Non-nintendies thread

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How you play in public? No?
Thought so

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ye, there should be a seperate board for cucktendos but that will sadly never happen.

They usually grow out of it, don't worry about it.

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This

do they though? some of those retards look like they're in their thirties.

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>30fps
If only, most multiplat run at sub 15FPS

You have to be 18 to post here. Stay jealous and seething

i remember that you couldn't finish Wolfenstein New Collosus because the textures were too low res.

>what are esrb ratings
Braindead casualized gameplay.

back to your containment thread manchild

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On the bright side they never pass their weak mutt onions genes on. In the rare cases they pass them on somehow, divine powers will punish them with cancer thankfully

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>My vidya fictional pretend time is serious and masculine, unlike your pretend time, which is for children

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How about you stop using my names for your 4 shitty games that all look the same you dirty unoriginal commie.

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>receding hairline
>glasses
>weak
Why are Nintenlols such nu-male cucks?

Ironic coming from a snoycuck. Remember to close your eyes when daddy snoy forgets to censor a game

>Brother's making a safe bunker on an anime/videogame message board

THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

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I'm not a virgin so I don't play nintendo

Do you think someone who has cancer would look good?

Published by Nintendo

>i just wish these faggots would stop flooding the board with smash threads
Yeah sonyfags aren't going to stop that any time soon. They think a Nintendo board will be made if they continue.

>hey honey, I know you're sick and all, but can you take care of Stacy while I go out with Jamal?
>what? her actual dad? you know he have no time to do that
>I don't want to hear your complains, here, I even brought you your Nintendo, see ya!

Yeah why not?

an actual schizoid on Yea Forums, never would've thought i'd see one on here.

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4=SA>VC>3>VCs>Chinatown Wars>5>LCs>2>GBA>1>London

>ugh I am dying... better waste my last moments on bing bing cringeahoo and farm some Reddit gold....

ESRB ratings exist as a marketing tool for children so they can feel all like "big buys" when they play those "games for grown ups".

See the "Parental Advisory" on music label for more info.

@465903582
@465903874
the fucking state of this board
i'm not even gonna give (You)

>picks on literal cancer patients for his retarded console wars
Yikes. Grow up. Have sex.

Based. I would've put 5 above Chinatown Wars, since it's a literal mobile game. Also where does Liberty City Stories fit in?

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schizoid
this isn' t

>look at this insufferable nintendo manchild, the weak cuck got cancer so now you magically have to like him!
What kind of retarded logic is this?

>I would've put 5 above Chinatown Wars, since it's a literal mobile game.
What? It was DS and PSP game before it got released on phones.
>Also where does Liberty City Stories fit in?
Read my post again.

>snoy

>>>/resettera/

hahaha the seething and coping
it's hilarious
please do go on

Still, it feels very out of place. Also, Liberty City Stories is worse than 5? Why?

Just found him on plebbit.
He is a liberal.... yikes karma

what a fucking nigger. exposing his kid to injternets like that. I fucking hate attention whores. can't the nigger just die with grace? without fucking nintendo?

>phoneposter
>redditor
>shitposts about nintendo
lol it's pure pottery

Kill youserlf console warrior, and go worship corporations and their products for free in fucking HELL.

Damn, it feels good being Sony+PC Chad.

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I'm a /pol/ack but i'm gonna call you a faggot because cancer is horrible thing, i would never wish something like this even to my worst enemy.
I hope that libcuck will be cured.

And then on the Switch sub which is 80% pedophiles, what a great dad.
Perhaps they’ll engrave the amount of upvotes on his gravestone

You don't have to do this for her Tyrone, bet she doesn't even remember him.

I wish you got bone cancer, the most painful one.
You and your entire family.

fuck yeah it does

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What a very Christian thing to say huh?

I Imagine the doctors being conflicted with their oaths.
'He plays video games with child instead of being a dad.'
'He seems to be on some forum, showing his degeneration.'
'Why are we saving this guy? This other man Tyrone seems much more capable and his partner seems pretty happy with him.

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Not cool man, not cool.
You probably going to some real tough shit if you say things like that.
May the god forgive you for such words and guide you to the straight path.
Yes, i'm a Christian.

Thanks friend and may you suffer a very painful and slow death from bone cancer along with your family, squirming around in pain while you shit yourself.

