Why do they always look like this?

Why do they always look like this?

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Fat and dyed hair?

White balding men?

She's fat she probably actually plays games.

It being pride month doesn’t help anything

Umm incel real women are chubby and smell like rotten eggs
You cant handle a real woman so you creeps want and Asian gf

phone games at the hair salon

It's funny how everything always goes to shit when a woman is put in charge.

I'm absolutely disgusted.

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>woman

>woman

Not true.

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They got it from random password generator

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has anybody ever met a woman with unnaturally colored hair that is a quality person?

its literally never happened to me in my entire life, its an instant turnoff

I hate These people. They always make me fewl like shit for not putting that much effort into my appearance.
How do I become a beautiful man Yea Forums? I never want to be ugly again.

I've never met a woman that is a quality person.

What game did she design? I want to be sure I never accidentally buy it.

>I've never met a woman that is a quality person.
thats just sad, but plausible.

>she

hamburger helper is fat and dont like videogames.

>Bio Jade Adam Granger

Best and worst word salad name I've heard in a while.

unfuckable white dudes?

Too bad, I also never met a quality person in image board sites

The number one thing you can do is take care of your teeth. Get braces or invisalign and keep them white. Number two is wear properly fitting clothes. Then work on fitness.

because all those fat chicks back then in school played games, right?

it is anecdotal stereotyping, but throughout my life not a single dyed hair fat chick was actually playing games
they were reading books and writing blogs
deep down you know thats true

So Yea Forums?

>adam
>she

Overrated hack.
Her father was better

pol is pretty diverse

Jews.

t. low quality woman

it's sad that you can never date fat women because of how semen sends them into a feeding frenzy that makes them bite your dick off but i guess that's all just part of god's plan

The thumbnail makes it look like her name is "Big Jade". My first thought was good on her for owning it, then I actually clicked on the image. Who names their kid Bio?

They didn't. It's the name it "chose".

No because you shouldn't approach people with pink hair

>they were reading books
I don't count erotic fanfics, or juvenile romance stories as 'reading books'

This. Women don't read actual books.

Based

This. My ex read nothing but fictional romance and sci-fi/fantasy, my mum read nothing but fictional thrillers.

how do these people get into the video game industry in the first place
they dont even play games

it's probably just Adam Granger, the "Bio Jade" is his something like his first wow account name that he kept to forge his imaginary life. when he get the dick removed he'll drop the "adam granger", trannies have a ritual with names like that it's creepy as fuck.

>Getting ready for the Squeenix conference today
>Click on the GameSpot stream because it was first on the search results
>"Im such a huge Kingdom Hearts fan, but I haven't finished it yet so I don't really know how necessary this DLC is."
>Her job is literally video games
>And she cannot scrape together 30 hours across almost half a year
>Less than 2 hours a week, for something she is a huge fan of, and is relevant to her job
>Can't be assed
Why are these types of women fucking real?

Rainbow Six Hundred lbs - Quarantine the Refrigerator

The worst part is, the older I get, the more true this becomes

Because weak men allowed it to happen.

>name is Bio Jade Adam Granger

Assuming Adam is her middle name, who the fuck names their daughter's first name Bio Jade?

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What a cutie

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this is why games aren't as good anymore. not because MUH SJWS but because untalented fat hacks are working on them

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This. Giving women rights was a mistake.

"Bio Jade Adam Granger" sounds like the 3rd stage of the final boss.

It's unironically the truth.

Who lets these people design anything. Its clear they are fucked up good.

I thought is said Big Jade

You honestly think that’s the name given to her by her parents?

These degenerates should be gassed

And you're unironically retarded.

>Montreal

Bio is a prefix denoting they are post op or born the gender they are presenting as.

I mean, why not? People have given their children weirder names than that.

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If the parents gave her that name, then it stands to reason that they're the loonies who imparted her with their loony beliefs.

Take care of yourself. Most ugly people are actually ugly but don't care about their looks. Shower at least once daily, use deodorant, get a good haircut, trim your beard, try to fix your teeth, wear cologne, get skin care if you have acne, get some nice looking clothes, cut junk food from the weekdays and soda forever and hit the gym at least three times a week. Boom, you just went from a 3-4 to at least a 6.

