post final report cards
Post final report cards
Eli Murphy
Jose Torres
We still have Konami, shithead.
Jonathan Thomas
wtf when
Anthony Wright
Xavier Martinez
It's a sad state of affairs when squeenix manages to outdo everyone else.
Andrew Taylor
5-6 hours from now.
Zachary Foster
One million hours in paint.
Zachary Nelson
Hunter Adams
can't wait for more pachinko
Brody Carter
We already had one of these threads an hour ago.
Grayson Wilson
Why do you think Panchinko matters at a video game conference?
Jaxon Carter
I dont care about smash nor animal crossing but I would give MS/Nintendo each a B. Both consoles had some games I am looking forward to.
Jace Brooks
Did you forget the special announcement?
Thomas Collins
this is the only correct report card
Liam Jackson
Parker Long
Overall this entire E3 experience to me was a 7/10
Hudson Hall
Nintendo had nothing but games though, you don't have to like it but don't be delsional
Connor Jackson
Nintendo had the least new games and yet their retarded fanbase will still rate it high
James Lewis
Juan Bell
Liam Bennett
I had fun. Nintendo's was actually really good and this year proves that nothing of value was lost with Sony's absence.
Adam Lewis
Metroid Prime 4 had it's whole development reset recently, you mongrel. Obviously they have nothing to show right now.
Carter Ortiz
meh
Henry Lopez
GOOD TASTES
SHIT TASTES
Nathan Brown
E3 was improved by the lack of snoyggers. I hope they never come back
Owen White
all I wanted was a new saints row game
Aiden Young
See
Jordan Ward
Only watched a few this year
Microsoft: B+
Ubisoft: F
Square Enix: B
Nintendo: S
Wasn't expecting as much out of the direct as what we got
>The Hero w/ DQ skins
>Luigi's Mansion 3 with all that new content
>No More Heroes III
>Link's Awakening
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Panzer Dragoon remake
>BANJO
>Breath of the Wild SEQUEL
Missed some stuff out but there was other smaller, not really so important but still kinda cool things like Resident Evil 5+6 coming to the Switch. Just a good day all around.
Ethan Perez
Completely forgot about that. Thanks, user
Anthony Russell
>People unironically saying Nintendo was the best
Lmao
Charles Ward
As a gay only remotely good thing is Luigi's Mansion 3 unless your first console was the Wii.
Colton Lee
This
wtf is Volition even doing
Chase Anderson
What was bad about it?
>muh JRPGs
>muh ports
Still more than microshit had to offer, just because they don't cater to you personally doesn't make them bad.
Hunter Phillips
The only good thing they showed were Banjo and NMH 3.
The rest was trash.
Nolan Cooper
>Anything above a 5/10
How many E3s have you guys watched?
Caleb Gray
what the hell was up with the Genki tweet from @saints row?
fucking fuckwads!
Ayden King
Dylan Price
Reminder, if you give a boost to MS's score because of Keanu Reeves, you suck dicks for breakfast and your whole scoring is invalidated because fags are gay and their opinions are worthless.
Samuel Bailey
Why does no one care about BOTW2?
Ryder Powell
>Cinematic for Gears 5 they showed like an hour ago actually makes the nu-gears cast likeable
>Isn't shown at the conference
What the fuck Microsoft?
Jason Carter
Julian Reed
Hunter James
>microsoft
7.5/10
>bethesda
2/10, literally only things that saved it were ghostwire tokyo and doom eternal
>devolver
6.5/10, looking forward to some games there but since the show is mostly about the presentation it was lacking compared to previous years but still amusing at points
>the 1st ever 3rd or 4th pre-pre-show
12/10, fucking kino madness
>pc gaming show
3/10, outside of some games i'm looking forward to like bloodlines 2 and a few other things, the amount of epic shilling was fucking disgusting
>ubisoft
1/10, they somehow surpassed betheseda in shittiness this year when i didn't think it could get any worse
>square enx
7/10, ff7 remake gameplay showcase, though disappointed with the lack of a new yoko taro project and i can't give a fuck about capeshit
>nintendo
8.5/10, dq hero and banjo reveals were great, seiken densetsu 3 remake looks great and some other great titles. hesitant about botw sequel
Mason Collins
>Nintendo
>no games
>Daemon Ex Machina and Astral Chain both coming out in a few months
>Panzer Dragoon
>No More Heroes 3
>Trials of Mana
>Luigi's Mansion, Link's Awakening and Pokemon all showcased
>new Zelda announced
Andrew White
Nicholas Perry
why no sony this year? overall I didnt like this e3. not one newly revealed game that I genuinely look forward to playing. so almost the same like every year
Liam Reed
still seething about animal crossing becoming mincraftdew valley
David Ortiz
FUCKING COMMANDOS 2 HD MOTHERFUCKERS
Ryan Rodriguez
because movies take a long time and a lot of money to develop, so they had nothing to show
James Price
Cooper Brooks
What is it about Nintendo that attracts these retards that only care about one game and throw a shitfit if it isn't mentioned?
Carson Turner
I don't care about any other Nintendo games
Tyler Myers
Tasteless faggots. We need a new Red Faction before we get back to your lol so random trash.
Brandon Jackson
It's been worse. I enjoyed it/10.
Asher Rivera
Too lazy to make a report card this year but I'd give it overall a B-, mostly because most of the trailers were gun shoot games and they started to blend together after a while.
Sebastian Mitchell
Reminder the change starts with you, fucking bitchboy.
And you're an absolutely jaded faggot.
According to them, they are working HARD on the fewer, but bigger "games" they are doing, plus PS5.
