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>games will never look this good
to be disappointed yeah
I'm staying far away from here if he's not in, and probably just popping in to watch the chaos if he is.
>If it's Banjo, I get to be disappointed because he was leaked
>If it's Erdrick, I get to be disappointed because he was leaked and I don't give a fuck about him
>If it's neither, I'll probably be disappointed because its some Joker-tier character that I don't give a fuck about
Can't wait
SSBU's newest fighter: Master Shake
>it's probably going to be some shit nobody cares about again
Can somebody explain to me why everyone wants this soulless bear? Other iconic characters such as Mario, Sonic, and Crash Bandicoot have personality and most of their artwork has them striking poses. Banjo literally looks like he's in physical pain every time he has to smile, his neck fucking looks like it's gotta go through convulsions in order to get in that position. Don't even get me started on those fucking spore creature hands that he probably uses to jack off his tiny bear dick. Literally an anthro bear with ungodly proportions. You thought Incineroar was bad? This guy is literally a walking abomination. Also his bird friend Kazooie, is literally a generic ucking bird. There is no clothes, there is no personality, it's literally my Mom's gay flamboyant orange bird. I literally would rather anyone than this absolutely soulless husk of a bear, that was horrendously tortured and put up for display at a local carnival. Fucking dead grandmother had more life in her casket than this pussy ass bitch.
Holy shit banjokes on suicide watch
yeah, ready to get disappointed, we are getting erdick and pink gold gnawty
Nostalgia about a single game they wouldn't bother replaying today. Bug men thought they wanted to play B&K again and that they could relive their childhood when they crowdfunded Yooka Laylee, but then flipped their shit at the devs for giving them exactly what they asked for (shocker that a childish collectible game isn't fun for late twenties early thirties supposedly grown men). We can expect the same when he's in smash but a bottom tier fighter.
>crash
>more personality than banjo and kazooie
>crash having personality at all
"No!"
>Based Master Shake.
But not to be rude, I think of this in a more positive light. If Banjo gets in, I'm happy he finally gets in. If Banjo doesn't get in, I'm happy because it BTFO all leakers.
It's a win-win scenario!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why the fuck are fucktards spamming this???
No!
He's not going join!
Literally me, holy shit, at least we'll have comfort if Banjo is in, in some way.
You also think Joker sucks? Glad im not the only one, boring Jap high schooler with a knife and gun is boring AF.
I want them just cause I know how the Banjobros feel. Was a Ridleyfag for a long time before it finally paid off. Don't get your hopes too high cause it could just be anime swordman #14. Still keep on trucking if you want them in at some point. I want the dlc to all be different genres. We already got rpg. Give us platformer, action, FPS, beat em up, etc.
Ideally for me it'd be Banjo Kazooie, Doomguy, Crash, Kiryu.
Massive redpill. I think it's too big for banjokes to swallow.
It's not happening
It's you falseflagging retards. People who want him aren't making these retarded posts and you know it. Just add your self made topic to your cringe compilation and fuck off.
Banjo is literally who to most of the smash audience. He's also literally who for Nintendo upper management. No new game coming out.
My mom knows who Master Chief is. Every person who owns smash also knows of Minecraft.
I'm sorry banjo fags. Not really
Even if he gets in, or steve gets in, the rosterfagging will not stop. There's more DLC slots. Then if Smash 6 gets announced, everyone's going to turn rosterfagging into cutfagging.
I thought Steveposting was supposed to save Yea Forums from Rosterfagging? It made it worse.
is this a copy pasta, if oc bravo
Everyone who knows minecraft has it on their other devices.
I thought all of smash characters are japanese origin, why expect a western one?
Marco from metal slug,pr 9S is more preferable
diddy kong, k. Rool and dark samus are all western
It’s gonna be Contra
Steve posting as and always was about people angry over Yea Forums discussing videogame the videogame. They don't care about Steve. They don't care if rosterfag NG stops. All they care about is that other people are disappointed.
Joker was flavor of the month as fuck, everyone acted like he was an interesting inclusion because they wanted P5 on the switch. Now he's just another anime swordsman.
as someone who was looking forward to joker,gameplay wise he was such a letdown he's practically sheik clone with cloud's limit break
ARE U READY TO GET SMOKED BANJOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FEAR
And all it does is give him Gsndorf power with everything else he already has.
