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YIKES/Cringe

shit/10

1/10

Fucking snooze.

Sony actually won by not showing up this year. absolutely insane

Legit F, not even memeing

No Splinter Cell/10

>no BGE2
That game is fucked.

A solid 1 out of 10

Absolute garbage.
>No BG&E2
>No new splinter cell
Fuck ubi

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4/10

wow your standards make my head hurt a little

Boring political statement

"Vivendi should have bought Ubi" OUT OF 10

+Actual gameplay
+Watch Dogs 3, Uhh Quarantine I guess?
-Too few games
-Way too much time wasted on shit that could have been games

2/10
Worse than PC Gaming and way worse than Microsoft, didn't watch Bethesda

diverse

7 out of 10

What did they announce/show? I missed it

0

D-

Watch dogs legion seemed okay

waste of time/fuck my life

4/10
Watch Dogs 3 looked good.
They showed more gameplay than others.

For reference
>Microsoft
6.5/10
>Bethesda
2/10
>PCGaming
3/10

Nintendo basically won E3 already. They'd have to be ultra retarded to still lose this.

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Unironic F, and i expected them to get an F.

ASSSS

big nope/10

Man E3 this year has been fucking shit, I’m always optimistic about E3 but FUCK if’s been so boring

FUCK UBISOFT

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Watch Dogs looks like a lot of fun. Everything after that was shit.

bingo update.

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0/Tom Clancy
I didn't think someone would manage to be more shit than Bethesda but Ubisoft delivered.

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Post Bingo cards

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Remember how watch dogs looked the first time? Its going to be nothing like it. The show pretty much forgot they do video games.

Terrible
>no splinter cell
>no skull and bones, pretty sure this game has been cancelled just not announced officially
>Siege is dont ANOTHER PvE event when they specifically said last year that they would never do another one
>Tome Clancy mobile
>Breath of the Wild ripoff as closer

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Only thing fun was the grandma/10

Completely fucking awful. I was hoping for Splinter Cell. And I get the same fucking routine of Watch Dogs promising the Moon, fucking more R6 shit and literally fucking nothing else.

fun and comfortable, but no interesting stuff beside gods and monsters

I missed the PC gaming show, did I miss anything?

D-

only reason they aren't given an F is because they actually showed gameplay

A solid 17,410,742 out of 33,577,342.

worse than trash/10, also this garbage streaming service give me cancer.

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Fucking awful.

easily a 0/10, I would give at least 1 for making watch dogs interesting but the moment they droped that Uplay+ I actually turned off the stream

Was a 4/10 and the 4 is entirely because of the Watch Dogs gameplay. Best thing of just about every other conference, but the rest of the Ubisoft conference was an actual snoozefest. Even PCGaming was better.

I like Watch dogs despite the agenda so I enjoyed that.

dogshit/10
E3 fucking sucks ass this year, I guarantee they're holding back all of the good shit for next year when the new consoles launch

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>No splinter cell
>No rayman
Just end me already/10

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2

Bio Jade

SHIT

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This entire E3 has been so bad its not even worth rating.

A legit 2/10. It was somehow worse than Bethesda.

3/10. Granny hacker redeemed it.

>he's too young to remember Nintendo E3 2007-2011

2/10
only reason it isn't 1 is because bethesda was somehow worse

>Starts with watch dogs 3
>Freefalling from there
WHY? HOW?
1/10

This host is fucking awful
>okay we are live
>who needs cue cards?

Tom/Clancy

Tacticool shooters and casualshit/10

>that webm

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1.2/10

ALL THE SHOOTER LEGIT LOOKED THE SAME/USED THE SAME ENGINE

They didn't even put a logo or title for some so i believed that some trailers were just different modes of previous games. All the characters looked the godamn same.

Jesus Christ

why couldn't they take a pass like Sony

They really should develop a mobile game only section for E3 at this point, spare us the trouble.

the consequence of games as live services/10

probably should move pc down to F

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the worst one so far
very nice accelerationism though

Sony has a genuine chance of winning E3.
Just stop and really think about that for a moment.
That is fucking insane.

shit/10
They literally did a metal gear survive type of game for Rainbow six, and Sam fisher is now a mobile character.

