Tfw roughly a year of banjo/steve shitposting will likely come to an end tomorrow

free play to

fighter pass 2.

free play to

The Steve discord will never leave this board, even after Smash season is over they’ll find some other enemy to shitpost about. They’re as permanent as ACfag only worse and there’s at least 15 of them.

>If none of the two is revealed
kind of hope this happens and we get a character no one predicted desu. Yea Forums would go batshit

Sora is the only reasonable target left.
Every other character who hasn't been deconfirmed has fanbases that don't value getting in Smash so much.

Just a higher tier of autism than other shitters. Simple as that.

Banjo getting in would effectively BTFO them though

This.
It’s the most annoying thing ever
Going back and forth and shitflinging

these 2 posts are contradicted

If it's Erdrick, wouldn't that mean it's just gonna keep going between Banjo and Steve until the next reveal? Or if it's Steve/Banjo, won't Erdrick posting persist? And if it's one of the MS duo is revealed tomorrow, what's to stop people for pushing the remaining MS pick for the remaining months?

pretty much, there is no fucking way nintendo would let 2 MS characters in

It's not bittersweet at fucking all, it's the biggest fucking relief this board has had in YEARS.

I really want an invite to this discord.

I’ve got new renders ready for either eventuality. Trust me you haven’t seen the end of Banjo- or Steve-posting

>Sora
>Reasonable.

He is a Disney character, not a square one. despuite being created by square.

and not only that, he REQUIRES the other disney characters (donald and goofy) as his life is defined by them, just as much as his friends if not more.

Theres no way nintendo is gonna pay the copyright money required for all that. and Sora wont be Sora without disney.

>what's to stop people for pushing the remaining MS pick for the remaining months?
see

I can't wait for Stevefags to get fucked over. I'd be happier if neither him, Banjo or Erdrick got in, so all leakers got btfo.

Thank god. It was absurdly dumb. Just make a /smash/ already gookmoot.

This will fucking happen anyways. Big leaks like this were never true, unless they came with solid evidence.

TOMORROW MORNING
OUR LIVES WILL CHANGE
TOMORROW MORNING
WE'LL BE ENTERTAINED
A DLC CONFIRMATION?
WHAT A SIGHT!
TOMORROW MORNING

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I like Steveposters. Didn't think I'd see a video of Steve raping Banjo today and it gave me a good laff

I dunno. As unrealistic as it is to get two MS reps, I can imagine that even if Steve or Banjo is shown, you still see shitposting pushing for the other regardless.

I want none of them in so I can finally talk about B&K, Dragon Quest, and Minecraft normally again. Also to prevent the filthy secondaries from coming in.

Reasonable as in if Banjo isn't there I would logically target this twink boy and his fanbase next.
Who else would Discord pick? Certainly not Neku whose fans are more interested in sharing movesets.

Hope it's a new mii fighter class.

oh, ok, thought you were meaning reasonable picks.

The calm before the storm, lads. Shitposting changes forever tomorrow

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Steveposting is the worst fucking meme that's ever plagued this board, which is saying a lot. It was funny for maybe a fucking day but has been artificially dragged out over eight months. I'm so fucking sick of it.

UP THERE THERE THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM
WHERE STEVIES SMIRK AND SORAS ZOOM
TOMORROW NIGHT I RAPE A GIRAFFE

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At this point I just want to see Banjo revealed not because I actually want him, but just so I never have to see this fucking horrendous model ever again.
>inb4 “implying Steve won’t be it”

Fuck off.

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No it's not bittersweet I can't wait for this shit to be over.

NO ONE LIKES ERDRICK

It will probably be someone no one has heard of, it's like how Joker was a genuine surprise.
>Steveposters will mock Banjoposters with smug Steve or falseflags
>Vergeben backpedals saying "oh, it's the 1% Banjo wasn't in"
>Banjoposters swear he'll be the third one in

i would wish to be sakurai, to make a 'smash maker' system, in order to end this shit once and for all.

rosterfags want their picks? MAKE THEM YOURSELVES!

The steve model is basically the mona lisa of memes at this point, it evokes so many emotions in this board it's hilarious.

Even if Banjo is revealed, Stevefags will still post this model, and claim that Steve is "still highly likely" cause Minecraft's so popular. Why do people think this stuff willl simply just vanish? This will only be over when Sakurai himself says Steve is not getting in.

Genofag here. I never played Banko Kazooie, and have no attachment to the character. But I want them in so bad. I have many friends who would be so happy if it happened. And I really hate erdrick and steve. Best of luck tomorrow Banjo bros

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It sure will
With BOTH of them getting deconfirmed via assist trophies
While fortnight dabs on them both

you know there still be 3 more after this, right?
or do you mean the specific steve/banjo fued to be over?
>inb4 it is neither and it continued with harder flame

As much as I hate Steve I hope he's the DLC just to see Yea Forums meltdown.

