Here are your NPCs, Bro. Say something nice about them, after all you'll spend so much time together.
Watch Dogs Legion
>protested for refugee rights
They really went all-out after those webms of the guy from the first game killing muslims and gays went viral, didn't they?
Holy shit kek, probably. Someone post it
They aren't even hiding it anymore
They arent even subtile at this point.
Why not just recruit people who have 'supported brexit' in their bios?
What's the problem with 9/11 survivors?
I doubt there'll be any for it. If you'r part of the "resistance" you must hate the brexit.
They know too much
I want to fuck the GILF
How do you survive a staged incident?
Thank you user
People fake being 9/11 survivors I think
They survived 9/11.
Bro you're supposed to resist being a soverign nation and be for open borders
>Canadian
Oh God. I guess this is either extended or I never watched the full thing.
>Why not just recruit people who have 'supported brexit' in their bios?
You can't, because critical skills to progress game route will be trapped inside Nmbongo Ungawunga from Sierra Leone and this guy.
Holy fuck they are such freak shows. At least in the old days a circus would accept them.
The just recruit only white men. Same thing.
>wents to furry convention
>boom
9/11
Why are you retards so uncreative? Just recruit as much white people as you can and go killing niggers and fags, screencap it and spam it on twitter.
this game is cancer
they really cannot hide their outright anti white, anti european propaganda any longer, (((they))) are going all out
yeah but the story will be 100% multi kulti globo homo bullshit so whatever, i'll skip
Calling it now, this is gonna be far cry 5 all over again.
>Not just offing every single young adult until you only have grandpa-squad left.
>dude le black girl with weird hair is le hacker xD
Bland story? Predictable story? Retarded gimmick like getting darted on a plane?Retarded dude drugs and shit moments?
But now someone will just make a vid of them killing all these retarded SJW npcs
If all characters are simulated would it be possible to completely ethnically cleanse the game?
I mean it is set in a dystopic future so characters like that make total sense. Based watchdogs with those subtle redpills.
Don't play dumb. You know damn well what I'm referring to.
I’m getting so tired of seeing brown people in media man. I can’t take it anymore. This shits gotta stop
>Canadian
Every time.
>ANARCHY POLICE-STATE
???????
Are Ubisoft retarded?
>Set in Authoritarian regime
>This means that all their petty protests, voting and political courses went to shit.
This is really just Antifa, the game isn't it?
>regime
>trailer LITERALLY says cabinet fell apart and there is no government
>Authoritarian regime
???
Antifa are the authoritarians.
The fucking host said it was Authoritarian.
No they're just muscle for the globalist cabal.
what you mean my main gripe was the story was shit everything was predictable, and retarded. The game play was boring as fuck.
Far-cry is soulless derivative works now,
there is no more fun, my only solace is that I didn't pay for that shit
then dont use them cry baby
He doesn't know what Authoritarian means
The trailer literally states its an anarchist hellhole where criminals openly run the streets and extremists wage war for dominance.
>Immigrants being educated enough to possess useful skills.
Nah man, can't believe it.
these are frogs and candians fag, what do you expect the most cucked people who live in shitholes in denial
it is a post-(brexit) apocalyptic setting after all so of course everything is horrific, including the characters
The government collapsed and there is no welfare/healthcare etc
> Just recruit whites, duh!
What the fuck do you mentally challenged troglodytes not understand about this simple but evident problem in pic related
>implying theres anything wrong with assaulting officers
It's a shame they don't want to focus on the unique culture of England for the post apocalyptic setting instead of multicultural nonsense
>The just recruit only white men. Same thing.
If you do that, the AI will bitch at you about being racist.
"DONTCHA THINK WE COULD USE SOME DIVERSITY, HUH?"
You are just making up reasons to get mad at this point.
Remember, fight the system and just fucking pirate this if you need to satisfy your morbid curiosity.
>fight the system
You are the system
Yes
The """Resistance""" is essentially a terrorist group working for benefit of EU.