>Nostalgia about a single game they wouldn't bother replaying today. Bug men thought they wanted to play B&K again
What? Microsoft literally just made Banjo Kazooie run in 4K. You bet you sweet and sour ass that I'm playing Banjo as we speak.
if it's bnjo i'm gonna be annoyed
If it's steve I'm gonna be pissed
if it's erdick but he doesn't get the female as an alt I'll rage because I want to be sword vidal so badly
if it's none of them and a disappointing person I'm gonna shit up this board so hard
>no banjoke at e3
sure u are faggot
ur dreams aren't real
maybe u should go to a ward
quick rundown
Can't wait! This is gonna be delicious!!
Reminder there has been two instances where mods deleted Banjo focused Smash threads for no reason.
Shit on Banjo all you want but if you don't think the first Banjo game isn't a good game at all then fuck off with your horrible shit taste
probably for spam u retard
maybe because u retards wont shut up about it
did that ever occur to you?
>I'd rather have another anime sword character
You're the problem.
no one cares cry more about some shitty game from 2 decades ago for toddlers
Microsoft made several Rare Replay games including Banjo and Perfect Dark X Enhanced so they now run at over 4k resolution on the X. Was announced on Inside Xbox alongside every single Splinter Cell game being BC with enhancements, King Kong being BC, literally every Far Cry now being BC, etc.
>spam
Are you actually retarded? They were just regular threads and they weren't both up at the same time.
i think its time to send u into the ward
u clearly lost it
Banjbros, how mad would you be if he was announced instead?
There isnt a single western franchise in the playable roster
Banjo isnt going to be the first
Die westacucks
What's funny to me about the whole Steve thing is they'll be happy with 99% of the possibilities to happen with the DLC. Only one outcome would make them wrong. It's the safest least risky shitposts imaginable.
Diddy
Rare Style DK
K.Rool
Dark Samus.
>not at same time doubt
there has been constant banjoke threads up for hours
just go make a general on /vg/
everyone is sick of hearing about your fags delusions even the tranny jannies
>franchise
banjokes have zero reading comphresion shocking
also those are all owned by nintendo
cope more
Move that goalpost harder, baby. Yeah work it.
lol I forgot he existed, based spy gecko
This bear has no games. If he gets in he'll be defined by smash eternally.
Why do you type like a toddler?
For Banjo to be deconfirmed? Yes.
So he'll be the next Captain Falcon, neat.
your the one moving goal posts you fucking retard
with your shit reading comphresion
>no franchise
>brings up characters
>claims other person is moving goalposts
wow again banjokes are fucking retarded
>Filename
These
Literally the only reason anyone actually was excited over Joker was because people thought it meant a Persona 5 port
Now that time has passed, it's become incredibly clear that he not only brings nothing to the table, but he's incredibly out of place on the roster, due to his lack of Nintendo relevance and he can't pull the "Video Game All-Star" card like Snake and Cloud
>early prerender graphics
>even somewhat adequate
Get some taste. From a purely technical perspective, this level of "graphical fidelity" (if you can even call it such), is easily reproduced with tessellation and realtime ray tracing.
nintendo land.
Doesn't count
Are you telling me generic anime character with faggy hair from a style over substance game was not a good choice to stand next to Pac-Man, Mario, Megaman, and Ryu?
sure it does his racing car is essential to his character, the one you should be really worried about is rool.
Man, if Minecraft is so big, it doesn't need Smash to promote it, now does it?
I'm fucking ready
i really dont give a flying fuck about smash, but really wanted to have remake kazooie/tooie. fuck those games awesome, but i guess is over, they really let our golden duo to die.
>11 hours away
What the fuck am I gonna do until then? I'm bored with Smash and I don't wanna with other vidya
Does your mom know who Joker is? Because he's in.
shut up faggot
Thank you for using my render after all these years, user. I'm glad these are still in circulation. I should do another round of them sometime soon.
Delete this!
