*kisses*

*kisses*
Just because spiders look scary doesn't mean that they can't be your friends.
I'm tired of game devs making spiders into enemies instead of teammates or helpful npcs.
They are so much more than what people make them out to be. Grow up.

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t. spider

Fuck off, spider. I hope you get caught in the rain and washed out

Agreed. Spiders are not as bad as people make them out to be. They're even more afraid of you than you are of us.

you ARE kind to your spider-maids who take care of your house, right user?

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them, user
you're not a spider

You can't fool me eight legged freak. Know that I always annihilate your kind in a heartbeat whenever I see them inside my house.

The difference here is that if a spider scares me I back away. If I scare a spider, it’ll bite me and cause me unimaginable pain and possibly kill me

Fuck then

Just post muffet

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aww he's smiling :)

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it's the fact that they have 8 eyes that gets to me.

!

I mean that's just racist, they can't do anything about that.

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Shut the fuck up
I'm no spider, Im tired of you fucking faggots hating them
I just have respect for them

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How about I just make all insects fuck off from my home.
Pay rent or get the fuck out. You are basically telling me
>Hey I'm not a bad immigrant, I kill other worse immigrants, see?
Fuck off spider.

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only faggots hate spiders, they dont even do anything bad, they just kill actual shitty insects. they would never even bite someone unless they tried to hurt me.

You got any more of that muffet?

I want to be Muffet's tuffet.

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yes I feed them and occasionally take pictures

>tfw the two scariest things combined

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WHY the FUCK is that not under a spoiler?

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I have a truce with the spiders.
But my catto doesn't.

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Slightly

Skeletons aren't scary

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I agree. We need to start passionate mating with spider girls asap.

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You're not fooling me. You and all other spiders can go to hell
[spoilers]except jumping spiders, they can stay[/spoiler]

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>mfw my grandkids still scare pussy faggots

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHH, A SPIDER

>us

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Their little paws are pretty cute but I'd still kill one in my house. I leave them be outside though

Yes, a "truce" I see...

One for each leg, just like us

Get stepped on cunt.

>killing spiders
True brainlet
Commit die

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go on..

I have a spider fren and it's very kind why do you think we would bite you ?

Spiders always have 4 pairs of legs. They don't always have 4 pairs of eyes.

Spiders horribly kill the things they eat user, and many are extremely venomous. People have reasons.

>when you find out that spiders are actually into bondage

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You have no idea how many spiders I've killed in my room. I literally have a bat dedicated to it. I've even found a mother with babies, captured it, took it outside so the babies couldn't scatter then I smashed it and all of it's abomination children.

Yo is Terry the spider here, long legs, Itty bitty body. Just wanna say thank you bro. Had a fuck ton of flies before Terry moved in. Hope the kitchen corner is comfy enough for you.

Imagine...
seven vagánias

OP is really a wasp pretending to be a spider and posting an image of a rare mean spider, trying to make spiders look like the bad guys when really all wasps are mean.
Remember, spiders can't kiss so they show their love in other ways, like spinning you special gifts out of their webbing!

Copulation, insemination and subjugation are the key.

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Ever had a spider lay eggs in your ear?

god i fucking wish

just post spider ass alright?

Spiders are cool
These monsters on the other hand...

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>ovipositon
user please, I'm at work
Don't do this

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oh fuck i know this dude
that fucking lamb x illaoi x soraka comic fuckin rocks my cock bro

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>Used to not bother spiders if they were around my house
>scooped them up and put them outside if they were being an annoyance/getting into my kitchen
>go to sleep one night
>wake up and my foot is swollen cause a brown recluse bit me
fuck spiders, I stomp them to death with my shoe and grind them into the ground if I ever see them.

>humanoid spider art means you should let a brown recluse melt your dick off.

Thats all I got bruv.

>discriminating against all spiders because a few are bad
Do Americans really?

Fuck you nigger

user, if a Recluse bit you, then you'd be dead.

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fuck you im tryna nut