More accurate description of their organization would be "the Fifth Column".
Living in London right now due to studies - London is not English anymore. For every 1 native english bloke there's 20 international whatevers.
Yes, I'm part of the problem.
>Just buy the game and play it ((((however you like))))
Shut the fuck up shill, your damage control has no power here
They did this for Syndicate no?
Why did you underline "best friend"?
What's wrong with that?
The game is anti-Brexit
So is most of Britain now yeah?
NO DEAL
London is not english
Honestly how will this even work? Like realistically they can't have that much unique dialogue for each character so its just gonna be something like
>10 unique voice actors and dialogues
>generic white male 1
>generic white male 2
>generic black woman 1
>generic black woman 2
>generic indian guy 1
etc.
I guess the most used character of each class will take their spot on the story
Have you even been to london?
It's literally BLACKED
Greetings from /pol/.
London has fallen to the homogenized "urban" culture that's shared by most major cities around the world. All of the unique culture is out in the smaller towns and rural areas.
>Take control of them
>Jump off Big Ben and die
Gee, so hard to kill them off.
I can't wait for someone to recruit straight white males/females and make a /pol/ legion
>So is most of Britain now yeah?
Wrong
Pretty much.
But if that means I can have an entire legion of 'ELLO GUVNA' white cockney's, then I'm all for it.
That the game is a blatant reference to the Waco siege where the FBI murdered over 70 innocent civilians+
why do mainlanders and other third worlders think they have a say in politics unrelated to their country?
Its a neat concept but Ubisoft is so inept that they're just gonna rush it out and ruin it
>B-But you're an authoritarian fascist if you want less EU control!
same i hope they have some far right backgrounds for characters
then you'd have to play it though
>jomo wakanda
wtf lol
assaulting an officer is now cool
>an economist
>only has $9 right now
>story
just do it after. who gives a shit about a story, especially when theres no character to relate to?
I didn't gave a flying shit about any watch dogs, this will be the same.
>part of the problem
so am I xD
>queer youth shelter
fucking hell, can they be more on the nose
he was in the plane
I don't even want to pirate this gay shit
>playing european games
no thanks
I havent seen ONE fucking E3 thread where the NIGGER faggot OP linked the trailer in the thread about the trailer they are talking about. What is wrong with you people?
Ironically, we're gonna start needing LGBT shelters if cities keep going down the multiculti rabbit hole.
>What is a custom character creation system: The Thread.
Come on guys, you are better than this.
Make a cyberpunk game if you are so jealous of their hype then Himamoto of Who Gives a Fuck Studio.
Do these people not now how much of a shithole London is outside the elite financial sector which is basically a separate city?
Every city is like that.
You think New York, the highest GDP earning city in the world, does not have shitty terrible sections of the city?
The only major city that doesn't is Mumbai and Pyongyang. And we both know what that is.
tell us about mumbai, ive never heard anyone ever talk about it
But the crime rate in London is increasing and has been for years corresponding with it's level of diversity. But in the last two years it has gotten so bad supermarkets are suggesting stopping the sale of cutlery to under 18's and selling single kitchen knives.
>muh crime rate
I bet you fucking piss your pants every night while you sleep
Wow what a badass.
thanks faggot
Woah you really refuted my point slay queen
it's not due to that
even the first game's E3 presentation (the one that was so obviously fake) showed the protag attacking someone right after "pro-life" popped up under their name
>suggesting stopping
You literally need a license to buy a spoon in London today. You can't even buy assault potato peelers.
Whats to refute? I bet it is climbing. Yet the chances of some faggot with a butter knife attacking you and stealing your chicken tender money (even though you dont even live in that country and are just spreading propaganda like a good bot) is less than 1/1000
they also said some shit during the presentation about evil deportation squads terrorizing the city lol
>deportation squads
Basically the typical anarchy warlords and death squads
>Canadian
topkek
>it's da rooshian bots
The horseshoe theory is real. Consider dilating.
