Death Stranding

Got your collector's edition pre-ordered?

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>tranny that couldn't have a baby

Literally nobody says anything and your brain goes to trannies. Whats wrong, user

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how does a grown up person keep these shit plastic toys around their house? What the fuck is wrong with you?

You still post on Yea Forums and are honestly asking this? Because we're not shameful cucks of the things we like. Apparently you are. If someone looks at my video game shelf and asks what something I have on it is I will tell them it's from a video game. Wow so hard.

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I wonder how much money has Kojima wasted on developing merch and going on trips and not used on the game itself.

Eh all big games have merch now. Kojima having hands on and directing it just makes it more accurate.

I'm not ashamed about video games, but collecting periphery shit that's just designed to take your money is first of all stupid and most importantly, it makes you look lame. Why the fuck don't you save that money and use it on some meaningful hobby?

Looks like shit.
I'd rather have the kojima prodictions astronaut skeleton guy.

Because I like the design and it's very unique. I never buy collector's editions but this one isn't just a statue. It's a very unique design with a lamp built in. Like Cyberpunk 2077s CE is lame as fuck. It's just a statue again for $250. This one is $160 after my discount. I think it's interesting enough for me to want. I have plenty of money for other hobbies

They do make a LUDENs figma. I have it, it's very nice. Just be careful with the flag when you're removing it from the spear if you want to. Small nubs can break off.

>Because I like the design and it's very unique. I never buy collector's editions but this one isn't just a statue. It's a very unique design with a lamp built in. Like Cyberpunk 2077s CE is lame as fuck. It's just a statue again for $250. This one is $160 after my discount. I think it's interesting enough for me to want. I have plenty of money for other hobbies
fair enough

Damn say what you want about Kojima but he knows the importance of having a sick-ass logo for his company

Yes I do

>dude it makes you look
>it makes you seem
>other people will

cringe, real men don't give a shit what some fag thinks. Which isn't a reason to be a disgusting neckbeard but you shouldn't hide or be ashamed of what you like.

can I charge my phone off of it?

because it's my money

I doubt it but it does have a lamp and Im wondering how it charges or what battery it uses

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will be forgotten quickly.

based

Nothing says "I'm a virgin and always will be," by having a fucking baby in plastic casing on your shelf.

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numales spotted. Literally have sex.

he put a cell phone charm on it so it makes me think you can at least use it to make phone calls

I never said those things, and the "makes you look lame" is obviously an over exaggeration. Not to say that what you're saying is true, nobody lives in a bubble and that's the truth.

Spoken like a true retard.

I have money to buy vidya and recently my motorcycle because I dont have a female leech attached.

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Yep, a virgin forever.

God Kojimbo is such a based hack.

Haha alright man. Ill go be like my brother who has a women and baby and no money and who showed open envy when I talked about buying a motorcycle. Truly a good life

Yeah baby... for Cyberpunk 2077

The statue is neat but I dont know why they are asking so much for it. A lot of the stuff is also in the standard edition. The artbook isnt even a full size book.

imagine buying some chinese produced yellow condom turd with a fetus inside for $300 whose manufacturing costs amounted to $1.50

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It's $160 at best buy for me. Thats an extra $100. Not a lot, pretty cool.

Merch has probably funded half the game. You seen how expensive that stuff is?

mentally stunted manchildren that refuse to grow up

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