorship was the only reason they could think of when they wern't shown in game

>Tawna made it out of the first game

This is all I cared about, even if she is technically a cunt. Nobody ever had the balls to write for this character.

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stop spamming your furry shit there is zero video game discussion.

I missed the ingestion ones, just incase.

Symptoms associated with platinum toxicity vary depending on the amount you are currently exposed to, here are some of the more common symptoms:
Allergic reactions of the skin & or mucous membranes
Kidney disease’s
Intestinal & digestive problems
Muscle spasms
High blood pressure (Hypertension)
Deafness
Cancer
Adverse heath condition after medical implants
Allergies to rubber, silicone & gels

so unless she licked just that one, she has a problem.

She could slap-shift my gear knob any day of the week.

You bet I will replay the campaign as one of these trophy girls, it feels like a dream for them to save the world against Oxide when they were always sidelined.

Later we can do the same with fucking spyro

Coco has been electrocuted, smashed, eaten alive, burned and disintegrated, she'll be ok.

>hand

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All while she's staring right into your eyes with the smuggest grin on her face

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I'm not a furry BUT...

Dicks are irrelevant. The only correct answer is Android 18.

does she still go ghost if scimitar-motherfucker slices her? I want undies.

I was wondering, when people talks about CTTR characters they only talk about Nina, Pasadena and Von Clutch, but no one talks about Willie Wumpa, I know he was not playable but being the main antagonist and stuff do you think if they add CTTR characters they won't add him?

To be fair visions can easily change her story we may get a whole new story for her come crash 4.

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oh god, tawna is fucking flat
this is disgraceful, and no, ami and liz's fat stonking tits DON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

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these characters all got annonced today, so unfortunately for you it is vidya
here's your (You)

A MOMMY with thicc thighs is just as good.

This

Willie is too weird even for post-ND standards.

I guess

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>Bigger eyebrows than Crash
>Bigger ears than Crash
>Bigger teeth than Crash

What else is bigger Yea Forums?

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Imagine the bicepjobs

Never would have been had ND carried on with her.
I wish, but she'll probably just disappear again.

>Pink is leader
We Pretty Cure now

Please for the love of god post more lewd trophy girls.

FIRST TIFA NOW TAWNA AND THE TROPHY GIRLS! I AM SICK OF THIS CENSORSHIP! GAMERS RISE UP!

Because SCIENCE, I ain't gotta explain shit

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I love everything about this remake, but the sizes of these characters are all over the place.

FAMOUS
LAST
WORDS

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Hes dead though

Fuck these whores. Best girl coming through

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Look at that chad

Fuck, I should have asked "is the other guy the one who says the truth?"
thats how it goes right

How long for the Crash fanbase to ''cancerify''? currently our fandom has no cancer, but Sonic's is just a giant tumor. will we ever get more cancer if the games do well?

noice

imagine the armpit sweat after a long championship as she strips out of a too-tight leather race suit

need an edit of pic related with a fuel backpack and croc tail

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its a meme
lurk moar faggot

>game goes from a 0/10 to a 10/10 on Yea Forums
>so fucking quickly
I'm really glad they're in, and I want to pet the green one.

>girls in boxers

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...

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Never thought I'd become a Furfag but today has convinced me otherwise.
Bandibooty forever

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We don't want to get banned user

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>Megumi is a fucking shitty turn character
Oh well, you win some you lose some.

Get your driver's license Brio.

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Fuck off pedo

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READ YOUR BIBLE I INVENTED IT.

Why did they make her a toned tomboy? Do they really expect me to play as anyone else now?

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bikes when?
plus this would be a great track

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cute dog

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I'm spent

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Yea Forums thinks it was Rouge that made them into furries, but that's only true if you were one of the weird kids with a Dreamcast and a mother who drinks too much.

For me, it's always been about busty Bandicoots.

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I thought this was a meme til recently when the girl I'm seeing didn't have any panties to change into one night and had to wear one of my striped boxers

Fucking HELL

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No it wouldn't Dingo Canyon is shit.

Just need the guy in the crash costume from the old commercials now

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>he says this without realizing that you can maintain USF with more boosts now
Its gonna be wild

"user, why do you ALWAYS play as her?"