Only conference where i'm not even a little bit interested in anything they've shown.
0/10. Not even memeshitting here.

>niggers everywhere
>hamfisted "fuck nazis" message
>FEMINISM ROCKS
>more corporate jewery
>streaming
>holywood shit

how can anyone still like and have expectations from the western """gaming""" industry?

I need an aspirin
not kidding
50 shades of shit

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Legion still looks a gen behind the first Watch Dogs reveal, it's so hilarious how they dont try to hide how shitty their games look anymore

absolute shit

E3 is dead.

*wins by default*

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With Watchdogs Legion: 4/10
Without it: -5/10

-10/10, I literally regret being born after having witnessed this

IT WAS SO FUCKING BAD
IT BECAME A SHITTY EA CONFERENCE

NoRaymanNorSplinteracell/10

fug messed up

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is it actually over? they cut the feed so abrupt to that guy i wondered if they were showing anytrhing more

Your ratings are perfect. Exactly where I would put them

C

Better than Microsoft just by showin gameplay.

Watch dogs was like the most gameplay we saw out of E3 so far, a game that will be downgraded to shit on release. Just let that sink in.

2/10 better than bethesda

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Bethesda at least had Doom Eternal gameplay, but was otherwise pretty awful.
This still eclipses that in terribleness by at least 2 points.

A strong F.

ubisoft makes games for people who dont play games

Absolute dogshit. The worst presentation so far.

What do you mean bro? You got your mobile game with Sam!

as a PC gamer I agree

-F

it was bad

Utter fucking trash.

not everybody is a giant pissbaby who gets easily offended like you

Had to have been one of the worst conferences of E3 history. Full of Tom Clancy drivel, the rest was Just Dance and a new IP that looks like shit.

They showed the same shooting game 4 times, with the same premise, same weapons, same graphics.

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Wii/10

D+
It was boring but as infuriating as Bethesda's

Worst shit ever

I don't think I've ever seen a worse E3 conference. I've seen so-bad-it's-good, but this was despair-inducing. Like it was designed from the ground up to make me hate it with the core of my being. 0/10

If everyone is a fucking retard simply being less retarded doesn't win you much

Well that's nice of you user. Let's hope Square Enix has something cool later.

garbage/10
managed to be worse than bethesda somehow

100% shit

Do trannies unironically believe that this is how girls act?

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a legitimate 2/10

it's time for E3 as a whole to die

Watchdogs looks good for once, but that's all I can remember apart from le Wii that legit didn't want to make me sooze. 3/10, too much filler.

Win E3 without make anything yet

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F/10

NO
FUCKING
SPLINTER
CELL
FUCKING
SHIT

Go fuck yourself.

NO RAYMAN
NO BGE 2
NO SPLINTER CELL
ANCEL DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP
ONLY SHITTY SHOOTERS PEW PEW
WATCHDOGS: ANTIFA
fuck you ubisoft for wasting my goddamn time

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THIS E3 HAS BEEN AWFUL
Why are there so many CGI trailers? Where's all the gameplay demos? Even if they're faked, I'd take some semblance of gameplay over nothing.

WTF is this shit GDQ?

>pantsu

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My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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Even shittier than EA, because at least with EA you always expect bland shit. Not one good title announced. Not one. They even ripped off Breath of the Wild, what the fuck is wrong with these fucking nigger frogs?

Watch Dogs/10

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1/10 absolute garbage.

The only good thing redeeming this E3 was Elden Ring announcement.

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Niggers/10

This.
>Ubisoft conference in a nutshell

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I was busy getting a six inch needle shoved in my arm.

Did I miss anything?