Every city is a shithole, but they're shitholes with things to do, which is why people live there even with the cost of living being much higher. I'll take a shitty one bed over a house if it means I have access to a steady stream of good live music and nice bars
Consider using your own brain for once in your fat life and replying without using a meme, you fat fucking shit
based
>good live music
>2019
>Consider using your own brain for once in your fat life and replying without using a meme
You first abomination
Plenty of jazz and blues bars in London, my friend
Mumbai essentially is just an city that exists because a bunch of hyper rich arabs said, "Hey, let's build a gigantic city right here.
It's a planned city, in a tiny, rich as fuck, nation.
How do you artificially create a gigantic, beautiful, modern, and luxurious city artificially?
You pay millions of people billions of dollars.
And then you get traffic jams from the millionaires and billionaires driving their super cars to go buy tigers.
>But the crime rate in London is increasing and has been for years corresponding with it's level of diversity
Indeed.
However, historically, it is still far below any previous point.
I would suggest you take a look at the long view in terms of how violent, unjust, and imperfect society used to be.
We live in the most peaceful era of mankind's history by orders of magnitude.
A little bump in the domestic cultural conflict due to acclimating cultures, is unfortunate, but expected.
those look like fucking DAZ studio characters
>being mad over niggers and fags in video games
Ok retard.
>And then you get traffic jams from the millionaires and billionaires driving their super cars to go buy tigers.
sounds neat
seethe moar retard, im sure the devs will start caring after some point
Where do you think you are?
But he didn't use a meme there.
ITT: fags arguing about an irrelevant meme game
>Peter Cox
>Jada Wokoma
Is it jus me or does their names sound like pornstar names?
>Watch Dongs: Legionband featuring Peter Cox ans Jada Wokoma
>A little bump in the domestic cultural conflict due to acclimating cultures, is unfortunate, but expected
People like you are disgusting.
>the niggers name is wakanda
His only comments have been insults and calling me a bot
>People bitching and crying about this game being anti-white
>White races enslaved niggers for centuries
It's our time whitey faggots.
>You can have any NPC with a presumably random string of traits in your crew
>BUT SOME OF THE NPCS ARE SHIT!
So don't recruit them...
And fat, you fat faggot fat fucking fat
uh sweetie project more
FUCK.
DUBAI.
Not Mumbai.
Mumbai is.... well it's a hyper populated nation in India.
So your call I suppose.
> webms of the guy from the first game killing muslims and gays
Anybody have those? Sounds funny.
Does anyone have the other webm of this?
I remember it starting with a bible verse or something
You are so fucking fat even the pictures you save have fat fucks in it. Holy FAT
This is like complaining about recruits in XCOM.
>muslims and black enslaved blacks for thousands of years
You know slavery was very common.
I understand that you think I am terrible for thinking that a little conflict is worth it for those that are no born of your own ancestors, that the humans most closely related to you are more important than any of the other humans.
But that is a sentiment I do not share my friend.
We are one species. We are all capable of greatness, no matter the individual if we are of one will.
Open your heart user.
>supermarkets are suggesting stopping the sale of cutlery to under 18's and selling single kitchen knives.
Nigga you already need ID to buy anything with a knife in it.
>Frequently watches anime
>gonna need the AR for this one
You mean everybody gets angry about it being a SJW game, then it turns out to be so apolitical that SJW video game journalists get angry?
Based
>We are all capable of greatness,
what about retards?
Go preach that nonsense to Israel, not the UK, subhuman.
not in the way Americans enslaved people you mong
Give the company your money to protest their game
Good plan my dude
>what are some black names for our black sample protagonist?
>Jada Fire?
>Google says that's taken. Let's Wakanda up that last name
>ubisoft announces game
>why Watch_Dogs will make THE PROLETARIAT rise up against FACIST CAPITALISTS, and that's a good thing, yikes!
>tons of free advertisement from polygon and reddit
>game turns out to be milquetoast as fuck because Ubisoft isn't going to pick sides with their $100mm entertainment product
Literally every year. Do these people really not remember?