>Bio
>Jade
>Adam
I'd still take it out for a hamburger and fuck it

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It's almost like peer groups have archetypes and people often fit neatly into them. Let me guess, you're mildly overweight, unmotivated, 18-23 years old, reasonably intelligent but underproducing?

it's hard to take your stance when facts keeps pilling up in the other direction

roastie

This roastie is seething

I'm sure you're much better than them lmao. Get a grip faggot

he's not black though

Fun fact: putting common English words together is actually a terrible idea for a password. Password cracking engines will always start with common English words and a combinaison of them, making that type of passwords one of the easiest to crack.

>2007
>Buy Jade's game
>2019
>Buy Jade dinner

GINTOKI SAMA

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If you wouldn't smash that you have low test.

>let me guess
>no
>YOU LIE
You are mentally ill, tranny.

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old twitter handle is @BioAdam. it hasn't seen use in a couple years, but def the right person. it has nothing about being called "jane" by 2017.

no password system ever allow enough tries to run the dictionnary, what sort of imaginary world do you think you live in? The avenger movie one?

They would have to specifically try to do that, and it's very rare for people to do things like that for passwords.

I think you're the mentally ill one. You seem incapable of not frothing and foaming in a self imposed meme hell.

Listen to what this man said You may never be as good looking as a Brad Pitt or a Chris Hemsworth, but doing basic shit to take care of yourself can do wonders to make yourself more attractive to others. Again, it's not much, but it's something.

AT the very least, working out has been scientifically proven to give yourself more confidence. So do that regularly and by 3 months of steady working out, you already feel much better, believe me.

skinny, 30, dumb as a brick but quite successful
try again faggot

Depends on how many words there are.
It gets exponentially harder to crack with each added word.

>30
Oh dear, I'll see myself out.

I want /pol/ to leave
I want SJWs to leave
I want intersectional feminism to leave
It's just so tiresome, how do you autists have the energy to spam this shit 24/7

yes to all of those, but what's your point

That fat fuck is the reason why Britain is full of fucking protties. Elizabeth may have been a prottie, but at least she wasn’t as full on fucking retarded as that dumb Scottish homosexual

Look up what a data breach is.

That's about right. I was dating this girl for a bit and she said that her favorite game was Fire Emblem, and I thought nothing of it and moved on. Later she saw some games at the store, and asked if they were like Fire Emblem. "No, that's more like the old Final Fantasy games." "Oh, I don't really know those, that doesn't mean anything to me. What games are like Fire Emblem?" So I set her up, and she gets back to me later. "I didn't really like them because they didn't have the romances and you couldn't see their babies. It really wasn't like Fire Emblem at all."

A modern CPU can try for the entire English dictionary in less than a second and it's very unlikely a human being is using a password with more than 5 words strung together.

>dating a girl and posting on Yea Forums
nice try tranny

Better start praying for the next Hitler then because that's the only way you're getting rid of this crap.

This shits turning into a damn religion

This is an opinion factory, and you want everyone else to leave?

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>current year
>watching those depressed overweight jews
Yikes!

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the entire english dictionary in less than a second does not mean 5 random words strung together takes five seconds

do you know how exponential functions work

Who is enabling them I wonder?

Yes, it means 5 words is still a very short amount of time even with an exponential function.

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The stupid left/right dichotomy drowns everything else in it. It's like a self filling never ending pool of shit that grabs anything and everything in its reach and drags it down to the bottom.

I've read people complain about cyberpunk featuring a white dude with a gun, well what else are you going to do? Feature are nignog with a gun you're invoking negative stereotypes, feature a woman and you're objectifying women to sell your game. With white dudes you can do whatever the fuck you want, no special treatment needed. OH BUT WHY DEY ALWAYS USE DEM WHITEYS AS COVERBOYS

Ok but they actually have to be looking for it. Far more common is [capitalized first letter][word][number/symbol]. This is even easier to get.