I mean K Rool and Ridley got it. That leads me to believe this is supposed to be the "climax" of Smash games where they try their best to win most people over.

Putting Steve in over Banjo would honestly be a bad idea even from a "no bad press' point of view. They would never hear the end of it.

post yfw banjo and steve are mii costume'd

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If a Microsoft rep does get in, it's almost guranteed to be Rash. He's the first pick for when Microsoft cameos something in any game, like Shovel Knight and Killer Instinct.

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>won't be able to use Yea Forums tomorrow because of all the smashautist spamming their autism all over the catalog

desu its time i took a break from this shithole

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Stop thinking rosterfags are the majority seriously you guys are so dumb about this. Like you guys still genuinely think Corrin was hated outside the rosterfags.

Honestly what nightmare fuel will come out of this though. If Banjo does win, how many rage/insane steve posts will we see. Its terrifying to think what that model will be used to make.

it's not going to be any of them
shut the fuck up already
hery shit

People don't like being told they got BTFO.
This owl dropped significantly from /vp/ with their leader jumping ship on November.

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but user you're going to miss the absolute shitshow that will be the aftermath of the direct. shit's gonna be wild, im sure you're not going to want to miss it

It will upset them behind all reason but it won’t make them leave. I don’t think people realize what has been unleashed on this board.

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If banjo will be in and Steve become spirit/assist trophy then it will end.

What the fuck is it about Super Smash Bros. that turns people into fucking maniacs?

Not gonna happen.
Geno's dead, two or three of these will be dead in 11 hours as well.
But the same people flooding Yea Forums with them will stay and move on to the next bandwagon.

I can't tell if rosterfags or consolewarfags are worse.

Did you know that the largest communities have a higher rate of committing spam than the furriest of fanbases?

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this
imagine still going to Yea Forums for some actual discussion, i only come to this shithole for tears and rage

>not Zitz

i want minecraft to here the remixes that they do

right now i just wish 1 simple thing, shouldnt be THAT hard considering the time.

i just want for sakurai to reveal AT LEAST 2 of the DLC characters. JUST TWO. SOLO DOS.

the sooner the FP1 characters are revealed, the better will be for EVERYONE.

well, rosterfags will end at some point soon
meanwhile consolewarfag will (likely) never end

Nope, they'll immediately start speculating about the next Smash.

This is literally the point of Miis

>Banjies or Srevies get in and the other loseswinner rube it in the losers face for months

>neither get in
shit keeps going on

>both get in
literally the only way the madness will end

the Miis are just REALLY bad cosplayers.

you need to model, program, desing your character from Zero. anything other than that is bullshit.

Even if Sakurai says "Steve won't get in" they'll still cling onto the possibility that he'll change his mind later, like he did with Villager and Ridley.

Literally everyone, my normie friends included, thought "Who? Why'd they pick this lame character?" when Corrin was revealed.

user THERE ARE 4 DLC SLOTS YOU DIPSHIT. IT WILL KEEP GOING UNTIL THE 5TH AND FINAL DLC CHARACTER IS SHOWN. AND THEN IT WILL FLARE UP AGAIN A FEW MONTHS LATER BEGGING FOR SMASH 6.

I T W I L L N E V E R S T O P !

i mean let be realistic, this would never happen

I don't recall there was that much talking about "next smash" when 4 on wii u was finished

>the Miis are just REALLY bad cosplayers.
There are some Mii outfits that are really really fucking good, like Skull Kid, Viridi(with the right face) and Protoman, problem is that Sakurai insists on putting in garbage outfits like the tails one instead of outfits that either obscure the face or can work well with the mii face

Just like Capcom, Konami and Sega, right?

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Steveposting didn't exist back in Sm4sh's heyday.
This form of faggotry is here to stay whether you like it or not because it'll continue to garner attention.

i know... i fucking know...

fucking auteur Sakurai, no one would complain if he were to implement a way to creste characters and stages proper from scratch.

but nintendo, their pride, their piracy fears, their lewd fears AND Sakurais pride will never give us that. NINTENDO AND SAKURAI THRIVE ON OUR PAIN!

Are you ready for neither Banjo or Steve?

What are you guys going to do if they both don’t get in ?

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>Garbage outfits like the tails one

Fuck you Blails and Bluckles are the best miis.

lol no it wont stop. there's more DLC slots.

Not him but that's different. Nintendo's making a big deal about their collaborations with microsoft, a direct competitor. If they were to add two microsoft characters, they would be revealed together as a big,grand smash x microsoft collab

They're literally only good for that and even then, Tails is garbage while Knuckles is not since it actually works, but that's not really the point of mii outfits.

I don't think anyone would really complain if it was literally just their model over the face though, I can't fathom why Sakurai does this when costumes like Skull Kid or Protoman(rip) made it work wonders

This is the worst case scenario, the Steve vs. Banjo war will continue to rage on. Eventually Steveposters will post one too many Steve-Banjo vore gifs, and a deranged Banjo fan will storm Nintendo headquarters with a glock and a bearsuit. National media scrutiny will make Nintendo shut down the fighterpass, and Smash and Banjo-Kazooie will be permanently axed.