>Here are your NPCs, Bro.
Aren't they player characters?
is that adam sandler
>Occupation: Street Artist
That's not a job.
People do remember, the games "journalists" are just whores who want clicks and likely get bux from Ubi.
Why did you mark the attract drone skill?
>Generic female senior assassin
Yeah that trailer was probably scripted as fuck. No way they'll put in the extra effort to write all the possible permutations depending on who dies or doesn't at one point of the story, if they're male female, who actually completes the mission, etc
Wonder what happens if you just give up. The drone went out of kill mode when it floored the first guy until he got back up
Are you thinking of some other city?
We had a retard at my high school who was so borderline, that he could follow instructions, but had no regard for his own bodies limitations.
Every single lunch for 4 years he did upside down crunches on the pull up bars. and then sprinted around the school until the bell rang.
Nobody antagonized him. He was in a special ed class so he was segregated from the regular classes. He didn't give a fuck about girls or being social. He always did his own thing.
I asked his sister who was in my grade why he didn't do sports if he was all about that shit.
She said that they tried to let him do sports once, and he fucked this dude up really bad by going off on him.
In the old days of humanity, that guy would have had ended up a famous warrior, capable of superhuman feats, cleaving skulls by the dozen on the battlefield.
Now though, he's just weird guy with a bowlcut.
The battles of old were won by retards, who realized the only way they could survive was by fighting and pursued that singularly.
I am not preaching, I am stating my viewpoint.
Why do you desire conflict so much?
Is there something in your life that you feel you cannot fight against?
...
>lesbians
Based, but unironically.
She's one of the unique characters though.
Can I exclusively recruit white lesbians in this?
>lefties wants muslims
>muslims hates LGBT
it's like watching enemies fight between themselves
Lmao iv vistited so many European cities but iv never been to the UK or London and every time someone asks where we should go next and I say "London?"
They always make a face and say "hmmm no."
Is London that shit?
enemies of israel
I just want a game about being anti authority that is about the actual kind of scum that are anti authority.
How do you stage a survived incident?
how did it come to this?
It’s just a video game. Anyone going out of their way to do that and not just recruit the most efficient people with the best traits, are autistic.
...
If you look at the trailer again, it is only the computer voice actor who reacts specific with names and so. The rest give generic answers
I'm gonna bleach Jada Wokoma!
>But the crime rate in London is increasing and has been for years corresponding with it's level of diversity.
You fucking nigger it’s probavly got more to do with steadily decreasing police funding than any mean brown is people.
yay more naggers! play as a nagger everyone !" whee look at me i am a nagger! naggers nagger nagger!
underrated post
Pirating exists, retard.
>Not just recruiting your very own harem
pathetic
I love the original of this pic.
It's so well weighted, like a Caravaggio.
Can I make all my enforcers football hooligans who scream "INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND" as they windmill into battle pissed up?
Its the easiest way to make a dollar.
I bet you can play it like you fight an alt-right or a liberal goverment elite.
Sadly not the mean target group of their audience.
And you should add "please the companies so they invite them to early release shows. Or even special events with booze and strippers!
>permadeath
yep, can't wait to make my hacker team
Jesus, imagine having those people coming into your restaurant, knowing that there is only one dilation station in the back.
Born and raised Londoner.
Go to Liverpool or Manchester or even fucking Cardiff or Newcastle.
Stay away, it used to be the case that we would laugh at Northern tinpot shitholes. But if you're a tourist in London, you're likely to get mugged or pick pocketed, the streets are full of homeless people. Central London is a complete tourist trap which will suck you dry of any pounds you have, nightlife is expensive and better up North. I now live in Essex because I couldn't hack living in that cesspit any longer.
>Implying I won't only recruit the scummiest chavs and terrorize everyone, government or civilian
yes
London is basically like Paris except bigger so if you went to Paris and could tolerate that shithole you can tolerate London.
