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Stop buying ubi games. Let these fucking retards go bankrupt.
I want to fuck a white milf so bad
no
LYNCHED
14.99 PER MONTH
>$14.99
What the fuck were they thinking
FOURTEEN DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS PER MONTH
FUCK THE GAME SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES
Stream is so dull it's making me sleepy.
fpbp
The future will be streaming only
>$15
HAHAHA
EPIC STORE IS DEAD
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stadia
>Tv shows
>movies
>Tomclancy
>Mobile shit
>Tumblr Time
>Just Dance
Why did they even show up?
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
WHAT DO I HAVE TO GAIN
Literally Tom Clancy: The Conference
How many fucking shooter games was that now? Like 8?
FUCKING CHRIST GIVE IT A BREAK HOW MANY SHOOTER GAMES CAN YOU MAKE IN ONE YEAR
>Ubisoft will continue making money for the foreseeable decade
>stadia
oh lawd
suck my dick
PC conference had a superior MILF
>Uplay+ on Stadia
What?
Streaming and subscriptions. Please kill gaming.
I was just thinking I didn't have enough monthly subscriptions siphoning my money. Thanks, Ubi!
To say I'm a lynch fan is a huge understatement
I'd maybe spend 14.99 for an entire year. Not a month.
>that weak woo
>stadia
STOP
Pure liquid shit
Gaming is dead. I’m taking up knitting.
>STADIA
Literally the only thing Ubi had going for them was grandma.
This is probably the worst E3 this year.
STADIA
YES FUCKING FINALLY
I like shooter games and none of these are even remotely interesting to me.
>BUY A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE SO YOU CAN BUY OUR SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE ON IT!
Jesus christ.
born for greatness man
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
hnnnng
SQUARE ENIX SAVE US
SQUARE ENIX SAVE US
SQUARE ENIX SAVE US
Guys I just got in during that one game about a group of elite special operatives doing operative shit. What happened before that?
>Stadia
oh my god my hernia is showing back up
Imagine paying 14.99 a month for Ubisoft games
ROLLA SKATIN
>Rocket league ripoff right down to the fucking colours
>mfw I bought far cry 4 instead of dying light
>mfw trying to force myself to finish this thing
>black women
>ANOTHER PRE-RENDERED TRAILER
SHOW FUCKING GAMEPLAY OR DON'T BOTHER
It just gets worse
oh look, more blacks
>pay $10/month for Stadia
>so I can have the priviledge of paying $15/month for Ubishit
ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
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Gotta leave for work, I think I could've spent my time better today.
I can't wait to pay $180/year for Ubisoft games!
SUBSCRIPTION WOOOOO
WOOOO
WOOOO
CLAP CLAP CLAP
SOOPAH SOOPAH SOOPAH
this
watch out for the knitting sjws lad
>A fucking roller derby game
Jesus christ.
Ubisoft really is a joke.
>Playing without a helmet
Women
WE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*AHEM* FUCK E3
I cannot believe the immense shilling for subscriptions and streaming services this year
ROLLER DERBY FINALLY A REAL GAME
Overwatch ON SKATES
I stopped watching Pre Pre Show after Johnny Impact left. Did I miss anything good?
What did you expect? Ubisoft is THE company for Stadia games. They're the ones that were doing the initial beta and their games have been shown off in every demo.
>this dude
ROLLERDYKES+BASKETBALL IN FORTNITE
WE WANT THE FUCKING ROCKET LEAGUE AUDIENCE
>Roller Derby game
Literally a """sport""" for fat, ugly dykes. Fuck this cancer.
whats with frogs and their obsession with niggers
>come on bring it up
>nobody applauds
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THE CRINGE
This has been the worst E3 ever
>Not a shooter
Wow.
Despite only making up 13% of the population, black people make up 94% of the playable characters in Ubisoft video games.
>hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>more niggersp
It’s so damn tiring
How the fuck is ubisoft still alive?
They make so many games that literally nobody plays. How the fuck are they still making games?
there are more hispanics than blacks in america. Honestly, sooner or later we're gonna be seeing 100% spanish games being presented in E3
Stefane is cute!