I'm pretty sure he implied it was possible as long as there weren't too many words.
And as he said a 4 word combination like the strip is very crackable.

>how do these people get into the video game industry in the first place
they use customer support, writing and social media as an attack vector. once they're in, they worm their way into soft skill dev and management positions due to affirmative action and shit.

based enlightened centrist poster

>feature a woman and you're objectifying women to sell your game
Make her fat, fully clothed and give her some unnatural hair color like electric blue. Sexually she's ambiguous, of course. There, you're now "keeping up with the times".

For 150,000 words there are 75,932,437,618,123,875,003,600,000 permutations.

150,000 in half a second means 506216250787492500024 seconds or 16052012011273 years.

Sorry, 253108125393746250012 seconds or 8026006005636 years.

not if you actually want to sell your game. Nobody likes ugly people, even ugly people don't. The best you achieve with making someone intentionally ugly is that slightly less ugly people will feel better about themselves, but this isn't really an incentive for them to buy the product.

seething

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Drop those 150k down to only common words and see where that gets you.

This is like 90% true. Cant remember the last time I met a woman who isnt a conniving, manipulating, piece of shit. And yes, I do go out a lot and meet a good bit of women

>have autistic discussions about password strength
>finally, after years of research, find the fabled correct password to use, that won't be broken before the end of the universe
>hacker calls up pajeet tech claiming to be you, pajeet hands over the password, all of your effort foiled in a minute
This is how it actually works.

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Well? Then it just means those people demanding those changes don't want for that game to sell. I mean if they mostly don't even play... why would the care about buying and selling of games.

kek

it's visual communication, it says: DANGER, LOCO IN THE COCO. Keeping distance and avoiding contact is recommended, like it was a SCP

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lead hotdog devourer

I'd be so good at that job

I can't understand these numbers. What does that say?

Poisonous creatures use warning colors to scare away predators.

that women suck when it comes to contribute to humanity with something else than their wombs

Fucking Jews you idiot. ALWAYS NAME THE JEW!

She's a hardcore gamer bro

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That there are more women than men in the world and that 1% of woman have a job that requires intelligence and hard work.

Wtf she's french? I refuse it, we don't have lardass pink haired trannies here. That's only in america.

>this
Still, this isn't an excuse not to use a strong and unique password for each account.

Maybe long ago Frenchie, but in case you haven't noticed your country is being taken over by Mudslimes because of people like her letting their hearts bleed all over the fucking place.

3000 words is considered "Core" so let's say 3000 words/attempts in 0.5 seconds (ignoring that no service in the world would or could allow that many attempts in that time)

4 words strung together means 80,838,099,000,000 permutations, /3000*0.5 = 13473016500 seconds = 427 years

5 words is 1279970 years

satisfied?

She's probably a gaybequer

Lock down the lab!
We need to contain the bio jade before it consumes us all!

>Beat Mario World when she was 6
>Puts Mario World in her brag list
So she played a whole TEN video games in her life? Hardcore shit yo

this is intentionally, it's done to keep virgins away (it works)

Must be, I'm silly, adam granger is an english name

>6000 attempts per second
Pretty weak

excuse my brainfart, it should be divide by 0.5

so 854 years & 2559940 years

No worries french bro, she's canadian. Canada is like the unwanted, aborted child who still clings to life

Too late
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>shit accent
>"progressive" as fuck
I fucking hate quebec

Where in the real world would you get even this unless you had a fiber line to the google datacenter

Web services are really goddamn slow

What is this like the Bio-Broly to Jade?

Obviously you're not going to remotely brute force a god damn password.
You're obviously cracking hashes on leaked databases.

Probably more accurate to say several dozen million attempts a second desu. Password could be broken in a couple weeks, which is not bad.

Yeah she's missing her burka, my fellow muslimi French friend unacceptable I say

wearing a burka is against the law

/ourgirl/

Died childless ending the line of English monarchs and giving it over to Scotland.

Thanks fir the throne laddies, even the German dynasty running the show ar related tae me,
R. King James VI

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