Cant play as Doom-gal in nu-Doom nor Doom Eternal

>touching Bethesda "Doom" at all

What's this about Crash being in the game? Think of the r34

Eternal looks good.

Somebody post the qt, fit doomgirl drawings.

No, it looks like it was designed by committee, and this time it's not just unmoddable, it also has no map editor as well. Gotta sell those DLC packs right out the gate.

There's just something about a girl in uniform/armor..By the way, why isn't clash in quake champions?

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2016 was fun. Eternal looks like it'll be fun too. First change I have of getting it for $30 or less, I'm buying it. If they manage to get mod support in there since they've supposedly done away with megatextures, I'll probably pay full price.

I don't see why coop couldnt be implemented in a shooter like this
just scale up spawns
the more features in a game the better

Yes Fellow Anonymous Gamers. I Too Will Pay Buy Money Release Day Or For Those Of You Not Sure, I Too Will Pay Thirty Dollar On Sale. Thank You Bethesda, From All The Gamers.

>implying this armor isnt sexy as fuck

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Stay mad, contrarian bitch nigga. Just because they lack some of the things that made the old Doom games great doesn't mean they can't be enjoyed by their own merits.

>Doomguy
>pain sounds
Heresy
Also kys waifufag

Moar Doom-gal pls

You never played any of the games but nu-Doom.

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What merits again?
Shit level design? Hardcapped enemy quantities? Bullet sponges? Constantly stopping the player and forcing them to watch the fiftieth canned animation of your arms opening a door? A short campaign duration? Utterly trash, universally panned multiplayer?

If you think being able to shoot enemies with guns makes "a great FPS", no wonder the industry is in its current state.

Could have sworn that was Tali for a sec and that I had a reason to care

Waifufags everyone

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holy fuck good shit

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The combat was fun, and the guns were satisfying, some especially so. Congrats on being incapable of having fun after becoming so obsessed with forming opinions that appeal to the other underage dipshits on Yea Forums.

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You'd call someone a shill when they said theyd buy doom back in the day too.

>Abs
Ah, another man of culture and refinement

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you have been on Yea Forums too long
stop caring about having an edgy opinion and enjoy videogames for what they are

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I have another one

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Terrible all around

You da boss(es)

This is pretty shit. That armor is fucking eyeburning
These on the other hand actually kinda work. Doomgirl as a qt tomboy

yes, yes I am

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Bethesda's games are only good with mods. This is a well known fact user.

maybe its a bit too detailed but the grey color scheme is kinda nice imo

>instead of Literally too angry to die, She's just on her period

When confronted by a multitude of negative qualities that make a game BAD and NOT FUN, the Bethesdrone falls back on "you're just trying to fit in!" and "edgy!"
It was not a fun game. Constantly shuttling the player through arenas with 12 bullet sponges while having to watch a canned animation every time I moved between rooms quickly became repetitive.

The gunplay was unsatisfying because the enemies were so constantly bullet sponges, which was obviously done to compensate for the 12 enemy limit. The firing sounds were fine enough, but that in no way makes up for bad enemies, bad level design, bad multiplayer, shoehorned annoyances, no moddability, and poor campaign length.

Aint even Bethesda developing. They're only publishing it.

this artist is bretty gud

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Yeah, and this game isn't going to have mod capability, like the last one didn't.

>Shit level design?
look guys, a level in the shape of a hand! Really great level guys! Oh and look, here's one with pixel thin ledges! Absolutely beautiful and innovative design.

>Constantly stopping the player and forcing them to watch the fiftieth canned animation of your arms opening a door?
damn, so long to see a 5 second animation. however shall we deal with this plight.

>A short campaign duration?
Doom 1 + 2 are both shorter than 2016 combined. And there's going to be a sequel.

(you)

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At least the upcoming movie does it right.

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>Doom 1 + 2 are both shorter than 2016 combined
Doom 1+2 had WADS to extend their duration to infinity. Zenimax's feces only had the terrible level editor, and now even that's gone.

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>like a game PUBLISHED under Bethesda name
>hurr durr BETHDRONE
I dont own any game developed by Bethesda
that being said, nu-Doom is not the best game ever, there was room for improvement and there are some things that I dont like too in that game, but I just try to enjoy videogames for what they are and have fun with them instead of seethe non stop about everything I dont like

>Doom 1+2 had WADS to extend their duration to infinity.
>making fans do the work of making your game replayable

No female mod for Doom 2016?

