June 11th, 2019. 8:59 AM. The calm before the storm. The dinner before the dessert. The foreplay before the penetration. The anticipation is just killing me and my fellow Stevebros. We all await anxiously, patiently, and silently in call until eventually... it happens.
The icon slash. The zoom. The reveal.
..It's Steve.
Me and the fellow Stevebros rejoice and shakes hands with one another and laugh. At the same time, millions of Banjokes all around the world cock their head back and screech into the bright morning sky. All around the world, ugly manchildren can be heard screaming at the top of their lungs. It's like music to our ears. The foul shrieks of those who once dismissed us as nothing more than fools. The cacophony of wails that will lull me to sleep for many nights to come. It's a day I'll remember for the rest of my life, as will everyone else in the cult.
Now that our character is in, the only remaining job is to secure a future in which Banjo never does.
Steve ain't in. Why? >Biggest selling game Smash Advertises. Minecraft, being the biggest selling game, doesn't need any advertising.
Landon Rogers
OP can you just explain to me why everyone wants this soulless bear? Other iconic characters such as Mario, Sonic, and Crash Bandicoot have personality and most of their artwork has them striking poses. Banjo literally looks like he's in physical pain every time he has to smile, his neck fucking looks like it's gotta go through convulsions in order to get in that position. Don't even get me started on those fucking spore creature hands that he probably uses to jack off his tiny bear dick. Literally an anthro bear with ungodly proportions. You thought Incineroar was bad? This guy is literally a walking abomination. Also his bird friend Kazooie, is literally a generic ucking bird. There is no clothes, there is no personality, it's literally my Mom's gay flamboyant orange bird. I literally would rather anyone than this absolutely soulless husk of a bear, that was horrendously tortured and put up for display at a local carnival. Fucking dead grandmother had more life in her casket than this pussy ass bitch.
Sebastian James
haha at least you aren't as bad as banjokazooie fans of banjokes as I like to call them but we will RAPE YOU TOO if you don't give steve thge respect that he deserves
Stevefags aren't going to stop. Even if Banjo gets in. And steve doesn't? They'll keep going. They'll go until the fighter pass slots are filled. And then go on about a second fighter pass. And then by Smash 6, they're going to be posting 'GOOOD MORNING, JUST ANOTHER DAY UNTIL THIS CHARACTER IS CUT'. Enjoy this. You could have stopped this before it spread, but now it's going to fucking stay.