I just wanted rayman, that is all i needed to consider it a good presentation, i know Yea Forums is super bitter about everything but im not angry im just sad

im really starting to think about just not playing videogames anymore, the hobbie clearly belongs to younger people than me now, i guess that gives them the right to turn it into whatever even if i don't get any of it

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Have sex/Dilate

1/10 even PC was better

4/10, a fucking rocket league ripoff was the most interesting thing and they may as well say Beyond Good & Evil is dead in the water at this point

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Stopped paying attention after Watchdogs/10

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>Banjo is announced
>Stevefags: NINTENDO LOST
>Steve is announced
>Banjofags: NINTENDO LOST
>Edrick is announced
>Banjofags and Stevefags: NINTENDO LOST
Sorry but they lose even if they try

this
I really can't tell what's the difference between rainbow six, ghost recon and the division
but watch dogs looked okay

What Dogs/10

Dont get why they didn't show more Breakpoint considering an alpha is already out.

Is the 6/10 even legit or is that just
>2pts for xbox
>4pts for 3rd party

Disgusting vile pieces of shit. Kill them all.

What all got announced?

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If it wasn't for Just Dance and WD:Legion, then it would of been a 0 out of 10.

But as of them, its a 1. Just so many Tom Clancy's that it isn't even funny.

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>no Splinter Cell
>no Rayman
>another game pass
>Watchdogs 3 looks really cool but there's no way the release version is like this, it won't work
>movies and teevee
>trailers and presentations for games we already knew about
>no real gameplay for rollerball or the Siege spinoff
>Fisher comes back for a shitty phone game

4/10
At least Watch Dogs looked kind of interesting. Honest question there is no way Nintendo doesn't win right? They would have to show literally nothing to not win this year.

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I feel the same as when the Kinect was released where there is this big thing I know is going to eat Development Time and that gaming is going to suffer for a few years as streaming services buy and sell rights to game devs.

The worst presentation ever

Pretty much.

Rate the conferences.
Microsoft: 7/10
Bethesda: 3/10
PC Game: 5/10
Ubisoft: 2/10

dont you demand i call you by an arbitrary noun?

At the very least they tie with MS, considering 90% of the MS conference doubled as a sony conference.

boring but not atrocious like bethesda

No Far Cry but we got tons of Tom Clancy shit instead

better than the PC show though so 6/10

0/10. I am not even trying to be funny

Any prince of persia?

Astoundingly bad. W_D3 might be worth it for $20 in a year or two and Gods & Monsters has a neat art style, but holy crap I can't recall a year that was worse than this. They didn't even announce Assassin's Creed Vikings.

2/10 at best.

2/10

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Hit the nail on the head dude. Couldn't have put it better myself.

not as decent as microsoft but not as bad as bethesda

you fags say this every year then it ends up disappointing somehow.

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no

Microsoft > Devolver > PC Gaming > Ubisoft > Bethesda

What is the point of having the Tom Clancy's brand name still? No new Splinter Cell, every new fucking Tom Clancy game is so far removed from anything remotely in line with what his books were about, all story decisions made moving further are just retarded tumblr fantasies with D-tier movie scripts. Just sell the fucking franchise already Ubi.

no

I suspected splinter cell was still too far away so thank god I kept that realistic

Bethesda was fun to laugh at. This was just a waste of time. Ubipozzed is the worst gaming company of them all.

>we will do what Siege did for PvE
>it's fucking zombie shit and not a Raven Shield followup

>everyone here saying watchdog is gonna be good

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worst of all time/10

Microsoft: 7/10
Bethesda: -2/10
PC: 7/10
Ubisoft: 0/10

Went from complete indifference to hating them

Tom Clancy's 5/10

>Gods and Monsters
>Releases in feb 2020
>No gameplay

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It was SHIT
no rayman 4 fuck them

Microsoft: 5/10
Bethesda: 3/10
PC Game: 4/10
Ubisoft: 0/10

>GOOOODS

Was there anything of interest on the PC show?

Sony won de E3 showing nothing

0/10 I'm not even a ubisoft hater

An entire conference of nothing interesting whatsoever
oh and Upay plus

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White people's severe negrophilia is starting to get really obnoxious desu.

>PC: 7/10
epic shill detected

For 15.99 a month you can play the old games tho!

>no Rayman
>no Assassin's Creed
>no BG&E 2
Wow that sucked bad

I mean, opinions.
But I thought it was worthy of a ~6.5/10.

I mainly gave them points for Blair Witch, Keanu Reeves appearing, Elden Ring, Phantasy Star Online 2, new Tales game and even Minecraft Diablo looked like it might be fun.