We all know it's because they had jack-shit to show.
Based drawfag.
Jose Butler
Cameron Wood
>Reminder the change starts with you, fucking bitchboy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Caleb Turner
>Xbox
Showed absolutely nothing. Not interested in the slightest.
>Bethesda
Same problem, but with a guest star from lying Todd.
>Devolver
Also showed nothing.
>PC gaming show
Had the only good showing with Terraria: Journey's End
>Ubisoft
Also showed nothing
>Square enix
Movies everywhere
>nintendo
Movies and roster circlejerks. Yikes, no thank you.
So overall this E3 gets a D.
Aiden Ross
literal false flags seething
Brayden Ward
Probably the worst E3 I have ever witnessed. I can tell because the only thing that impressed me was something developed by EA, and that says something.
Benjamin Cook
Leo Thompson
I hope you're not talking about Jedi Fallen Order
Blake Murphy
Liam Sanders
>Probably the worst E3 I have ever witnessed
You're lucky you missed 2008 E3 then
Eli Green
Not autistic enough to make a report card image.
>Microsoft Pros
Ori & the Will o the Wisps release date
New Tales
New FromSoft
Cyberpunk release date
PSO2 FINALLY COMING WEST
Battletoads
>Microsoft Cons
The focus on streaming
The focus on game pass
Ninja Theory's game looks like Anarchy Reigns: DmC Edition, so now I just want Platinum to port Anarchy Reigns to current gen/PC instead
They're ending Xbone backwards compatibility
>Bethesda Pros
The new Mikami game
The new Arkane game
Doom
Wolfenstein (I never had a problem with this new MachineGames trilogy)
>Bethesda Cons
Literally everything else
>Devolver Pros
Didn't really care, honestly
>Devolver Cons
No Metal Wolf Chaos
No Serious Sam 4
>PC gaming Pros
Most of the reveals looked pretty fun, to be honest.
>PC gaming Cons
SHENMUE 3 EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE. FUCK!!!
No actual Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay
No actual VTMB2 gameplay
>Ubisoft Pros
Watch Dogs 3 legitimately looks fun
Gods & Monsters mite b cool
New Rainbow Six looks intriguing
>Ubisoft Cons
No Beyond Good & Evil 2
No new Splinter Cell
No new Rayman
Mac from Always Sunny announcing a fucking TV show
No new Prince of Persia
>Squeenix Pros
FF7 remake doesn't look terrible
FF8 remaster
FFCC release date
Romancing SaGa 3 and Scarlet Grace coming west
Oninaki release date
That new shooter looks okay
DQ Builders 2 looks fucking dope
>Squeenix Cons
No FF7 remake PC port
FFCC mobile port, but no PC port
No DQ Builders 2 PC port
No new Deus Ex
No new Dragon Quest Monsters
No new Valkyrie Profile
No Ogre Battle/Tactics Ogre revival
No Final Fantasy Tactics revival
No Brave Fencer Musashi revival
No Chrono revival
No Dragon Quest SRPG
Avengers looks like hot garbage
>Nintendo Pros
Literally everything
>Nintendo Cons
No Bayo 3
No Metroid Prime 4
No ports of remaining Wii U exclusives (W101, Pikmin 3, 3D World, Xenoblade X, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Fatal Frame 5, etc)
No new F-Zero
Colton Johnson
>being impressed by that star wars shit when it can't even match the fifteen year old Jedi Knight games in terms of complexity
Jackson Mitchell
>cenosored battletoads
>censored for taking inspiration from modern cartoons like the og battletoads did for the cartoons at the time
Misuse of this word should be a bannable offense
Cooper Green
Brandon Ross
Colton Sullivan
To be fair; allowing the console you own be a streaming device for free is pretty legit.
Ian Williams
ok
Gabriel Sanchez
go back to Yea Forums faggot
Tyler Moore
Samefag here. I completely forgot "no Babylon's Fall" under Square cons
William Martin
Watch the Nintendo Treehouse segment for Luigi Mansion 3 if you're iffy on it. The soul is in overdrive.
Wyatt Diaz
I have no idea what any of your meme infested report cards are trying to convey. They’re filled with so much irony and cringe that I don’t know what any of you actually enjoy.
Eli Rogers
Soul silver was good
Aaron Rivera
Most accurate so far. But was there any JSR news? It's one of my favorite series.
Julian Evans
Nintendo had an overall solid E3 and I am happy with what got announced
>daemon X mecha release date
>Astral chain
>NMH 3
>The smash announcements
>New AC gameplay footage
Only con is the SW/SH stuff since they are culling off some pokemon from the game that arent in the galar dex. Besides that, excellent E3 for ninty
Nicholas Baker
Shouldn't you be on some quarter pounding video crying about how netflix took your she ra tiddys away from you or how mk11 is "woke shit"?oh wait, tiddyniggers have moved onto a different pair of pixelated breast to cry about like ff7
Camden Morgan
Personally I'm surprised that Bethesda even had the balls to show up after what they did.
Asher Turner
>+day9
What good did he do except call out the ghost game guy for being just a prop hunt clone?
Mans got charisma of a dung beetle.
Oliver Parker
>Mans got charisma of a dung beetle.
the fuck kind of dung beetles do you live around
Alexander Carter
well could you blame them?
Mason Phillips
I hope a larger company acquires them and dissolves their IP. Those rotten shitcunt developers are a plague on the industry. Every time I see a game borrow mechanics/trends from TES or fallout, I die a little inside.
Leo Lopez
>snoybabs
Ryan Brooks
At least EA had the sense to not show up, with what little sense they still have.