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I'm glad Ami and Liz still have decent milkers

You can't beat Ami's jiggle

Mascot Crash would be goat
youtube.com/watch?v=fFO7pVbKIVM

ssssssseee you on the racetrack faggotsssssss

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you're not a furfag if you like Coco. She's so entry level she's just an orange girl with an anthro face. Hell she doesn't even have a tail

Tawna's voice and gameplay for those who haven't seen it yet
youtu.be/0Lih2BXsxgY
Also a line from Ami at 5:04: youtu.be/0Lih2BXsxgY?t=304

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no I mean the flat bike levels, Dingo Canyon is its own thing

>gang-
>-bang
Hah

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Except for every Nintendo thread ever.

see?

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drifting: Zam or Megumi, depends on Zam skins
Acceleration: Oxide
All-Rounder: Fake Crash (CTR main)
Speed: N Tropy

topjej

>Tawna canonically doesn't feel pain

So what you're saying it, we're not furies for wanting to fuck her? Got it

the road seems similair, but sure, I'll humor you. how about based on the UFO level? could you use render distance to simulate darkness or doesn't Unreal Enjew not allow this?

yes. you're only a furry if you want to _be_ her

Doktor Brio gave her advanced pain inhibitors.

Best in the game, need I say more?

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>Suave petite italiana
>Rough n rowdy american
>N/A
>N/A
>Possibly a ditzy and bubbly jap
Yes... yes this works

Teach the ways of Busty Bandicoots noble user

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I fully expect a Visicount grand prix at this point

Im sure theres a way to pull that off, maybe the ufos can be hazards

All of them.
Because all waifus are created equal.

>Tawna desexed
>her oversexed nature got her canned from crash
C-could this be the sacrifice needed to bring them back together? IS CRASH GUNNA MAKE IT BROS?!

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Anyday

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How the fuck did Crash go from dead franchise to super popular with just one game?

post the tshirt

fucking rip eustace.

>a single line from Ami
>that slightly hoarse tomboy voice
Stereotypical yet never fails to get me hard. I will now buy your game.

>those arms on ami
Was she always /fit/?

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My only real autism fit is these fucks STILL dont use the original Aku Aku sound effects.
Its so iconic and a nice way to pander to nostalgia without really modifying anything major.
Even Twinsanity did it.

Are you dumb? Do you not realise how many people wanted to play CTR with online, that was easier for casuals who don't know that it already exists?

I fucking wish. Always wanted to see Tawna the way she was described in the production bible.

more like two

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The official new lore is that they're basically racing bandicoot Olympians representing their countries in the Grand Prix.

rooftop rampage from twinsanity

>The trophy lasses are back. Tawna's in
>Spyro's fucking in
>Banjo's in
>R-Type Final 2 wasn't a hoax and is being made
Today is one of the best days of my god damn life in terms of vidya. I'm happy. SO HAPPY. Should I pre-purchase Nitro-Fueled physical or digital?

Also the start up sirens from when the race starts.
They used them in the first trailer reveal, why cant they use them in the actual game?

No unfortunately

furries are degenerate and should be punished with human cock

>from the old commercials
>_old_ commercials
user...
youtu.be/fFO7pVbKIVM

I guess she has a different character now, she's the coolheaded detached chick who can't really feel pain, kind of like an action star

ripley-style tawna isn't that bad of a trade de su

First you need a time machine to go back to the formative years of your youth, playing Crash 1 on a PS1 with a broken lid release button and a shiny golden lid sticker from Playstation Magazine issue #50, on a 15" CRT on a late Friday night as you finally best Crash 1 and get to see the massive mammalia mammaries you've been drooling over in the instruction manual for oh so long.

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Aren't all bandicoots australian?

Look at the gameplay footage of them again. Tawna still has her bust. The girls with the not-as-big tits just look flat whenever they wear their race suits.

The question is Oxide or standard?

I really like this artist

>futa
Kill yourself

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with the loss of tits comes the loss of feeling

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Are chick and stew actaully in the game or did they literally spend money to voice, model and animate two chickens for a single trailer?

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you idiot
"if you were the other dog, which of you would he say is the truth telling dog?"
if you ask the truth dog, he will say the other dog is the truth teller, which is a lie
if you ask the lie dog, he will say he is the truth teller, which is a lie

>Crash: everyone is here
>Smash: everyone is here
>Pokemon: everyone being here too hard so only half of everyone here please understandu

PSN is letting you play 6/20 at 9pm instead of on 6/21, and includes a special dynamic theme, but buying digital sucks so I'm getting physical.

lots of people do

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They were in the background of turbo track on a huge screen so they might be general purpose announcers.

If the remaster is anywhere near as good as I fucking remember my 300+ hours spent on CTR on PS1, then it deserves my fucking money. Oxide Edition.