Akko is too cute to be posted in a ubishit discussion. Don't do this again.
TEAM PEE VEE PEE PEE
no
Enough
>Esports ready
Have you been to France?
Still no BG&E2 storygameplay?
seriously what is ubisoft thinking? origin access and xbox game pass are both $5 per month. do they think their selection is that good?
>$15 a month
I fucking hate Canadians.
>more garbage streaming
there is not escape from this Hell
How are they not bankrupt with such terrible offerings
Kek
JET SET ROCKET LEEEEEEEEEEEEAUGE
I thought you were fucking kidding.
uplay on stadia. Now if that's not the most unholy alliance of fucking shit.
Overskate?
This game OOZES soul
WOW A GAME I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT RELEASES TODAY HOW EXCITING
Ubisoft is like that father that tries so hard to have fun with their kid but fails in every instance
That song is slick though
PLAY THE HEEECK
Keanu Reeves has been the best part E3 so far.
post yfw this conference so far
lol
who fucking cares
DAS RITE
>and you can play it today!
I hate this shit
>class based pvp game
Fuck me do people not rely on skill anymore?
nice parody of Jungle de Ikku
>people said Sony was shit
>E3 became somehow shittier without them
This E3 is such and borefest. Barely any new announces. Barely any cringe. One dance.
Old E3s were much better to watch with Yea Forums. Yes I miss horrible dances. Only Keanu, picrelated and Frankie were good this time.
Why would I want to play a game for a dyke sport
>game is dead before its even finishes its announcement
JESUS
STRONK
"YOU WILL BE SCREAMING LIKE OUR COLLEQUES DID"
fortnite graphics
What the fuck is this """""""""sport""""""""?
lul
HELLOOOOO ELAINE
LA LA LA
>half the people pronounce it oo-bee
>other half pronounce it you-bee
WHICH IS IT, GODDAMNIT
i genuinely think that's exactly what they looked like desu
Pretty close to it.
There's usually one or two hype as fuck announcements. Literally nothing this year has gotten me worked up.
I mean, Cyberpunk and Elden Ring were nice, but we've already got a bunch of stuff on CP and Elden Ring was just a CG teaser.
Feels good that I havent played Ubisoft games in over 10 years.
Why are there so many black people in Ubisoft games?
Just die already Ubisoft.
Roller Champions actually looks like it might be fun, but I need to see some gameplay first
The funny part is that only the cool dykes like it because it takes a lot of fuckin energy to do. Most tumblrfags and whales hate this shit.
At least Sony would bring some humour through incompetence.
I dunno. Doesn't look as fun as Rocket League.
>punch all of his fingers one by one
>that will work out in Baki
TOM CLANCY AND ZOOMER GAMES
Sorry ubi your presentation sucks ass so far.
preach
could've been nice but they used that fucking god-awful artstyle
who is pic related?
this looks beyond dead on arrival
also wheres the fucking gameplay
you are getting older, games are getting worse, and e3s when new consoles are a year away are always bad.
you should have known this you are failing me user
black fembond was pretty good too
Who is keeping this company afloat holy shit
1v1 games are dead too, can't have people dealing with their own mistakes.
The game play doesn't look fun
And I play sports games
juicy lips mmm
I'm sorry, but this is way too much tacticool live service shit. It's basically the same games from last year and the year before with the occasional spin-off of said games.
It's probably great for people who already play those games, but for everyone else it's a whole lot of nothing, really.
>All of this forced diversity in all of their games
YIKEKS
french canadian
Why is Ubisoft always the worst conference
Don't you know black people make up 75% of the world?
Cringiest conference so far,
so the best one so far.
it's amazing how Ubisoft's E3 is even more boring than the two we had yesterday
Why not? It's been like this for more than a decade.
Kek, don't tell me that's it.
>great show
LMAO
So what did I fucking miss? More shooters?
JUST DANCE BROTHER
HEEELLLLLOOOOOOO
did i miss #girlwood
It's literally nascar but with black people on roller blades.
>shit presentation
>still the best one so far
THIS E3 IS SHIT
literally no games
Nothing inportant. Nothing at all.