They showed too little gameplay for a higher rating though.

The absolute worst so far. Made Bethesda's conference seem like a gift from the Gods.

>For a change of pace, Nintendo decides to incoporate 90% shooting games this year, all with the same look

sucked ass

They should change their name to Clancysoft. How many fucking games with guns? Watch Dogs: Dick Van Dyke Edition was cringe with that shitty voice acting.

at least it didn't have a guy shouting WOOOOOOOO for the entire fucking conference

i liked nu tycoon

I hope Nintendo sues Ubisoft into oblivion

>Watch Dogs 3 looked good.
No it didn't it looks like another open world ubi game with as little effort as possible.

2/10
Watchdogs and Ghost Recon might be alright but neither are mindshattering.

Way to much TV shit, mobile shit, and services within services shit

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based

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>Banjo is announced
>Steveposting ends and we all laugh at them for the retards they are
>Steve is announced
>Steveposting never ends and will forever remain as "board culture"
There's a pretty clear best outcome here

N

Pros
>Watch Dogs 3 looked okay
>Brawlhalla AT DLC looked fun

Meh
>notSportsball

Cons
>said WD3 is just one giant "pls hate Brexit" message
>endless dull Tom Clancy shooters
>ripping off BotW (game might be cool but we saw nothing yet)
>doubling down on Uplay + subscription fees + Stadia
>dude dancing, are we hip yet

Boring just like the other 90% of E3 so far. Only good shit was Doom, Cyberpunk, Chivalry 2 and Ori 2. Please save us Ninty.

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I only come here for E3 every year but it's quite sad how things have changed.

niggers and tranny / 10

I....um....I ah.......um....it was...uh..../10

Better than Bethesda
Nowhere near as good as Microsoft

SE and Nintendo will make them all cry

They could literally win just by talking about games we've already seen.

Ubisoft was WAY worse than Bethesda.

nah, I'll just buy and download individual titles thanks

Boring/10

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Microsoft has unironically been the only ones to have a good presentation this year.
Nintendo will probably win it all though. They'll really have to ACTIVELY try to not win in order to fail.

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Ok you're right 6/10 the epic store shit is not good

did the devolver digital conference already happen??

0/10
Somehow fucking disappointed me when my standards were already low and I was just watching out for For Honor. Would be -1 but Watch Dogs 3 was at least interesting.

Along with those missing
>no skull and bones
>no assassins creed

What shitty musician did they get this year?

Mostly bland pasty nothing. Actually excited for the new Watch Dogs now though.

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no it wasn't
paid audience is much worse than having absolutely nothing to show

NIGGERS/10

its pretty annoying actually. 14 year olds listen to little yatchy and no one has listened to tpain in years, all of the twitch thots are skinny as fuck and pretty ugly so what the fuck is going on??

>Edrick is announced
>Banjofags never live it down and spent the rest of eternity shitting on Nintendo and Smash

did they just do nothing all year

Could have been an improvement if it was the right guy.

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yes even them were disappointing but at least had something

Only Watch Dogs was of even slight value.

Bethesda's wasn't so bad

>girl main character
It's all good on Ubis end. Until we see some actual FUCKING GAMEPLAY that is

same copypasted shotters again and again
niggers everywhere (expected from the french tho)
muh feminism
typical western jewery
hollywod shit

-0/10

What did they show? Missed it

The first trailers for the watch dogs looked great
I am not gonna get fooled twice

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Watch Dogs 3 looked good.

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That and the dialogue system is 100% bullshit.

>Screeching, blatant shills woo'ing and yeah'ing and shouting out cringe worthy shit non stop
>'wasn't so bad'
What did he mean by this?

it was so bad that it made me miss far cry and assassin creed
felt like an activision conference

But guys videogames aren't political at all you're just paranoid /pol/ shitters

no rayman

>watchdog
>2 Rainbow Six games
the rest is blocked out from my memory
be fucking glad you didn't watch it all

did Nina show up?

>Remembering the early 2000s when Ubisoft was God-tier and reliable at delivering interesting content and mechanics

What went wrong. I hate them so much now.

