These people win every E3

Yesss!!11! This was SOO RANDM XDXD!!ELEVEN!
XD
wacky/10

they showed like 4 real games, at least 2 of which were just dlc

and nothing about metal wolf chaos

>implying Jewbisoft, Micro$oft or Bethesda ever show any actual games.

the only ones who seem to remember how to have fun

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legitimate autism here

>still no Metal Wolf Chaos
>no new on SS4

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They didnt even have anything good to show this year.

the umk3 was the absolute best part of anything at e3 so far.

LOL SO RANDUMB XDDD
OMG THE PART WHERE THE GUY EXPLOSIONED INTO GIBS WAS EPIC!!!1!!

Devolver Bootleg is actually kinda fun

honestly? pretty good if youre underaged

announcement this week user

>no games

Because they realize how utterly pointless E3 really is. They even mentioned it. There are better and cheaper ways to advertise than that shitfest full of basedboys and minorities

The whole thing was shit but Carrion looked pretty cool
I always wanted a reverse horror game

The pre pre show was the best thing to come out of E3 in a while. The mortal kombat screenplay reading was amazing. Sub-Zero’s soliloquy on why he left his clan was delivered so well.

t. Discord tranny

>t. Reddittor

>Segment that ties into the next game
>Randumb
Stop mistaking anything merely unexpected for le rundumb humor you contrarian meme spouting parasite

oh but we do and this is le edgy humor designed for kids in their late teens. it uses cussing and gore to appeal to these people because it's like a taboo thing for young people

it is cringey

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>Maybe if I screech hard enough they'll back down

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Just because you're too dumb to understand the nuance of Devolver humor doesn't mean the rest of us aren't allowed to enjoy it.

Where can I see this?

CAPITALISM BAD
G2A BAD

BUY OUR $5000 ARCADE CABINET
BUY OUR JOKE GAMES
BUY ONLY OUR PRODUCTS

CAPITALISM BAD

>I need everything to be presented in a generic soup of irony to enjoy things.

But that's also my point. At least their games are new or innovative. They aren't watch dawgs London edition or rainbow six tranny POC edition number 3. Fall guys looks fun too

how ironic

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Their shtick was funny the first time.
Every time since has been cringe.

And you prefer the "I'm a gaymer too guiz most dragonz lel!! 111"?

This

she looks like she fucks women

>no marketing
uhhhh

Fuck off you insufferable faggot. You don't even realize how ironic it is that you think you're above the irony of the whole thing. You created a new level of cringe irony with this post. Cunt.

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I dont remember a single game they showed, all I ever remember is their stupid meme about saying FUCK alot

It's *ironic* marketing so it doesn't count user.

She does

Devolver digital yuri game when?

>>insufferable

shittiest "conference"
didn't even bother watching that to the end

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Yes. Exactly this.

Yet they still piggiback on that to advertise their hmlike games because no one will buy them lmao
Sam is too good for that shit hole of a publisher

Their games are more memorable than the homogenized conglomerate that are ubisofts' """"games""""

>EA shows only gameplay
>Microsoft showed gamepaly and announced multiple games
>Ubisoft showed gameplay and announced some stuff
>PC Gaming showed gameplay and announced some stuff
Boring, gaming is dead.
>Devolver announced 5 games in 10 minutes and then had hours of ironic pandering humor
BASED! GAMING IS SAVED! FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE!

Devolver's actual conference was shit
Pre Pre Show was A tier and was done by the twitch guys, but it followed a bell curve like usual and peaked at the Magic Sword Concert and UMK3Stageplay

>She does
Sauce?

>seething over the same humor he mindlessly enjoys
Lmaoo

At least they don't pander to anyone.

bring back booth babes then

youtube.com/watch?v=cpf0wxJk75E

I like devolver

you can enjoy, just understand that no one else does or at least shouldn't.

it's like having an opinion about how good shit tastes, but it's still shit and it objectively bad for you

Nina is certainly more likeable than the rest of the presenters. Only one I like more is Kevin Butler.

Both are/were hired shills so maybe that's what companies should do.

