GOOD AFTERNOOOOOOON Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re 2 hours away from Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for Nintendo’s E3 conference in 2 hours when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but wait for the Nintendo conference! Banjo will show up! He’s gotta! “No!”
Face it, Banjokes. Your “literally who” bear is dead. It’s been over a decade since he made his last appearance in *chuckles* “Nuts & Bolts,” and I’m afraid he’s just not as popular as other contenders like yours truly. Sakurai confirmed that the investors are choosing the new DLC characters, and it’s no surprise that popularity sells. Too bad you couldn’t cash in on those last minute nostalgia points at Microsoft’s conference. But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Unironically go kill yourself with your rosterfaggotry threads. None of you Steveniggers even have a Switch to begin with or care about Smash. You just shitpost ironically to piss people off.
Isaiah Ross
based and redstoned
Luis Martinez
3 and OP needs to kill himself
Jeremiah Nelson
Seething Banjackass
Colton Rodriguez
check my 7 Steve is bedridden
Liam Scott
Why are you being so rude to him? He wished you a good morning.
Hudson Martin
Fuck Banjocucks
David Howard
1 and steves in
Christopher Torres
BASED STEVE CHADS GONNA DAB ON A DEAD BEAR
Benjamin Green
This fucking Steve model is the only good thing to come out of Smash threads. Who even created this abomination?
Landon Allen
At least Banjofags genuinely want their character in, you shitters just wanna rile people up.
I don't know whether I want steve in because he would be a good character or because it will be funny
Carson White
Better open those blocky buttcheeks and apply K+Y jelly to your anal cavity. My beary good friend is looking for the perfect twink to ravage like a wild animal after his announcement afterwhile. ;)
Samuel Myers
Can someone explain where did they get or who made all those creepy Steve models?
Wherever you live is fucking irrelevant. Shoot yourself for having the gall to talk like that to your betters.
Oliver Murphy
You're just now figuring it out? And if you know it's shitposting, why are you so angry? Do you really take party game rosters that seriously, or are you just a child who can't control their emotions?
Brandon Sanders
I don't even think Sakurai is stupid enough to consider him an option. But I also don't think the boomerbear is gonna make it in because half the stream viewers would go "Who the fuck is that?".
Owen Gomez
You act like most of current fans to nintendo didn't know who the fuck K.Rool was when he was announced.
Ayden Gonzalez
Only one hour until I never have to see these threads ever again.
Did you forgett there are 3 more DLC characters to go through? And if the new one is neither Banjo, Steve nor Erdrick, you will have to bear the rosterfaggotry for one more year?
Grayson Bailey
I’m glad we never have to look at this ugly model again after today
