WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING!???!

It's a man that thinks it's a woman.

Another dog.

Your average video games "developer"

Holy kek

I know you've never seen one besides your mother up close but that's a woman.

she's actually real cute, i'd fuck. she doesn't look like the stereotypical virtue signaling, seems really chill.

have a tremendous e-tree

Quota.

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

typical american

Your average white woman.
Remember when Eurofucks said only American whites are fat?

Mental illness.

why shame randos for no reason, don't be so insecure

>she

Some creative designer or something in some new game nobody cares about, but still, we've hit
the damn bottom when this is who makes our games today

A gamers wetdream. Just not MY wetdream

he is fat abnormation

I wanna fuck it

Buttercup real model

>Your average white woman.

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That dress would look really good on an actually hot woman
t. gay

I hate women

THAT'S A TUNA BRO!

HUAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT

>BIO
>JADE
THEY CLONED THEIR BEST DEV AND MADE HER THICC

based Pierce working for Ubisoft now they're Ubihard

I have reached levels of disbelief I couldn't think possible

Nobody says that, they say Americans are the fattest.
Which is a fact.
Also
>American whites

Slam piggy

Implying most people who are mocking her are any more attractive. She seems like a genuinely nice person, you're all terrible people for mocking her.

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

To be fair, she doesn't have a nice face and she is fat. She does need her eyebrows lips stick and hair to match for you to notice her.

How about you stop eating for a while.

The reason why rainbow six is now about SJW fighting zombies and aliens.

All the should have done is create a co-op mode with story content in REAL situations.

But NO.

Here is your infection Zombies bullshit wich has nothing to do with Tom Clancy. Same shit with Ghost Recon Breakout.

Tom Clancy is now about magic alien bullshit

I bet she is all sweaty right now, imagine the smell

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Bio Jade? More like Buy-O Jade's game!

Buttercup real model

IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL

she looks like she fucks ubisoft black guys

itt: people who have never made anything that will be enjoyed by other people criticizing the looks and gender of someone who has

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
okay I had to dig the comic out for that one

Not true, I've written some rapey /ss/ smut that people like (for some reason).

seething

Tom Clancy is rolling in his grave, why did they drag his name through the mud like this? TC died literally after Vegas 2

fag

dilate

>comic
My little Yea Forums can't be this uncultured.

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Lori Beth with pink hair.

O, the world of dharma is filled with light.

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Heh... well, at any rate, they got the name of the company right, because as soon as this whale came out, it really resonated with me... "Ubisoft"... that's right, because one look at this bitch, and I be soft

>can't go one post without thinking about eating
Fat people need to be purged

I would rather work for the youkai shrine at this point, humans are not worth it.

no wonder the industry has turned into shit

Needs a boss health bar under the name BIO JADE

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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Really low hurdle, i suck as an artist and still get my shit sold doing it as a hobby on the side. Main difference is i need 2weeks for something skilled people do in 2hours.

But honestly no matter how amazing you are at your profession. Everyone will still hold it against you to live like a degenerate.

R E N T F R E E
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>tom clancy right now

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this is why you should't let women who work at game companies represent them
at leas the majority of guys aren't this big of a lardass

The digivolution of Jade Ramond

Absolutely livid

>he doesn't know

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to be fair I don't think he ever gave a fuck about the video games, but it is pretty sad so see once semi-authentic portrayals of the military turn into sci-fi tumblrshit

>fat pink haired hambeast appears on stage
>Yea Forums says something about it
>tranny see's comment and begins to dilate aggressively and screaming, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Have sex

The premised sounds fun

Apex new

>What is Mastodon?

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>comic

Grey some mastodon in your life child

Hey, just wanted to say I'm a big fan and I wish you luck working on this game

Objective: Defeat the Bio Jade

you do realize that the art of the whale in that comic is based on Leviathan's cover art, don't you?

Man Diavolo really let himself go

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fatty

you can't just post that and not share user

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>he doesnt know jeopardy!

>Implying it's not just the female version of the average Yea Forumsirgin

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I want to fuck her rolls

the thing in the OP

kino

That dress would look really good on an actually hot woman
t. gay

>tfw im super into fat girls
>this beauty comes on stage and I get to have her all to myself
Feels good having your own uncontested waifu.

I'm buying her game.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
pastebin.com/uAA7m0yP

Are you black?

don't lump us in with this degenerate

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NO MAN CAN MOVE THE BLOB

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it's the new siege DLC op

brave and beautiful!

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O B S E S S E D
B
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Have kids.

That's what REAL woman looks like you fucking incel.

seeth whale

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That't the reference model for Gridlock in R6

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Tom Clancy is dead you fucking idiot.

GIVE MILKIES
GIVE MILKIES
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES

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Found the nigger

n-nice try tranny

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I’m into fat girls and I’m black

it's more the fat thing desu senpai

Whoa shit nigger, you really expect me to read all that shit?

After careful research, it seems this creature is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, an American.

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spotted the landwhale

So her name is 'Jade Adam Granger' but she has bio infront of it as a real world cis signfier ight? I'm so confused guys.

>Implying there aren't a ton of fatties on Yea Forums

That creature that refuses to sleep with you. I believe they call them "women"

BIO JADE ate Jade Raymond

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dilate

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

Thanks for reminding me to never give up doing exercises every day.

I want to facefuck her

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These women clearly get jobs because they fuck the nerds in charge of these companies.