The real problem is that it doesn't really look like armor. That design is too clunky. Too many nubs and weird lines to make it look futuristic. Look at actual doomguy. Fairly simple design

Unga

80% of enemies could be killed in 2 shots and this is not accounting for the power ups that let you kill them even faster

>'prime' Doomguy is a total chad hunk
>genderswap universe Doomgal is a total stacy qt
I like it

Fuck off zoomer

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I dont get it why they didnt just make a movie tie-in in nu-Doom setting and universe
with the praetor styled armor and everything
why do they always have to fucking tryhard and slap their 'original ideas' into shit
the same exact error they made with the first doom movie

Good thing it's not made by Bethesda.

lol what the fuck is this taticool starship troopers looking ass

hot

A 3D Clash is fine too.

>h*trosexuals
get off my board

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>ywn be saved from having your entrails removed and force fed to you by an angry tomboy in space armor
>ywn know what it feels like to be cradled protectively in one of her lithe, muscular arms as she bats away the legions of Hell with a socket wrench in the other
>ywn hear her laugh and giggle as she tears the head from a Revenant
>ywn see her nod in gruff approval when you take a bat the cranium of a zombie

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Fuck that, I want an anthropomorphic, mutated Daisy avenging Doomguy.

>hole worshipers
ironic, coming from a faggot.

Feels. Although, I'd gladly "settle" for a gf who likes playing Doom wads with me.

Just wait for the Quake reboot in 2021 now that DOOM has proven there's a good market for classic id.

why even live bros

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found the furfag

I'm a revolutionary, bitch.

contribute

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>Constantly stopping the player and forcing them to watch the fiftieth canned animation of your arms opening a door?
You realize a significant block in DOOM speedruns is how fucking slow the doors open, right?

no ur a furry that molests pets

well when you phrase it like that

"i want to fuck a rabbit but it's ok since it has tits"

What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? He had pain noises since doom 1. Heck, he almost had dialogue in quake 3 (console version, I Think) but it was scrapped.
youtu.be/BYVWRjvjCgM

>those thighs
oh sweet jesus

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>speedruns
>mattering at all
Not that I disagree with the annoyance of those animations, but come the fuck on.

why di homos have to try and turn everything gay?
we get it you like cock up your ass and down your throat but it doesnt mean that you have to try and turn everyone gay like you are

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I'm glad they scrapped them, those are terrible

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>waifushit
kill
your
fucking
SELF

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>your jealous because the voices only talk to me
youtube.com/watch?v=2w0261AkfLA

just stick to the porn and mods. something official would cause a super-wave of faggotry like DOOM has never seen

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jesus he's more evil than the demons

>tfw no doom gf who is the perfect combination of fit and curvy
>tfw no doom gf to purge daemons with
its not fair lads

That's not the point you dumb nigger. The point is DOOM had slow as fuck animations too.

>DOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOoooooooooooooMMMMMMM
lol

>that's not the point
Then why mention speedrunners at all since you obviously don't have a counterargument to their total irrelevancy? Go munch on some more paste. I was agreeing with you.

>Hey guys, you know that Caleb guy from that Blood game?
>What if we got someone to do the same thing Stephen Weyte did in that but with an absolutely terrible script and inferior voice actor?

They should just add Crash as female Doomslayer. It's not like it'd break lore that way, and you get a whole other character instead of a gender-swap.

reminder for the zoomers screeching and sperging out that female Doommarine aka Crash is actually canon in the classic DooM games and she was Doomguy's instructor

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>tfw no Baroness fuckbuddy

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Is it strange to find hotter than ?

What is this

Try reading a filename for once in your life

>wants to hear her get hit like some psycho
>not wanting to hear her get more and more aroused the more you rip and tear
You're a stupid motherfucker, you know that?

>fags posting twigs with the armor on
>UHHHH MUH DICK
no abs = no buy

Nope, one blatantly trying to be sexy, the other just is without having needless panties and thighs slapped in your face.

Wrath and anger can be very hot and the fact people pretend it never was or is good is really dissapointing.

that too
didnt think she would have orgasms while ripping and tearing

Try not being a dick once in your life.