>this garbage is the closest we'll ever get to JSR3
>YVES
>Men and women on the same team
>There's usually one or two hype as fuck announcements. Literally nothing this year has gotten me worked up.
Yeah this is the big thing for me. This will be the first time I've ever seen a full E3 where not a single new game has been announced that I'm hyped by. Not a single sequel or new IP.
Maybe I'm getting old.
All the niggers who keep buying Ass Creed, R6S, Far Cry, etc. etc.
>Mexico Arena
>in a fictional game
For what fucking purpose?
why can't frogs into english?
she hasn't been with ubisoft in 3 years
oh, they actually brought out yves
Which?
this industry is dead to me.
Why doesn't anyone yell more profaine shit? I'd call the guy up front a swede faggot.
rollerblading sports game that plays like a 3rd person shooter.
>french accent
They made a video about this debacle in a past E3, they said pronounce it however you want just like say whatever gender you feel like then they busted into a Just Dance dancing concert.
It might be okay but it seems like they're cashing in on Rocket League, and I really don't want to download UPlay.
is there a good Tom Clancy novel?
If you don't like it make your own games
aisha is kill
LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MONGOLOID
You can tell this guy doesn't mean any of this because he has to read it off a teleprompter. Fuck off Yves.
I got pretty hard when they showed hacking grandma
>niggers in México
Thankfully the only Ubisoft game I play is rocksmith
>that tongue
what?
I mean I think Ghostwire and Deathloop might be cool but its hard to get excited when there wasn't any gameplay.
I hate ubi so much yet I can't hate Yves
Yeah I bet uplay plus is gonna dominate the Sub-Saharan market
The French, why?
Was there any interesting game so far from ubisoft. I am watching this but I don't remember anything
And we've missed her for the past 3 years
Why not just Speedball 3?
>Markalocesatee
What's the problem?
>Sony won by doing nothing
This is like one of those Mario party games
They literally put a subscription on a subscription
uplay+ on stadia
pay 15 a month to pay 15 a month to play a game that you still buy dlc for
lel
>BG&E2 nowhere to be seen two years after announcement
It's fucking dead Jim.
can we go back to dancing
>White people make up less of the world.
>Complain about why they aren't the majority in games.
Hmmm.
Normalfags who keep buying AAA games.
Yup. I've been watching the coverage of them for like 20 years now and the only year I remember that was this bad was 2008. It hasn't been great in a long time, but this is truly a new low. Only two games have me excited, Jedi Fallen Order and DOOM Eternal. The rest has been awful.
FUCK THE QUEBECOIS
Square-Enix and Nintendo are our last hopes at this point.
Square-Enix's conferences are usually lame as fuck so I'm not expecting anything.
OMLETTE DU FROMAGE
An entire conference with nothing worthwhile
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
I agree somewhat, but this is nothing compared to what Ubisoft conferences have been before. I miss Aisha Tyler. Compared to her conferences, this has been a snorefest. Not even fun making fun of.
Why the fuck are all french names so gay sounding?
diversity, you know, having all people be the same
Panic! at the disco live performance when
I'm never going to get beyond good and evil 2 am I.......
true. will i ever enjoy games like i did 10 years ago? (am only 25)
Subscription/10
i think is time to find a new hobby, especially if nintendo and sony will get into this bullshi streaming next Gen.
did that ubisoft boat game ever come out?
is he fucking autistic?
>He doesn't know
There are niggas in Mexico, they're just off to the side
Ullamaliztli
he lost is mic and is exhausted putting it back in his belt
>that awkward almost cheek kiss
fucking frog leaves
Anybody in there who didn't get invited as a part of their job probably lined up for hours to get in and don't want to get kicked out.
They'll suck too. Nintendo fans will get hyped for bing bing wahoo but I don't give a shit about that stuff.
what's wrong with this guy?
he talks like his balls were removed when he was 3 years old
affaffin creed
>mfw Sony just release a new trailer for The Last of Us 2 with a release date
Where is this years AC?
we already knew this. reminder that the first BG&E2 trailer premiered 10 years ago
They literally generated 10s of billions during the Wii era
Africa doesn't play video games nor do any games take place there. People called RE5 racist for daring to put black people in an African setting.