The fact that he doesn't use multiple personas/smt demons is just disappointing,
honestly the closer we get, the more nervous i am that it may not happen.
can someone remind me the evidence for Banjo and Kazooie?
there isn't any
just bunch of retards blowing him up because some leaker or something
literally nothing
>new merch
>every credible and non-credible leaker says they're in
>the most popular character since the Grinch situation
That's about it.
Uhh... Cuz GameXplain said they were in? I dunno.
Did you drop out of school by third grade? Serious honest question.
oh no no no no
Stevefags aren't going to stop.
Even if Banjo gets in. And steve doesn't? They'll keep going.
They'll go until the fighter pass slots are filled. And then go on about a second fighter pass. And then by Smash 6, they're going to be posting 'GOOOD MORNING, JUST ANOTHER DAY UNTIL THIS CHARACTER IS CUT'. Enjoy this. You could have stopped this before it spread, but now it's going to fucking stay.
Help me bros my faith was completely drained during the Microsoft conference. I don't think I can handle not seeing Banjo in 10 hours.
>10 hours
no one fucking cares faggot
u haven't seen it in decades your fine u entitled piece of shit
hope u commit sudoku tomorrow when theres no banjoke
Go back to jerking it to anime, video games have no place for you
Who cares as long as Banjo gets in? At that point I'd be fine if Steve makes it. Hell he might even be fun to play.
I may be sad but at least I can type without having a stroke.
This is a stevefag.
For me, it’s Doomguy, the most influential, most important and definitive western rep.
So you saw that in the Banjo discord server too. The guy who posted it there already said it was fake.
Can't wait.
>wahhh pitty me this shitty irrelevant piece of shit that hasen't had a actual game in over 2 decades
>wahhh these retarded faggots said it would be there where it was wahhhhh gib me bear wahhh
what is there to be sad about you retarded faggot?
imagine crying over something like this you only have your self to blame for believing some dumb leaks
what if it's neither Steve nor Banjo and the shitflinging continues for another year
>Sylux
Oh God yes
Man. Calm down.
fuck off you annoying faggot
delet your stupid banjoke threads
and go have your faggot pitty party somewhere else u annoying tranny faggot
You're a fake
DLC wasn't decided until after the game released, dumbass.
Damn user I feel a bit better now after reading your autistic attempts at bringing me further down, thanks :)
>BUT KEEP THE STEVE THREDS OPEN I LIEK STEB
Your post is a bannable offense, autist.
Me too
Sakurai confirmed it was decided early November, retard.
no one even brought up steve once you actual schitzo picece of shit
imagine having a character live rent free in your head all the time
go put urself in a ward of something u annoying faggot ass tranny
and drink some bleach on the way out
>it offendeds me so it's bannable
no it isn't retard
your on the wrong site you stupid fucking tranny
You're fucking defending him, you fucking idiot. We know it's you, you fucking nigger.
>citation
>if you don't like banjoke you must like steve
again your an actual fucking schitzo about a fucking video game character
actually put urself in a ward u faggot
Aren't you the legit retard who defended Steve in other threads? I recognize that typing.
You ready for Banjo tomorrow, kid? I for one, can't wait!
you sound like a faggot pseudointellectual kill yourself
Yeah man, Mario and Pokemon really need promotion fuckkkk
you're shitposting and attacking users for discussing Yea Forums related shit. That's a bannable offense.
>a new figure from a company known for making figures to promote new releases and remakes
>"insiders" advocating for him
it's not much to go off of
fuck off
You 10 years ago:
>There isnt a single 3rd party franchise in the playable roster
>Sonic isnt going to be the first
You 5 years ago:
>There isnt a single gun-based character in the playable roster
>Snake/Joker isnt going to be the first
You now:
>There isnt a single western franchise in the playable roster
>Banjo isnt going to be the first
First Party owned.
what makes you're mom so special? who cares what characters she knows or not this is for the gamers
again no im not
im not shitposting
u brain dead fucking tranny
again
>it offends me so it's bannable
and it's not
telling your a retarded faggot for being all pissy because "Muh bear" isn't bannable fucking retard
im not attacking you holy shit
>actually playing victim
pfftt guess thats all banjokes know how to do
litteraly just called you a retard and told u have no one to blame but urself for believing some dumb leaks
fucking retarded ass faggot
As a megatenfag who already got to be disappointed over Joker being in over the bros I'm just happy I don't have to deal with the worry of disappointment.
