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>rides a scooter because she lost her legs to diabetes

something all american gamers can relate to

Where is the outrage?

>Let's just make the ugliest possible characters for our game! Surely nothing can go wrong!
Yeah, not buying your game, shit looks unappealing. Won't even pirate.

It's Ninja Theory; quite literally no one except Micro$oft shills like them.

I don't give a fuck, I ain't buying it so I won't see it.

Too many cups of butter for sure.

Ninja Theory can't touch DMC anymore so there is no outrage, they have fallen back into obscurity and will just get laughed at.

Go to Twitter.

This more or less.
>no you see, it looks god-awful on PURPOSE

She’s cute

TrannyPunk

Why does anyone still trust NT to do anything? Is Microsoft ok?

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This is an action game trying to do what anarchy reigns did but successfully. Yet the character designs are all trash. I don't think I've every scene a worse roster of characters. I'd never want to play as any of them.

In anarchy reigns nearly all the character designs are appealing as fuck. It's something that's super important & fundamental in Action games & fighters. I hope this game flops hard because it looks like trash.

>Buttercup
Not just a cup, at this point it's Butterbucket...

>they make hellblade
>critically acclaimed
>bought by MS
>make total shite
lel poor MS got scammed.

buttertrough

Why do western games encourage women to be obese and die young?

butterwell

yup. apart from being another hero shooter, which already makes it fairly unappealing, I really just don't want to look at this game. It's hideous.
also it's made by NT, the flop architects

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having obese characters != encouraging behavior.
I don't think Nintendo is trying to inspire men to be pudgy italian plumbers

It's not like they have made every single character ugly, you still have your waifus, this is just the fat chick character.

She has bigger tits than Tifa and is not getting censored

The shaders and art style itself has merit but the designs are just so hideous it doesn't matter.

>here's your DmC 2 with Co-op mode bro

The whole argument against sexy females in games is it made women irl try to dress and conform to those beauty standards.

So yes it does.

She has the body type of an enlarged 2 year old. How anyone can fap to that or even consider it humanbis beyond me

>he whole argument against sexy females in games is it made women irl try to dress and conform to those beauty standards.
which is a shit argument that nobody should make

This is Kelli Drinkwater, a very outspoken fat acceptance activist.

She is dead, she died at the age of 34. The cause of death was a heart attack.

"Marge Swanson, a fat acceptance activist who helped pioneer the concept of thin privilege, is dead from a heart attack. She was 34 years old. Swanson championed the notion that weight and health have no inherent connection. She enjoyed dying her hair bright colors, wearing glasses and dating African American men.

“It’s not that I’m thin-phobic,” she once told an audience on a college campus. “It’s just that curvy women have been enslaved and victimized by capitalists for far too long and yeah, I’m upset.”"

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>Surname is fucking Drinkwater
Her ancestors fucking foresaw this fat mess and tried to warn her with a name, a title, anything to try and make this cunt put down the triple fat extra large Coca Cola.

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>She is dead, she died at the age of 34.
As much as I hate her, she is not dead

It's fucking real kek.

God, I can't wait for the porn bros...

shouldve drunk more water

Shed be hot if it wasn't for that awful hairdo

Imagine the smell.

Landwhale ahoy
What a ugly bitch?

Bigger tits than Tifa's.

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>Last name is literally ''Drink Water''
>probably drinks everything but water
imagine being BTFO by your last name

powerfull

>Kelli Drinkwater
>Marge Swanson
are you retarded?

>Microsoft buys renowned single player developer with decent writers
>Tells them to make a fucking Overwatch clone

Microsoft are still fucking clueless.

YES YES YES
Western Games
saving the industry

gross

why anglos love fatfucks so much

Imagine hating traditional beauty so much that your willing to sink your own business.

God i want to fuck that

Total apathy > outrage

Trust me, that's the last thing the dev wants

>She is dead
why are you lying, fucking nigger

absolutely stunning and brave

Traditional beauty used to be fat women.