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Tactical grandma was probably the only good thing they showed. Fuck I'd take a rabbids game at this point but they didn't even deliver on that front.

Microsoft: 6.5/10
Bethesda: stopped watching after battle royale 76/10
PC Gaming: Didn't watch/10
Ubisoft: 4/10
How bad did Bethesda get after the Fallout 76 stuff? I seriously hope Square and Nintendo are better, but I'm losing hope.

Watchdogs was cool, definitely picking it up

Everything else was boring, glad theres no more AC

Bethesda had stuff that interested me. Ubisoft didn't. Usually they're at least fucked up enough for it to be entertaining, but they were boring and not one game was interesting. Ubisoft has become the most generic game company; all their shit is the same. Like when a non-gamer thinks of games, Ubisoft makes the kind of shit they're thinking of. Christ even EA is better at this point.

whether the games are political or not the conference sucked

Why do they bother?

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Yo, whats poppin mah niggas.

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them.
I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them. That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em. Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em.

Gaming can get straight hectic nowdays, but that aint no scuse' to be runnin ya mouf, straight up nigga.
In 2019 there aint no reason to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic or islamophobic my nigga. Where i come from, you talk shit, you get shot. It aint pretty but somebody gotta do it.

You better check yoself before you reck yoself with that toxic shit fool.

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They'll win with just Animal Crossing and Pokemon alone, at this rate.

>you lived to see sam fisher get relegated to fucking mobile garbage
absolutely fucking disgusting

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BIO/JADE

They are just skipping one year to make the next for the new consoles.

>Plaster niggers and shitskins throughout their game
>White man bad
>Strong female characters plastered everywhere too
>White man very very bad
Ubisoft are the defacto leftist devs.

Watch Dogs 3 looked pretty cool, but on the other hand I still remember the bullshit they pulled with the first one so I'm still not putting any faith in Ubisoft.

The new Just Dance still coming to the Wii was funny though.

motion controls i guess

Yes

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You idiots understand they're tricking you with watch dogs right? You will be able to recruit any NPC you want but obviously they can't make cut scenes and stories for all of them. 99% will just be generics with no cut scenes and 10-20 will be like the one they showed in the trailer. And of course the one they showed a trailer of is obviously the best.

>Gods and Monsters

Hm. That...might not be totally terrible.

It looked like solid gold compared to everything else Ubisoft presented which in and of itself should tell you something.

Personally I think it might be shits and giggles type fun as long as you dont pay full price for it.

>Bethesda had stuff that interested me
like what?

agree with this (except quarantine, that didn't look interesting at all).

the only thing you missed with bugthesda was the Doom Eternal part. Everything that bethesda actually developed was trash, as expected.

CONAN CHOP CHOP

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I CAST BIO JADE
You were badly poisoned!

What did Devolver Digital do?

>no BGE2
it's shit/10

well at least they depict western countries accurately, almost every character being nonwhite

>And of course the one they showed a trailer of is obviously the best.

the trailer isn't just "the best" stuff; it's pre-scripted shit that you will never see in the released game

Not great, not terrible.
Not terrible because I think the format was good and they dropped some bad habits like the scripted voice chats.
Not Great because they did not show anything with "WOW!" factor and it felt more like a company report than a presentation.
That Brexit rant was retarded.
Very safe and forgettable

PROGRESSIVE/10

you could tell they had some sort of quota going on, they had to have like a 50-50 split mandate for male-female characters in their trailers

Who Fucking Cares/10

Just a slew of Tom Clancy games, a faggy future game, another shitty WatchDogs games, and a Zelda BotW rip off.

Ubisoft has only made 3 good things in the last 20 years.
The No More Heroes franchise, which has less to do with them and more to do with Suda51 and Nintendo.
Assassin's Creed II
Far Cry 3.

Square Enix will be even worse.
All its gonna be is FFVII Remake, maybe a teaser for a new FF, and more games that look like anime with terrible writing.

Nintendo is gonna win this year.
Microsoft brought nothing but a backwards compatible Xbox. CyberPunk 2077 will be multiplatform.

Bethesda is garbage, other than Doom Eternal, which we've been waiting for for 2-3 years now.