Are you anons for real?

maybe who is asking?

cringe and bluepilled

>the god
It’s God. Kys larping muslim

>middle right one is just some 30 year old boomer whose family posted christmas pictures online, no over-excited soiface or anything, just christmas
>bottom right is some guy making a similar pose to a childhood picture, no over-excited soiface or anything
>3rd from left on top is PS4
OBSESSED and RETARDED

me
why are you so angry at each other

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I'm not a muslim and i made i typo.
So what? I'm sleepy and not native English speaker.
Also why would a muslim larp as christian? That makes no sense

lmao OP can't cope

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Just a bit of friendly banter mate

>that greasy display
exactly how one would expect a switchtard

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you sure showed me user

I actually really like that PS4 part at the top. He's sperging out like a 6 year old and his own cat pushes his shit in.

>tendies get a handful of ports and rehashes and a smash character
>NINTENDO WON HOLY BASTE SNOYKEKS BTFO NINTENDO HIT SO FUCKING HARD THIS YEAR BASTE BASTE BASTE
Every fucking year with this shit, I legitimately don't understand how one fanbase can be so fucking delusional

seething
what did you get?

Sony = Alpha/Hunters
Nintendo = Beta/Berry Pickers

Any questions?

post your hand, fat fuck. cool 'bong' btw, nigger.

What did you get, tendie? Based Banjo Kazooie in based Smash? Go back to your sticky

You know that the 3rd pic is the guy with PS4 and Uncharted?

what did you get?

>ME GROWN-UP ME PLAY GROWN-UP GAMES FOR GROWN-UPS

Unironically more childish than the basedboys screaming for banjo

>me baby me don’t care!

GTAIV at 30fps when

>this thread

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Not much, just like everyone else this year

Tendies losing their fucking minds over table scraps like they're a gift from on high is just getting incredibly old and annoying

well since you can't come up with a counter-argument, yes, i indeed it.

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lol seething

haha meme xD

All i'm picturing is some sperg in his basement actually believing any of this

>counter argument
>lol u greasy finger
is this your idea of argument?

It's making fun of soibois in general. It just so happens that there is also a guy with a PS4 there. That just means Nintendies are much more likely to be soibois than Sonychads.

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Seriously, does a handsome swole Nintendo fan exist?
Why are they all so damn ugly and disgusting?

Before this thread gets deleted, you can discuss video games here
(You)

What did we get? I dunno, i get plenty of shit for playing on PC. Like free multiplayer for example, or the largest game library. And since i have a PS4 Pro aswell (and am planning to get a PS5 when it comes out), i'll get a ton of games that will btfo your whatever """console""" with mobile-tier hardware.

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>all this anger that Nintendo is the only one at E3 so to get any excitement or attention

Instead of being upset at Nintendo or their fans, maybe get mad at the other companies for only offering cold diarrhea.

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Cartoony cutsy artstyle
Easy as hell
Gameplay consists of button mashing and platforming
Brain dead puzzles
Some retarded fucking gimmick

ye

YAAAAAAAS a few fat man children soam threads on Yea Forums HOLY FRICKING EPIIIIIC XD

thanks!

>Nintendo is the only one at E3 so to get any excitement or attention
Literally the only reason for this is delusional tendies who genuinely think a new fucking smash character is the most important announcement all year

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Honestly I just want a smash containment board. This happens EVERYTIME something smash related occurs, and the board becomes unusable.
correct

Cringe

>ITT: Seething snoyniggers
So fucking mad lmao. Go back to your censored games cucks

lol imagine being this assblasted at a video game company

So what did you get?

It's fucking pathetic, the following this series has is the most autistic group on the site including /mlp/ and /pol/

What did you get?

>Non-nintendo thread
>Talks about Nintendo in the first sentence
Rent free

Yeah that was my question. Are you going to answer?

cringe. painfully obvious that E3 really does need Sony because it brings most hype.

>>resetra

Are you? I already said I didn't get much this year, just like everyone else

lol cope

>Look at me, an insufferable fag that gets his dopamine rushes by shitting on kid toys that I do not like, please give me attention

Thank God your genes are all over the keyboard, oh wait, Snoys are not allowed to watch porn.