>Muslims don't want their children to be oversexualized
>We must respect their culture they're different
>White parents don't want their children to be oversexualized
>You fucking homophobic patriarchal fascists!
Why did I laugh at "canadian"
>you can recruit anyone in England.
Who's your main lads?
Cope, kafir. Christcuckery is a fake religion. Also Islam isn’t a race, idiot.
>immigrants are conservative as hell
>suddenly votes for alt-right since they feel the lgbt is much more dangerous than rascism
We live in a clownsworld
>AI that's being sarcastic but also oblivious to idioms
I hate this shit the most
Paris is a shitty place to live due to their fucked economy, but it's a decent travel destination if you have the dosh. London is far worse, the air pollution alone makes it a nigh uninhabitable nightmare.
I hated Paris when I was there last year.
I got really dirty (Like physically unclean, graffiti and litter) vibes from it.
I hated London too, But london felt clean.
Fuck I just hate cities in general, they feel so claustrophobic and loud.
bUt ThEy ArEnT NpCs
I thought the AI had a human VA?
Fucking love this guy
that's not brittain
Brexit is retarded and will result in the government legislating away more freedoms than it already has. The game is unironically right.
>Jewish fairy tales
You are all retarded here.
Americans for some reason missed that current government is not liberal and actually banned porn in UK.
Any government which is sticking its nose into your bedroom is going to fuck you all over no matter what it say.
unique brittishness means being brown man named Muhammed don't complain about it though it's the future anglos fought and died for
dilate
They tried to ban porn, thankfully the government's incompetence stops them from going all out. I think your right about Americans though, they seem to forget that people in the UK aren't citizens but subjects.
Dubai is getting POO'D at a very high rate now
>jacket resembles cross
based
>call the police we got dilation station situation here
You can thank uncontrollable immigration for that. Just look at the demographics.
Hello, Rabbi.
>being ethnicly replaced
>A little bump
>The government has and will always be anti-brexit
>Please rise up against brexit guys f-fight the power
>I would suggest you take a look at the long view in terms of how violent, unjust, and imperfect society used to be.
>We live in the most peaceful era of mankind's history by orders of magnitude.
That doesn't mean we should increase it because it used to be worse...
Damn, this terrible future must be avoided at all cost. Remember to protest against Brexit! We must remain in the EU to protect our civil liber-
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Oh..
man why are blacks so dumb whitey litterly freed u you think chang will treat you better? maybe look up what's happening in Congo if you want a preview
Exactly, free advertising.
i agree open borders for Israel
skilled enough to steal your jobs lmao
You underestimate the level of realism denying double think in leftie heads.
English Londoner here.
Its so disheartening seeing my hometown over the years get overun. Moving to Norf FC soon though.
can someone run the math on this?
let's say we have x who tries to recruit y, but dies, so z comes in and mentions x's death to y, now randomly place each npc in these spots, with let's say 200 unique npcs, how many combinations of dialogue is that?
I would love to play a game with Arkham-style combat where you create your own hooligan and engage in various scrapes and brawls against souf pooftas at football matches.
>We live in the most peaceful era of mankind's history by orders of magnitude.
That's because it switched to trade and proxy wars, all because of atom bombs.
UN doesn't do shit whenever some big dawg invades country that can't retaliate.
And destruction of European racial cohesion is part of the same plan.
No estrogen is self produced in there
>donate clothes to queer youth shelters
yeah the famous queer youth shelters
RACIST SPOTTED
>brexit actually helps prevent you from being ruled by a global police/surveillance system
>durrr brexit bad
>spoiler alert relative to brexit: britain will return to eu in future
>still makes antifa simulator
>watchdogs legion
>demons in a group are called a legion and cast into pigs
>mascot for dedsec is pictures of pigs and devil faces are posted everywhere
>assassins creed is a weird catholic killing fantasy
>far cry you kill some christian extremists in the USA's most peaceful locations(as if that "other" religion isn't the one holding all the extremists
say what you want about religion, not really where I'm going with this, but does ubisoft just dump material thats basically a revenge fantasy from butthurt homosexual and bisexual french canadians?