I genuinely feel whoever is announced tomorrow will be some really weird choice and people will be disappointed.
Of course Banjo won't be the first western IP rep. That is going to be STEVE?, yes you heard me, THE Steve from MINECRAFT!
fuck off
We had 2 3rd party characters 10 years ago.
Shame Steve's not in then, ain't it?
Even if he doesn't get a new game
Even if he never gets into smash
Even if Steve gets in over him
His spirit lives in on and we'll keep hoping for banjo-threeie.
>There isnt a single western franchise in the playable roster
Diddy Kong and K. Rool were entirely created by Rare. Also while the character is not of western origins the redesign for Donkey Kong used today was made by Rare as well.
>Sylux
Absolutely retarded, for multiple reasons.
Ignoring that it's not a third part choice like every other newcomer, they've fucking even just rebooted development, who knows if Sylux is even in the new version or what the fuck his design is.
fuck off .
>stevies seething this much
How is verbally insulting other users not a bannable offense?
>retard
>tranny
>brain dead
>faggot
>they don't agree with me and said mean words so it's bannable
okay retard
your actually on the wrong site
go back to ur faggot circlejerk
clearly you shouldn't be here
Where do you think we are?
Back to resetera, mongoloid.
t. seething rosterfags
I see 20 jokers for every ridley
>replying to the same post twice
Yeah man no one knows Final Fantasy 7 Remake for PS4/Xbone, Street Fighter V for PS4 only, MGS4 exclusively for PS4, etc.
Thank GOD they got advertised in Smash otherwise they'd be dead
it isn't here retard
again your on the wrong fucking site
go back to whatever faggot tranny hugbox u came from
>wahh ur not allowed to use mean words
thats not ban able at all retard
again your in the wrong site
obvs u cant handle here
no one has to agree with u and go along with whatever u say
faggot
if ur going to act like a faggot
your going to get called faggot ass brain dead retarded tranny
Do you feel it?
The end is coming. This is the moment of truth. The shit posting Apocalypse is upon us.
autism, get it checked
MODS do your fucking job.
Based and TWEWYpilled
Ready for nothing, yeah.
>get's btfo
>cries out to mods
holy shit actual state of banjokes
They're not gonna kick him out of mp4
Especially not considering they teased him showing up there in two seperate games
Imagine getting this angry about an internet discussion
You guys think the ceiling fan in my garage can support the weight of a 185 lb manlet? I know I have some rope because I have used it to attach a television to a rack on top of a car. If the reveals are a disappointment, I'm just going to end it. I mean, it's not going to be Reimu or even Banjo, but if it's anime swordsmen, I'm leaving this dimension.
Be honest, none of the stevefags want him in as then you can't keep posting steve edits using that model.
your the one crying about banning others because u can't handle what they say
again gtfo tranny
Don't commit sudoku. There are plenty of other good games in the world.
>2009
>Brawl was out for a year at this point
>had both Sonic and Snake
retard
does Dark Souls count as anime swordsmen?
How mad would you be?
>actually killing yourself over smash
holy shit
ur a fucking joke
tell them kermit
CAUSE BABY TONIGHT, THE BANJOFAGS TRYIN' TO STEAL OUR SPOT AGAIN
You forgot rocket and the two from jetforce gemini
Fuck off
Another blue hair sword user is the timeline were no one won. Hype dies, shit posting stops, and no one cares enough to talk about it.
Unbelievably so, not even joking when I say I'd prefer fucking Hatsune Miku over Byleth
Ok but they literally started making the game a couple months ago, he probably doesn't even have a voice or animations or a model yet.
And why would this vague idea of a character be the only Nintendo character in the pack to stand next to Joker, Erdrick, etc? Fucking weird.
Okay, 12.5 years or whatever the fuck. The point stands whatever the number of years is, you complete aspie.
You nigger, that's just Duck Hunt's reveal with BK noises and a remix of Freezeezy Peak.