>no forced POC
>no censorship
>no marketing
No games

Seriously, what the fuck did they show, besides the release date for one game they already showed last year?

objectively better than a generic soup of generic shit where everything is niggers

>he thinks nigger1 and nigger2 fighting wypipo and Brexit bad is gameplay

>fuck traditions and fuck EXPOS! everything should be done online because it's 2019! come on people!

Yeah
Whoo

carrion is still looking really cool

It wasn't random at all. It was making fun of all the shit other companies do during these conferences.

Nah. They had next to nothing to show, although My Friend Pedro looks cool. Their skits are fun but ultimately not video games and just as irrelevant to the conferences as Bethesda's, "look how gaming has helped my life" propaganda shit.

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...

>no one else should enjoy what I don't enjoy

This is you.

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Is the entire pre pre show up anywhere yet? I saw most of it but I missed the MOLD.

>liking a conference with forced lgbt

>forced

Where the fuck was Metal Wolf Chaos?

eric andre is absolutely generic

>DUDE I LIKE BEING PANDERED TO! I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE OTHER MINDLESS CONSUMERIST ZOMBIES WHO LIKE TO BE PANDERED TO!
Truly, enlightened gamers.

If only they had at least one psychic character.

>irony
top kek

gore and bad language is irony welcome to newchan

>playing vidya at all

She is insanely hot
I want her to step on my balls

Reminder that Limited Run was funnier and more original, AND announced more games

i'm looking forward to my friend pedro

>Don’t drink the dust!

> DUDE POC ARE THE BEST IT'S HER TURN BREXIT BAD TRANNIES DUDE BUY MY SUBSCRIPTION WE ARE ALL GAYMERS #WEAREGAYMERS

>Yea Forums

i literally never gave a single fuck about E3 prior to these movies.

>CAPITALISM BAD
That's right goyim don't think at all, just keep consuming and wait for the next product after you're done.

This but unironically

It unironically looks awesome. I wasn't sure if it was a parody or a game but apparently it's real. Hyped.

yup and its coming out soon. carrion also looks pretty dope.

Couldn't come up with some clever joke for Bethesda? Embarrassing.

SEETHING boomer faggots and r/pol crossposters

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>BREXIT BAD
The UK is leaving the EU specifically because they want to strip away their citizens' rights even further than the EU is okay with. Think about that for a second. The only thing Watch Dogs gets wrong is that no one will actually revolt over it, they'll just lie down and take the Big Brother dick up their asses without a word.

Article 13 already passed without so much as a murmur, right? They already took it lying down.

Imagine unironically believing the EU is the good guy. How much are they paying you? The EU is run by faceless bankers you stupid goy.

Thanks user

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finally someone who understands

Devolver's E3 conference is cringe because they are tryhards, but I will take it a 1000 times over the awkward, robotic and out of touch moments that standard E3 has

Too bad they have no games I'm interested in.

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t. Resetera

Otherwise. Enjoy your (you) faggot.

>post clearly criticizes both sides
>this is the response it gets
Jesus Christ

EU isn't the good guy, but the UK is worse, so we've got a lesser of two evils situation going on.

SEETHING incels itt

I fucking hate millennials for this shit, that and their obsession with self-awareness in fiction

People will only revolt when their basic needs aren't met.
When the people begin to starve, then they'll revolt.

How the fuck can the UK be worse than the EU when the EU literally subverted the sovereignty of several countries? I have no love for the UK but at least they're trying to respect the will of the people by going through with Brexit. The referendum results are final.

>EU BAD!
>RUSSIA AND CHINA GOOD!
>DESTROY THE ONLY THING KEEPING EUROPE RELEVANT!
I am so glad I live in an emerging superpower and is hilarious watching you cucks kill yourselves for the third time since WW1.

>no serious sam 4
they didnt win shit

what
are you retarded

>things that never happened

>>no forced POC
>my friend PEDRO
nice try sjw...

Imagine unironically believing in good guys

Calm down and drink your tea, Nigel.

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This, their inability to enjoy things at face value without multiple layers of irony which they confuse for "depth" is terrible.

sounds based

The unfortunate fact about that is that we live in a world where no matter how bad things get, it's unlikely for people in any first world country to actually start starving on a mass scale.