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>waaaaah stop being mean to me when I want to be spoonfed despite the answer being right in front of me
Nah, I'm good.

God all these lines are cheesy as fuck, but it's the kinda cheesy you cant help but laugh at anyway.

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>d-dont be a dick!!!! it's not my fault I cant read!!!

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>finishes slaughtering a score of demons and is dripping wet by the end of it
>furiously masturbates in the middle of the aftermath, bloody demon gibs everywhere
I like the way you think. Why isn't there a game like this already?

see this is the kind of shit that i want to disagree with but also makes my dick diamonds

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H-Doom Eternal when?

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>no mod that replaces small health bonuses with Monster Ultra cans and small armor shards with AXE Body Spray cans

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Unironically have sex.
Seriously stop being horny all the time, i'm all for games ahving sexy stuff on them but you horny motherfuckers are as much as a cancer for videogames as social justice warriors.

You sound like someone who has sex often

no

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Its the same reason why we needed an easy mode in Sekiro.
More options is better.

user, you could be playing any other kind of WAD right now.

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Its why their name is Sexual Justice Warriors.

bethesda pubished that game, id still develops it.
what the fuck nigger.

They should add a female option for Doom guy.
Just not some masculine butch fucking tranny, keep her normal.

I'm down.

This time "id" was too lazy to even do that. Short duration, no level editor.
Stop playing dumb, I'm calling you a shill, retard. Obviously shills are going to lie.
That's what I'm fucking saying?

Of course not, but i'm not so horny 24/7, if i'm horny i just jack off to any fucked up fetish i like and then i just calm down.

>if someone doesn't think like me then he's baiting.
Retard.

>finishes slaughtering a score of demons and is dripping wet by the end of it
>furiously masturbates in the middle of the aftermath, bloody demon gibs everywhere
>I like the way you think. Why isn't there a game like this already?
We can go one step beyond and say that the suit has a built-in vibrator that gives her orgasms every time she kills a lot of demons.

And they should add a easy option for Sekiro.

""""""""""""'id""""""""""""""
one employee who actually worked on doom is present at modern """"""""""""""""""id""""""""""""""""", and they have him stuck in a backroom working on irrelevant shit
it's not the same company at all since Zenimax bought it out

>Not Doomgal
Close but no cigar. Cool art though.

Have you tried that WAD where you can mow your lawn while drinking Monster?

Tbh they should've had an easy option, like every other game.
It's for the casual faggots. I see no issues.

Just means a wider audience for your game.

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Cause it's a straight to DVD movie. It's the equivalent of a school play using the rented outfits from the costume store from down the street.

Thank god they scrapped it. That being said, they could reuse these for a new IP old school FPS character. Just embracing the cheese.
This one is great. I don't even get what they were going with.

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I dunno. I kinda like the idea of it being an unintentional thing, where she just gets overcome by arousal and has to shove a hand down her pants and quickly finish herself off after the fight's over.

yes thats where I got the idea for the Monster Ultra as hp bonus pickups
and that screenshot with the AXE Body Spray gave me the idea about replacing armor pickups with it
sadly I suck cock at sprite making or doom modding in general or I would have done it myself already

If you don't try to learn, you'll always suck.

>tfw rewatching gameplay just to try and hear the soundtrack

november is too long to wait

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Jesus christ off yourself fatty

>Fights the Spider Mastermind
>As the Mastermind gets more and more bruised and beaten, DGal becomes more and more aroused
>The mastermind's legs malfunction, and it collapses on the ground.
>DGal breathes heavy, her nether regions soaked.
>She slowly walks to the fallen mastermind, shoves the BFG into its mouth, and fires a BFG blast through its throat
>DGal starts to rub herself furiously as the mastermind's brain throbs

The official doom twitter said that they had nothing to do with the movie.

I want to lick dem crash abs

no delete this

I will now play your game

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Fucking dumbass nigger.

shes so fucking CUTE

qft, id have washed their hands of it.

Based.

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seething

use mods or rule 34, just keep your faggotry out of our games, you fucking degenerate.

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Straight to TV right?

fuck me, is this real?

>Doom movie has female lead
>Is wearing SWAT gear with a bicycle helmet
>Cosplay of a female Doom Marine looks 1000 times better

Hollywood is such trash