Well she was described as a force to be reckoned with originally. I like how she turned out from what we've seen. Just need more than nothing in later games.

nearly all the animals are, they have different regional personalities because of the media the cortex vortex gave them. Pinstriped watched mafia movies, Koala Kong watched Schwarzenegger, Dingodile aussie shit, and tasna I guess watched Alien 1 and 2
just blame it on sports bras I suppose, they'll be plenty of fanart with her original proportions

No; it's possible Beenox is actually designing/modeling around stuff fans have done. On that note, is it just me or is Tawna's one-hander ramp jump animation surprisingly similar to this?

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>Tawna
>trophy girls
>t-rex
>Spyro
And theirs still a good amount of characters that could easily be made into racers

As someone who hasn't played a single Mario or Crash game, and hasn't played a single racing game be it Mario, CTR, Forza, whatever - shill me on this game

That brio was the best thing to come out of the Titans games.

>"I WAS IN THE FIRST GAME!!!"

You're the first user I've seen to mention the old sirens. They were grating (possibly just due to PS1 sound compression) but I loved them, it was a perfectly hype start to a race.
>WHOOOOONK
>WHOOOOONK
>WHOOOOONK
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One of the early costume trailers showed them on the stadium jumbotron.

They'll probably show up to do a short interview with the characters after the results screen like in FZero GX... I hope

Uh, drift mechanics and waifus.

Mind Over Mutant cutscenes are legit funny.

Hell yeah

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>tfw no PS4 Pro
>Will have subpar FPS and load times to boot pun if I don't buy digital
>Will just have shit FPS if I buy digital
This console is fucking suffering when I have a space machine PC

The sound effects from ps1 era were deliciously crunchy to fit on the disc but goddamn do they pack a punch

Do you like competitive games?

The major thing it has over Mario Kart is a skillgap

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LaMarche is great.

>Beenox is actually monitoring this thread
g...give us a signal if you are watching us

It just fits the cartoony nature of the game way better than the newer ones.
Sound is incredibly important to me, Tell me, is it really that hard to remaster the classic WOAH sound? or the Aku Aku power up sound? those are the most iconic, you´d think they put it a little effort for those bits alone just for the sake of oldfags.

Also the super loud idle noises from the karts at the line. Heart-pumping.

If you don't pick it up quickly, sell it and get a refund because if online players aren't shitting on you, THE TIME TRIAL AUTISM WILL. You'll also be forced to buy DLC since you can't complete challenges.

You do know that the PS4 just rips off discs when you put the disc in the first time, then uses it as a key thereafter right? All PS4 games are functionally digital. PC will come out in like a year anyways.

>25
Nigger it's 15 and has been 15 as long as I can remember

>tawna has nerfed tits and a kind of odd face but now she has a great voice
>fanart still gives her her original appearance and huge tits and 90% of the time they're properly realistic, weighty tits that squish and squeeze instead of fanart-standard balloons
Why are Crash artists so great, bros?

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The gameplay

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I know mario kart is super casual with it's broken items and the guy in first place being bombed by items.
How is crash racing different? How are the items balanced?

>WHY ARE THERE NO TROPHY GIRLS YOU SJW FUCKS
>I'm sorry, we just can't have the trophy girls in this day and age
>You see...
>WE MADE THEM PLAYABLE BAYBEE LET'S GO BANDICOOT BOOBS FOR EVERYONE

I hope they give us an option to change the starting light noises. I prefer the originals

WHONK
WHONK
WHONK
WAAANG

even N. Brio? he's literally just an ugly fuck i like.

>IMAGINE

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You ask them what 1+1 is, dumbass

Is that an intended shortcut or is he skipping the level by abusing mechanics?
Also can u post a video with some high skill gameplay?

>It just fits the cartoony nature of the game way better than the newer ones.
True. I like how they still have the cartoony cart animations- in particular the pulsing exhaust pipes- and the VA is great so far, but some of the sound effects really need that punch of the PS1 effects. I can still hear the thundering of rolling a bomb to this day, and the pants-shitting panic of a Warp Orb flying through everyone with its WHZHZHERHROEOROEORRR clipping your TV's speakers.

Too bad all of them save for Megumi look like dykes now.

And who the fuck is in the middle? A skin for Tawna?

You can use the original music so maybe they could be options too hopefully

>Takes working Nintendo game model and adds tiddies and adult humor.
Oh no, how dare they.

its the same system of item prioritization but CTR lets you get so far ahead of the pack it doesn't matter if you get hit by a Blue Shell/Warp Ball. Items are generally weaker

then both will say no.

the solution is asking one of them which path the other would suggest you go, or whatever it is you are tasked to do with them, which, in this case, is nothing.
if the left path is secure, and the left head the liar, he will say the right head will suggest right, so you take left. if the right head says right, you still take left. you never actually know which one of them will lie, but the solution is taking the opposite of what the one head says the other head will suggest.