3rd parties were a mistake
they opened to door up to so much autism
should have stopped after sonic and snake
cope
AHAHAHAA
AAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Or this
>vergeben: 4 minutes ago
>GooberSD: 1 day ago
at least try
i don't even play smash or have a switch, but this has been hyped up for so long that if it's a letdown, i won't know how to live with myself
hahhaahahha the litteraly only leg banjokes had to stand on has crumbled
hahahahhahahahhaha
even their virginben doesn't think so
litteraly only reason was because of N64 mini
hahahha imagine being a banjoke
>failing this bad at inspect element
HAHAHAHAHA
Fake statement unless proof.
Dumb Stevies already on damage control. Yikes! Hope you're prepared to bet beak-blasted!
Nice trolling Stevoid...shame you didn't think to edit the post below so it has the proper time code as well
>I watched the whole thing
>believing this screenshot
figures stevoids are mentally ill
what the actual fuck
?????????????
>wahhhhh if this isn't in this game im gunna kms but i dont even play it still wahhh i just need to happen
are you fucking serious right now
holy shit??
how pathetic can u be
That was kind of hot until the scat came in
thats litteraly all banjokes have to go on
how is that any different
very hypocritical huh
>it's okay when i do it
>reliable leakers + vergeben
>everybody backing banjo
too bad your leak daddy gave up and backpedaled on you, stevie
was worried for a sec but it's fake after quick google search
>filename
I should have looked at that first.
>living rent free in your head
dont care about steve again your an actual schitzo
litteraly just calling you out on your bullshit
>muh leakers
again all you have is text on a screen made by some anteionwhoring faggots
again thats literally no different
I don't feel anger towards new Smash reveals anymore, I practically expect more FE stuff at this point. I even have accepted despite having tons of FE additions, we'll never get non-sword characters.
>schitzo
this guy is so retarded kek
You underestimate the autism of nintendofags.
Can you imagine unironically being mad at the idea of a dumb cartoon bear getting announced for a video game?
The way you type like a child, in every thread, should be a bannable offense.
Amazing how Stevefags in this thread have very conveniently and quickly forgotten about the numerous credible leakers that are backing Shinobi on his Banjo leak. Enjoy your cheering on for a blatant shill character while it lasts, fuckers.
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>Lum revealed as a pikachu echo fighter
>new AAA Urusei Yatsura game for the Switch
how do you react?
>can you imagine being so obessed that you spend all your time looking for any sign that it will be in and making 100 threads and constantly going on about it for months and threating to kys if it doesn't happen despite not even playing the game?
you no sounds 100x more pathetic
maybe they are annoyed by all the faggots constantly shoving it around everywhere and never shutting up about it
maybe people want you to stop being an annoying fucking faggot for like a minute
did you ever think about how fucking annoying you are?
espeically over something that hasen't even been a thing in 2 decades
maybe people are tired of hearing about it
>echo fighter
why would you ever want a clone u fucking sperglord?
if you want to get technical the design they use for donkey kong is also western
>no argument
keep crying over your shitty bear faggot and reading your rope because some faggot bear isn't in a kids game
>design and sell nerdy stickers for some extra dosh
>always wonder where they end up when people buy them
>it's probably places like this
are the rumors just for banjo in smash or are we getting a new banjo on switch
GREAAAT SEETHER!
Neither.
You're getting the OG remade.
why the fuck would it be on switch?
they would have annouced it at the microsoft thing
you know they own rare right?
nintendo has zero to do with banjoke
A bunch of the rumors also say Rare Replay for Switch, but I honestly don't think that one's true since most of the games on that are run using the Xbone's Xbox 360 backwards compatibility shit.
Just for Smash. Since Banjo didn't show up at the Microsoft conference all eyes are on Nintendo now.
I once had this weird dream where the Ice Age cast of characters were walking around in a museum, then they find a weird letter that looks like an 8 bit version of the Smash Invitation Letter and Manny says: "And here is Banjo's reveal trailer for Smash!"
Then they show Fox trying to take a Jiggy and Banjo is behind him all angry, but then the reveal trailer is all screenshots of a Grotesque Banjo without Kazooie doing random attacks. There were only 3 screenshots and then I woke up
It's a sign that he is in, in my opinion
I feel it in my gut, but my head says that something is wrong about the leaks
VEEEERY WRONG
Eh, if Sabi got a cease and desist my head's probably gonna be wrong then
Why would they do that 2 days before his Smash announcement? That would obviously spoil the reveal. Use your head.
for Scorpion?