Watch_Dogs is unironically the only interesting game there, but even then it's far from a day 1 buy for me.
>Ass creed team trying to do something else
lol
it's shit
say Cletus
>ASSCREED
>literally gun shooting as a rebel in a post apoc dystopian world conference
...
I'm so sick of this fucking artstyle
Shamelessly ripping off BOTW in 2019
looks like a zelda clone
Literally "WE WANT THE FORTNITE AUDIENCE"
Looks like mobile shit
kid shitarus
Ugly artstyle.
Anyone else tired of subscriptions?
Oh boy can't wait to have a Yea Forums sub too just to shitpost....
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TRANSITION
mobage trash
"No!"
>They ended it with a mobile game
Jesus
That's it?
No gameplay?
That's fucking it?
What a crock of shit.
Lol showed nothing
Fortnite graphics AC: Odyssey. Fucking garbage.
AY YO
WE
Let's just keep copying Fortnite
Mobile game
is this guy gonna start rapping or what
Breath of the Wild: Everything is Shiny For Some Reason Edition
THAT'S IT?
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT ASSCREED SYMPHONY IF THEY'RE NOT ANNOUNCING A NEW ASSCREED? I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN ASSCREED BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE AN OBVIOUS THING
lol that's how they end it?
Wtf are they doing
WOOOOOOO
YEAHHHHH
T-Pain? Ubisoft won!
>its over
What the fuck was that
No fucking way they just end it like that.
That was really bad.
>there were people at Ubi who genuinely thought that was a good thing to finish with
wait is it over?
Why does everyone have a lisp?
this is truly the worst e3 is years
Was that female Pit?
lol Judge Holden was in the crowd
bruhh nahhh
?????? did it end????????
E3 is fucking dead
Video games are fucking dead
>Streamer shit
And here I was thinking bethesda was the worst one....
Ubisoft conference official rating:
that's it?/10
ubisoft consistently has the worst conference show every year. it's impressive really
This. It was never good, it's so ugly and uninspired. I hate it so much.
Not even a fucking ass creed
french Mike Tyson?
Holy fuck that was awful
Is it over? Can I stop watching?
>Literally no BG&E2
Shits cancelled. For the best, its not like what they showed was promising, nor do they have the talent to actually make a good game like that in the first place.
>an mc with a lisp
you can't make this shit up
What a weak-ass finish.
I'm shocked that there's nothing on Beyond Good and Evil 2.
Explain yourselves frenchies
is the conference over? what?
What a terrible ending
Kek is Beyond Good and Evil 2 officially dead
>Kinda Onions Games
Ok I'm done
anyone else watching this lispy nigger faggot?
It's over now?
they did the same last year where people were watching a post show for like 20 minutes thinking something was still coming
Nigger/10
That's it? Nothing?
Time to fucking dip
F- as always Ubisoft
Why wasn't he invited to the Rainbow celebrity match?
>that's it
I'm not even angry, I'm just confused.
They actually had a worse conference than Bethesda.
Holy shit.
Oh god I'm cry-laughing.
>women in e-sports
Beyond Good & Evil 2 is cancelled.
>No Ass Creed
>No BGAE2
I don't even care about those games but their non-presence was shocking.
What the hell is it with this E3? Does nobody have anything to show?
Probably.
I hate this western girl power meme, I just want cute boys in video games.
fuck videogames
>Ebonics with lisp
its so fucking funny
based disgusted black guy image poster
Fucking kill me
This is the state of video games in 2019
#teamyachty representing #girlswhocode, this is my dream team!
What the fuck is even happening anymore. This industry is so fucking dead. I wish only nerds liked video games like it was in the past. That's when games were made with love. Fuck this shit.
Ubisoft legitimately had the worse conference of them all, you can't even defend this.
>No Splinter Cell yet again
Fuck Ubisoft and fuck this E3. This is the worst E3 of all time.
was that? is it over?
Why do they have a lisping rapper on this?
How is he relevant to video games?