America is the most retarded country in the world and you just managed to include 2 of the biggest reasons in less than 10 words, congrats

thats a real shortcut, although it would have been faster for them to take a left off the first opportunity they get at that shotcut. You can see it on the minimap

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When everyone thought they were gone because of today's stupid political climate or just not carrying about them

They not only bring them back but upgraded them as playable characters this is a awesome moment and plus there not dlc or pre order bonuses

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>How are the items balanced?
The major difference is that every weapon in the game can be blocked with common items.

*Blocks missiles and bombs
>mask powerup
>shield
>TNT
>NITRO
>beakers
>rolling bombs backwards

*Blocks Warp Orb
>mask powerup
>shield

*Blocks Tropy Clock
>mask powerup
>shield
>falling off the track

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Isabella bros, rise up

isn't it great? I'm in such a good mood over CTR alone

The article confirmed that they will appear in-game to introduce us to each new season with a short animation.

youtube.com/watch?v=y5k4iu-hIWo
this is someone who can do the drifting/boosting skill well

I imagine it definitely does matter if the players involved are of a similar skill level, but yeah CTR definitely rewards you exponentially more for understanding and gitting gud at its mechanics than any MK game ever will, while still being very fun for complete beginners. The driving physics are honestly fucking genius, the original is still amazingly fun to this day.

Those are all skins user

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>tipping is dum and means a country has bad labour laws
my country has excellent labor laws, and we still tip usually, except we dont do it out of charity, but because of expedient and /or pleasant service. not 25%, though, holy crap.

Or maybe murricans should raise their minimum wage so it's actually livable.

They are exactly DLC. Lootbox DLC at that. you fucking cucks are going mad for lootboxes

The trophy girls being in made me piss myself with joy, but I'm not dissing best boi.

Fake Crash, now and forever.

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post yfw
>no panties
>just fur textured coco nethers

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>Boob jiggle
>Toned arms
>Boob jiggle
>Bedroom eyes
>Green eyeshadow
>Short hair
>Boob jiggle

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kek. Original Eustaceposter here. I'm happy, that's all I can say

>went from one female playable character to six in one day

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I've been buzzing the past few hours since hearing the news. Might have to pop in the original game to calm it down

Jesus christ

also Aku aku rep

You do realize the PS4 pro does not get extra framerate for this game, right?

Obviously everyone who played it back in the day remembered it fondly, but fuck off if you honestly would've believed 3 years ago that Crash could've undergone a revival. It was one of the most used up dumpster fire IPs in existence, with no new games since 2008 and no popular games since 1999

could have been seven

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AAAAAA

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Isn't the Penguin now a chick too?

yeah for exceptional service, sure, but it shouldn't be mandatory. (i know it isn't, but I like food without boogers and cum)

Wait what?

True, true

Demand was just that high though, this revival was a fan effort, and we clearly have some of the most autistically dedicated ones working on them now.

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Someone in the dev team is honestly a r34 fan, has to be.
>mfw about to be a flood of bandicoot ass

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No, Chad Penguin is the manliest character in this game

Is this what is known as a "embarrassment of riches"?

That's amerimutts for you bro

But it's been confirmed that there's no microtransactions?

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my dude is wearing a tarp

I should draw something for such a madman

shitposters are just seething that it's a good game as always.

He's a guy and he's a chad

Tits are nice but have they improved the difficulty? The first game was bitch easy. Almost boringly so.

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Threadly reminder that the more advanced driving physics are pretty much in tact (if not better)

youtube.com/watch?v=qdu-lSw2GbY

This is an old build too. Obviously the invisible walls glitch will be gone when we get it

Nina is chaotic neutral, she's Crash without an elder god to egg her on to do good things

dick is a great motivator. gives you the power and motivation to work on the little details. Especially if you are subtle and get it under the radar

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I haven't heard anything on a difficulty slider. There's still platinum relics and oxide ghostsn AND there's online where someones always better than you

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No, I am seething that they are gating content behind paywalls and lootboxes and you are all fucking eating it up.

Pay coins from the online only grandprix... yay!

>PC version finally comes out
>It dies shortly
Fuck
I hope you fucks are still playing this game in fall because I'm getting it then

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That's a really good way to describe her character...

I like the scuba skin for Crash.
Makes him look more like the ND design.