Great rebuttal you faggot frogposter

>their
post birth certificate

>forced POC
Translation: Any POC at all, because their very existence is just SJW forced diversity, right?

Yes.

>Lol wacky zany randumb humor

KYS you hipster fuck. What they do is the lowest common denominator of comedy.

>forced edgy humor
>games are shit
>BUT HEY AT LEAST THERE ARE NO BLACKS
At what point do you just fucking give up and live your life?

niggers arent even real, ive never seen one in real life

This year presentation was meh, but their pre pre show was the best one so far. I hope someone recored all the 12 hours of that fever dream.

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A game with TWO black protagonists and NO whites? Yes. That's forced diversity.

There are almost no video games with ONLY white males in them. Same with movies. Niggers always have to shove themselves into things. Same with women.

dont bother - place is just a bunch of easily offended pissbabies

Wasn't this years Devolver conference like 10 min long? How is that a win?

t. discord tranny

EU isn't the one conducting "weapons sweeps" to confiscate normal household items, or arresting people for saying mean words on Twitter, or shaking people down about TV licenses, or monitoring its citizens through increasing numbers of CCTV cameras. All that shit's gonna get worse in the UK going forward.

>pissbabies

Back to retardEra you go tranny.

>existing = forced

hehe i bet u have lots of friends and people who you can say genuinely love and care for you lole!!!!

Why does she always have blood on her face? Is that what reddit finds funny?

>no marketing
>thread exists
nice try

>won
>no Metal Wolf Chaos XD

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reddit hates Devolver because reddit is full of good consumer goys

I dunno, man, I've dated and fucked black girls from Chicago's south side, they seemed pretty real when I was deep in their pussies.

I want to fuck Madge

i only trust my own eyes

way to prove him right dumbass

this website is so pathetic, it's like seeing a car crash in slow motion. the "remember when Yea Forums talked about vidya" meme just depresses me now.

And I trust my dick. Which has fucked some.

It's amazingly clear people have no idea how the EU works - and don't get me wrong, I'm an ignorant fucker myself, but it doesn't take much to realize we're not talking about mysterious and uncontrollable alien force holding half a continent at gunpoint

Where was Serious Sam you whore

back to plebbit you go, faggot

stop seething and brexit already nigel, we're all waiting for you to stop being so inept lol

It got popular so we must hate it now.

>post birth certificate
fuck off glownigger

>Devolver #1
>Not S-tier Third or Fourth Pre Pre Show

You will never compete with this
youtube.com/watch?v=cpf0wxJk75E

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>tim and eric aired in 2007
Fucking THIS. Even Tim and Eric are tired of this shit

no niggers in a video game is unironically a selling point and an immediate sign that it is of considerable quality

>this moron doesn't understand irony

Reddit is that way - - - >

i'd say about a year after you get your cock chopped off

No Serious Sam 4. JUST

?

>no censorship

did you not see the *BEEP* conference you *BEEP* *BEEP* ?

Where the fuck was Serious Sam and where the fuck was Metal Wolf Chaos. They could have done whatever they wanted, I just wanted those 2 things and they didn't deliver on either. Fun show, though.

>pre pre show
>part of devolver
pre pre show had a few guys from devolver work on it, but it was mostly twitch.

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eddie " only trust my own eyes" bravo

you at least have to admit its extremely forced

The first year was great due to how unexpected it was. Second was alright but mostly the same joke. I like that they're trying to come up with new things and this weird story line but they need to seriously up their game.
Pre Pre Show is still the best. BRONZE BEST GIRL

Fall Guys is legit the best thing about E3 so far

Has the whole thing already been uploaded somewhere?

>POC-
I don't care about politics shoe-horning. If it's a good game, it's a good game.

>She follows blacked on her ig
oh no no no

pics or didn't happen

the messenger seems cool

>She didn't say "check a look" ONCE this year
Fucking dropped

>No best girl
:(

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She's a lesbian, your retard.

Was it a meme fest again this year or did they actually show video games?

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But their jokes and bits suck

They've shown 3 video games and the entire presentation was barely 10 minutes long.

They spoofed Nintendo Direct and showed like 3 games. Horrible jokes, man.

this
this isnt good irony

They need to show the new Dennaton game