>it just ends without an actual ending
>game has release date but no information given at all
What the fuck even is this conference
1/10
Every E3 just gets worse and worse for me.
I had to leave after watchdogs and now they're showing ecelebs esports?
Did i miss anything cool or did they blow their load early?
What, you wanted more?
just fucking skip this introduction shit
They ended it so suddenly what the fuck. Now I can't decide which conference was worse, if this or Bethesda, both were abysmal but at least Bethesda had Ikumi. This was nothing but shooters in dystopias and fucking UPlay sub in Stadia. Jesus christ.
APOLOGIZE. RIGHT. NOW. I. SAID!
>End it on a fucking mobile game
I didn't even realise it was over. What the hell is going on?
CARRIED DIAMOND
That was it?
Is Ubi art dead?
it's an awkward time, on the wind-down from 8th gen. With 9th gen kicking off next year. Probably why Sony just said fuck it, because all their devs are probably still in pre-production for 9th gen launch games.
Blew their load early.
Man, what a whole lot of nothing.
At least Bethesda had something here and there, even if they had a bunch of circlejerk filler.
I mean, they never even showed gameplay, they just showed CG trailers 2 or 3 times. Good riddance to it.
this shit is incredible, every presentation somehow manages to be worse than the last, which always manages to be the worst e3 presentation i've ever seen. it's like they invented a new art form.
leaked gameplay footage of that rollerblade game
youtube.com
>girlswhocode
the fucking what, excuse me
I still enjoy games tho.
>girls who code
black people
politics
diversity
BLACK PEOPLE
It’s depressing, isn’t it user? A sea of same-y uninspired shooters, disgusting mobile games with microtransactions out the ass, and no hope for the future. It’s all over.
>girls who code
Jesus christ. Even Limited Run Games just announcing physical versions of existing games and being cringy as shit has a better conference.
I feel that it'll be a worse rocket league so there won't be much point playing it, and no one will shift over.
end of generation E3s are always shit but this one is particularly bad
Watchdogs was the only thing that was even remotely interesting - and we all know how they love to inflate their Watchdogs trailers, so the final game won't be anything like what we saw anyway.
Why did it end like that/10
I can't decide on whether it was worse than Bethesda's, or if it was better than Bethesda's because it was even worse.
This conference could have really used some flutes.
should've ended it with a pride-themed dance number tbqh
How is he doing after Geoff? his game wasn't even that bad
Fantastic, i love missing boring shit
Thanks user, sorry you had to sit throught that
What are you talking about? :D
>video game in current year
Ubi store is fuck
7 flavours of TOM CALANCIES THIRD PERSON TACTICOOL SHOOTER and then they end it on a mobile game.
>Microsoft and PC Gaming had lots of games, but only a few of them looked interesting
>EA and Bethesda were bad
>Ubisoft was utterly atrocious
>the only presentations left are Squeenix and Nintendo
I don't want to join the "worst E3 ever" bandwagon, but
Who the FUCK are these streamers? I'm a zoomer and even I don't know them.
>this conference
Literally only cared about a Watch Dogs sequel, it looks cool and it takes 1/2s concept and expands on it. I'm satisfied.
Why do we even watch E3?
>community developer
No words for that moment
Just to suffer
should I stay up for the kinda funny stream or nah?
I know right? That has shit I'm looking forward to.
Ubisoft has fucking nothing.
At least Just Dance is coming to the fucking Wii in 2019
I honestly don't know why we even need a big event for game anymore. All of this shit can easily be dropped on Youtube.
Song of Conquest look dope
Is there any more conferences today?
Or it's better to go to sleep?
to laugh at how bad they get
>team full of twitch ethots doesn't win
surprise surprise
We enjoy suffering
kek
I like video games it's just AAA games haven't been great the last decade. Look into indie or old games and you will find fun.
To give us motivation to play some better games.
i can feel the hours i lost, i could be waking up right now
How does Ubisoft consistently make the worst E3 shows when fucking EA is there? Like it's impressive at this point.
To shit on it together.
Goddammit not again
next year is gonna be pretty good with ps5 and scarlet
YO WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES ARE AT BROS?
Fucking kek, that's good
>Konami
sleep