>What are you guys going to do if they both don’t get in ?
Not possible. It should be quite obvious by now that the GOOD, BEAUTIFUL, AND CHAD character from the BEST GAME EVER is pretty much confirmed by this point.

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all that aside, i honestly don't even know where to begin with logistically

like you will be able to create anything with any shape and have any moves you want with any physic? we are talking tekken character creation but even bigger and more complex

and then maybe, just maybe Yea Forums can get some rest

Good fucking riddance
It was fun in the weeks surrounding the Grinch leak, but it quickly got old

Who's ACfag?

>banjofags
files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

Someone else will make their own Smash and the wars will rage on yet again once that new Smash begins to allow Third Parties.

what sakurai could do is to release some form of middleware solution for PC that helps the process, of course, that should mean full freedom: models, FX, sounds, animations, attacks and properties, cutscenes, everything. same with stages.

once you get something ready, the character/stage gets compiled on a special file, and gets uploaded to your switch and the online smash servers. in order to ensure no one downloads lewd stuff by accident, Nintendo gives you a QR code and a password, forcing you to upload those yourself to the people you want.

so who do you want to deconfirm them? I want Sans because it's like cutting the baby in half, nobody gets steve or banjo, and instead the board would fucking meltdown due to having banjo or steve cucked by MOTHERFUCKING SANS UNDERTALE an (un)living meme character.
I mean what's the worst that could happen? apart from not getting an announcement at all this E3

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Would be a crazy turn of events given Sakurai would at least make it classic Rash and not what's being done with the new style

It'll never be over until at 5 characters are out
It's going to be a fucking nightmare for another 8 months

How's everyone going to react when it just turns out to be 2B?

>It'll never be over until at 5 characters are out
And they confirm there won't be a Fighter Pass 2.
And they confirm Ultimate is the last Smash Game ever game until the end of the universe.
If there's even the SLIGHTEST SLIVER of a chance, Stevefags are going to keep up their crusade 25/8.

deconfirmed already

I predict braposting

Looking forward to chadku destroying the hopes and dreams of both sides.

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I filtered most of the steve posting. It wasn't even good, just obnoxious.
I doubt Banjo will get in since Nintendo don't like fun things but it'll be a pleasant surprise if it happens.

>Didn't think I'd see a video of Steve raping Banjo today and it gave me a good laff
This, stevefags produce kino

>25/8
don't know why but it got a chuckle out of me, probably because it demonstrate how fucking insane stevefags are

>Implying

It will be none of them, and then both parties will proceed to keep flooding the board with their cringy war spam

Full video.
streamable.com/lk0y6

It certainly will end tomorrow.

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Eh... the game is a 7/10 at best. The lack of story in game is something that is lacking.

its not ending untyil the game stops support. we already talked about that. and even in the extremely unlikely case that both Banjo AND Steve get confirmed tomorrow, the shitposters will find another character to spam this place with.

"What if there's a fighter pass 2?"

then god helps us all...

It's not going to be good enough until Nintendo confirms now and forever that Ultimate is the final Smash game.
Otherwise, they'll immediately begin speculating about the next Smash, and the cycle will begin a new the instant the old one dies.

JESUS IS IN!

>Will likely come to an end tomorrow

No. Neither characters will get announced and the rampant shitposting will just resume until the next dlc reveal. It's not gonna stop, these people are far too autistic to actually give up.

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Is there even enough room on the screen at this point for that many characters? Smash's character select is already bloated, are they just gonna add a second page for DLC at some point if they made a second pass?

Watch the newcomer be someone like...Ryu Hayabusa.

>that etika model
why.

Would these two be the best possible outcome for tomorrow?

Luminary to eternally BTFO Erdrickfags with a DQ character that the west would actually fucking recognize or care about, would push DQ11, and make the japs happy.

And Banjo to eternally BTFO Stevezoomers and make boomers happy.

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I am unironically a boomer and I think Banjo is a stupid pick.

would make my day, because god know koei won't make another fucking ninja gaiden

I wanted banjo not this stupid fuck

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I think that would potentially please more people than Erdrick+Banjo, yes. Personally I'm hoping for Sora+Banjo, but I realize that it's a longshot at best

I'm sorry?

He's ready.

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...

Why would it be over ? we still got 4/3 characters so no matter who is in tomorrow they can still shitpost till all of them are revealed

Nobody with an IQ over 70 actually expects Steve to get in. Banjo not getting in is Steve winning

because the expectation is only one of them from MS gonna be in, so if one is in the other won't be

but im talking rationally of course, those autists won't relent

Shut your fucking face, Assist Trophy
You're a roster-begging bastard, Assist Trophy
Looks like we been deconfirmed
In Smash 6, we will reemerge!

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