HELL FUCKING YEAH
????
there is never going to be one
actually cope you fucking mentally insane piece of shit
again nintendo has nothing to do with banjoke
why do you faggots even think there will be any Microsoft content to begin with?
what the fuck
Persona is the most popular jrpg. He deserves to be in.
I once had a dream Dory from Nemo got into Smash. No clue why. One of her moves was like Squirtles down-b in project m.
Reminder the Smash poll effected Smash Ultimate. The only Microsoft character to have any major presence on every big Smash poll aside from the official one was Banjo.
and they aren't using any polls for the dlc
you got your rosterfag pics with rool and ridley
cope
Imagine being this angry and insulting people over simple discussion. You're literally in a Smash thread.
I'm 100% sure your underage ass has made more Banjo threads than every Banjo fan on this entire site combined.
Baseless statement with nothing to back it up.
STEVIES SEETHING EVEN IN THEIR DREAMS KEK
cry more
go suck of leaker cock
it's not dicussion
your fucking retard
when your just spouting actually retarded shit
we get it u faggots think he will be in because some leaker said so
sorry you cant handle anything you don't like
faggot
no... Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy are
im against erdrick but even im aware of this
i never made one smash thread you fucking retard
keep projecting what you do onto others
why would i make a thread about something im sick of seeing and wish would burn and die in a trashfire
do you not have a fucking single braincell
i wuld make banjo posting permaban if i could
same with anyone who brings it up to begin with
How many strokes did you just have?
>How dare you speculate
You are actually embarrassing yourself
>niche game that barely sold 1 million is the most popular jrpg
Cute.
Joker has no fucking business being in Smash. Period.
i think you need to go outside
its not speculating
when same thing has been said 1000x times
you fucking retard
and the same thread has been made 1000 times
when ur just parroting the same fucking lines over and over like a god damn fucking robot
it becomes annoying as fuck
theres nothing to speculate when all the banjokes are deadset on believe some leakers your litteraly just beleiving in some retarded stuff and throwing a hissfit over it when anyone calls you out
we get it you beleive it will happen because some leaker said so
you dont need to keep making fucking threads about it and bringing it up 24/7
holy fuck
user, are you okay?
Boy George on suicide watch.
>why would i make a thread about something im sick of seeing
If you were sick of seeing it you'd make filters or simply hide the threads. Instead you join the discussion and wallow in the filth you lie about hating. Your typing style sticks out like a sore, bloody, infected thumb. You're more of a shitposter than any Banjofag could ever hope to be. You're annoying, pathetic, likely underage, and bring nothing to the board. I suggest taking a break from Yea Forums. Perhaps five years or so until you're old enough to post here.
You should look at the gamefaqs board of Smash Ultimate. They're absolutely livid at the thought of Banjo getting in.
>people keep talking about a popular topic therefore it's not speculating
>blah blah broken record blah blah leakers REEEEEEEE
Learn to type and stop embarrassing yourself.
>Neverforget.png
As long as rare stays far away from it
im probably older than you faggot
keep projecting
maybe because you faggots keep making 100 of the same thread
maybe someone needs to get you to fuck off and shut the fuck up
because its fucking annoying as shit
>annoying and pathetic
says the faggot that litteraly threatened to rope itself if it's stupid bear isn't in and obsesses over it and constantaly makes threads about your
the fucking annoying pathetic one
learn to shut the fuck up for one second
>being this autistic to delete and make the same post because he can't type properly
ashleyfags are the fucking worst
hurr durr
it had auto post on and finished before i could finish typing also the captcha messed up and looked it it didnt post
also fuck off faggot
your the autistic one go shop for rope because ur gay bear didnt make it in a kids game
please show screencaps, i need to see this
Falseflaggers have been doing this nonstop. Not a one has been made by a Banjofag.
If you were older than me you'd not type like your balls haven't dropped yet.
>How dare people keep making threads that I willingly join just to complain in.
It's almost as if you have no choice.