All video games are for children

>man exists
>wasn't blessed with good genes
>actually isn't a sack of shit
>finds a partner of the opposite sex and has a daughter with her
Oh, I see, you all envy these nu-bois for being able to make up for their flaws by actually acting like functional human fucking beings outside of posting the occasional silly selfie.
You will never have it as good as these people. Kill yourselves :^)

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That's every western game tho

>has a daughter with her
>he thinks any of these "men's" "children" are actually theirs and not the bull's

I'm getting Mario Maker 3, Luigi's Mansion 3, Fire Emblem, Deus X Machina, Astral Chain and Zelda LA. I'm pretty happy.

>literally all of them are either for kids or anime
hmmm

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Good on you then I wish I could be that happy with a pile of ports and rehashes

That said there are at least a couple games from each of the other conferences I'm excited about, even Devolver for once

Cope

>When will the fags grow up and stop playing toddler games, on toddler consoles, at 720p 30fps?
if you think for an instant that grand theft auto anynumber is better than nintendo 64 era rare games you're literally fucking retarded

>4
>above anything

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i don't think that you even know the meaning of this word because what you're saying makes no sense.

>So buttblasted he has to resort to memeing
Go back to Yea Forums and /rk9/ you useless homonculi.

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Are you really this mad that people aren't on their knees sucking nintendo's cock for a mediocre conference

>N-NOOOOO THESE FLAWED MEN CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE CHILDREN
>UHM... KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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Why does everyone who is weak have a round head?
must have some relation

Don't give a shit, time to go bowling cousin.

>haha lmao fucking incels can't get a girl lol
>ugh can you stop calling people cucks all you can do is meme ugh

You know what's funny? All the people who owned the "based almighty" N64 during it's era and not the PS1 were always the kids no one liked. You can't deny that. They had little to no friends then, and they have little to no friends now.

Dilate

>i'm such a MAN I have to pretend to be a manly edgelord in a MATURE video game ONLY
All video games are for children

>Braindead casualized gameplay.
Like, 90% of the games out there?

I don't even like nintendo games, but thinking there are "mature" gaymes are laughable.

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Alright, I'll finally ask, what does this buzzword even mean?

I think he is mad that you fags have to always resort to ad hominem when something Nintendo comes out, and shit up the board with wojack threads, thinking it's better than a lot of actual vidya threads un fucking E3.
Just cope Snoy, accept your mad because other people get to he hyped and you don't.

>Inb4 B-but Sony
Either plataform you prefer, your still a salir ass fag, console war monger.

as opposed to the entire board talking about tifa's arm hair?

have sex sweety

I'm general against the "hurrr it's for children" mentality since we're talking about video games after all.
And nintendo has made some honestly good games through the years.
BUT having said that:
what in the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with Smashfag's brains?
how can you be this obsessed about who is or isn't in fucking Smash?
Are these people legit retarded?
Who gives a fuck you cringey embarrassing whiny FAGNUTS?

Kek, nobody mentioned Incels you meme loving retard, restart your brain ir kys

It's true, though. Repeating what the user said in a mocking manner is kindergarten shit and doesn't change reality, you silly child.

How many faggot pride parades have the nintendo logo all over it?

>Venture Bros
Superb taste

>what are esrb ratings
Literally nothing. When I was a kid, we played M-rated games like Mortal Kombat and Postal only because it was cool.

The fact that Microsoft and Sony panders to fags with those parades literally doesn't mean anything, it's a smart bussiness practice designed to make them money. Don't think that there aren't any LGQBTQQWLK++++ fags playing with nintendo shit.

Hollow Knight

GTA has as many kids playing it as CoD and Fortnite, just a friendly reminder.

Stop giving a shit about your game's demographic, if it's fun it's fun.

I still haven't watched the last season because the premiere blew my mind too hard.

But muh semen retention super powers

I bet OP came himself when Forza added Lego

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So? Those kids will grow up to not be weak soý drinking nincels

I'll dillate your mom's asshole while you clean the shit outta my balls with your tongue, it's not like you have any videogames to play.

MOMMY MOMMY DEY DIDN'T PUT MUH FAV CHARUCTOR IN SMASHY REEEEEEEEEE

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Xniggers are a dying breed, still would rather be an ally with them than with ninretard

Keep fighting the good fight with your voice on Yea Forums.com!

Don't be salty at the winners. It's disgraceful.

>announcing a fucking smash character and making a bunch of rehashes = winning
user...

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>Being si más about a sticky
Holy kek, compose yourself retard.
I think he broke guys.

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This? Right here? This post? It's you being a massive faggot FYI.

what a comeback user, you got me good.

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okay fag