Nintendo will announce more Smash DLC, a new animal crossing, probably a new Mario game, more on Link's Awakening 3D, more on the new Pokemon game, probably more on metroid Prime 4, and maybe MAYBE, a teaser for a new Zelda game.

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Name a studio that could handle Tom Clancy's IP with more respect.

wow its fucking nothing

Fucking garbage/ 10

Where the fuck was Rayman, do they legit hate this character.

Doom, possibly the Fallout 76 updates, Blades, Ghostwire, and I think there were one or two more but I was drinking and forget.

Worst one so far. At least Bethesda had Doom.

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bloodlines
the contra-looking game
terraria expac

the only explanation for your tier list is that devolver was SO fucking trash that it looped back around to ironic S tier.

the only games they showed looked like something an undergrad student made by themselves as a capstone project

Nah we've all come to expect DQ at this point, neverminding the handful of fake fans who didn't even know what an "Erdrick" was until months ago.

Stevefags, on the other hand, exist entirely to shitpost. Pretty much everybody loses if they win.

Rockstar. In fact, Rockstar would be better at making every Ubisoft game.

2/10. Watch Dog 3 actually looked kind of cool but theres no way it'll work like that in the actual game. That way the dialouge and narrative was so reactive to that dude's death is too advanced to apply to every npc.

1/10
Watch dogs was the only thing good releasing

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WHERE THE FUCK IS SKULL AND BONES?

>he's still holding out for 76

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>try to do a little curtsy because you think you're a cute gurl
>flash the entire internet on live camera
this tranoid is probably having a breakdown RIGHT NOW if they havent already joined the 40 percent

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One tourney team is
>1 black dreadlock man
>3 titty streamers
>1 probably gay white guy

They won 1 round surprisingly but they are known for losing

>and more games that look like anime with terrible writing.
>WHY DON'T THOSE SLANT EYED GOOKS MAKE THEIR GAMES LOOK DISGUSTING LIKE WE DO????

F

Literally my opinion. Microsoft used to be a 5/10 for me until I saw the others.

>No More Heroes
This game was the worst game I've ever fucking played and I'll never stop saying it here.

rockstar games are fucking dumpster fires

Name a studio that could handle Tom Clancy's IP with more respect (Than Ubisoft)
EA would

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I've never played it because it looked bad. But the updates seem like they're going to push it to playable for me. I'm gonna free up some HD space and try the trial in a bit.

>brand new Splinter Cell finally unveiled
He's just a guest character in a shitty mobile game

Seething Ubisoft employee detected.

2/10

Ubi is worst for now. But at least they show some dances.

Guerilla Games possibly could

ubisoft games are shit too, don't make assumptions

Anyone?

That isn't even close to what I mean faggot.
They all look like Kingdom hearts and FFX.
And they're all written like a bad anime.

>Think he's a girl
>Has no concept of how to not flash your underwear while wearing a dress/skirt

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>no Splinter Cell
>no Rayman

QRD on pc gaming conference?
i couldnt make it because i was gardening :)

Devolver wasn't at their best, but I would still consider them A tier.
I have new appreciaition for Microsoft's after how shit the others were
Didn't watch the PC gaming show.
Bethesda's and Ubisoft's conferences were so pathetic that I don't even want to watch E3 next year.

Wow, this made Bethesda's conference look good.

And both still look miles better than any western shit you worship, tranny.

based user enjoying nature

>tfw was to busy passing out to fever dreams and medication withdraws to catch the end of Devolver and any presentation up until current time

I doubt I missed anything decently hype, but at least I did save my space ant queen from extinction to the turbo assassination virus and made a comfy home on the other side of the portal raising ant children. I even got bonus building materials and caught the shapeshifter before he could off me, pretty rad dream desu.

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E3 this year is actually really shitty.

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Deuteronomy 22:5
"A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God."

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>more games that look like anime with terrible writing.
>No More Heroes franchise
>animal crossing
>Smash DLC
>Mario
>Zelda
>Pokemon
Good bait

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Fuckhead

It takes years of conditioning and self awareness.
Probably why most western women have given up skirts outside of dresses for occasions.