This game exuded the political wisdom and have the style of a 14 years old who believes that the anarchic state is the best solutoon
Yes. Because resistance = liking be dominated by Germany.
>journalists writing articles whinging about abkut being able to recruit NPCs loyal to the regime or supportive of autocratic leadership
>what was the volksdeutch fifth column?
Im ready for ww3
We need a reboot
>recruit ubifaggot curated NPCs
>use them as suicide bombers because permadeath
sounds alright to me
kek
the point is to resist the sovereign of a nation to fight for a globalism world, basically being silly useful of Soros = part of the resistance
So the resistance is against Brexit? Hahahhaha its so strong and progressive a person desire being dominated by EU
If I ever got an NPC like this, I'd kill myself with them on purpose.
It's just a fun setting. The game isn't about Brexit.
You're not going to assassinate Nigel Farage and push the big button to rejoin the EU in the final mission.
Yes.
i legit don't hate gay people
but homosexuality is not appetizing to a lot of people. like the thought of it is gross and a massive turn off. you cant force feed people shit they don't like because
>muh feelings are hurt
i will never eat a fish head unless im starving, doesn't mean i hate philippinos for eating that stinky shit.
I actually peaked in the mid 2000's I doubt we'll see another point like the summer of 03
The summer of 2011 though *crack* now that was a riot *sips*
Its pretentious
You have a bunch of game developers making political critique
Its like watching /pol/ discussing economics
Can't wait to execute brexiteers like the shitbags they are
>Canadian
everytime
So am I the only person that didn't take Watch Dogs 3 trailer seriously and saw some lite Saints Row in it? The gameplay preview was super wacky.
>brexit actually helps prevent you from being ruled by a global police/surveillance system
Can almost guarantee your American.
They dont hide it anymore.
>if they're male female, who actually completes the mission, etc
they will just say They/them :)
>France
smilinggoldface.jpg
>Anyone going out of their way to do that and not just recruit the most efficient people with the best traits
You mean white people?
The templars controlling eveything made them look like jews to me.
>TFW you warn people about the consequences their policies will have
>they call you a fascist, bigot, etc
Natural selection is back on the field.
I will uniornically purchase this game if Boris turns out to be the final boss
only nazis believe in brittain
So you're mad because you didn't pay attention to the actual plot?
See
The Muzzies have already started and the media has been in meltdown over it refusing to call them out
REMEMBER FOLKS :
UBISOFT DOESN'T DO POLITICS
the enemy of my enemy is my friend?
>that other likely worse form of slavery doesn't count because i cant blame the whyt ppyl
Imagine basing a game that will be sold globally over an extremely local and temporary political issue.
Imagine then using this game to preach your political views by painting the alternative as a fucking dystopia.
Just how fucking tasteless can you be? Fuck Unisoft, I'd say I'm never buying any of their games again but they've yet to make one worth buying in the first place.
They do politics until its time to actually release the game.
I still don't know how they intend to pull back on this one.
Mark my word, the game will delete all politics and blame all oppression on not-Wayland-Yutani.
Moral of the game will be CORPORATIONS BAD
PAYING FOR CORPORATE PRODUCTS GOOD.
>Donating to shelters is sjw because a black person's doing it
>Complaining about assult on police in a game where you gun them down by the thousands.
they hate you aswell just less than childmolesters
Interesting that you omitted it's a "queer youth" shelter.
Do those things exist? Are they just philanthropic gay bars?
looks fun
They do exist
just checked their profile and they are still shamelessly ebegging. honestly i think i have got it all wrong whats the point in working when i can just badly dress up as a woman and demand people pay me money otherwise they are transphobic.
also i wish sapphixy would sapphixyiate
>CORPORATIONS BAD
>PAYING FOR CORPORATE PRODUCTS GOOD.