Donkey dick

That, is something I didn't know.

Now I don't feel NEARLY as worried.

>big guy krunk is handling
>little guy penta is top speed
>perfect stat little velo is handling
>crash's girlfriend matches pinstripe stats instead
>megumi matches none of the doctors
>no balanced bandicoots other than crash and fake crash
What is happening?

So we can assume the season are by monthly if we assume the spyro season will drop with the reignited trilogy on the switch. I don't believe this to be the case however as its too quick.

screenrant.com/crash-team-racing-microtransactions-gameplay-presentation-e3-2019/

>Boogie calls him a "her"
Fuck off Boogie, its obviously a guy

The new version of adventure has a hard mode.

there's undoubtly gonna be another wave of threads

I know you're getting a lot of hate, but I fucking love this so much

It's very easy to channel hate into action (clicks, shared content, and ad revenue for journos as an example) but it takes a great deal of excellence to prompt the reverse action. Many people love this, and I'm one of them. Also 18, I don't like the newer characters because I haven't gotten used to them yet.

One of the devs said there'd be 60fps on Xbox One X and PS4 pro and was reported here: mmogames.com/gamearticles/crash-team-racing-hands-on/

If you scroll all the way down you'll see they updated the article because it wasn't true. It's still 30fps.

I've been playing it for 20 years across ps1 and emulation alike. You bet your ass you'll have people to play with on pc

>They have different stats
LORD
>Isabelle and Tawna are meta
NO FUCK MEGUMI WHY

Some dude who has no idea who any of the characters are made a guess. That's it.

i'm getting it for PS4 but i'll probably also get it for PC when it comes out there to get the new community and modding

Oh thank god I was worried for a sec I have no buy rule for non F2P games with lootboxes and microtransactions

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Unironically this, I'm now going to buy the game.

>not on pc

FUCK

Will doctors, one day, find a cure for this level of retardation?

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The coins aren't from online only you fucking mushroom brain. Holy shit I hate Yea Forums users like you. Learn to read a fucking article.

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Jesus christ that art

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Another article subtly saying the mario kart franchise is superior.
gtfo

Ami is more meta on most tracks, accel characters are more meta for speedruns I thought

But yeah max turn is never meta, Megumi is fucked

>Fortnite-style season challenges where if you don't win autistically or win how THEY want, you don't get unlocks
Wow fuck that. Just let me pay an extra 50 bucks on top of my Oxide edition to get content stress free so I can focus on gitting gud

Her almost canon design is actually more lewd

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now thats a level of dedication

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>Megumi is fucked
>Game comes out on 6/21
Pottery.

Someone said you will be able to buy the unlocks with wumpa coins after the season ends.

all DLC content not unlocked in the seasons get put into the pit stop, what else are you going to complain about that's false?

Thats some No Bullshit level autism

It's not JUST the challenges that unlock things. It just speeds the process up. You can literally just play the fucking game and unlock everything in a season.

Whoever worked on these animations needs a raise

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fucking fishnets in a kids game

Why on earth is every single official trailer/demo of this game played by someone who doesn't have a basic grasp of the boost system? The visuals sell it but I really don't understand why they can't ever get someone who knows what the fuck they're doing, it's cringeworthy to watch them sluggishly traverse the tracks

frotting with all of them at the same time

I knew it was all too good to be true.

never forget youtu.be/In08dw8nyEw

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I think that guy was one of our resident shitposters. He made a bait thread about Sony removing youtube comments on the trophy girls when no comments were ever removed.

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His power level... I-It's HUGE...

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And I am glad we were wrong heck there even playable now

Let me get uhhhhhhh all of the above

PC version will probably last the longest user

any day now

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Is there any Megumi gameplay yet? I want to hear her voice.

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The best bit is him sending it to other mongs.

This. Probably tomorrow's stream

Maybe in the next few days or 10 when we finally get it

Man Crash Bash sure was weird

>have too many bad guys so Dingodile and Tiny have to join the good team
>create OC
>it's another bad guy

>(X) Select (O) Back
wtf?

not that i've seen but from what i've seen of the voice acting thus far the voice acting is leagues below team sonic racing

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>tfw there's still 3 streams over the next 2 days where they might announce more stuff

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Did you draw that, user?

her other one is also very similar to that other jumping picture

also, reminder that the Canon cup sizes of the bandiboobs align to that one fanart rendition of it increasing with trophy level

SART lasted a long ass time. And if we get lobbies, at least here will be alive for awhile.

Oh shi-

Are the devs the same that made crash trilogy remastered?

No.