>bowsette

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ty anoniboops
the veg, fruit, herbs, and berries wont tend to themselves!

I don't mean it will be THAT much better, but it will still be better than all this garbage.
I'm only """"""excited""""" for Smash DLC, pokemon, LA, and if they can make a new mario thats good like Odyssey then cool. And I'll always hope for a better Zelda .

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>Boys Club character

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Close minded Americans detected.

Fuck off to >/Pol/.

>not wanting a bowsette game
Fag.

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Is Scotland the land of the sinners then?

Devolver's conference was alright.
Devolver's pre pre show is absolute kino. The Mortal Kombat 3 skit is fucking hilarious.

Didn'tevenwatch/10

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only good thing was seeing Mac's fine body. to go from built to unit back to built is important

I hope t pain wins

the mating call of a neogaf refugee

The idea that Watchdogs will manage to stay the way they presented it is laughable.

I just can't wait to see the shitpost webms that get made with it like the first one. People recruiting dozens of brown skinned women and then throwing them off of buildings and shit.

What the fuck is going on with BG&E 2?

someone post shark frankie

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sony is unironically winning so far by not showing up this year.

fucking end E3 already

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>not wanting to be flashed is closed-minded and means you belong in /pol/

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there's a 1% chance that they pull it off, and if they do I might actually get the game. The premise is interesting to me.

3/10 too many shooters

Delayed development, they didn't reach their diversity quota.

...why are you still watching that

This sounds fucking horrible. I must have picked a fortunate time to drop E3.

As usual I have to expect japs to save this shitshow

Trannies always crack me up because it's always, ALWAYS a sexist guy doing his impression on how he thinks a prissy, weak little woman acts. No woman actually fucking curtsies, your retarded dick chopper.

Well I’m taking a screenshot because I agree with you.

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EYY RIGG.
LEMASK U SUMN
HOW YA GONNA KEEP GAMING SAFE RICK?
YA WEREN'T AROUND DURING GAMERGATE, RICK, YA WERE ASLEEP IN THAT BED
LEMASK YA SUMMIN RICK, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR DAUGHTER IS?
THINGS AIN'T LIKE THEY WAS B'FORE RICK
*rubs head angrily*
'S ABOUT SURVIVAL

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Is the love for Develver's thing just a fucking meme? They are always horribly unfunny and this year was no exception. I like the idea of mocking e3, but they just aren't funny in the slightest.

>Microsoft at C but Bethesda at F
Bethesda actually had 2 game announcements that were actually interesting, Ghostwire and Deathloop. Both new ips to boot as well. All Microsoft had was Elden Ring. Keanu Reeves was fun but at the end of the day its just celebrity cameo. What else did they show at MS that was actually interesting? The Gears presentation in particular might be one of the worst things I've ever seen at an e3. Just embarrassing. Halo Infinite was just a terrible CG trailer when everyone was expecting gameplay as well AND we barely got any worthwhile Scorpio information. MS's show was the definition of quantity over quality.

The real ranking is this

>S
>A
>B
>C
>D
Everybody besides Ubisoft
>F
Ubisoft

This.

There's been shit all this E3.

CG/10

>Ghostwire and Deathloop
Where's the gameplay?

if they do a proper AC unveiling they will win, hands down

CACA POOPOO PEEPEE

UUL AAD UUL AAD UUL AAD

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I still have them ahead.

Think about exclusives for a moment, Sonys pre-e3 had the return of FFVII remake and DS getting a real release date, along with Medievil. So for the holidays they have DS, Medievil, Dreams, Concrete Genie, and some other non-important shit I forgot. March for FF and since Jewy Schriers leak is pretty much all but confirmed, early 2020 for Sushi and TLOU2. That’s a pretty fucking good line-up for the next year.

Meanwhile Microsoft showed off Gears 5, Ori 2, Anarchy Reigns: Dyke Edition, and Battletoads, and maybe Pyschonauts 2 is cancelled for ps4? That’s fucking pathetic yet again, after all the years of disappointment, they just continue to disappoint when this was the year they should have taken over.

-2/10

I knew I was going to be disappointed but HOLY SHIT.

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